【Comedy Duo】The current state of the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant

Japanese-style comedy duo 
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My mom said she forgot the name of a place she saw on the news recently.
How can she just forget the name of a place like that?
Well, I asked her a bunch of questions,but I still have no idea.
You still don't know?
Al right, I'll help you figure it out.What did she say about it?
She said there was a huge accident there in 1986,and Reactor 4 was covered by something called a "sarcophagus."
Oh, that's definitely the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant!
An accident in 1986,covered by a sarcophagus? That's 100% Chernobyl.
Easy peasy.
I thought so too,but...
My mom said they recently had a BBQ on the roof of it.
Then it's NOT Chernobyl !
Who in their right mind would have a BBQ on top of a nuclear plant?
You wouldn't even know whose smoke is whose!
Exactly.
But she also said the old sarcophagus was replaced in 2016 by an even bigger domecalled the "New Safe Confinement."
See? It IS Chernobyl!
That's the NSC!
It's that massive arch designed to last for 100 years.
The details match upperfectly.
That's what I thought,but...
My mom said that new building is now being used as a week end flea market by the locals.
Then it's DEFINITELY NOT Chernobyl!
Who would host a flea market next to radioactive materials?
"Hey, this vintage shirttingles a little,what do you think?"
No way!
Yeah, I guess not.
But she also mentioned it was briefly occupied by Russian forces in 2022,and things got pretty tense.
It IS Chernobyl!
I saw that on the news so many times!
The external powergot cut off, and thewhole world was holdingits breath.
But my mom saidthe soldiers got sobored during the occupationthat they held a giantdomino-toppling contestinside the plant.
That's impossible!
Why would they be doing that in such a tense situation?!
This is no time for dominoes!
"Just one more and it's a Guinness World Record!"
Imagine getting attacked while saying that!
True, true.
But she did say one last thing.
She said that new dome recently got a hole blown in it by a drone attack, and it'll take3 or 4 years to fix.
That's Chernobyl,again!
That was just inFebruary 2025!
The IAEA even announced it lost itssafety functions. It's the biggest concern right now!