【Comedy Duo】Golf World Highest Career Earnings – 1st Place Tiger Woods

Hello, everyone!
Thanks for having us!
Hey, you know aboutTiger Woods in golf, right?
Of course I do.
He's one of the greatestgolfers in history!
Exactly!
In America, when you say"Tiger," he's no longer just an"athlete."
He's a"mythological figure"!
Mythological?!
No, he's a real, living person.
That's why I want to beTiger Woods and thrill theAmerican fans!
Play along with me for a bit.
Wait, you're going to do aTiger Woods impression?
Well, okay...
Alright, here we are atAugusta National, the finalhole of the Masters!
The whole country iswatching my every move...!
(Takes a golf stance)
Oh, you're really settingthe mood.
(Swings a phantom putter)...
*Clink*
The ball goes into the cup...
It's in!!
(Thrusts his right hand outand strikes a massiveuppercut pose)
YES!
Ah, there it is!
The famous "fist pump"!
(Suddenly starts yelling)"USA! USA! TIGER! TIGER!"
Don't yell like an Uber Eatsdriver looking for an address!
American galleries get waytoo fired up.
No, it's really like this!
Americans get so hypedjust seeing Tiger playing on aSunday in a red shirt thatthey eat three whole pizzas!
That's eating too much!
But it's true, the "red shirt"on the final day is histrademark.
It's his power outfit, you couldsay.
Right!
So I wore my power outfittoday, too!
(Shows off his clothes)
...That's just a "red Uniqlopolo shirt."
If I wear this to a golfcourse in America, thegallery will swarm me,going, "Oh!
Tiger!
Sunday Red!"
They won't!
You just look like a "dadplaying golf on his day off."
Also, when you think ofTiger, it's the"miracle shots."
He'll curve it from behind atree and land it on the green,or aim for unbelievable routes.
True, they say he can seeroutes that normal people can't.
I can see them, too.
(Stands ready and glares in arandom direction)
Where are you looking?
Over that bunker...
bounce it off the lid of aspectator's beer cup, andland it on the green!
Don't ignore the laws ofphysics!
That's just a blooper!
The American commentatorsgo wild, too.
"Oh my God!
Tiger has destroyed physicsagain!"
They say.
He didn't destroy anything!
And the spectator who gothit is probably really mad!
But seriously, American fansreally love Tiger.
No matter how many timeshe gets injured, has ascandal, or faces setbacks,he always comes back andwins, right?
Yeah, like his comeback winat the Masters in 2019.
That made the whole countrycry.
Exactly!
Americans love a"comeback story"!
They love a hero who crawlsup from rock bottom!
I know what you mean.
There's a culture ofwelcoming back someonewho failed but came backstronger as the "greatest hero."
So I think I'm going to hitrock bottom once.
Why would you willinglyhit rock bottom?!
Just live a smooth life!
First, I'm going to completelybomb this stand-up routinetoday...
and next year, I'll show you a"legendary comebackstand-up"!
Are you doing this with theintention of bombing rightnow?!
Try to get laughs right now!
(Facing the mic with aserious look)...
Thank you, Augusta.
Don't just end thetournament on your own!
Th