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00:06Imagine if you were recreating yourself in a video game or something
00:10and you were given an option to boost one aspect of your life.
00:16What would you choose?
00:17So here are your options, okay?
00:20You get, and it's different percentages.
00:23Okay.
00:24You can be 10% happier, 20% luckier.
00:31You can age 30% slower.
00:35Too late.
00:36You can be 40% hotter.
00:39You can get paid 50% more for your job.
00:44You could be 60% better in any sport.
00:50Oh, boy.
00:52Which one are you choosing?
00:54For me, it's money every time.
00:5750% more money for your job?
00:59Yep.
01:00Yep.
01:00I'm only trying to just make money so when I die, my kids have it.
01:04That's it.
01:05That's it.
01:06That's it.
01:06I don't care about being happy anymore.
01:09What is it?
01:1010% more happy?
01:1110% happier.
01:12That's not enough.
01:14Imagine me 10% more happy.
01:16How much?
01:17Am I coming in here like, no!
01:1910% is nothing.
01:22I don't know if we'd notice a difference.
01:22You wouldn't!
01:23You wouldn't!
01:2610%?
01:27Lisa?
01:27I don't know.
01:28Go through them again.
01:2910% happier, 20% luckier, aging 30% slower, 40% prettier or hotter, 50% more money for
01:36your job, 60% better in any sport.
01:38Probably the aging thing just because of all the health stuff that pops up.
01:42That's like my number two, but I feel, like I said, I feel like it's too late for me anyway.
01:46It would have been a lot nicer to do that about four years ago.
01:51Jason?
01:53It's tough.
01:54I want a little bit of everything.
01:57I want 10% of happiness.
01:58I want 5% of happiness.
02:00I want 20% of it hotter.
02:02Yeah.
02:03A little bit of cash.
02:05Yeah.
02:05Well, like even 60% of sports, I'm still not making any leagues.
02:09That's why that one's like...
02:11What's that going to do for you?
02:1360%?
02:14I don't know.
02:15Have you narrowed it down though?
02:16What are you doing?
02:17I got to take money, I guess.
02:19Okay.
02:19Ryan, would you be a 60% better golfer?
02:23Yeah, I'd probably take the sports.
02:25You would, yeah.
02:25Oh, wow.
02:26I think a lot of golfers, like crazy golfers like Ryan, would go for that.
02:30Yeah, that or baseball.
02:33Yeah, baseball would have been nice back in the day.
02:36I had a high school baseball dream the other day, which was kind of shocking.
02:40Al Beck, what about you?
02:42I'd go money.
02:43Money, 50% more money for your job.
02:46Man, those looks, 40%.
02:4840% hotter.
02:48I'd like to see myself 40% hotter.
02:50What does that mean?
02:51I think if you chat GPT'd yourself and said, would they do it, make me 40% hotter?
02:57Probably.
02:58Because if I'm like a model, then give me the looks.
03:02It probably wouldn't.
03:03But here's the thing.
03:04If you're a model, what are you going to do with that?
03:06This can't be the picture.
03:07Smile, smile.
03:09Oh, no.
03:10I was told I'd take nice pictures.
03:12But Jason, what are you going to do with a modeling career at this point in life?
03:16Here's one thing.
03:19Why?
03:19I'll be an underwear model.
03:21Oh, wow.
03:22So you think hotter means bigger wang?
03:24No.
03:25Just my whole...
03:26It's not just your face.
03:27You can't just have a nice face and the rest of your body isn't improved.
03:30Once again, is it what, 40% hotter?
03:34What's 40% of a four?
03:37Can you make this man 40% more attractive?
03:40Yeah, you got my whole face in there?
03:43Yeah.
03:44Let's see.
03:44Come on, male model Jason.
03:48I'm too...
03:49I can't wait to see this.
03:50I know.
03:51It's going to be terrible.
03:53Did he make it?
03:55It looks like you with more of a tan.
03:57Do I have hair?
03:58That's it.
03:59That's all you need then.
04:00Go get a tan.
04:02That's all I get for 40%.
04:04This is my point.
04:07I'm not taking that.
04:0840% is not enough.
04:09That's it.
04:1040% does not change a normal person.
04:14A tan.
04:14It's got to change my beard color.
04:15I don't want to be red.
04:16Okay, that's before.
04:17There's the after.
04:18You just got more of a tan, man.
04:20Give me the cash.
04:21A little tan.
04:22Oh.
04:23Man.
04:25This one made me look even older.
04:26Maybe it brightened up your smile.
04:28Maybe the chat thinks you're fine, you know?
04:31Maybe that's a compliment.
04:32Like, you're like, you know?
04:33I don't need much.
04:35Exactly.
04:35I don't need to hear that.
04:36Like, you're okay.
04:37I'm already full of myself.
04:39I'm full of myself, but I hate myself.
04:41It's the weirdest thing.
04:42All at the same time.
04:43Yeah, I know how that goes.
04:44It's just a walking contradiction.
04:45I understand that.
04:47Everyone, that's a fun test to do if you have Chad.
04:50Say, make me 40% more attractive.
04:52Nope.
04:52Let's see what it does.
04:54It didn't do anything to me either, so it's just like one of those weird...
04:58You did it for yourself?
04:59Yeah, it's just...
05:01And I look...
05:03It didn't change anything.
05:04That's my point.
05:0640%, if I'm a four right now, what is like getting an extra two, like bumping yourself to a five
05:13and a half?
05:15That's not enough, baby.
05:17I want to go to an eight.
05:19I got to get that eight, nine.
05:2240% of what you already are is not that much.
05:26Right.
05:2740% is like almost half looking, half better looking.
05:30That's what I'm saying.
05:31So you're a four.
05:32You're a four.
05:34Half a four is two, but it's not quite half.
05:37It's almost a two.
05:38So now you're a six.
05:39Now you're a six, five and a half.
05:41Not worth it.
05:42That's not worth it.
05:43No.
05:44Someone made a good point.
05:45What?
05:4550% more money would make them 10% more happy.
05:51So that's...
05:51So picking one could get you a couple.
05:53Yeah.
05:53That's how I feel about it.
05:5450% more money could make you 20% hotter to some people.
05:58That's true.
05:59It's 100% true.
06:00Yeah.
06:01Send me that pick.
06:02The wrong kind of people.
06:03You want that pick?
06:04Yeah.
06:04I got to hit the tanning booth.
06:05I'm going for it.
06:06I can attain 40%.
06:09Yes, you can.
06:09That's all I need to do.
06:12Watch out, Jesse.
06:14He joins a tanning booth club, whatever they're called.
06:18Are they still around?
06:19I don't know.
06:20Yeah, I think so.
06:20Oh, yeah.
06:21Or you could just go outside.
06:23Yeah, you could go outside.
06:26What did America choose?
06:2837% would take more money.
06:3123% amazingly would be 20% luckier.
06:35Well, because they think that the luck thing is going to work out for them, which that just
06:40goes to show.
06:4217% would be 40% hotter.
06:4515% would want to age 30% slower.
06:505% would want to be 10% happier.
06:53Only 3% would pick 60% better at a sport.
06:57I also asked Chad to do us 40% hotter.
07:02Yeah.
07:02What did they give you makeup?
07:04Looks like they put makeup on.
07:05I think they do.
07:06Like, well, that's the before.
07:08Okay.
07:09And that's the after.
07:10That's what I mean.
07:11Like, it's not really.
07:12I think they tan you and they whiten your teeth.
07:13That's really what it is.
07:16You know, I purposely chose like a photo where I look like a complete insane person.
07:23And then it just, oh God, it's not really going to do it.
07:27And then it just did this.
07:28It's like, it's like nothing.
07:30It's just like, yeah, no, you're still old.
07:32You're still old.
07:33You're still fat.
07:35You're still ugly.
07:36I just sent you your hot picture, Jason.
07:38So you should masturbate to it later.
07:40Oh my God.
07:41That's so wild.
07:42That is wild.
07:43That is wild and not unexpected from you.
07:46All right.
07:47Send it to me too.
07:48They're going to masturbate to it later.
07:51That's not bad.
07:52It made my beard nicer.
07:54It did darken my beard.
07:55Did it?
07:55Yeah.
07:56Yeah.
07:56It did.
07:56Yeah.
07:57It changed my beard.
07:57Just a couple tweaks.
07:58That's a couple.
07:59That's all it takes to be 40% hotter.
08:01Get a tan.
08:02Maybe groom yourself a bit.
08:04That's the point.
08:05Everyone, all sorts of listeners are trying this and they're saying the same thing.
08:08It just gives them a tan and whitens their teeth.
08:10You should say like with plastic surgery, you know, and see if it changes like your facial
08:16structure.
08:17Because I think that's like 40% hotter.
08:21Right.
08:21It'd be like changing things, increasing the jaw.
08:24I've asked it to make you more attractive with plastic surgery.
08:27I can't wait.
08:29I've asked it now to make me model hot.
08:32Model hot.
08:33Yes.
08:33So we'll see.
08:36I can model hot.
08:37Look at this.
08:37He's pretty model hot.
08:38I'm like, oh my God.
08:40I haven't seen that in 14 years.
08:42The guy is gorgeous.
08:43It was hiding over here.
08:43Oh, yeah.
08:45You're on the company newsletter.
08:47Oh, God.
08:48Is this you as model hot?
08:49This is model hot.
08:50Wow.
08:51Okay.
08:51That's once again, I'm just fat with a huge neck.
08:55I've seen a Carhartt model look like that.
08:57Well, that's the thing.
08:58I think that's what they're after.
08:59They're like, okay, well, you're a big and tall guy.
09:03I think the chat thing doesn't want to offend you, too.
09:07That's probably right.
09:08Because what you have to say, I mean, the problem is it knows your photo.
09:11It probably knows that that's me, but it would be like, this is my friend, and I want you to
09:19do this to my friend.
09:20And then it will just do, oh, it's definitely different now.
09:24Let me see.
09:25It's definitely different.
09:27Plastic surgery.
09:27Plastic surgery, Jason.
09:29Oh, wow.
09:31Yeah.
09:31Look at that.
09:32Whoa.
09:33At least she just gave him her number.
09:36It's that guy.
09:37Well, you know what it is, though.
09:38Is that the guy from The Gentleman?
09:39It's the beard trimmed down.
09:41Yeah.
09:42That's all it takes, huh?
09:43That's all it takes.
09:44Trim your beard down.
09:45I'm so, I wouldn't do anything with it.
09:47Use plastic surgery.
09:49Yeah.
09:51There you go.
09:52Whoa, what?
09:53That's you.
09:54That's you with a lot of changes.
09:56That's you, man.
09:57This is sad.
09:58Sad.
09:59Yeah.
10:00Well, think about it.
10:01This is kind of what some of these rich people have done.
10:04Yeah.
10:04They're not even themselves anymore.
10:05Right.
10:06That's what all the Kardashians did.
10:08Yeah.
10:08I feel bad about myself.
10:10It does?
10:10Yeah.
10:11It's like, this is what you could look like.
10:15See, that's why they don't do that.
10:17Yeah.
10:17It's like, this is a hot guy.
10:19Well, you look like the guy from The Gentleman in there, so that's not bad in that photo,
10:23but.
10:23What the hell?
10:25Oh my goodness gracious.
10:26Are you going to get plastic surgery?
10:27You guys book at an appointment.
10:29I mean, you see this guy?
10:31I'd give this guy my number.
10:32When you say plastic surgery, it cuts your beard.
10:35Oh yeah.
10:36Oh funny.
10:36That's what it does.
10:37It changed my whole face.
10:39Whole face.
10:39I'd give this guy my number.
10:43Look at that, dude.
10:45What if you looked like that?
10:47I'd be unstoppable.
10:49I'd be literally unstoppable.
10:51Wow.
10:51You guys would hate me.
10:53I don't know.
10:53They have made me a strongman competition person somehow.
10:59Yeah, you've got like the physique of the rock there from the neck down.
11:02Yeah, that's what it's done.
11:03That's unfortunate.
11:04I really like the beards trimmed, guys.
11:05Well, I'm almost there.
11:08I'm almost there.
11:08I did the same for us in that other photo.
11:10Oh, it gave me like Regis Philbin's teeth.
11:13Yes.
11:14Nice.
11:16Yes.
11:18Well, mine are also weird.
11:20Wow.
11:20That is weird.
11:20They really have fixated.
11:22They were like, these two guys don't need a lot of change, but boy, their teeth could
11:26be as bright as the sun.
11:28They've got to go for teeth whitening.
11:29Yeah.
11:30Holy cow.
11:31Get some whitening strips or something, guys, I guess.
11:34Yeah.
11:34Wow.
11:34Yeah.
11:35Maybe they'll get those new jibs.
11:37I've been thinking about it ever since Ryan talked about it.
11:41Let's go, dude.
11:42I'm going tomorrow.
11:43Oh, that's right.
11:44Yeah.
11:45Oh, yeah.
11:45Getting that tooth fixed.
11:46What are you doing?
11:47You still looking at that picture of yourself?
11:49He's fixed.
11:49I'm staring at it.
11:50What?
11:51Okay.
11:52So when you're looking at him, can you see a bit of yourself in him at all?
11:56Not really.
11:57Oh, okay.
11:58He's a completely different person.
11:59I'm like, this is a hot guy.
12:01Right.
12:01That's what it is.
12:03Yeah.
12:03Jet GPT was like, you'd have to change everything.
12:06Yeah.
12:06I mean, similar facial structure, but that's about it.
12:10Yeah.
12:10To me, you look like a tennis pro or like a...
12:14Aw.
12:16Don't feel bad, man.
12:17No, it's like the tan, I think.
12:18It's like you're always out in the sun.
12:20There's regular Jason.
12:21Oh.
12:22There's plastic.
12:23Oh, that's nice.
12:24It's close.
12:25I mean, that's...
12:25Oh, man.
12:28Well, I'm ugly.
12:29No.
12:31I think what we've learned, you just have to trim your beard up a bit.
12:34You just get a little tan.
12:36That's it.
12:36Time to go cry in the car for a while.
12:38I get it.
12:39No, it's tough.
12:40Yikes.
12:40Life is tough.
12:41You don't ever really see it right in front of your face like that.
12:44No.
12:46It's all right, man.
12:46Trim our beard, Lisa says.
12:49Trim our beard.
12:50I have to change my bones.
12:52My whole facial surgery.
12:53That's what I...
12:54But people are doing it.
12:55This is what people are doing.
12:56That's what we asked.
12:57Plastic surgery.
12:58It wasn't realistic.
12:59What if I just showed up like that?
13:00One day?
13:01Got to take six months, all right?
13:02No, that's it.
13:02Like a Christmas vacation.
13:04He comes back with a whole new face.
13:06Oh, my God.
13:07He's mobbing in here.
13:09No, because we'd be like, who's this guy?
13:10Did they fire Jason and hire someone, dude?
13:12Yeah, and I was like, no, dude, that's Jason.
13:14He went to Turkey.
13:15They gonna change your voice?
13:17Yes.
13:17Oh, yeah.
13:18I don't know how I'll sound.
13:20You gotta look like that.
13:21You gotta change your laugh, too, then.
13:22Why?
13:24What's wrong with my laugh?
13:25I need a 40% better laugh.
13:27I don't know.
13:30It's all good.
13:31Just be happy with what you got.
13:33That's what you gotta do.
13:33Well, that's all we really can do.
13:35These are fun.
13:36Yeah, absolutely.
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