A & B: Hey everyone! Thanks for having us! A: Man, Shohei Ohtani has been so mind-blowing lately, I’m thinking about becoming a two-way player myself. B: Really? I didn't know you played any sports. A: Oh, I don't. My two ways are "napping all day" and "staying up all night." B: That’s not two-way, that’s just a terrible sleep schedule! Don't compare yourself to Ohtani! A: But come on! Throwing 100 mph as a pitcher AND hitting 50 home runs as a batter? His specs are clearly a video game glitch! B: It’s not a glitch, it’s pure hard work! He literally turns the impossible into his everyday routine. A: Exactly. That’s why I was inspired to try the "impossible" yesterday.
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