00:00Doug Karsh would like to see naked. It is Paul Sarah's football list.
00:08David, give me that Doug drop to start things off.
00:15And here we are.
00:17So I figured since you, Mike, said yesterday that you're not really that pumped and there's no real buzz for
00:22college football.
00:23No.
00:23I figured I would do something that maybe might get you into college football.
00:27You'll take it back 10 years?
00:29No.
00:29Okay.
00:30I'm going to present the best college football traditions and I'm going to have you and Rico rank them on
00:36a scale of one to 10.
00:37Okay.
00:37So I'm going to throw out there.
00:38These aren't in any order.
00:39I'm just going to throw some at you and you can rank them.
00:41All right.
00:4110 being good or?
00:43Yeah.
00:4310 being great.
00:44Okay.
00:44One being a bad tradition.
00:45One being Petiti.
00:47Gotcha.
00:47Got it.
00:48So let's start off locally.
00:50Michigan and their fans singing Mr. Brightside.
00:53One.
00:54It's stupid.
00:55It's synthetic.
00:56And it's a song about a guy sitting in the weird chair of a hotel room and lamenting another dude
01:01banging his girl.
01:02I don't get it.
01:03Not for me.
01:04Basically trying to realize why I should stick around.
01:07I'll leave it at that.
01:08It's also, it isn't really a tradition.
01:10It started like five minutes ago.
01:12They wrote the song.
01:13Mike, you didn't know that?
01:14They invented night games.
01:15It's a one.
01:16It is very creepy because all of a sudden they act as if this has been around for decades and
01:22decades.
01:22Right.
01:22It's not jump around at Wisconsin.
01:24Right.
01:25So if you want me to value a tradition, I need.
01:29It's new?
01:30Yeah.
01:31But it's, I would say a two, but the, if you actually listen to the words of the song, nothing
01:38bright side about that song.
01:39So, well, speaking of that, Mike, Wisconsin jump around.
01:47I like five.
01:49I'm good with it.
01:50And I dig it.
01:51Like, I remember a few years ago, Michigan was like doing the jump around and like putting chairs in the
01:55air and stuff.
01:56I'm good with it.
01:57It's, I'll say a solid five.
02:00I'm going to go even higher.
02:01I'm going to go probably like a seven or an eight, because from what I understand, I haven't yet to
02:06get to Wisconsin on my big 10 stadium.
02:08But the actual stadium shakes is what they say.
02:12Everybody's involved.
02:14Everybody gets into it.
02:15It's not just the student section.
02:17So when it's a total buy-in, I like that.
02:20I'll go eight.
02:21Okay.
02:22What about the Iowa Hawkeye wave when they wave to the hospital?
02:27Let me be careful here.
02:28I guess we have to say 10 or we get canceled.
02:31No.
02:31I'm going to, I'll tell you where I'm just going to.
02:33It'll be Paul and David tomorrow from two to six.
02:36Fine.
02:37Fine.
02:38I'll say it.
02:40Two.
02:40Okay.
02:41Oh, boy.
02:42It's a nice thing to do, but I hate Iowa football.
02:44And honestly, half the games, I don't think those kids even are at the window.
02:48They can't bear to watch.
02:50Why do we have to go to the window?
02:52Don't.
02:52I'm comfortable.
02:53I don't want to do this.
02:54What do I care?
02:55They've punted three times in the first quarter.
02:58Two.
02:59Can't do it.
03:00I'm going to save the show, Paul.
03:02I'm going to say a five.
03:04Two.
03:04A five just because it's one of those that even the opposing team goes and does the wave
03:10as well.
03:11All right.
03:13What about West Virginia country roads?
03:18Solid.
03:19I'll put that in the jump around range.
03:22I know other teams have picked up country roads, but for West Virginia, that's a thing.
03:28I want to go to a West Virginia game, not because I care about college football anymore.
03:33I want to see that.
03:34Also, how did West Virginia become the home of pepperoni rolls?
03:38What a weird thing.
03:39I'll say five.
03:41New Yorkers moved there?
03:43To West Virginia?
03:44Maybe a lot of the Italians stopped right there.
03:48I don't know the way.
03:48Is it better for the no teeth?
03:50Okay.
03:52You know?
03:53It's just remarkable.
03:55I'll say five.
03:56David, you drove through West Virginia.
03:57You tell me.
03:59I still can't believe that story.
04:00I'm like.
04:03What would you have to do this?
04:04And that's what they said to me as I drove by.
04:07They probably stopped and like, wait, you actually wanted to drive through our state?
04:12You know what?
04:13Let him go.
04:13Let him go.
04:15He's brave.
04:16I didn't know one Joe was from West Virginia.
04:19I would say.
04:21Oh, boy.
04:21Yeah, I like it.
04:22Once again, I like it.
04:23It's their song.
04:24Makes sense.
04:26So I'll give that one an eight.
04:27Yeah, it's not like Mr. Brightside.
04:28Yes.
04:29Let's go with Virginia Tech.
04:32Enter Sandman.
04:33Ten.
04:34One of the three or four best things in the sport.
04:36I know VTech sucks now, but man, Lane Stadium at night, Enter Sandman, Beamer Ball.
04:43With the light show that they do with it.
04:45That's a 10 for me, dog.
04:48Even though they stink now.
04:50Yes.
04:50Same thing.
04:51I like the whole production that they do with it.
04:54And it's, once again, it's theirs.
04:57You know Enter Sandman, you automatically think in VTech.
05:00Yes.
05:03David doesn't even want to give an opinion.
05:07What about the Colorado Ralphies run?
05:12I'm not trying to be difficult.
05:15You know, a four or a five.
05:19Like, I'm okay with it.
05:20It's like Bevo.
05:21I, you know, I'm fine.
05:23It doesn't do a lot for me, but I'll say a five.
05:27I'll put it right there with Jump Around and Country Race.
05:30No, I'm going to say no, dog.
05:32A zero?
05:33Yeah, no.
05:33I'm going to say two or three.
05:35It's like, okay, you're running this animal out there who probably hates his life and doesn't want to be there.
05:40It's only fun when he knocks somebody over.
05:43All right, maybe I'll put it down with Iowa waving to the kids who hate the football team.
05:47It's probably the same thing.
05:48Like, I don't want to do this.
05:49Right, Bevo the same way.
05:50Like, boy, let me off this chain and watch what I can do.
05:54Noted.
05:55All right, let's wrap things up here with a recent tradition that's just gone on a few years now, and
06:01that's Michigan State missing out on a bowl game.
06:04A 10.
06:04It's fabulous.
06:06If it were up to me, they'd bulldoze the stadium.
06:08That's what David had.
06:09That's what he was saying.
06:10That's fine.
06:12That's fine.
06:12MSU is the dumbest school in America.
06:16They don't even have traditions anymore.
06:18They used to have the Spartan Chariot, and they got rid of the damn thing.
06:23They got the curly shuffle.
06:26They got melting moments, Mike.
06:27What do you want from me?
06:28What do you want from me?
06:29His name is Zeke.
06:31Zeke, the wonder dog.
06:32And they got melting moments.
06:33And they can't afford his NIL.
06:35He's transferred.
06:36Zeke is now at Western.
06:38Well, the new Zeke is now there.
06:40Oh, no.
06:41Oh, there's a new Zeke?
06:42There's a new Zeke.
06:43Oh, dear.
06:44Yeah.
06:45So we got melting moments, but what do you want?
06:47Nothing.
06:48Honestly.
06:49That was just mean and hurtful, David, because of Mr. Brightside.
06:52You know what?
06:53Let's hope you don't ever have to sing that song, okay?
06:56What about War Eagle?
06:57There's so many of these you missed.
06:58The Masked Rider at Texas Tech.
07:01Howard's Rock.
07:02Yeah.
07:02Well, that one bothers me.
07:03Donnie the I at Ohio State.
07:05Oh, with that Zuzafone or whatever the hell it is?
07:08Takes too long.
07:09Way too long.
07:11Yeah.
07:11That's true.
07:12That's a two for me.
07:13But no, like Clemson running down the hill.
07:15Love that.
07:16Yeah, but they show up in buses.
07:18Right.
07:18But they take the bus from one half of the stadium to the other.
07:21All right.
07:22That's fine.
07:22That's a baller move.
07:23All right.
07:23All right.
07:24Fine.
07:24Fine.
07:25Fine.
07:26Everything's fine.
07:27David, you just mean.
07:27What about the Purple Haze in East Carolina?
07:30Okay.
07:30Let's keep it moving.
07:31What about the Tiger?
07:33What, at LSU?
07:34Well, he's in an, not in a, what do you call it?
07:36He's in a.
07:37Run the Tiger on the field and you get a 10.
07:39I know.
07:40They built a jungle for him.
07:40I know.
07:41It's outside the bookstore.
07:42But if they took the Tiger and ran him out on the field, that's a 10 out of 10.
07:45No, that's a liability nightmare.
07:48Oh, my God.
07:4997-1.
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