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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who was busted looking into windows while pleasuring himself and tweaking his nipples. His last name is Kipple. So now, he's Kipple the Nipple Tweaker.

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00:00Have you tried this new Glow Motion flavor from 5-Hour Energy?
00:02Oh yeah, I had mine this morning. Now we wait.
00:05For what?
00:05My superpowers.
00:07Dude, it glows under UV light. It's not radioactive.
00:11I was hoping it would make me a little bigger, if you know what I mean.
00:14Jesus.
00:14All right, Gainesville, Florida police arrested Zachary Andrew Kipple.
00:32This nerdy pervert could not help peepin.
00:37No.
00:39The 24-year-old was seen by separate female victims watching them through windows.
00:44Oh.
00:45One victim, who saw him outside the gym at an apartment building, said she spotted him partially behind a pillar with his pants pulled down, genitals exposed, tweaking a nipple.
00:58Wow, he kicked it up.
01:01What are you giving a side eye for?
01:03A side eye for a nipple.
01:04Just a bold, masturbatory move.
01:07I mean, that is like a real bold move.
01:09Oh no, he did it.
01:14Oh, he did it.
01:15He's right there.
01:17Oh no.
01:17Look at this guy.
01:18Oh no.
01:19Looks like a nipple tweaker.
01:20He looks like he's doing it in that mugshot.
01:22Yeah.
01:23Like he always does it.
01:24He's always doing it.
01:25You can see his hand under his shirt right here.
01:27Who was the person?
01:28Remember we watched a video of the-
01:30It was that, uh, some scammer, some guy.
01:32It was like a contractor.
01:34Contractor.
01:34Yeah.
01:34Who was busted on the news and he was being taped without his knowledge.
01:38Yes.
01:38And he kept tweaking his nipples on camera.
01:41It's just what some people do, huh?
01:43Yeah, but he's doing it for sexual closure, right?
01:44Oh yeah, no, he loves it.
01:45Yeah, he really likes it.
01:47It's, to me though, like you're hiding behind a pillar, you're looking into like the gym
01:53window.
01:55His name's what?
01:58Zachary Kipple?
01:59Kipple.
01:59Yeah.
02:00Mine's with nipple.
02:01Oh yeah.
02:02He was probably called Kipple the nipple for his whole life.
02:06And then it rubs, so he starts, mm, mm, mm, Kipple the nipple.
02:11Oh, I should have never done that.
02:12My nipples are going to be hard all show.
02:13Oh, mine too.
02:14I should have never, I should have never pinched them.
02:17Mine are hard too, I apologize.
02:18Sorry about that.
02:18You guys got hard nipples over there?
02:20Yeah, yeah, you can't.
02:21See, highly entertaining.
02:22And disturbing.
02:24Trigger warning.
02:25Oh my God, they're hard.
02:26Yep, deeks.
02:29These guys are tweaking their nipples in here.
02:30Of course we are.
02:33It wouldn't be the first time we've done it.
02:35Oh, I'll put it.
02:37Look at my hard nipples.
02:39Watch Dave and Chuck tweak their nipples.
02:42YouTube.com slash Dave and Chuck.
02:45I could cut that bulletproof glass we have with these right now.
02:48Mine are incredibly hard too, but I think it's a little chilly too.
02:50Oh my God.
02:51They were activated.
02:53Lisa wasn't ready to look right into my eyes when I did it.
02:56I can't see because my monitor is in the way.
03:01Thank God.
03:01Thank God.
03:02Thank God.
03:02You don't need to see.
03:03I mean, I'll stand up.
03:05No, it's okay.
03:06No, it's okay.
03:07You could stay sitting.
03:08Yeah, thank you.
03:09Yeah, so Kipple the nipple tweaker.
03:11Yes.
03:11You know they called him nipples.
03:15Yeah.
03:15They did.
03:16They called him nipple.
03:17Hey, nipple tweaker.
03:19Shut up, guys.
03:21Kipple the nipple.
03:23And then he went home and he was like, oh, this does feel good.
03:27They probably gave him a lot of titty twisters.
03:29Oh, you're right.
03:30And they got all crossed up.
03:31That's it.
03:32Realized he liked it.
03:33Look, he's right there.
03:34He's doing it.
03:35He's definitely doing it.
03:35It's under the shirt.
03:36He's just going to town on his nipples.
03:38I think he's got the one hand going down.
03:40Yeah, one down and one up.
03:42Yeah.
03:42What a bold.
03:44I just think you're in public.
03:46You're concentrating usually on just the one thing.
03:50You can't multitask.
03:51He's going for everything.
03:53You know?
03:54He is.
03:54Going for it all.
03:56So, yeah, he was behind a pillar, pants down, genitals exposed, tweaking a nipple.
04:04She reported to police it was a tall white male with a slim build, dark hair,
04:08wearing the outfit you see.
04:10Another victim saw a man outside her bedroom window during the night,
04:13gave an almost exact description of the same suspect.
04:17She installed a camera.
04:19They've released a couple of the surveillance photos to the public.
04:23They were looking for help in identifying him.
04:25A witness called police and said, I spoke with that kibble nipple guy.
04:29Oh, yeah.
04:30Who admitted he was the person.
04:33There's only one person with this haircut nowadays, and it's him.
04:37It's him.
04:37Like, if you just drew his haircut, you could just take him right out of a line.
04:42Like, no one is like, you know what?
04:45Sweep it up halfway and then back down all the way to my eyebrow.
04:49No one's bringing that in to the nipple.
04:51You give me the nipple.
04:53Kibble nipple.
04:54Kibble nipple.
04:55He's a greasy nipple tweaking nerd.
04:57That's really what it is.
04:59Who's not going to get laid, so he's got to go out and tweaking jerk.
05:03He's not, right?
05:04No, he's not.
05:05No, no, no, no, he's not.
05:07After conducting a search at the residence, he was read as Miranda writes and was interviewed.
05:14During the interview, he was shown the photos from the surveillance cameras.
05:17He admitted looking in windows, admitted to masturbating numerous times.
05:21He's been charged with two counts of a first offense of voyeurism, two counts of indecent exposure.
05:25After the charges are misdemeanors, his bail was set at half a million dollars.
05:31Thank God.
05:32I mean, I just thank God all the time.
05:34Like, I'm just not into this stuff.
05:37Tweaking your nipples?
05:38Oh, well, no.
05:38I mean, let's not get too carried away.
05:40I'm like going outside.
05:43Stuff like, wow, you're a mess.
05:45You are a mess.
05:46You're into outside stuff.
05:48It's just, you're going to get caught.
05:50Yeah.
05:51Multitasking outside.
05:52Yeah.
05:52He wasn't ready.
05:54That's probably why he was distracted and didn't realize there was a camera.
05:57And then he looked right into it.
05:59Right into it.
06:00And it's like, you know him.
06:02You know that haircut.
06:03Oh, there's no mistaking it.
06:04Look, it's exactly the same.
06:05It's exactly the same.
06:07Every time.
06:07Every time.

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