00:00Both Tony Romo and Tiger Woods are both not going to be driving anytime soon.
00:06The weird thing about Tony Romo, we found out that his blood alcohol level was double,
00:12nearly double the legal limit when he was pulled over in Wisconsin.
00:17Romo is going to pay an $834 fine and his license will be suspended for six months.
00:25He pled no contest to operating while intoxicated in OWI.
00:30He has to complete an alcohol assessment program and install an ignition interlock device
00:34on his vehicle for at least one year after his license is reinstated.
00:39So it's not nothing, but it's not five years.
00:44Tiger Woods pled guilty to reckless driving and refusal to submit to a lawful test after
00:51he rolled over his car after he hit a vehicle while he wasn't going very fast, but he flipped
00:57the thing over.
00:58He initially pled not guilty, and now he will lose his driver's license in Florida for
01:04five years.
01:06Tiger Woods will not be allowed to drive.
01:09Now, both these guys have more money than they know what the hell to do with, okay?
01:13So both these guys are sitting here dealing with DWIs because they shouldn't be getting
01:20DWIs, and this is the refrain from everybody.
01:23Get a damn driver.
01:25Get an Uber.
01:26Don't drive drunk.
01:27I am 100% with you, except you are forgetting a fundamental principle of the alpha male mind.
01:39The alpha male.
01:40And think about how you have to be wired to become the best golfer of all time, or one
01:45of the best quarterbacks and then broadcasters we've seen, right?
01:51Think about the money these guys have made.
01:53Think about the life these guys live.
01:55They don't believe they're mortal.
01:58They don't believe that they have to do anything that anyone else has to do.
02:04So hiring a driver is an admission of mortality.
02:09It's an admission of being mortal.
02:13These guys aren't going to do it.
02:15That's why nobody drives or no one gets a driver, and they all want to drive.
02:23Because if you have that mentality already inside of you and you inject alcohol into the
02:30conversation, it makes it 10 times worse.
02:34I can drive.
02:36Give me the keys.
02:37I'm fine.
02:38Give me the keys.
02:39You're at a golf event.
02:40You're driving wherever Tiger comes back from because, God, Tiger's had a lot.
02:46And that's why he's lost it for five years.
02:48He flipped over the Genesis in California, and now he's flipping over vehicles in Florida.
02:54Like, this is not the first time Tiger Woods has had a problem either with medication or
02:58alcohol and has got behind the wheel and, thankfully, hasn't killed somebody.
03:05But if you're wondering, like, this refrain from everybody of, like, get a driver, Tiger.
03:10My God.
03:11Well, he knows that.
03:13He's not stupid.
03:14Tiger understands what he should do.
03:17Tony Romo knew he.
03:18They know right from wrong.
03:20But they don't believe that laws apply to them in the same way that it applies to everyone else.
03:26Not even the legal laws, just laws in general.
03:30You know, Tom at the bar, he can't drive drunk.
03:33He gets pulled over.
03:34But Tony, me, I can drive drunk.
03:36I can do that because I'm Tony Romo.
03:39I've done everything.
03:40These people don't know what I've done.
03:43I mean, Tony Romo is out here issuing statements saying that he had an addiction, essentially,
03:47to pain pills, and he's been using alcohol to supplement the pain pills.
03:52I don't know why the hell he's bringing that in.
03:54And, like, that's, like, a weird thing for me.
03:57I'm like, yo, be quiet, man.
03:59Like, don't talk about this stuff.
04:00Like, what?
04:02I mean, Tiger's got a pill problem.
04:03Tony Romo's got a pill problem.
04:05Like, okay, we know Tony Romo took a ton of hits, big hits in the NFL.
04:10Tiger?
04:10Eh, not so much.
04:12Other than the wife with a five iron.
04:14I'm not sure what type of hits Tiger Woods took.
04:16So, like, this is, I keep on seeing this over and over again.
04:22It's in the chat, too, and everyone's like, why?
04:26Get a driver.
04:27You aren't thinking about the way these guys operate and why they drive drunk.
04:32They know better.
04:34They don't care.
04:36This is the alpha male mentality.
04:38This is how I am different.
04:41I can handle anything.
04:42I can drink.
04:44I can drive.
04:44You can't, but I can.
04:46And then they get popped like this, and it's, well, it happened once.
04:51I can do it again.
04:52I'll be okay.
04:53Tiger Woods' car flipped down a ravine in California.
04:57He lost his leg, basically.
05:00They had to cut the thing in half, and he still flipped a car over in Florida.
05:04Like, these people, these guys don't think the same way as anyone else.
05:10They don't have the same wiring, so they're not going to stop until they want to stop,
05:16and Tiger hasn't wanted to stop, and Tony Romo, this is his first time getting in trouble,
05:21but, you know, you think that's the first time Tony Romo has had too much to drink and
05:26drove home from the golf course?
05:27Come on.
05:28Come on.