00:00We've taken a plane ride lately.
00:02The airlines these days really try hard to give you all kinds of service and attention.
00:08Wouldn't it be great if other kinds of transportation companies would follow their lead?
00:12Here's my good friend, Bob Newhart, to show you what I mean.
00:3043rd Street Theater, please.
00:36Welcome aboard cab number 4692.
00:40This is your driver, Pasquale J. Fortunato, speaking.
00:45We're going to be pulling out into traffic in just a moment as soon as we have clearance from the
00:49patrolman at the intersection.
00:50Get that lousy cab out of here.
00:53We now have clearance.
00:56Our route today will take us along 2nd Avenue and Crosstown on 42nd Street.
01:02Our approximate driving time, nine and a half minutes, give or take five hours.
01:08Now here's your stewardess to demonstrate the safety procedures.
01:13Shirley, you want to wake up?
01:29This is your oxygen mask.
01:31It will automatically drop down from the ceiling when the air pollution gets too bad.
01:36These will also be available in case of emergency.
01:39What are they?
01:40The two passes to the John at the Orange Julius.
01:46Our suitors will now serve refreshments.
01:53In first class, you get jelly babies.
01:57Camp Control calling 4692.
02:00Roger.
02:01Major traffic jam at Times Square.
02:03Do not approach the adapt holding pattern around Columbus Circle.
02:06I have to get through.
02:07My fare has an 830 curtain.
02:08How's your fuel, 4692?
02:12Running low.
02:13Jettison all excess weight.
02:17Sorry, Shirley.
02:22Hey.
02:28They're bumper to bumper.
02:30You'll never get through it.
02:31Stop.
02:31Turn back.
02:31You're mad.
02:32You're mad.
02:33I thought you...
02:46Don't worry, mister.
02:47I've been in tighter spots before.
02:49During the war, I used to drive Eisenhower's golf cart.
02:52Once Rommel was only two holes behind us.
02:55I think I see an opening between that Studebaker and the garbage truck.
02:58Hold on.
02:58Here it goes.
03:00Hey, look where you're going, you crazy run.
03:02Let's go.
03:03How's it going?
03:06Well, here we are.
03:08Hey, buddy.
03:08That was the most sensational driving I ever saw in my life.
03:12Nothing to it.
03:13Hey, just watch your stuff getting out of the cab.
03:15We're parked on top of a Volkswagen.
03:20We'll take this taxi to Cuba.
03:24Cuba.
03:24Cuba.
03:26The marketing show.
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