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00:06all right here's a question for you that you can chime in with if you've got something to add
00:10what's the worst thing you've ever had in your mouth well um i was young what's the worst thing
00:17you've ever had in your mouth if you want to share your story with us 1-855-954-6969 that's
00:23the david chuck lines 1-855-954-6969 five hour energy text line same number 1-855-954-6969 the
00:31worst thing
00:32you've ever had in your mouth because a doctor woke up with something horrible in her mouth what
00:43here's her story that's not it take a listen okay so this story is a little uncomfortable it involves
00:52a doctor who lives on this street between patterson and grove avenues in the city of richmond she woke
00:58up one morning last week to find a bat actually trying to get into her mouth and now she has
01:04a
01:04reminder for folks who might find a bat inside of their home brace yourself this is a bat psa shared
01:12more than 33 000 times on instagram gastro doctor krista edelman's nightmare experience with a bat
01:20inside her nearly 100 year old richmond home so i was dreaming and in my dream there was a cute
01:28little field mouse this is pretty vivid um the whole thing um a little field mouse trying to get into
01:33my
01:33mouth starting to emerge from her slumber edelman reached for her mouth and grabbed something that
01:39she said felt like a tulip at first and then i felt on its back really kind of coarse short
01:45hair
01:46and when that happened i realized that was not a mouth i screamed and i was screaming repeatedly
01:53something to the extent of like there's a bat in my mouth the bat was trying to get in my
01:56mouth
01:56she did some quick research and found instead of trying to kill the bat she should try to catch it
02:01so that it could be tested for rabies that is horrifying it's time to get a new home
02:06if you've got a hundred year old i can understand like bats a hundred year old home could look so
02:12cool it might look so i'm sure it does she's a doctor she's probably a nice place but like if
02:17you
02:17already know you have a bat problem no yeah honestly though we could have sat here all day
02:24and a bat crawling in my mouth would have been like so i would have never guessed a live
02:33bat trying to climb into my mouth i would have went with many other things like spiders
02:39a snake it can never be the same waking up and that's like partially in your mouth no but it's
02:44like dark so you don't even know and you reach up and grab it and you have it in your
02:49hand and and
02:50then you realize it's furry i don't like to even look at that and it's got its little hands you
02:55saw
02:55its little hands i saw its little hands oh creepy bat hands no i don't like it don't like it
03:02so the
03:02question for you is what's the worst thing you've ever had in your mouth you can reach out the dave
03:08and chuck lines are open 1-855-954-6969 that's the number to reach us also text us on the
03:14same number
03:15on the five hour energy text line 1-855-954-6969 uh we'll start here with ej ej worst thing
03:25in your
03:25mouth uh i was about 12 years old and my mom i guess was walking in to check on me
03:32while i was
03:33sleeping started screaming woke me up there's a spider in your mouth and i spit it out and it's a
03:39dead wolf spider just all in my spit but i can't beat no bat ew no no one you've had
03:45a wolf spiders
03:46are not small no they're not it's not great i mean it's not great no it could have had all
03:51its
03:52babies on its back oh my god oh my god oh my god that's the worst
03:57jason doesn't like that one nothing oh yeah okay whatever you deal with you just swore down
04:04off the ground wet yourself nope easy to deal with i just bite right through that baby sack
04:08let all the babies out it's no big deal just deflection you die what that's called yeah oh my
04:14god uh someone said brown recluse spider was in my mouth while sleeping that's it night night
04:21i'm surprised you're not dead you must have got lucky and the thing just was like oh this is pretty
04:25cool in here this is nice it's a little moist
04:30just didn't bite you buddy threw up in my mouth i was in the back seat he was in the
04:35front turned around
04:39that i was years ago i was in my early 20s on a road trip with a bunch of buddies
04:43we were like
04:43driving down to texas and one guy in the who was taking turns now sitting in the front had a
04:48bit of
04:48a cold or something and he put down the window to best to describe it as hork hork hork it
04:54out
04:55not realizing my buddy brent in the back had put the window down oh it's going back in right back
05:00and
05:01hit brent right across the face hork that's disgusting the car almost crashed because of
05:06the craziness oh yeah i bet yeah i can't handle mucus
05:13other i handle a lot of other people's mucus bothers me so much i know because we've talked
05:18about like um someone who like spit their mucus they were spitting it into a cup and someone drank it
05:28yeah oh that almost gets you that'll get you throw up i'll get you i can't even up and they
05:34said it was like you could almost feel the individual lumps
05:42oh this is a good one yep worst thing in your mouth the worst thing in your mouth this doctor
05:48woke
05:48up and there was a bat in her mouth insanity but what about you what's the worst thing you've had
05:56in your mouth someone said scrambled eggs that's amazing that's been the worst thing i mean i don't
06:03love a lot of things in my mouth you know that i try to keep things out unless i want
06:10them i see
06:11what you're saying scrambled eggs they're amazing oh no uh just yesterday someone said coaching kids
06:18football kid threw a ball something wet went in my mouth these kids use mouth guards covered in spit
06:24pretty sure it was kids spit oh that's terrible stuff you don't want mystery moisture oh my god
06:31mystery moisture is like a nightmare show that's like the worst game show ever what is it
06:39is that the spit of a football player i knew it yeah uh someone said as a former labor and
06:50delivery nurse i've had birth juices in my mouth someone else's birth juice splashing in your mouth
06:58is unforgettable i'm uh i'm getting an uber you're leaving you're leaving i have a vehicle here i don't think
07:05i
07:05can drive right now you can't drive not after that someone else's birth juice got you
07:14oh yeah you're gonna have to come to this place why do you need an uber today sir uh i
07:20can't drive oh
07:22there was a birth juice i have i have my car here we'll kind of get it later okay um
07:28someone
07:29said thought i had chocolate on my shirt so i licked it it was my dog's booty juice
07:43he licked it dog booty juice he thought it was chocolate you can't just go licking you can't
07:50lick mystery things i would never lick mystery things i've always said it listen i would never
07:56lick anything that's the shade of brown no is that chocolate you know even if i was eating
08:03chocolate and there was like a piece like a melted and i was like well that doesn't quite look like
08:08the chocolate i was eating god a bug maybe maybe a bug in my mouth like when i was like
08:17riding a
08:17bike that was probably maybe the worst thing i had my sister's dildo in my mouth
08:24why did you do that she brought it on vacation my husband found it thought it was mine hid it
08:30under our pillow and later we had sex he pulled it out and shoved it in my mouth
08:35i thought it was just my husband surprising me so of course i went along with it it was hot
08:39at the
08:39moment didn't think anything of it wasn't until later my sister mentioned she lost a dildo at the
08:46airbnb holy holy holy lord you sucked on your sister heaven and earth are full of your glorios
08:54out on the high you have sucked upon your sister so we've had birth juice booty juice and sister juice
09:00yep you're still here and uber's taking a long time he cancelled he cancelled yeah he took a look at
09:06me
09:07he drove away i gotta change his profile picture it's like where oak park what i'm out
09:14this guy i'm not going there no car something's gotta be nuts something's off what's he doing
09:20that what no keep canceling i'm trying to leave i'm trying to get out of here oh you don't want
09:27sister juices i can't say that 100 percent not your own sister not your own sister the juice of
09:35sisters okay okay we got one more juice we got one more juice to get to before we go see
09:42alice is in
09:43jennifer hi um i was working at a old center old care center and i was helping a woman go
09:53to the
09:53restroom to use the restroom and you have to help hold her but she had a bad habit of she
10:01liked to
10:01touch herself um in a sexual way yeah yeah and she reached up with her hand and smeared it right
10:09across my mouth oh my god you had old lady juices in your mouth no did you slap her to
10:17death customer
10:17service i won i bought dropped her i did i was like and that's i quit after that i quit
10:23that job
10:23you can't do that job oh my god old vaginal juices yeah it was not yeah oh jennifer all the
10:33best
10:33bless you for what you do yeah it was nice for what you do to me i think that's probably
10:37like
10:38the fourth worst old person juice that you can get on yourself in a scenario like that three
10:45pure liquid diarrhea their finale old semen a pustule yeah oh a pustule and then uh their blood
10:58oh so five hey chuck i got an uber for us oh thank you because thank you for getting one
11:06they look at you and they're like oh we'll get it look it's already here it's already here
11:10let's get that out of here let's get out of here let's get out of here let's go let's get
11:21out of
11:21here yeah started to drive uber those are my thoughts and yours and everyone else's terrible
11:28whatever let's go to the right little thing
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