00:00Interesting weekend of sports.
00:03It was.
00:04It was an interesting weekend of sports.
00:06What tickled your fancy the most?
00:10I watched the Dolphins, and it was almost exactly how I thought it would be.
00:19I was glad to see the O-line moving people.
00:28Yep.
00:29Right.
00:30A-chan had some space in the middle, and that was cool.
00:37Caleb Douglas.
00:38Oh, what a catch.
00:41When I see him running, and they say he ran a 4-2,
00:48and so I'm going to say this as crazy as it's going to sound.
00:58He looks like a slower Randy Moss.
01:01He's built like him.
01:02Oh, excuse me?
01:03But Randy Moss had a different level of speed, right?
01:12It was, and then after that first drive, then reality hit it.
01:19And here's what the reality is.
01:24That they have the depth of a team that couldn't spend a hundred plus million.
01:30A hundred percent.
01:31And you just got to accept that and understand, and there's going to be a lot of decisions they make
01:37that might work, but there's going to be a lot that might not.
01:43And you have to understand that this is one of the pitfalls of losing a hundred million dollars of salary
01:53cap is that you're not very deep.
01:55Now, I will say this, they got a lot of young guys, and it's going to require some of these
02:02coaches' best coaching job to get these young men to be able to play at a level that they have
02:12not played in in their careers.
02:13But that being said, I mean, Malik, yikes, that dude's got a hose.
02:21Woo!
02:22A real piss whistle, dude.
02:24And as soon as Caleb figures out where the field of play is, because you know who I thought about,
02:30right?
02:30Who'd you think about?
02:32You!
02:33Why?
02:34How did Tova lose his bet?
02:38The yardage was 50 yards or over.
02:41Oh, you're talking about on Cal Sheet.
02:43Yes!
02:44Yeah.
02:45If he knows the field of play, he gets it easily.
02:48Easy.
02:49Yeah.
02:49I was, yeah, Cal Sheet actually had player props, Vlad.
02:53It was, like, the only place I could find it.
02:55Wait, Vlad, don't worry, brother.
02:58That's the look I gave.
02:59Yeah, I know.
03:00We do it.
03:00We do it, Cal Sheet in preseason.
03:02Preseason week one?
03:04We have a segment on Game Day Uncensored called Porpoise Props.
03:08I know.
03:09I listen to it all the time, every week.
03:12In preseason, it's hard to find prop bets.
03:14Understandably so.
03:15They're trying to protect us from ourselves.
03:17And the only lines Cal Sheet had were Malik Willis was 50-plus yards, and Quinn Ewers.
03:26I mean, he didn't even come close.
03:27It was 100-plus yards for Quinn Ewers.
03:29You went from a dispensary to get some yard product.
03:33Yep.
03:36Cal Sheet never lets you down, dude.
03:38If you need action, Cal Sheet will never let you down.
03:41So, and so it was, it was pretty amazing.
03:48I mean, like, and you could also tell, here's the other reason why you could tell they got
03:55no depth.
03:57Soon as two guys left on the defensive side of the ball, you had zero defense.
04:03Yeah.
04:03Now, I will taper my enthusiasm for this reason.
04:10No starters played on the other side.
04:13That's true.
04:14The commanders sat everybody, basically.
04:16But here's the deal.
04:17But you do what you're supposed to do against them, you know?
04:19Nope.
04:19But here's the deal.
04:21And here's how you have to look at this.
04:24Malik made good decisions, accurate throws, guys made plays.
04:30No matter who's playing, those are things you can pull away from the game.
04:36Now, the only question that I would have in the future is how this offensive line going
04:45to move people when we get to, okay, we're going to put our starters in there for a couple
04:51of minutes.
04:52Definitely.
04:52Yeah.
04:53You see what I'm saying?
04:53Yeah.
04:54When they step up and win class a little bit.
04:56Right.
04:56But other than that, it was, I was pleasantly surprised at how they moved the ball down the
05:08field.
05:09Had a little of everything, right?
05:10Huh?
05:11A little of everything.
05:12A little bit of everything.
05:14I tell you what, I stood up, Vlad, and tipped my beer.
05:19And you know what I said?
05:21I went, not a damn outside runner be had.
05:25I know, dude.
05:27Right?
05:28It was great.
05:29We're not going to have people movers and then take a fast track.
05:34Let me tell you something, dude.
05:36I was like, I mean, damn.
05:38Look at this.
05:39No sweeps, reverses, quick passes to the outside.
05:44None of that.
05:44We're playing football, baby.
05:46It was a delight.
05:48It was a delight.
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06:00As Leroy said, the Dolphins opened up the preseason.
06:04They lose 20 to seven in the opener.
06:06But I think everybody was Goosey's galore over the first drive.
06:08I mean, it was, it was breathtaking.
06:10It was like, like, I'm not going to go all, all that route.
06:15No, breathtaking.
06:16But, and here's the other thing.
06:19You know how there's a guy that walks around, well, they do wireless now, but remember they
06:24used to have the guy walk behind the coach with the cord?
06:27Yeah.
06:27Right?
06:28There's got to be a guy that walks behind Halfley with a pack of gum, right?
06:34Don't, he's a, he's a chewer.
06:35He's a chewer.
06:36He's a chewer.
06:37They caught him on camera.
06:38Gum nowadays, gum nowadays, flavor lasts for like 12 seconds.
06:43So he got to be locked and loaded with some gum at all times.
06:48Question, guys.
06:50You've seen, you've seen training camps.
06:52We've seen preseason games where the, the first team, the offense goes down the field,
06:58drive and score.
06:59Yeah.
07:00Cause it's basic defense.
07:01Right.
07:01We've seen this already.
07:02But Vlad, look at where I pulled, what I pulled out of it.
07:05I didn't pull like the result out of it.
07:09I pulled the Malik got an arm.
07:12He's making good decisions and guys are making plays.
07:16He's throwing balls only where the, the offensive guy could catch it.
07:20So from that standpoint, I'm looking at not the success, but more of the execution.
07:27You, you see what I'm saying?
07:29That there wasn't a whole bunch of patting the ball.
07:32He knew right away when he could, he needed to take off.
07:35He slid.
07:36Right.
07:37He ain't getting touched.
07:38Right.
07:39So there's a lot of things that I took out of that, that had nothing to do with the score,
07:44nothing to do with that first drive.
07:46I, it just the overall, and, and here's the thing from the start of the game to the end
07:53of that drive, everything looked efficient, getting the play in, getting out of the huddle,
08:00checking, you know, what needed to be done and then making decisions during the course of
08:05the play, right?
08:07Like we not going to have timeouts in the first drive.
08:10It was great.
08:12It was.
08:12And that's, that's what I took out of that.
08:16We do have some breaking news this morning regarding the dolphins.
08:19Oh yeah.
08:20Oh boy.
08:20Yeah.
08:21Look, Vlad.
08:22I, when I saw the news, look at the smirk, go ahead.
08:30Chris Bell has been activated off the non football injury list and is at practice today in a non
08:39contact red Jersey.
08:41So not a pot, not a padded practice, by the way.
08:43What would you like to know why they did that?
08:46I'm going to give you two reasons.
08:48Now I'm not going to even dispute that he may be back sooner than later.
08:55He's not going to dispute that, but part of the reason why you do that is because if
09:01there's a chance, if you leave him on IR after a certain date, he got to sit out the first
09:0610 weeks, right?
09:08Six weeks.
09:09And I think that's why they did it.
09:11It doesn't mean that he's going to play, but it means that he's not that far off.
09:17And they want him working with the, the regular guys.
09:21That's what he's beating.
09:22So he's being science.
09:23He's not being science.
09:24You don't, Vlad, Vlad, Vlad, take it from a person who's had a lot of surgery.
09:34Sometimes you go into surgery to have something done and the surgeon will come out and say,
09:41Oh, wasn't as bad as I thought.
09:44Case in point, I was supposed to be in this brace for six weeks.
09:52After the surgery, the doctor said, Oh, it wasn't as bad as I thought.
09:57Come back in four weeks.
09:59We'll get you out of that.
10:00That doesn't mean it was already predetermined.
10:03I'm not beating science.
10:05It's what he had to do was not as severe as he thought.
10:09So the healing time is shorter when you, when somebody has ACL surgery or, um, meniscus surgery, you don't know
10:23how bad it is until you go in there and look.
10:28And that's all that is.
10:30I know, but you did basically say we have new Randy Moss and now we have new.
10:35I didn't say, I did not.
10:36You kind of said that about Caleb Douglas.
10:38No, I didn't kind of nothing.
10:39I made it perfect.
10:40I made it perfectly clear.
10:43You kind of called him T-Mu Randy Moss.
10:44You kind of called him T-Mu Randy Moss.
10:46You kind of said that.
10:47But I said, he's built like Randy Moss, but I also provided what separates them.
10:53Wow.
10:54I mean, we got, we got a quarterback with a hose.
10:56We got two rookie stud wide receivers.
10:58He's excited.
11:00Look at him.
11:00We got, we got an offensive line moving people and two of us still can't handle a snap.
11:06What a time.
11:07I mean, what a, what a dichotomy of life right now.
11:09What is life?
11:10What is wrong with you?
11:12What a time to be alive.
11:14The petty so strong.
11:14These are all, these are all like, man, one day, one day I'm going to introduce you guys
11:23to reality and how surgery works.
11:26What?
11:27I try to explain it to you.
11:29Listen, I'll take your word for it.
11:30That sounds like a whole lot of wordplay to say I beat science.
11:33No, I didn't.
11:34Well, listen, you explained it very well.
11:36I've only taken that you agree he beat science and that he has been lost.
11:40That's it, right.
11:41So, so glad.
11:42Glad, if I give him the medical explanation of what happened, he don't care.
11:47And I want to thank you for throwing that, that, that hand grenade out there.
11:55What?
11:56He's like, oh, that's what he was smiling.
11:59You know what?
12:00He was smiling.
12:02He's like, come on, man.
12:03I know it.
12:04So, the fact is, after seeing his team, his ones, on offense, drive down the field, 14
12:13play drive, with a touchdown.
12:15Greatest 14 point loss.
12:17You know what I mean?
12:17It was.
12:18He saw Malik throw.
12:19He hears you saying that Caleb is team Randy Moss.
12:22And the guy that he really wants to see, that every week he's hearing more reports that he's closer and
12:30closer and closer to coming back.
12:32And then before the second preseason game, he is now out of the PUP and he's able to practice.
12:41He's wearing a red shirt, which means at any given moment, I'm not saying this week, but next week, could
12:48we see him here in the last preseason game?
12:52And can he be activated to be part of the 53 man roster?
12:56He's going to be part of the 53 man roster.
13:02So, could he be playing in September, the first Sunday in September, against the Raiders?
13:08I highly doubt it.
13:10I don't know, Leroy.
13:12There's been a lot of highly doubting, and all of a sudden, it's been verified.
13:15Why do I?
13:17So excited.
13:17I told you why they took him off PUP, right?
13:20Yeah, yeah.
13:21Okay.
13:21And what they're going to do is they want him to work with the regular offense.
13:25You can't, when you're on PUP, you can't even practice with the team.
13:30So, a lot of that is so, hey, we're going to start ramping him up a little bit and maybe
13:37get him some reps and some drills with the team.
13:39Wow.
13:39He's not, but he's not, he's not there yet.
13:43You need a cigarette.
13:44Because he's running, just because he can run, he's still got to be able to cut.
13:49He's still got to be able to, like, just because you can run, sometimes you concentrate so much on running,
13:54you ain't even caring about the football.
13:56I'll tell you who just got cut, Tutu Atwell.
13:58See you, dude.
14:00Not yet.
14:02Not yet.
14:03They're not doing nothing to wide receiver.
14:05Chris Bell, man.
14:06He's ready to rock.
14:08This is so exciting.
14:09He's not ready yet.
14:10He's so excited.
14:11We got new Randy Moss and Chris Bell.
14:13Do you remember?
14:15I did not say.
14:16Chris Bell is suiting up for September.
14:18He's singing Michael.
14:20Look at him.
14:22He's so excited.
14:23He's turning, he's turning into a tangible.
14:25He's, he's, he's singing the elements.
14:28Oh, the elements are lining up, dude.
14:31Wow.
14:32Remember the time?
14:33Remember Michael?
14:33No, he said September.
14:36He was singing September.
14:38Did you say September?
14:39I thought you said, do you remember?
14:40I said, oh.
14:41He said September.
14:42The elements.
14:42Oh, okay.
14:43My bad.
14:44That's what mine is.
14:44We'll have to take a couple of points off your black card.
14:47I thought he said, do you remember?
14:49We go ahead.
14:50Hey, we go ahead.
14:52Swipe your card.
14:53You lose points there.
14:54I thought he said, do you remember?
14:56No, no, no.
14:58In fairness, he did say, do you remember?
15:00The 21st of September.
15:02Yeah, but Michael said, do you remember the time?
15:04But he didn't say that.
15:06He didn't say the time.
15:08It doesn't matter.
15:09Michael starts the song.
15:10Yeah.
15:10Do you remember when we.
15:13Yeah.
15:13So when he said, do you remember?
15:15I thought he said, Michael.
15:16Come on.
15:17All right.
15:17Don't try to take away my black card.
15:18Get out of here.
15:19I'm not taking your black card.
15:20I'm just swiping you for a couple of credits.
15:22No.
15:24It wasn't, it wasn't egregious that I would take your whole card, but, but you, yeah.
15:30In fairness, it was probably the most intangible it's ever been sung, ever.
15:34Oh, yeah.
15:34Probably.
15:35Oh, yeah.
15:35Definitely.
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