00:09Come on, boy, you can do it!
00:14It's right over here!
00:16Just follow my voice!
00:18Here's a finger!
00:19Grab onto this!
00:21Come on, boy!
00:23Attaboy, you can do it!
00:25Quick up here, boy!
00:31Hey there, give me some of that red eye!
00:36You got two red eyes already!
00:38You're gonna have one, please!
00:41You should be ashamed of yourself!
00:42Why, why, I'm all tuckered out.
00:44Think I'll sit down and rest my tucker.
00:46You are sick!
00:47You can give me a drink, will you?
00:49No, listen, you should be ashamed of yourself.
00:50A man of medicine, you should set an example.
00:53Do you realize that you have not been in an operating room in ten years?
00:58Why should I?
00:58I haven't been sick.
01:01How can you call yourself a doctor boozed up all the time?
01:04You'll want to put a stop to that.
01:05I'll drink to that.
01:11Whoa!
01:19Doc, you got to help me.
01:21I've lost a lot of blood.
01:23No, you haven't.
01:23It's right there on the floor.
01:27Please, Doc, take me to the office.
01:29You're in it.
01:30Doctor, doctor, here's your big chance.
01:33To help this man, go find him another doctor.
01:38There.
01:39Fill this prescription.
01:42Okay.
01:43Here's a prescription.
01:44Fill.
01:49You know something?
01:50You look better already.
01:53I ought to warn you, I haven't practiced in 20 years.
01:56That's all right, Doc.
01:57I ain't been hit by an arrow in 30 years.
01:59I'm going to do something, Doc.
02:01All right.
02:01I'll try.
02:02I'll try.
02:02I'll try to do something.
02:03Whee!
02:08Hey, how did it happen?
02:10How did it happen?
02:10Not now, Doc.
02:11That's a long story.
02:13Oh, well, don't you worry.
02:14I got time.
02:15I got time.
02:16Here, bring us a couple drinks for me and my friends.
02:19Oh, Doc, what about the arrow?
02:21Bring the arrow a drink, too.
02:32You got to help me, Doc.
02:33I'm dying.
02:34Well, the first thing you got to do is quit smoking.
02:40Doc, don't you understand?
02:41I don't want to die.
02:43I want to live so I can have my own range,
02:47ride my mare off into the sunset,
02:49and I didn't make the girl of my dreams.
02:52have some babies.
02:54Who's going to marry you with an arrow in your chest?
02:57Now, don't just stand there.
02:59Don't just stand there looking at this poor fellow die.
03:01Don't do that.
03:02Don't just stand there looking at this poor fellow die.
03:05Don't you understand?
03:06I'm just looking at him die.
03:08Why don't you do that?
03:09Why?
03:10Well, I'll just...
03:12I'll just cover my eyes.
03:16Then I won't have to look at him anymore.
03:18I'm ashamed of you.
03:19I remember.
03:25You better remember because this is going to be your last show.
03:30You remember what?
03:31I remember when you were the top doctor in the West
03:34and you pulled 12 out of those.
03:37You know what I mean.
03:38Those things, them.
03:3912 of those.
03:40Out of Billy the Kid and he didn't even scream.
03:43How could he?
03:43He was dead for three days.
03:45Look, I can't stand it anymore.
03:46If you can't help me, I'm going to get out of here.
03:49There's got to be a doctor somewhere.
03:50Well, the nearest one is in Arizona.
03:53By the time I get to Phoenix, I'll be dying.
03:57Any other songs you want to plug before you go?
03:59Well, this arrow ain't gentle on my heart.
04:01Listen to me.
04:02You are not getting another drink until you help this man.
04:05Do you understand that?
04:05All right.
04:07How come you didn't?
04:08I'll do it.
04:09First, I've got to make sure I'm sterile.
04:11Pour some alcohol there on it.
04:14Hand there.
04:14Joe.
04:15Hurry up.
04:15This hurts.
04:17Damn.
04:19There.
04:20That stuff is finger-licking good.
04:25I can't...
04:36Oh, thanks, Doc.
04:38You saved my life.
04:40Ha, it's all right.
04:42Oh, no!
04:43No, I won't!
04:44No, I won't!
04:45I won't!
04:46I won't!
04:47See you, buddy, move!
04:48Go, whoa!
04:49Do you know what you just did?
04:51Yes.
04:52I performed the world's first arrow transplant.
04:55Oh!
