Nipples The Movie

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about a celebrity during the WRIF files when they received a text message about his nipples and that started a whole new discussion.

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00:00Paula Patton is accusing her ex-husband, Robin Thicke, of abusing their six-year-old son, Julian.

00:14Paula made the allegations in court documents in which she's trying to limit his custody.

00:19I don't know how you marry that guy in the first place.

00:22But it seems totally believable.

00:23No.

00:24Seems totally believable that guy could be an extreme douchebag.

00:28Boy, do I hate Robin Thicke.

00:30Oh, yeah.

00:33Someone said look up Alan Thicke's nipples?

00:38Or naples.

00:41We have to look up Alan Thicke's nipples right now?

00:44Or naples.

00:45It said naples.

00:46But I think they meant...

00:47You think they meant nipples?

00:49Did they mean Robin Thicke nipples because he has, like, barely none?

00:53Wow, those are really teeny tiny.

00:54They must have meant Robin Thicke's nipples.

00:56He's got little nipples.

00:57He's got the most petite little nipples you've ever seen.

01:01We've fallen into a Robin Thicke nipple hole.

01:05Hold on to your butt.

01:06I sure hope to God that's what they meant.

01:08That is what they meant.

01:09We're staring at a bunch of guys' nipples right now.

01:11Well, Alan Thicke naples.

01:16Nothing comes up there.

01:18Nothing.

01:18I think it was Robin Thicke's nipples that we were supposed to look up.

01:21We did, and they are really small.

01:23So thank you for showing up.

01:23I could have gone my whole life without knowing about Robin Thicke's bizarrely tiny nipples.

01:32Like little dimes.

01:34They are.

01:35They're the size of dimes.

01:37They are the size of dimes.

01:38And I think that's really odd.

01:40Nipple dimes.

01:41Little nipple dimes.

01:42Little Robin Thicke nips.

01:44Robin Thicke's tiny nipples.

01:46Yeah, I wonder if my nipples are okay.

01:48People have been like, what?

01:50I have dime-sized nipples.

01:51What's wrong?

01:52Just wondering if I fall in the my nipples are okay range.

01:59I don't know.

02:01Well, Doc, today sparked my newfound nipple anxiety.

02:04Let's see if I can get any pictures of my nipples.

02:06Oh, my gosh.

02:07No, he's looking for pictures of his nipples on his phone.

02:11He has just ran the nipple pics.

02:12And every once in a while, I'll take a picture of me and Stella will be hanging out.

02:17And I won't, you know, I'll have my shirt off or whatever.

02:21There is websites that ask, you know, what is the average nipple size for men?

02:27So I guess other people want to know.

02:29God, you can't even see it.

02:30I'm so hairy.

02:30Oh, there's my nipple right there.

02:32What would you say?

02:33Pepperoni?

02:34Dinner plate?

02:35Saucer?

02:36Pepperoni?

02:36Pepperoni, yeah.

02:37I think you're in the pepperoni nipples.

02:39It sounds average.

02:40That's a nice little nipple right there.

02:41Oh, sweet Jesus.

02:42What's that boudoir shot?

02:44What is that boudoir shot he just showed us?

02:47His hand behind his head?

02:49It's me and baby Stella.

02:50That's baby Stella.

02:51Oh, I didn't even see Stella in it.

02:52Yeah, no, that's me and baby Stella.

02:55Lisa, you okay?

02:56You like that?

02:57Lisa, you all right?

02:58Yeah, I don't know.

02:59Hold on, let me zoom in on.

03:00You probably shouldn't be showing people your nipple pictures.

03:03I would zoom right in on.

03:04You probably should just keep that to yourself.

03:06We've all seen just nipples.

03:07Yeah, it seems like an average-sized nipple.

03:09It seems larger than Robin Ficks.

03:13And Andy looks like he's going to be sick.

03:15I don't know where to go with this.

03:18Andy didn't expect to see my nipples today.

03:20He doesn't know where to go.

03:22There's another shot of me and her.

03:24More nipple.

03:25Jesus, Chuck.

03:26How many nipple shots do you have on your toes?

03:29I told you I knew I'd have some nipple shots myself.

03:32You got some nice nips there, Chuck.

03:34You're welcome.

03:36I think we've seen James' nipples a lot.

03:38Oh, James, his nipples are right there.

03:40Yeah, mine are always on display.

03:41We get to look at those all the time.

03:44James has got great nipples.

03:45I've said it for a long time.

03:46They're average.

03:47Andy, what about you?

03:49Do you have good nipples?

03:49Do you ever have any weirdness?

03:51All right, well, it's good.

03:52All right, Lisa, let's rate your nipples now.

03:55We're talking about men's nipples, not women's nipples.

03:59We're talking men's.

04:00Would you say pancake?

04:02Okay.

04:03Okay.

04:06Too far.

04:07$12 pancakes right there.

04:08No, no.

04:09Too small for that.

04:10No.

04:11Too small to be pancakes.

04:13Lisa, do you have any pictures of your nipples on your phone?

04:15No, I don't, Chuck.

04:16Not like you.

04:17You have so many.

04:19He has a file, I think.

04:21You got a nipple file?

04:22No, it was just a...

04:23Sure, it was file.

04:24I have like 300 photos of my nipple.

04:28Wouldn't that be funny?

04:29Like the true.

04:30Cannes Film Festival Tribeca.

04:32I'm really worried about the size of my nipples.

04:36You guys wouldn't mind taking a look.

04:40The average size of a nipple falls somewhere between the size of a quarter and the size of

04:44a salami.

04:45You have nipple pics on your phone?

04:47I have thousands of nipple pics.

04:51Do you know Chuck had all these pictures of his nipple pics?

04:54You don't think you'll show them to us, do you?

04:58Here you go.

05:03Winner of the canvas, Bill Decel, the most terrifying film ever made.

05:08Chuck's nipples!

05:09It all started with Robin Dick's nipples.

05:12And it never stopped.

05:16They'll never be the same.

05:17Now he's just showing pic after pic of his nipples.

05:20James' nipples are everywhere.

05:23It's spreading!

05:24It's spreading!

05:28Cummings Play 2017.

05:32Nipples.

05:32I hear Dave's worried about his nipple size now.

05:35Chuck, put your shirt on!

05:39No!

05:42Nipples.

05:45Mine are the size of bees.

05:53I don't know, it sounds great to me.

05:55What a freak.

05:56All right.

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