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00:02All right, David, give us some music.
00:04What the hell are we doing here?
00:09What do you got for me?
00:10It is our annual event, Mike.
00:13You love this segment.
00:16College football receipts.
00:19Oh, man.
00:21Dear God.
00:22All right.
00:23You guys ready?
00:24Yeah, this ought to be good.
00:26Okay.
00:27We'll start you off with an easy one.
00:30Yes or no.
00:32Tommy Carr will play in the Ohio State game at the end of the year.
00:42Okay.
00:43So I got to bet there's either an injury or the team loses enough games
00:50that they'd maybe give them some run.
00:52And again, Bryce could have his shoe ripped off.
00:55If Carr plays a snap, I win.
00:57Yes.
00:58Or, you know what?
00:59They just go out there and they beat Ohio State by 40 and he gets a mop up.
01:03I'll just, I'm going to say yes because I got, I got, and they're going to run Bryce a lot.
01:07And all it takes is one bad hit.
01:09You end up like Ryan Van Dyke and your arm gets ripped off at Oregon.
01:12Yeah.
01:13I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, yeah.
01:14Nice speed option, Saban.
01:16Okay.
01:16At least he's not playing special teams like Drew Stanton.
01:19I'll say yes.
01:21David.
01:23I'm going to go.
01:24Yes.
01:24I believe at some point he plays and he splits duty.
01:27So by Ohio State, he definitely is playing.
01:31Whittingham has no allegiance to Underwood.
01:33He's new here.
01:35Yes.
01:36What do you know?
01:37Well, you know, you know, I'm going to say yes.
01:39Well, that makes that a clean sweep.
01:42Why don't you talk about your program, Paul?
01:45Well, okay.
01:48Clown.
01:49Go ahead.
01:50Bryce Underwood throws for his touchdown passes over under 22 and a half.
01:58I mean, okay.
02:00I am betting he keeps his job.
02:02Okay.
02:02So I just have to believe it's the over.
02:06Now it's throwing.
02:08This is doesn't include rushing.
02:10No, there's a separate category for that a little bit later.
02:13I'm still a believer in Whittingham's offense.
02:15I'll say over.
02:18I'm going to say under because I do think they rush him more.
02:22So I'm going to go under.
02:24Yeah, I'm going to go under.
02:26Damn.
02:27I'm going to go under too, but just because of the offense and the running the ball and
02:31you got, you got a bunch of running backs.
02:34You still score.
02:35He just won't be throwing the ball.
02:37Damn.
02:38Okay.
02:38Like 22 touchdowns is Ty Detmer at BYU.
02:41He was throwing like 50, 22 touchdowns.
02:44They're playing 22 touchdowns and we're all correct.
02:47It's 22 and a half.
02:48He can have 17 and that's still a really good year for him.
02:50What?
02:51Because I think he rushes for more.
02:53That means he threw for average over a touchdown pass a game.
02:57What is 1930?
02:58All right.
02:59Leave it alone.
02:59Leather helmets.
03:00Yeah.
03:00If he has 20, if he has 17 touchdowns and like 10 rushing touchdowns, that's 27.
03:04Yes.
03:05Okay.
03:07Um, let's just stick with Bryce.
03:09Do we have to?
03:11More rushing touchdowns or interceptions this year?
03:18Interceptions.
03:19Figure he throws seven or eight at O's.
03:22Sporty.
03:22And he gets six or seven rushing touchdowns.
03:24Okay.
03:25I mean, you guys forecast to 15 rushing touchdowns.
03:28Like he's empty.
03:28You know, I'm forecasting 10 rushing touchdowns.
03:31So he has more rushing touchdowns and interceptions.
03:35I think you'll have more rushing TDs and picks too.
03:38I'm going to go with the INTs.
03:41Bryce being Bryce.
03:42You are a hater.
03:44I know.
03:45Hey.
03:47Alessio Milohoyevich.
03:49Over, under, 2,450 and a half yards passing.
03:57Well, the O-line will probably get him snapped in half.
04:00So that'll hurt his ability to throw.
04:02The team sucks.
04:03Probably will have no running game.
04:05And Fitzgerald will punt on fourth and inches in positive territory to make my head cave in like the Titan
04:10sub.
04:11Short side jet sweep.
04:12Yeah.
04:13I'll go under.
04:16Marty.
04:16So I'm basing this off of Underwood, who did not have the greatest year last year, but still threw for
04:2224-28.
04:23So I'm going to go over for the MSU quarterback.
04:28I'm going to go under.
04:30I'm with Mike.
04:30I just, I don't see Fitzgerald.
04:33I don't see talent.
04:35And Pat Fitzgerald's been out of football.
04:37What's he going to come back and be Lane Kiffin?
04:39I see over.
04:41But Mike, I'm surprised you didn't see this reason why.
04:44What?
04:44They're going to be down.
04:46Oh.
04:47So he's going to be playing 500.
04:49Just chucking the ball.
04:51YOLO.
04:52Go deep.
04:53What's the play?
04:53Go deep again.
04:55Sparty.
04:55They're always so nice about State.
04:57Here we are using them as a toilet bowl.
05:00I'm saying they're going to be losing.
05:02Rico's right.
05:03They're going to be so bad.
05:05Milojovic might throw over 10,000 yards.
05:07One game out the window.
05:09Pass.
05:09That's assuming he stays healthy the whole season, though, Rico.
05:11That's my fear.
05:12That kid got bludgeoned last year.
05:14That is true.
05:15Okay.
05:16More rushing yards this year.
05:18Michigan running backs.
05:19Jordan Marshall or Savion Hitter?
05:23The freshman phenom.
05:24I thought it was Heider.
05:25Heider.
05:26Whatever it is.
05:27I think the five-star.
05:29I think he takes the job.
05:30Running back's one of the only plug-and-play positions in college football.
05:33If that kid is really the goods, and I have no idea, if he's not Kevin Grady and he's actually
05:38really good, I'll take him.
05:41Ability plays.
05:43Who's it?
05:43Who's it?
05:44Derek Green.
05:45Derek Green.
05:47Kevin Grady and Derek Green.
05:48Wow.
05:48What about Kelly Baraka?
05:50All right.
05:50Let's just keep it moving.
05:51Sorry.
05:52Hey, blind rank of all the overhyped Michigan running backs.
05:57Sam McGuffey.
05:58Oh, dear.
05:58I'm going to go Heider on this one just because of the hope that he's coming in and he's going
06:03to be really good.
06:04Yeah, that's a sweep.
06:05I'm going to go with Heider, too.
06:06Not a sweep.
06:07I'm going to go Jordan Marshall.
06:08I think the incumbent will keep his job.
06:11I think Heider will play a lot, but I think Marshall's going to be the man.
06:16Sparty.
06:17MSU running back Cam Edwards.
06:20Will he become the first running back to get over 1,000 yards since K-9?
06:25Yes.
06:2699,999 yards, 0.5.
06:29Over, under?
06:30Over.
06:30Just because I actually know the player because UConn.
06:36Fitzgerald, unless he's greatly changed his philosophy, I think they're going to run this
06:40kid into the ground.
06:41I'll say over.
06:42They got to do something.
06:44If the quarterback doesn't throw for 2,200 and you don't have 1,000 yards back, just
06:48shut the program down.
06:49My God.
06:50Give me 996, will you please?
06:53So I'm going with a great analyst on this one because he believes in him strong, so I'm
06:57going to believe in him.
06:59Gator believes in him, so I'm going to believe in him.
07:02Oh, well, yeah.
07:02Over.
07:03One of the greatest analysts out there in college football is Gator.
07:07Lois told him.
07:10I'll say over as well.
07:12I'm going to go with another great analyst, David.
07:14Mike believes in him.
07:15I believe in Mike.
07:17Four more years.
07:19All right.
07:20We need something.
07:21They got to get a first down at some point.
07:24Okay.
07:25The line for this next one is over, under one and a half.
07:29Okay.
07:31Michigan State victories this year over former MSU quarterbacks.
07:36All right, so they got three games against former QBs.
07:40Eastern.
07:40Okay.
07:41They have Illinois and Northwestern.
07:45Man, if you don't beat Eastern and Northwestern, once again, flow chart, shut program down.
07:50Over.
07:53I mean, Rico, they got to win four or five games.
07:56Jesus.
07:57Yeah, over.
07:59Northwestern, EMU, yeah.
08:01I'll say over as well.
08:02I think they've got to win two of those three.
08:04I'll say, oh, see, I wanted to say two and a half, but then I think everybody would have
08:08just said.
08:09I would have said under.
08:10So there was, Evan and I debated that number pre-show.
08:13Although there is an element, if they just lost to Eastern, I'd never have to watch another
08:16game again.
08:17That would work too.
08:18All right, carry on.
08:19Noah Kim for Heisman.
08:20Oh my God.
08:22Michigan will make the playoffs.
08:24No.
08:27Do it.
08:28That's it.
08:29Yeah, it's just yesterday.
08:30Oh, yeah, no, no.
08:33I'm going to go yes.
08:35There we go.
08:36At nine and three, if they somehow get to that number.
08:39So you're right, because it's not about football.
08:41Right.
08:41It's just the networks.
08:43It's a brand.
08:43The eyeballs, and that's all this is.
08:46No, I think nine and three, you're right.
08:48I think they're going eight and four.
08:50It's still only 12 teams, right?
08:52I've last checked.
08:53I filed a restraining order.
08:55Then the answer's no.
08:56An injunction.
08:57Hold on.
08:58If they expended it to 24, they have a chance.
09:00I just finished talking to a judge in Washtenaw County.
09:03It's now 16.
09:05Then they have a chance, Rico.
09:06But if it's 12, then they don't.
09:08No.
09:08I'm going to go no as well.
09:11All right.
09:12Michigan State will make a bowl game.
09:15No.
09:16I just don't see talent.
09:20Did I say Sparty?
09:23I mean, sure, if you're a low intellect moron.
09:26I know we got a couple of those at the station.
09:28For my son's sake, yes.
09:30Please, for him.
09:32David.
09:32He cannot live another season like this.
09:35Yes, he can, and he will.
09:36He needs to learn life is not fair.
09:38Oh, boy.
09:39David, am I wrong for saying no to a bowl game?
09:42You're not.
09:42I just don't see talent.
09:44I don't think they do it, but I'm trying to have hope for my son.
09:48Paul?
09:49No.
09:51I'm going to say.
09:52Paul just took a cinder block right to your head.
09:55Only because Jonathan Smith should have taken him to a bowl game last year.
10:01As bad as he was, and as bad as that team was, he gave away three games looking at you
10:08against Minnesota.
10:11I mean, Iowa, don't kick the ball to the punt returner.
10:16Iowa likes it.
10:17And there we go.
10:18And dead.
10:20Nebraska and dead.
10:23All right.
10:23So, yes, I will say.
10:31Who wins the Michigan-Michigan State game?
10:35Both coaches, first year.
10:38And normally, the first-year coach never wins this game, but this is the anomaly, kind of like in 1995,
10:45where you had two first-year coaches with Saban and Carr.
10:48The difference is Saban had talent.
10:50He had NFL players like Masin Muhammad, Tony Banks, Derrick Mason.
10:55Michigan had talent.
10:56We got Stugatz.
10:58I'm just saying, normally, coach doesn't win, but this is it.
11:02Where's the game this year?
11:03Ann Arbor.
11:04Michigan.
11:05Please.
11:07Michigan.
11:09What am I supposed to say?
11:10I would love for it not to be the case, but Michigan's going to win the game.
11:14Yeah, I think we had a clean sweep there.
11:15Okay, Sparty.
11:16Okay.
11:17Wait, Sparty Radio picked against them?
11:19Weird.
11:20Oh, you know.
11:21We're more worried about the Michigan program, Mike.
11:23You didn't know that?
11:24I don't.
11:24Okay.
11:25I know what our listeners like.
11:28The Big Ten champion.
11:30Guys, I'm going to make it easy for you.
11:32Oh, God.
11:33Ohio State or the field?
11:36Field.
11:36Ohio State's got a stretch of three really brutal games in four weeks, plus they play Texas in the non
11:42-conference.
11:43I just think they'll make the playoff.
11:45I can't pick them to win the conference.
11:47Just give me the field.
11:49Yeah, the field.
11:51It's the field because Oregon's going to win the Big Ten.
11:54Oh, you guys are a bunch of suckers.
11:56I'm going to look so smart.
11:58Oh, H.
11:59Ohio.
12:02Okay.
12:04Let's move along to the SEC, since that's the other power conference.
12:10SEC champion, Georgia or the field?
12:15Field.
12:15I don't like Gunnar Stockton.
12:18The field.
12:19Texas is still out there.
12:20So, yeah.
12:21The field.
12:22I'm sorry.
12:23You said Texas.
12:25It's the field as well.
12:28Either I'm going to look very smart or I'm going to look like a total, complete idiot.
12:32Give me Georgia Bulldogs.
12:34Go Dawgs.
12:36Will the Big Ten win the national title again this year?
12:42Yes or no?
12:48Spenders of the year.
12:52What do I get?
12:53Indiana, Oregon, OSU.
12:55I get three bites at the apple there.
12:56Michigan?
12:57No.
12:59According to David, you do.
13:03I'll just say no.
13:07Well, I change it.
13:08Yes.
13:09Yeah.
13:10So, yes.
13:11Maybe OSU ends up winning it.
13:12I don't know.
13:12Let me write it down that you have no, but you changed your mind.
13:15Let me know how it all turns out.
13:17Will you please?
13:17I'm going to go no.
13:19Would love to, but no, I just can't see it again.
13:25I almost did the same thing you did where I'm like, can it really happen again?
13:29But you have to recognize this is just a whore market.
13:32They're just spender of the year.
13:34They should change the national championship to spender of the year.
13:37Texas spent $40 million.
13:38And Ohio State spent $50 million.
13:40Miami spent a lot.
13:41Texas.
13:42For the fourth year in a row.
13:45Big Ten.
13:46BYG.
13:47Tony Petiti celebrating.
13:51Oh, I know because the team in Coral Gables is going to win the national title.
13:55Once again, for the fourth year in a row, Tony Petiti celebrating like, yeah, boy.
14:02He's flavor-flaving the Saratoga paddock?
14:05He is.
14:05Oh, my God.
14:06All right.
14:07Dave, I got time for one more.
14:08Yeah.
14:08Who's here to tell you no?
14:10Heisman.
14:11Heisman Trophy winner.
14:13I will give you two names.
14:15Yeah.
14:16I'll give you Dante Moore, Arch Manning, or the field.
14:21Field.
14:21You can either take Dante Moore and Arch or the field.
14:24Field.
14:25Easy.
14:27Justin Fields?
14:29Field.
14:30I cannot believe I'm going to say this.
14:32Field.
14:32People listening.
14:34I'm going to go, go, King, go, Dante Moore.
14:38Oh.
14:39Is that a hint?
14:40Paul, quickly.
14:41It's going to be, I'm going to take the field because I think probably Trinidad Chambliss wins
14:44the Heisman.
14:45Rico, quickly.
14:46I'm going to go with Dante and Arch.
14:48And that is this egregious receipt segment.
14:5297.1.
14:52I'll see you later.
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