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00:31Good afternoon, good afternoon, welcome to the Countdown studio, 3rd of February, start of February, and indeed it's the start
00:37of National Heart Month.
00:39Now we've all got one, and this is the month when awareness is to be raised as how we should
00:46best look after it.
00:472.6 million people apparently, Rachel, in the UK suffer from coronary heart disease, and what we've got to do
00:52is to keep fit, manage our diet, and watch the old blood pressure, something that I do on a daily
00:58and indeed nightly basis.
01:00So, apparently also, just to cheer us up, a glass of red wine is good, in moderation, although one man's
01:07moderation, of course, is another man's bottle and a half.
01:12Anyway, there we are. I don't take too much exercise, and in fact, I'm careless with my health. How about
01:18you? You're a cyclist, now that's a good thing to do.
01:21Well, when it's warm, I'm a fair weather cyclist. I like to do a little bit of exercise.
01:25But you keep fit, yeah?
01:26Well, talking about Heart Month, I think it's really important. There's a charity called Cry, Cardiac Risking the Young, and
01:32even really fit people can have trouble with their heart, and especially really fit people, because it hides heart problems.
01:36So, you can go and get a free heart check, which I've done.
01:39What a good thing to do.
01:40And with Cry, you just go online and register, and you can go and get that done.
01:43Brilliant.
01:43I recommend that.
01:44Good advice. Well done. Well done.
01:46Now, who have we got with us today? We've got Andy Gardner, training accountant from Reading.
01:49Three good wins under your belt there, Andy. Scores of 83-74, and the highest on Friday being 97, I
01:55think it was, from memory.
01:56And you're joined today by Dave Barker, police civilian employee from Wakefield. A writer published a short story collection, The
02:04Hidden Colours of the Dawn. How did it go?
02:07It went very well, thank you, Nick. It was more of an enjoyment for me, really, as writing it.
02:14It didn't sell an awful lot of copies, but it seemed to go down quite well with the people that
02:18read it, and it was a bit of a labour of love, but I enjoyed just really having it published
02:22and getting it out there.
02:23So, let's have a big round of applause for Dave and Andy Gardner.
02:31And over in the corner this Monday, of course, Susie, and the great John Cullshaw. Great John Cullshaw. Comedian, impressionist,
02:39and all-round good guy.
02:41And I'm sure that you've got lots to amuse us with a little bit later on, John.
02:45It's lovely to be back with a February frame of mind. We think that the harshness of the winter has
02:50passed by, and we're thinking of the spring days yet to come.
02:53Yeah, some way away. Some way away. We'll see.
02:56All right, Andy, how about a letters game?
02:59Hi, Rachel. Hi, Andy.
03:01Start with a consonant, please.
03:02Thank you. Start the week with T.
03:06And another.
03:08P.
03:09And another.
03:12S.
03:13And a vowel.
03:15O.
03:16And another.
03:18A.
03:19And a consonant.
03:21Z.
03:23And another.
03:24R.
03:26And a vowel.
03:28E.
03:30And a consonant, please.
03:32And the last one.
03:33N.
03:34And here's the countdown clock.
03:36R.
03:37R.
03:37R.
03:38And a consonant.
03:39A consonant.
03:39And a consonant.
03:55And a consonant.
04:06so Andy it's seven seven how about you Dave six I'm afraid Nick and that would be I'm not even
04:13sure it is a proper word it may be slang but I'm gonna try stoner Andy parents thank you parents
04:20sounds that reasonable enough what about stoner I'm pretty sure it's going to be in yes it is
04:25it's a person who regularly takes drugs especially cannabis dictionaries full of slang and in the
04:29corner what have we got there John I always think it's lovely when slang words kind of graduate and
04:34become proper words ending up in the dictionary I always find those very charming topazes was there
04:39for seven and also pronates a rather wonderful eight letter word yes good old countdown word
04:46that's to you and when you walk with the most of the weight on the inside of your foot so
04:50your foot
04:50is turned slightly inwards okay seven points to Andy well done now then Dave what you can do for us
04:56let us game yes can I have a consonant please Rachel thank you Dave start with M and a vowel
05:03you you consonant G and another please are a vowel O another vowel E consonant S another consonant N and
05:29a
05:30another consonant please and lastly T stand by
05:35This is your bottomem
05:365
05:363
05:394
05:405
05:415
05:446
05:4510
05:4610
05:4811
05:5012
06:0316
06:0411
06:0513
06:05yes Dave six I'm afraid six yes Andy seven so Dave grunts grunts thank you
06:15handy gourmet gourmet yes yes because it's announced that would have given you
06:22eight a gourmet nonetheless it's very good word not bad yeah what else we got
06:27over there John and the interesting they're nice that seven emerged over
06:30here mongers fish mongers iron mongers yeah costa mongers yes very good 14
06:38points to Andy Dave yet to kick off Andy numbers game please could I have two from
06:44the top and four small ones of course thank you Andy two large four small and
06:49the first numbers game of the week is four seven eight ten and the large ones
06:56twenty-five and one hundred and the target three hundred and sixty three six
07:01zero
07:32So Andy.
07:343, 6, 4, not written down.
07:36And Dave?
07:373, 5, 4.
07:383, 5, 4.
07:39Let's hear from Andy.
07:41So I did 8 add 7 minus 10.
07:458 add 7 minus 10 is 5.
07:47And 100 minus 25 is 75.
07:51100 minus 25 is 75.
07:53And multiply them together.
07:55375.
07:57And then, yeah, I've used a 7 twice.
08:00Oh.
08:00Sorry, yeah, it's wrong.
08:02Sorry about that.
08:03Come on, Dave.
08:04What have you got?
08:05OK, I've got 100 times 4 is 400.
08:08100 times 4, 400.
08:108 times 7, 56.
08:12Yep.
08:14Take that from the 400 to get 344.
08:17Yep.
08:18And add the 10.
08:193, 5, 4.
08:203, 5, 4.
08:21Yep, 6 away.
08:22Fair old distance away.
08:24What does 360 sound like to you?
08:26You could have said 100 minus 10 is 90.
08:31And times it by 4.
08:33360.
08:34Thank you very much.
08:35Well done, Rachel.
08:37Well done.
08:38But now it's time for a tea time teaser, which is Cat Rivet.
08:41And the clue, it sounds very good looking.
08:44Well, it is about pulling power.
08:46It sounds very good looking.
08:48Well, it is about pulling power.
09:05Warm welcome back.
09:06I left you with a clue.
09:07It sounds very good looking.
09:08Well, it is about pulling power.
09:10And the answer is tractive.
09:12Tractive.
09:13Traction.
09:13Tractors.
09:14Tractive.
09:14Susie?
09:15Exactly.
09:15Your favourite vehicles.
09:16Yes.
09:16Relating to or denoting the power exerted in pulling, especially by a vehicle or other machine.
09:21Very good.
09:22Well done.
09:2314 points to Dave's 5.
09:25Dave, you're back on.
09:25Letters game.
09:27Vowel, please, Rachel.
09:28Thank you, Dave.
09:29A.
09:30And consonant.
09:33C.
09:35Another consonant.
09:38D.
09:39A vowel.
09:41I.
09:43Consonant.
09:45M.
09:46And another vowel.
09:48A.
09:50Consonant.
09:52S.
09:54One more consonant.
09:56G.
09:57And a final vowel, please.
09:59And a final.
10:01E.
10:01Countdown.
10:02Seven more przedevez Jahrzeh öfル.
10:07I.
10:07One moreود.
10:18One more.
10:19One more Sauce.
10:19A great way.
10:19One more waist down.
10:19One more Fitz.
10:20One more side knees.
10:20One more seriously.
10:20One more Thunder hart.
10:21One more Whitney.
10:21One moreously Hah.
10:32No more.
10:33Yes, Dave?
10:34Six, Nick.
10:36Andy?
10:37Six.
10:37Two sixes, sir, Dave.
10:39Adages.
10:40Adages and imaged.
10:42Imaged.
10:43Yes, beg my word, and adages is saying the old adage.
10:46The old adage, yeah.
10:47Yeah.
10:48An old adage.
10:49What have we got over there, John?
10:51An alternative, images was there for six, but rather a nice seven in the form of damages.
10:57Ah, damages, indeed.
10:58Yes.
10:58Damages.
10:59Yeah, in court, the bigger the better.
11:0120 points to Dave's 11.
11:04Andy, your letters game.
11:06Consonant, please, Rachel.
11:07Thank you, Andy.
11:09F.
11:09And another.
11:12C.
11:13And another.
11:16D.
11:17And a vowel.
11:19O.
11:20And another.
11:23I.
11:24And another.
11:26E.
11:27And a consonant.
11:30S.
11:31And another.
11:34Q.
11:35And a consonant, please.
11:37And the last one.
11:39R.
11:40Stand by.
11:40And a consonant.
12:11Andy?
12:12Six.
12:13Dave?
12:14Five.
12:15And that would be?
12:16Doric.
12:18Doric.
12:18Yes, thank you, Andy.
12:20Forced.
12:21Forced.
12:22Yeah, we talk about Doric to do with architecture.
12:25It's a classical order of architecture, but it has got a capital D, I'm afraid.
12:29That's bad luck.
12:30Doric columns.
12:31Exactly, yeah.
12:33So there we are.
12:34Now then, John Cuttwell.
12:35A fjords is there for six.
12:37Yes, you can spell it with the I as well as the J.
12:39Good.
12:40But just six is for us, too.
12:42All right.
12:4326 points to Dave's 11, and it's now Dave's numbers, Dave.
12:47Dave?
12:48Thanks, Rachel.
12:49Can I have two from the top and four from anywhere else that you'd like?
12:52You can indeed, thank you, Dave.
12:53Another two large, four-little-one combo, and this time the selection is four, eight, two,
13:00four, and the large two, 25 and 50.
13:04And the target to reach 981.
13:07Nine, eight, one.
13:09Nine, eight, one.
13:39Dave?
13:41982.
13:42One away. Andy?
13:43988.
13:44988. So, Dave?
13:47I've got the 4 plus the 2 plus the 25.
13:524 plus the 2 is 6, plus the 25 is 31.
13:56Multiply by the 50.
13:58What do you think that is?
14:03I think I've made a mistake.
14:06I think it's going awfully well.
14:08But, no, I've gone wrong there, Rachel.
14:12Sorry, Dave.
14:13All right, so let's turn to Andy. Andy?
14:15Okay. So, 25 minus the 4 and the 2.
14:1925 minus the 4 and minus the 2 for 19.
14:22Yeah. And 8 divided by the other 4 is 2.
14:27Add that to the 50.
14:2950 add to 52.
14:31And then multiply them together.
14:33For 988, which is what you declared.
14:36Well done, but still adrift.
14:38Now, Rachel, 981. How tricky is that?
14:41I think it's another impossible one.
14:43We had a few last week and we've got another one today.
14:45All right.
14:46All right.
14:47Andy on 31, Dave on 11.
14:49But now, joy of joys, we turn to John.
14:52John, what are you going to talk to us about?
14:53Well, of course, last November, it was the momentous 50th anniversary of Doctor Who,
14:59longest running sci-fi programme in the world.
15:02And quite appropriate this week at the start of National Heart Week, as you were saying.
15:07Doctor Who, of course, has two hearts.
15:09So, what we've got here, a little potted history, a verse that encapsulates the 50 years,
15:15the first 50 years of Doctor Who.
15:17William Hartnell, the original, back in 1963, defeating Daleks and the Censorites,
15:23and all done in time for tea.
15:24Three years later, when the Doctor said his strength was wearing thin,
15:28regeneration, Patrick Troughton, a new era, ushered in.
15:32The clowning cosmic hobo, of whom we felt so fond,
15:36passed the mantle to John Pertwee, the Doctor-like James Bond.
15:40He faced a radioactive spider.
15:42Had John Pertwee met his maker?
15:44With hat and scarf and teeth and curls, he morphed into Tom Baker.
15:49That booming voice and crazy eyes fell down off a telescope.
15:53But Peter Davison's dashing doctor ensured that we would cope.
15:57The cricketing doctor's exploits found the caves of Androzani.
16:01He should have stopped inside the TARDIS that day and just had a bacon-sarney.
16:05Colin Baker's Technicolor Time Lord, a brash and vibrant mix,
16:10strident and ebullient, through till 1986.
16:14When an enigmatic wizard appeared in the shape of Sylvester McCoy,
16:18the Doctor is a Time Lord and he's a very naughty boy.
16:22A San Francisco bullet sparks a change to Paul McGann.
16:27Can he keep the Doctor in our hearts?
16:30Emphatically, he can.
16:32The next part is mysterious.
16:34Through the Time War on High Alert,
16:36the warrior doctor's destiny personified by John Hurt.
16:40Saturday nights, back once again,
16:42Chris Eccleston striding forth and speaking broad Mancunian.
16:46Lots of planets of a north.
16:49David Tennant powers here and there, defeating every foe.
16:52We empathised with his final words.
16:54I don't want to go.
16:56Matt Smith will shout Geronimo for the Doctor's 50 years.
17:00Just go forward in all your beliefs.
17:02No anxiety, no tears.
17:05Will Peter Capaldi trip through time
17:07with Malcolm Tucker's fire and flare?
17:10The Doctor in the thick of it.
17:12Travel safely and don't swear.
17:14Very good.
17:17Very good.
17:22So you're right about Capaldi.
17:25I mean, that's going to be a difficult thing to do,
17:27to get away from Malcolm Tucker,
17:28where he is so brilliant.
17:30Stephen Moffat said that casting Peter Capaldi
17:32as the Doctor was incendiary
17:33because, you know, a great, great actor
17:36and the best part on television.
17:38So, yes, it should be wonderful.
17:41Yeah, very good.
17:41Look forward to that.
17:42Now then, 31 to Dave's 11.
17:44So, Andy, you're back on.
17:45Letters game.
17:46Consonant, please, Rachel.
17:48Thank you, Andy.
17:49N.
17:50And another one.
17:52M.
17:53And another.
17:56L.
17:57And a vowel.
17:58U.
18:00And another.
18:03A.
18:03And a consonant.
18:06T.
18:08And a vowel.
18:11I.
18:12And a consonant.
18:15G.
18:16And another consonant, please.
18:20And the last one, N.
18:22Countdown.
18:23Mm-hmm.
18:54Andy, that's seven. That's seven, Dave. Five. And your five? Giant. Giant. Now then, Andy. Malting. Malting? Yes. To convert
19:05grain into malt is malting. But that was about the only one, really, that was possible in that one. It
19:12was horrible. There we are. 38 to 11. Andy in the lead. Now, where should we go? Dave, let us
19:17go.
19:17Vowel, please, Rachel. Thank you, Dave. E. Consonant. L. Another consonant. S. Vowel. A. Consonant. R. Another consonant.
19:38P. A vowel. O. Consonant. F. And a vowel, please. And the last one. A. Countdown.
19:54P. A vowel.
20:26Dave. It's another five, I'm afraid. Five. Andy? Seven. My word. Dave. Poser. Poser, yes. Parasol. Parasol.
20:38Very nice. Very nice. Very good indeed. What else have we got in the corner there? John, anything interesting? Well,
20:45I think we've got a Stuart's inquiry going on in here. You can have that for six, not seven. A
20:50couple of sixes. Polers was there for six. And areola. That word again.
20:54It came last time I was on this programme. You bring it with you, yes, clearly. You can't put the
21:00S on, unfortunately. But I have just spotted a seven, very last minute, which is Loafers.
21:06Loafers. Loafers. Very good. Very good.
21:0945 to 11. Now then, Andy, your numbers game. Off you go.
21:14Same again. Two from the top, please.
21:16Thank you. Two large, four little ones coming up. And this time, the little numbers are ten, four, eight, and
21:24another eight.
21:25And the last two, one hundred and fifty. All the evens. And the target, six hundred and thirty-two.
21:31Six, three, two.
21:32Six, three, two.
22:03Andy.
22:04Uh, six, two, four.
22:06Dave.
22:06Six, three, two.
22:08Six, three, two. Come on then, Dave.
22:10Well, hopefully. Uh, fifty multiplied by ten is five hundred.
22:13Fifty by ten, five hundred.
22:15Add the other hundred.
22:17Six hundred.
22:18And eight multiplied by four, being you're thirty-two.
22:20Lovely. Six, three, two. Well done.
22:22Good man. Well done, Dave.
22:27Very good indeed.
22:28Forty-five plays twenty-one.
22:30As we turn to a tea-time teaser, which is hold, spin.
22:34And the clue, you can hold on to these creatures and they'll take you for a spin.
22:38You can hold on to these creatures and they'll take you for a spin.
22:56Welcome back.
22:57I left you with the clue. You can hold on to these creatures and they'll take you for a spin.
23:02What creatures? Dolphins.
23:04Dolphins.
23:05Very good. Andy on forty-five. Dave twenty-one.
23:08Dave.
23:08Bit of work to do here.
23:10Letters game.
23:10Vowel, please, Rachel.
23:13Thank you, Dave.
23:15I.
23:15Consonant.
23:17T.
23:19And another consonant.
23:21H.
23:22Vowel.
23:24E.
23:25Consonant.
23:28J.
23:30Vowel.
23:31O.
23:33Consonant.
23:35R.
23:37Consonant.
23:39H.
23:41Oof.
23:42And, um, another consonant, please.
23:45And lastly, D.
23:47And here's the countdown clock.
24:19Dave.
24:21Six.
24:21Six. Andy?
24:22Six as well.
24:23Dave.
24:24What I'm doing all day at the moment, dither.
24:27Dither.
24:27How about you, Andy?
24:28Uh, dithering as well.
24:29You're both dithering.
24:31All right.
24:31Any more dithering?
24:32Well, first looking at the letters, I was wondering if, uh, thither was there, but it wasn't.
24:37But, hither was.
24:38Hither.
24:39Hither, exactly.
24:39Hither and dither.
24:41Hither and dither for sixes.
24:42Well done.
24:42Anything else, Susie?
24:43Nothing else quite unusual to get two H's together.
24:46Very good.
24:47All right.
24:4751 to 27.
24:48Now then, Andy.
24:50Your letters go.
24:51Consonant, please, Rachel.
24:53Thank you, Andy.
24:54V.
24:55And another.
24:58S.
24:59And a vowel.
25:01E.
25:02And another.
25:04I.
25:05And a consonant.
25:08N.
25:09And another.
25:11B.
25:12And a vowel.
25:15A.
25:16And a consonant.
25:18S.
25:19And another consonant, please.
25:21And the last one.
25:23R.
25:23Stand by.
25:24All right.
25:25Amplified.
25:35All right.
25:36All right.
25:53categorie.
25:55Andy? Seven. Seven, Dave? Seven. Andy? Ravines. Ravines. I also have ravines. Well done. Now then, John. Another seven out
26:07there, maybe something you could have in some ravines. You could take your sarnies. You might need your sarnies if
26:14you get stuck in a ravine.
26:16Fifty-eight to thirty-four. Now then, Susie, we focus on you for your origins of words. Speak to us.
26:24We're going to talk about words for silliness in English, because we all have our silly moments. And silly itself
26:29originally meant happy or blessed. It had a very different meaning to the one's day.
26:34And it went on to mean happy in a way that simpletons can be, in other words, a sort of
26:39innocent happiness, and hence the shift eventually to foolishness.
26:43A fool, meanwhile, was a tongue-wagger or a windbag, and that comes from the Latin follis, meaning talking too
26:49much. And fond and fun actually have the same root.
26:53To be nice also had a very different meaning a long time ago. It meant to be foolish or ignorant.
26:58It comes from the Latin meaning not knowing.
27:00And naughty meant worth nought. In other words, it was someone so foolish that they were good for nothing.
27:07And someone only slightly silly, usually through love, was once said to be spooning, because tradition once had that sweethearts
27:13would exchange spoons with each other with pretty engravings of lovers' hands.
27:19So if you were spooning, you would look a bit dotty, but for all the right reasons.
27:22And silliness is sometimes seen as a bit eccentric, and that's a word that means not in the centre, in
27:28other words, offbeat.
27:30Or Zaini. And in its early days, Zaini, with an I, Z-A-N-I, was a nickname in Venice
27:35for a man called Gianni, or Giovanni.
27:37And it became a nickname applied to porters, or servants, much as Biddy used to be a nickname for female
27:43servants, called Bridget.
27:44And the move to wackiness came when, in Italian comedy, Zaini was applied to the character of a servant who
27:49was always clowning around on stage.
27:52And wacky means acting as if you've had a whack to the head, also known as your nut, hence our
27:57calling someone silly or crazy, a bit nutty, or a nutcase.
28:00And finally, silliness and madness have often been viewed together.
28:04And to say someone is round the bend may go back to Victorian hospitals, when the mental asylum was hidden
28:09away from view, so round the bend at the end of a very long drive.
28:13So clever.
28:15So clever.
28:16I'm not me.
28:21So clever.
28:22It's brilliant stuff.
28:23Thank you, Susie.
28:2558 to Dave's 34.
28:27Dave, your letters game.
28:29Consonant, please, Rachel.
28:31Thank you, Dave.
28:32Y.
28:33Vowel.
28:35E.
28:37Consonant.
28:38T.
28:40Vowel.
28:42O.
28:43Consonant.
28:45V.
28:47Another consonant.
28:49N.
28:51Vowel.
28:53I.
28:55Consonant.
28:57T.
28:59And a vowel, please.
29:03And the last one.
29:04A.
29:05Here's the clock.
29:06No.
29:08No.
29:35No.
29:36No.
29:36No.
29:36No.
29:37Alan, Dave.
29:38Six.
29:39A six.
29:40Andy?
29:40Just a five.
29:42And that five?
29:43Taint.
29:44Taint, Dave.
29:45Vanity.
29:46Mmm.
29:47Not bad.
29:48Vanity.
29:49John, any extensions to that?
29:51Yeah, Susie's got another six across here.
29:54Native.
29:55Yep.
29:56For another six, but that's about all for that one.
29:59Good for Dave.
30:00Vanity.
30:0158 plays 40.
30:02Andy's still in the lead as we come into the final letters.
30:06Game.
30:07Andy?
30:08Consonant, please, Rachel.
30:09Thank you, Andy.
30:11K.
30:12And another.
30:14G.
30:15And another.
30:17H.
30:18And a vowel.
30:20O.
30:21And another.
30:23I.
30:24And another.
30:27E.
30:28And a consonant.
30:30B.
30:31And another.
30:33S.
30:34And a consonant, please.
30:36And lastly, D.
30:38Countdown.
30:40And a consonant.
30:57And a consonant, please.
30:58And a consonant, please.
30:58And a consonant, please.
30:58And a consonant, please.
30:58And a consonant, please.
30:58And a consonant, please.
30:58And a consonant, please.
30:58And a consonant, please.
30:59And a consonant, please.
30:59And a consonant, please.
31:02And a consonant, please.
31:04And a consonant, please.
31:11yes six a six Andy six Dave side and not sure that Bosch Bosch Bosch from Andy
31:22I have a feeling this came up quite recently and Bosch is there is nonsense but I'm not sure if
31:26there is a verb yeah a load of Bosch loads of rubbish but um it's not there is a verb
31:30I'm
31:31afraid bad luck but John ending them uh kibosh is there for six kibosh how about that one Andy
31:37kibosh very good so Andy 58 Dave 46 last numbers game Dave I think uh just to be uh conforming
31:48I'll
31:48have two from the top and four from anywhere else please Rach two from the top and four a little
31:53for
31:54the fourth time today and this round is nine ten eight another ten and the large ones 125 and the
32:05target four hundred and ninety eight four nine eight
32:09so
32:23so
32:40Dave.
32:41Lost it, I'm afraid.
32:42Too far.
32:43Now then, Andy.
32:44499.
32:46499, not bad.
32:47Let's hear from you.
32:49So I did 25 minus both the tens.
32:5425 minus both the tens for 5.
32:57And then multiply that by 100.
32:59Multiply that by 100 for 500.
33:01And then you've got 9 and 8 to make 1 and take away.
33:04Well done, 499.
33:06499.
33:07But what about 498, Rachel?
33:09How easy is that or how impossible?
33:11A tricky one, so I will have another look.
33:13Shall we leave it with you?
33:13All right, well done.
33:14As we move, score's down at 65 to Dave's 46 into the final round.
33:19Conundrum Time, Gentleman Andy, Dave, fingers on buzzers.
33:23Please, let's reveal today's Countdown Conundrum.
33:29Quick as a flash, Andy.
33:31Is it eloquence?
33:33Almost certainly it is.
33:35Look at this.
33:36Brilliant.
33:37APPLAUSE
33:41They don't come any quicker than that.
33:42Well done, Andy.
33:43Brilliant stuff, Dave.
33:44Bad luck.
33:45You're up against a pretty formidable character in Andy Gardner.
33:48But it was great having you here.
33:49Back to Wakefield with your goodie bag.
33:52And another chapter of Hidden Colours of the Door in your book.
33:56Maybe so.
33:56And what's all this about being accident-prone?
33:59Oh, just slightly, Nick.
34:00Yeah, if there's an accident to be had, I'll have it.
34:02Yes.
34:03And most recently?
34:04I've slipped on banana skins recently.
34:07I've been hit by a car park barrier.
34:11I've even injured myself writing a previous accident in an accident book at work.
34:16Really?
34:17Yes.
34:17Yeah.
34:18You name it, I can do it.
34:18Well, you travel safely home, for heaven's sake.
34:20I'm not driving.
34:21No.
34:22All right.
34:22Brilliant stuff.
34:23Andy, well done.
34:24We'll see you tomorrow.
34:25Susie, tomorrow?
34:26Tomorrow, Nick.
34:27Tomorrow.
34:27And John, more witticisms tomorrow.
34:30Rachel, we'll see you tomorrow.
34:31See you tomorrow.
34:32And tomorrow, same time, same place.
34:35You'll be sure of it.
34:36Good afternoon.
34:38APPLAUSE
34:47Water prices continue to spiral, but investment in pipework hasn't materialised.
34:52Floods your money down the drain.
34:53The dispatcher's investigation turns at eight.
34:56Next today, know when to hold'em and when to fold'em.
34:59It's deal or no deal.
35:02APPLAUSE