00:00So we had so much fun yesterday, and me and Paul decided we're going to present you with one more
00:05blind ranking for the week here.
00:07And it's going to be the best college football player since the year 2000.
00:13Oh, jeez.
00:15And I am going to throw out the first name here, Vince Young.
00:20Wow.
00:22Just college.
00:24Not crying naked in an A club.
00:26Correct.
00:26Correct.
00:26Correct.
00:29I'm going to go.
00:30We have 10 as well.
00:31Yeah, I'm going to go probably 8.
00:34I was going to say 10.
00:37Yeah, it was low.
00:38I love the magic of the Rose Bowl.
00:41Right.
00:41But when I think about for a career, when I think about how many great college players, maybe time has
00:49dulled the legacy.
00:50You want to go 9?
00:51Let's go 9.
00:51All right, Vince Young.
00:53And this isn't crying in the nightclub, right?
00:55No.
00:55Okay.
00:56That was a tough look.
00:58Okay.
00:58So for the next name on the list, how about we go to a guy that I thought was going
01:02to be a great NFL player?
01:03He was a good NFL player, but he was great in college.
01:05And that's Michael Crabtree.
01:09Man, that night, no aid against Texas.
01:11Yes.
01:12The toe tap on the sidelines.
01:16We're boxed in.
01:17Was Michael Cressy?
01:18We may have effed up already.
01:20This game hurts.
01:21Was he better than Vince Young or was he worse than Vince Young?
01:27Let me pull up Crabtree's career numbers here.
01:30Hold on.
01:30Because I'm thinking I may just go ahead and put it.
01:33Was Crabtree a Juco or no?
01:35Hold on.
01:35I don't think so.
01:36I got it.
01:36I got it.
01:36I got it right here.
01:37Hold on.
01:38Yeah, he was a Juco.
01:39He only played two years.
01:40How about, all right, hold on.
01:42How about this for a freshman season?
01:45Maybe it wasn't a Juco.
01:46Ready for this?
01:47Yeah.
01:482007 at Texas Tech.
01:50134 catches for 1,962 yards and 22 touchdowns.
01:56Okay.
01:56As a freshman?
01:57Wow.
01:58And as a sophomore, he runs it back.
02:0097 catches for 1,165 and 20 touchdowns.
02:05Okay.
02:05He's eight.
02:06I'm putting him at eight.
02:07Yeah, he's eight.
02:10All right.
02:11Next on the list, I'm going to go Reggie Bush.
02:16Uh-oh.
02:17Since 2000, Mike?
02:19This is a blind spot for me.
02:20He's top three.
02:21That was about, I was going to go two.
02:23The fumble aside in the Rose Bowl, Reggie Bush did some things.
02:29Cue up the Fresno State game if you want a classic.
02:32I could put him at two.
02:35Reggie Bush to me was just what I didn't get to see when Barry played at Oklahoma State.
02:41You couldn't tackle Reggie Bush.
02:43No.
02:44No, you're right.
02:45Not the sad version with the Lions.
02:46You just hoped that he would do something stupid in the game or fumble or something like that.
02:50Other than that, you weren't going to beat him.
02:52We'll put him at two.
02:54Imagine Reggie Bush playing now with the NIO packages.
02:58Ten million.
02:59Oh, my goodness.
03:01A billion dollars.
03:02He'd own SpaceX.
03:03All right.
03:04So I'm going to go with a little bit of Miami bias, but he grew up.
03:09He was my favorite player growing up, and that's Mr. Ed Reed.
03:13The speech at halftime of the Boston College game is all time.
03:18If you haven't seen it, go to YouTube.
03:20It's what college football used to be before they were all whores.
03:23Ed Reed.
03:24I mean, top five for sure for me.
03:26Yes.
03:27I can't elevate him just on the speech.
03:29I would probably go five.
03:32I'm good there.
03:33And there's some positional bias as a safety.
03:37God, we got to queue up that speech during a commercial break.
03:40All right.
03:41So then I'll go with Tim Tebow.
03:44Overrated.
03:45Fake.
03:46Can't stand him.
03:47Synthetic.
03:47Goofball.
03:48Hated his speech.
03:49Hate the statue.
03:50Hate the player.
03:5112.
03:52Yeah.
03:52You know what, Mike?
03:54You got to give him his top three.
03:56No.
03:57He's top three.
03:57No.
03:58He is my favorite.
03:59No.
04:00What?
04:01Heisman.
04:01He can't throw.
04:02Heisman in two titles.
04:04No, no, no.
04:05College.
04:06College.
04:06But he's so fake.
04:08Oh, God.
04:09Dude was a winner.
04:10And I promise nobody will ever try harder than me ever again.
04:15See, everything Mike is mentioning is off the field, though.
04:18All right.
04:19No, no, no.
04:19But you can't sit here and talk about Ed Reed's speech.
04:21And then he makes the speech.
04:23I know.
04:23Didn't like it.
04:25He was so fake.
04:26Ed's was real.
04:26He was telling you he puts his heart in this.
04:28They won the title after the speech.
04:31Can I put Tebow 4?
04:33That first title was Chris Leak, though.
04:35He was just the backup.
04:36He was a spot guy.
04:37Drink it, QB.
04:38How about 4?
04:39Okay, all right.
04:40You know, he's also a massive hypocrite.
04:42He's Mr. Bible, and 50 of his teammates were getting arrested.
04:45He knew what was going on.
04:47They didn't show up for Bible study, Mike.
04:48He knew.
04:49If you can only offer the class, you can't make them come there.
04:52And nobody will ever try as hard as hard as hard as hard as hard as hard as hard.
04:56I can't stand him.
04:57Next.
04:58All right, so the next guy on the list
04:59had maybe one of the most dominant defensive performances
05:02I ever saw against Texas, and that's Ndamukong Su.
05:05A one-handed sack with a person blocking him.
05:09He simply reached by the guy's helmet,
05:11grabbed a hold of Colt McCoy, and said,
05:13you're dead now, or whoever it was.
05:16This is tough.
05:17There are two defensive players in my life
05:20that I think are completely separate collegiately from every other.
05:24One is Charles Woodson, the other is Ndamukong Su.
05:26Really?
05:27Those are the two.
05:29No Deion?
05:31Brother, we're not all 60.
05:33So my point is...
05:35Just mean and hurtful.
05:37Listen, bottom...
05:38Okay, I'm not telling you to put him one, surely.
05:43I'd put him ahead of team.
05:45I can't stand it.
05:47Okay, well, here's where we went.
05:48We'll split off, because I'm going to put him at six.
05:54I'm thinking.
05:57Paul, can I get guidance from you, even though you're a part of the game?
06:02Am I overrating Sue if I put him at three?
06:04I don't think so.
06:05I mean, that performance alone, like, I get it's one game,
06:08but that performance against Texas,
06:10to me, it was like one of the things where it was like,
06:12should it be McCoy or Sue drafted first?
06:13And when you see that game, I'm like,
06:14how do you not pick Sue ahead of McCoy?
06:16I mean, you're talking about a defensive tackle that was top three
06:19in Heisman voting.
06:20And if I pull this up, you're talking about a guy,
06:24seven sacks, six, excuse me,
06:27seven and a half and 12 sacks his last two years as a D tackle.
06:32That is remarkable.
06:34I got it.
06:35All right, we're going to splinter off.
06:36I'm going to put him three.
06:37I just think Sue was a level of dominance.
06:41I'll never see again from a D tackle.
06:43All right, continue.
06:44Let's go with Terrell Suggs, Arizona State.
06:47Ten.
06:47Yeah, that's easy.
06:50And he was terrible in that show on ESPN.
06:53As T sizzle, awful.
06:55Next.
06:55He did have 24 and a half sacks his last year in college.
06:58I don't care.
06:59He ran a 4-8-8 at the combine.
07:00I can't do it.
07:01That's not college.
07:03Listen, I can do what I want.
07:07I got to leave space because I know there's some quarterbacks here.
07:10Okay, yeah.
07:11So the next guy on the list had the single greatest season
07:14a quarterback's ever had in college football,
07:15and that's Joe Burrow.
07:17It's one year.
07:18Loved the season.
07:20Can't put him higher than seven.
07:21You got to do it multiple years.
07:25Hmm.
07:26But it was the hell of a year, Mike.
07:29It's free country.
07:30Hmm.
07:32I'm trying to think what other quarterbacks are out there.
07:34Okay.
07:35All right.
07:35I'll give you seven.
07:36One year one.
07:37This is going to be terrible.
07:38I can feel it.
07:39Go ahead, David.
07:40Paul, anybody.
07:41All right.
07:42So let's go with Larry Fitzgerald.
07:47Oh, no.
07:48So now it's the fog of war.
07:50If I put him six, I have no idea who David's saying next,
07:55and this could look absolutely ridiculous.
07:58I'll lay on the grenade for the team.
08:00Well, Fitz at six.
08:02He's got to be three for me.
08:03I got one in three available.
08:05Oh, this is so bad.
08:06I trapped myself.
08:08I feel like Iserman in the negotiations.
08:10I boxed myself in.
08:11No and no.
08:13Okay.
08:13The last one here.
08:14Please, please, please, please.
08:16Finish runner up.
08:17Finish runner up for the Heisman, which is hard for a defensive player to do.
08:20Oh, no.
08:21And didn't have a great pro career.
08:24His team came up short against Alabama in a national title game.
08:27He had a very tumultuous week leading up to that because we found out his girlfriend wasn't real,
08:30and that's Manti Teo.
08:32Oh, dear God.
08:35Well, my list is fake, just like his sex life.
08:38I think we just became best friends.
08:39Wow.
08:39Let's go to the garage and do karate and create some fake people to date.
08:44So, no Michael Vick.
08:46They killed me.
08:47That's before 2000.
08:48They killed me.
08:49Lamar, we decided not to put too many quarterbacks on him.
08:52No Manziel.
08:53Unbelievable.
08:54No Baker.
08:55Unbelievable.
08:56No.
08:56We also didn't have Cam Newton or Andrew Luck.
08:58See, that's why I was holding out their number one spot.
09:01Erroneous.
09:02This whole damn thing is erroneous.
09:04Matt Leinard.
09:05Erroneous.
09:06All right.
09:07That's the blind rank.
09:08Here's the lesson, folks.
09:09If you have Reggie Bush, just put a number one and risk it for the biscuit.
09:1497-1.
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