【Comedy Duo】Mom's Bitcoin

Japanese-style comedy duo 
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My mom, you know.
She says there's acurrency she likes,
but apparently shecompletely forgotits name.
How do you forgetthe name of a currency?What does that even mean?
So I asked hera bunch of things,but I still have no idea.
You have no idea?
Well then,I'll help you figure outwhat currency she likes.Just tell mewhat kind of featuresshe mentioned.
Well, she saidthe price fluctuates so muchthat its value is really unstable.
Oh, that's Bitcoin!
Those features aredefinitely Bitcoin.
Its value can droplike a roller coasterin a single day, right?
But see, there's a partI really don't get.
I thought it wasBitcoin too, but...
My mom said thatshe feels safe becausethe government guarantees its value.
Then it's definitelynot Bitcoin!
Bitcoin isn't managedby any country or central bank,so it's entirely basedon your own responsibility!
Right?
But then she told methat there's a maximum limitof 21 million coins,so it has real scarcity.
That's Bitcoin!
Because of that limit,people even call it"digital gold"!
They expect the value to risebecause it's limited in quantity,just like real gold!
But my mom also saidshe can use it to buygreen onions at thelocal supermarket.
Then it's not Bitcoin!
The places you can actuallyuse it are still limited!
You can't just tap itto buy green onionsat a regular supermarket yet!
But she said internationaltransfers are super cheapand incredibly fast.
That is Bitcoin!
Sending money overseasway faster and cheaperthan going through a bankis its biggest selling point!
We're done here!