【Comedy Duo】John Lemon Beer 

 Japanese-style comedy duo 
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My mom, you see,has been really intothis lemon beer lately,but she seems to haveforgotten its name.
Forgot the nameof a lemon beer?!
Alright, I'll helpyou figure it out.Tell me what shesaid about it.
Well, apparently,it's a beer namedafter John Lennon.
And the illustrationon the label hasglasses that looklike lemons!
Oh, come on!That's "John Lemon"!
The name and theillustration are exactlywhat it says on the tin!
I figured it outinstantly!
But you know,my mom says thatif you drink this beer,you can fly in the sky.
That's ridiculous!
That's not a beer,that's some dangerous drug!
Do you grow wingsor something?!
Also,Yoko Ono's side warnedthem not to use the name!
And because of that warning,it actually sold like crazy!
Then it has to be"John Lemon"!
It's the one that goteven more famous becauseof the sales suspension fuss!
I heard they got hitwith a 100,000 euro claim...
But she also says,if you drink this beer,the next day you becomea member of The Beatles!
Why would that happen?!
There's no way a beerlike that exists!
If it did, I'd drinkmyself silly every day!
And what's more,it might be making acomeback soon undera new name!
It's definitely"John Lemon"!
That's the one!
Enough already!