00:00This is Lane Kiffin's LSU debut in college football, and I'm very curious as to how he's going to be,
00:08how he's going to be in the SEC, how he's going to kind of translate, because the dramatics of him
00:15moving to LSU, like how, I just, I'm, I don't know if I'm skeptical, because I've seen this happen.
00:24He took the USC job a while back.
00:26Too young, too young, too young.
00:28Okay, too young, sure.
00:30But everyone was like, oh, this is the, he was kind of like the Sean McVay of the time.
00:34Yeah.
00:34Like, oh my God, this guy's a prodigy.
00:36He's going to be awesome.
00:37He's going to lead us to multiple, he's going to be Pete Carroll's heir apparent.
00:41Then became the Raiders coach, too young.
00:43Didn't happen.
00:45So, I'm just very curious about this LSU tenure.
00:48Do you think it's going to be just smooth and he's going to be awesome right away?
00:52Phenomenal.
00:53Really?
00:53I think Lane Kiffin's going to win multiple national titles.
00:56Okay.
01:00Sometimes, look man, I'm going to, okay.
01:02I'm ready.
01:04Sometimes, when you're a snake and you slither around on your belly, sometimes you land in
01:13a place that loves snakes.
01:15College football is a place that loves people like Lane Kiffin.
01:21I will cheat if you let me.
01:23I will bend the rules if you let me.
01:25Hell, I'll pay under the table if I have to.
01:28Now I don't have to.
01:29I'll pay right over the table.
01:31Oh, we can take guys from the NFL who don't make practice roster squads who get cut.
01:35Come on down.
01:37We can take 50, 27-year-old, 20, whatever it takes to win, Lane Kiffin will do.
01:43There is no bar that Lane Kiffin will not go under to make sure that his team wins.
01:50Period.
01:52That's why him marrying up with LSU is two crooks who are about to rob every bank possible.
02:02Two peas in a pod, as they originally liked to say.
02:05This is the greatest marriage in college sports.
02:08Bro, this is peanut butter and jelly.
02:11Lane Kiffin is a crook.
02:12At LSU, they are criminals.
02:15This thing is going to go hand in glove.
02:18He going to be great.
02:19And if he do anything to step out of line, the university will back him up no matter what.
02:25Because, again, like we talked about yesterday, college football means more to the people of Louisiana.
02:33Yes.
02:33There's nothing in LSU but them Tigers.
02:38And they will protect Lane Kiffin no matter what he does.
02:42And I mean judges, council people, business owners, car lot owners.
02:49It don't matter.
02:50This is going to be fantastic for college football because he is a heel.
02:56Okay.
02:56He will distract the referee while LSU hits you with a chair.
03:00Okay.
03:01He don't care, bro.
03:02He doesn't care.
03:04He only wants to win.
03:07And he's going to win.
03:09And he's going to win immediately.
03:11And then it will make other ADs look in the mirror and go, well, why aren't we doing what he's
03:17doing?
03:18Well, I'm telling you, all these people, all these upper, they're scum.
03:23They're sports scum.
03:24All of these college athletic directors, they're all, the NCAA, they're all criminals.
03:31They're literally all criminals.
03:33None of them, I'm not going to say none because nothing is none.
03:36They're not a lot of good people.
03:38That's just my personal belief about the sport, period.
03:42Because if you could go that long using these kids' labor and not paying them, and then you make billions
03:49upon billions upon billions of dollars for a decade, and now ain't nobody got no money?
03:54Come on, bro.
03:56Man, that was, I'm so glad I let you cook on that one.
03:59Because, well, the reason, the last reason why I ask is because Dabo Swinney, he's playing, they're playing LSU.
04:06It's going to be Clemson LSU.
04:07And he called, you know, because obviously the NFL players going back to LSU, that whole deal that we were
04:14talking about a few weeks ago.
04:16He called the situation embarrassing and a joke as LSU tried to add players who were recently in the NFL.
04:22And I'm thinking to myself, like, you're going to tell me Clemson's never done anything shady under Dabo?
04:29Not, listen, not Captain Christian, Dabo Swinney.
04:33Come on, man.
04:34This guy, that was the same guy who said he wouldn't take transfer portal players.
04:37Then they started getting their ass kicked by these transfer portal players, and now here we go.
04:42It's like Coach K who said, I'm not going to take one and done.
04:44Then one and done started kicking his ass.
04:46Now all of a sudden, Duke is one and done you.
04:49Like, come on, man.
04:50Like I said, they're all slime balls.
04:52They're all greasy.
04:53All of them.
04:54He's no different.
04:55Because when he was winning with Trevor Lawrence and Deshaun Watson, buddy, you couldn't tell him nothing.
05:00You couldn't tell him nothing.
05:02Now he can't win until he get these transfer players.
05:05Now he, until he get these portal players.
05:07Now all of a sudden, now he want to buck up.
05:10Man, get out of here.
05:11I'm a Lane Kiffin fan because of this.
05:13Crook it up.
05:14Yeah, listen.
05:15I mean, he, there are so many things off the field that people just don't like Lane Kiffin for.
05:20And then he had this whole, well, I'm going from a rival to another rival.
05:25And it's going to be the same conference.
05:27And everyone was mad at him.
05:29And I'm thinking to myself, the NCAA is eating this up.
05:33The networks are eating this up.
05:35Every day.
05:36Yes.
05:37Every day.
