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00:07you just don't want your buddy to fall in love with you no you don't you don't oh my god
00:15you
00:15just don't you don't i mean i get it it happens your buddy falls in love with you i think
00:20it
00:20happens yeah it does you know like i think there's a lot of times where like the one guy
00:26he's the only dude that doesn't know his friend's gay everyone else knows but like his buddy doesn't
00:33no not no trevor's not gay oh no trevor's gay no he's not we just moved in together
00:41trevor falls in love with you
00:44tough it's a tough one men and women oh i'm sure right i'm sure let's ask for a second have
00:51you
00:51ever had a buddy fall in love with you oh wow no let me i just i guess i got
00:57it no homophobic
00:57stuff okay relax relax everybody i don't want any homophobic stuff i don't understand i know what
01:03you're saying of course yeah you don't even have to say how did you react and are you cool still
01:09you ever had a buddy fall in love with you i killed him
01:12don't now see that's the stuff i'm not i think that's what he meant yeah be careful yes yeah
01:18if you want to chime in for a moment what a weird one i don't know 1-855-954-6969
01:26that's
01:26the number 1-855-954-6969 all's good all's fun then your buddy falls in love with you
01:33yeah male or female ladies you ever had a a buddy female buddy fall in love with you
01:39all right same sex same sex buddy same sex yeah oh yes male buddies fall in love with female
01:44oh my god every day turns out not really buddies just wanted to bang you the whole time but again
01:50the number 1-855-954-6969 if you've had a buddy fall in love with you one of my friends
01:55was uh
01:56almost kissed by a football hero i'm sorry a football hero one of our football heroes professional
02:04no no no no no like we were it was it was like the end of high school okay and
02:10oh like a high
02:11school football hero big high school football heroes it was like a hangout everyone's together all the
02:17sports guys yep and then one of those guys attempted to lay one on one of my friends
02:25when they were like in a room and he was like whoa what is going on my man nothing nothing
02:33nothing
02:35nothing huh he must have died and football yeah he you picked the wrong one
02:45how did are they still friends i don't know about friends i mean it never went anywhere it never
02:51became like a big rumor that well that's cool for your buddy yeah you know it never that's good
03:00right you know what i mean like he sort of kept it under wraps too he was like listen dude
03:05i don't
03:06know right some guys would fly out of him like damn trevor tried to kiss yeah exactly well of course
03:11course he did why'd you go in a room alone with trevor everyone knows not to do that
03:16uh someone said i was the lady that fell in love with a buddy we're still best friends oh no
03:23i'm sorry
03:24he's a man fell in love with a buddy we're still best friends and i'm married to a woman i'm
03:30bi
03:30ah yes she's has a world of hurt coming yeah my best friend is gay he and i are still
03:38best friends
03:38even though i know he has a major crush on me i flash him a smile every now and then
03:44like you toss him a bone hey my penis's name is smile
03:49flash him a smile um let's go to anonymous here uh have you ever had a buddy fall in love
03:56with you
03:58anonymous go ahead yes yeah uh yeah first time very long time by the way thank you so much
04:05um it all started in my one of my first jobs out of high school i had a manager that
04:10was a few years
04:10older than me and i was underage so i couldn't drink so he was able to go to a bar
04:16and get me
04:17beer being underage and i didn't really realize why he was so eager to give me the beer until
04:23hanging out a couple times like you said before was like yeah no he's he's cool like why is everybody
04:29acting so weird and then sure enough on like the third time on the way home uh he was like
04:35hey i got
04:36something to tell you and i was like oh what is it i had no clue honestly he's like i'm
04:41gay and my
04:42initial reaction was that's cool i'm not but thanks for telling me um and then it actually happened two
04:50more times throughout my careers uh where i would work with somebody find out that they were gay
04:57after becoming friends with them so are you what are you putting out are you just like overly
05:01friendly are you uh flirty like what what are you giving off you think uh you know i'm not i
05:08am
05:09like i like everybody like i'm a guy i can get along with everybody i'm not i'm not like i
05:13don't like
05:13everybody sexually i'm very straight i've been married for a long time and have children and
05:17everything i'm just not one to judge quickly i think so i think sometimes people you think somebody's
05:23gay just because the way they acted and they're not and then maybe you said that about well i don't
05:26know i'm just uh hang out with somebody and then it just i'm probably ignorant and too friendly but
05:32not 30 for sure i'm not a touchy-feely guy or anything like this okay this totally this total that
05:37totally happened to me back at the old place i mean i fell in love with you i know not
05:43a man falling
05:43in love with me but a man was like you know we ended up working always at the same time
05:50and so you're like god you're killing 40 minutes sometimes so you like talk and blah blah blah
05:56and then finally after a while he was like hey man just so you know i'm quite gay and i'm
06:02like oh
06:02yeah no hey i didn't know but that's fine whatever you know it's when you're young you're it's a it
06:09like that was the first time that anything like that had ever happened so it kind of like blew me
06:14away
06:15and then we did it oh well how long we two together oh my god for so long yeah you
06:20and those
06:20cutoff shorts my god i mean we're true you got it yeah there are a lot of rumors about me
06:30anonymous we're talking about how you reacted when a buddy fell in love with you you had a comment
06:36yes um i i actually was the buddy that caught the feeling okay okay and how did that work out
06:44um um we're actually still cool um he he's like a really cool guy and um
06:55like females did him wrong and stuff like that and i guess i like kind of pretty much filled in
07:01in that place because i i like to like like cook for him because he works hard like like come
07:07on man
07:08you're a good guy you know don't you know don't play yourself like that and i just kind of
07:13caught feelings like it was like damn like i i felt submissive and like i i liked it but
07:19that we never you know we we never discussed it or anything like that but we're still very cool
07:26i'll tell you right now anyone wants to start cooking for me they're gonna get some
07:30oh i got you
07:32all right all right well oral from chuck for that
07:43that's a trade that's a trade man
07:46chuck is a chuck is sexy
07:51thank you so much i appreciate it
07:54i'll take it
07:55i will take it
07:57all right man thanks for calling in
07:59have a great day
08:00all right thank you guys
08:01no problem
08:02thank you
08:02i knew it
08:04chuck will take it
08:05he will take it
08:06i'll take it
08:07he will take it
08:08i got that number saved just in case you're looking for a b
08:10yeah
08:10yeah
08:12you never know guys
08:13you never know listen dude if someone's cooking for me you know how long it's been
08:18people will like i'll end up at one of my buddy's house and like his wife will like make some
08:23food or whatever
08:24i get a little tiny bit of like a home-cooked meal i'm like i can't you're just doling out
08:29no i mean i i it's just it's such a different world now
08:33oh you know i do not get that
08:36oh and so gay guy wants to cook me food that's the way to my heart
08:40i'll tell you that right now
08:41uh someone said um
08:44high school friend randomly reached out to me on facebook years later
08:48confessing that he always loved me
08:51and then offered me money to give me a handjob
08:55how much
08:57jason
09:02what year is it
09:05i guess it all depends when that falls
09:07today
09:08no sorry
09:1015 years ago
09:11let's hang out dude
09:13oh my god
09:15damn yeah
09:16that's a lot of pills
09:17his wild days
09:17that's a lot of pills
09:18you can jerk it if you want
09:20okay
09:21goodness gracious
09:22uh back to the lines
09:24another anonymous
09:25we're talking about uh
09:26if your buddy fell in love with you
09:27how did you react
09:28uh what was your story
09:30anonymous
09:31so it wasn't a buddy
09:33it was my ex-girlfriend's dad
09:36your ex-girlfriend's dad
09:38that's awful
09:38had feelings for you
09:39yeah
09:41yeah he uh he wanted to be bad
09:43no
09:44oh wow
09:45what do you say
09:45what do you do
09:46give it to him
09:47no
09:47oh he would uh
09:48he would make comments like
09:50hey you really uh got it in there good there last night buddy
09:53you want to share
09:56holy crap
09:57geeks
09:57what
09:58yeah he was hearing
09:59what was going on
10:00oh my god
10:01and
10:02yeah
10:02yeah
10:03that's right
10:04i had to walk away
10:05yeah
10:06that's a tough one
10:07hopefully you walked away from that lady
10:09no i think that's what he meant
10:10you walk right away
10:11from the whole thing
10:12yeah
10:13escape
10:15yep that one's a weird one
10:17it sure is
10:18a lot of people have crossed the line
10:21according to text
10:22anyway
10:22wait a second
10:23hanging out with three friends
10:24two of them left to get more beer
10:25once they left
10:26my friend pantsed me
10:27oh look at that
10:29and then began orally going to town
10:31well
10:33this is awkward
10:36i had a friend that turned out to be gay
10:37he hit on me and flirted
10:38told him i wasn't gay
10:39found out he is great at giving dome
10:45that's wild
10:46that is wild
10:47i mean it's so wild to me
10:48let me maybe try it
10:50uh my wife had a friend fall in love with her
10:52yes ladies
10:52more ladies
10:53yeah that's cool
10:54please reach out
10:54uh they were going out for drinks after work a few times
10:57nothing crazy
10:59then about uh four months in
11:02for my wife's birthday
11:03she got her all this victoria's secret stuff
11:05very cool
11:06body scrubs
11:07body lotion
11:08a few pair of panties
11:09all the sexual type of stuff
11:11so i told her
11:12yeah she's definitely in love with you
11:14yep
11:14my wife played it off
11:15like don't be silly
11:16i said nope
11:18you have a lesbian lover
11:20you should do something about it
11:21long story short
11:22they stopped hanging out
11:23until one day
11:24we were sitting at a bar
11:25and this chick was sitting at the other end
11:27with another girl
11:29oh yeah
11:30yeah
11:31oh it's
11:32you know
11:33tale as old as time
11:35usually you lose your lady to that
11:38you know
11:38a lot of times
11:39yeah a lot of times
11:41you lose
11:41well because i think a lot of times
11:43the lady knows
11:44they sense something
11:45you know
11:46they have
11:47they can pick up a
11:49vulnerability
11:49or a curious
11:52ness that someone has
11:54uh this person said
11:55i'm a straight female
11:56i had a series of probably
11:5810 to 20 threesomes
11:59with my friend
12:00and her ex
12:02then she told me
12:03she had feelings for me
12:04and was only with him
12:06so she could see me
12:08in those threesomes
12:09oh i see
12:10yeah
12:10she wanted to break up with him
12:12so we could be together
12:15i was really flattered
12:17but i could never date a girl
12:18i love dick too much
12:20lol
12:22that's tough
12:23that's a tough one
12:24good for you
12:25ryan
12:26i know you're learning
12:27but go ahead and save that one
12:28clip it
12:30oh no
12:31no
12:31no
12:32i love dick too much
12:33no
12:33you're never allowed
12:35to clip a text
12:36i am reading other people's words
12:39that's not
12:40if i said it myself
12:41then it's uh
12:43the gloves are off
12:44lip
12:45that's our next billboard
12:47just dave with a word bubble
12:48i love dick too much
12:50i like women's
12:51women's
12:51women's
12:52women's
12:52was friends with my homeboy
12:55since we were kids
12:57we were roommates in college
12:58had some beers one night
12:59i passed out
13:00oh
13:01yep
13:01woke up as the little spoon
13:03and he was holding my piece
13:07whoa
13:08that's comforting
13:09we haven't spoken since
13:11but he got embarrassed
13:12it's been three years
13:13since we talked
13:14tough to wake up
13:15holding somebody's piece
13:18somebody holding your piece
13:20yeah
13:20oh
13:21he was little spoon
13:22he was little spoon
13:23i'm just saying
13:24even for me
13:25hold it a piece
13:26i don't know
13:27you're wild
13:28i've passed out
13:29in a lot of places
13:30i'm so lucky
13:31how many pieces
13:32have you held
13:32i don't know
13:33i'm sure people
13:33were holding my piece
13:34left and right
13:36he's totally out
13:37grab his piece
13:40anonymous is with us
13:41hey anonymous
13:42we're talking about
13:42how you reacted
13:43if a buddy
13:44fell in love with you
13:45what's your story
13:46yeah
13:47so when i was
13:49about 17
13:50i had
13:51a female friend
13:52she
13:53kind of had
13:54a
13:54crush on me
13:56uh
13:57she was really
13:58really bad
13:58at hiding it
13:59and i just remember
14:00uh
14:01one specific time
14:02that she actually
14:03came out and told me
14:05she just kept like
14:06egging me on
14:08telling me
14:08oh you know
14:09we're going to the mall
14:10and like
14:11she was like
14:12DTF
14:13but like
14:14really really like
14:16not subtle about it
14:19very nice
14:20and very cool
14:22incredibly cool
14:23and you never
14:25nothing ever happened
14:27uh
14:27no
14:28nothing ever happened
14:29but you know
14:30i'm still friends
14:31with her
14:31and she still
14:32definitely throws
14:33out those hints
14:33so
14:34if i'm ever
14:35you know
14:35single
14:36i got that
14:36in my back pocket
14:37yeah
14:37it's always nice
14:38me too
14:39i got that guy
14:39who called in
14:40yeah
14:40house boy
14:41right
14:42i mean
14:43that's it
14:44i don't have
14:45any pressure
14:46on anymore
14:47this lady said
14:48my brother's
14:48girlfriend
14:48was bisexual
14:49after they broke up
14:51she told me
14:51that she loved me
14:52almost the entire
14:53time she was
14:54with my brother
14:54oh no
14:55yeah well
14:56i'm straight
14:56so it didn't go
14:57anywhere
14:58yeah
14:59that's tough
15:00to find out
15:00i don't even
15:01tell my brother
15:02at that point
15:03you don't tell
15:03your brother
15:04keep that to
15:05yourself
15:06um
15:06one of my
15:07gay friends
15:07used to take
15:08me to the
15:09gay bars
15:09and hook me
15:10up with
15:10three drinks
15:10and girls
15:13one time
15:13i had to
15:14kiss him
15:14to get this
15:16seven out of
15:17ten girl
15:19kiss away
15:19i got so
15:21drunk that
15:21night
15:22that he
15:22held my
15:23penis
15:23while pissing
15:26the next
15:26morning i
15:27realized he
15:28had fallen
15:28in love
15:28with me
15:29yeah
15:29from the
15:31text
15:32well he
15:32thought
15:33ain't nothing
15:33gay about
15:34that
15:36ryan
15:36does it
15:37all the
15:37time
15:37helping a
15:38buddy out
15:39there
15:39are you
15:39kidding me
15:40dude let
15:40me aim
15:41it
15:41that's just
15:42a bro
15:43dude you're
15:43gonna have to
15:44aim it for
15:44me ryan
15:45appreciate you
15:46saving my
15:46pants for
15:47me brother
15:47thank you
15:48where are we
15:48going next
15:49i don't
15:50know i
15:50was thinking
15:50i got this
15:51there's a place
15:52called the
15:52manhole i
15:53wanted to
15:53take you
15:53to
15:56eeks
15:57free drinks
15:58all night i
15:58promise
15:59nothing weird
16:00this guy said
16:01my wife has
16:01an older
16:02female co-worker
16:03who's very
16:04attractive but
16:05she had such
16:06a crush on
16:07my wife i
16:08always make
16:08fun of her
16:08for it
16:11yeah i mean
16:12it happens
16:14we're realizing
16:14it yeah it
16:15does i just
16:16can't believe a
16:17lot of people
16:17are like
16:17what the hell
16:19let's see
16:19what happens
16:20here yeah
16:20i love my
16:21buddy so
16:22we're just
16:22playing some
16:23nintendo
16:24you want to
16:25do surprise
16:26surprise
16:26you
16:27you