00:01Monique!
00:01Oh yeah, Mikaela, baby!
00:03Hi!
00:04I like it.
00:05You're marching your way over here.
00:07I'm so excited to see you because this is coming along
00:10so very nicely.
00:11It's happening.
00:12Oh yeah, that's a real-life human in there.
00:14Can you see him?
00:15Definitely.
00:16I've eaten pizza three times in the past 24 hours.
00:19Oh, Dante, no.
00:20I know, this is like fourth meal and it's 11 a.m.
00:23Oh, my goodness.
00:26You can do it, right?
00:27Yeah.
00:27He's more marinara than he is, ma'am.
00:34Are there any upsides to this pregnancy thing?
00:36Yeah.
00:37You get seats on the subway.
00:38Yeah.
00:39Which is good.
00:39You can have ice cream for breakfast.
00:41Ooh.
00:42Which is fun.
00:43Awesome.
00:43That sounds amazing.
00:44Girl, maybe I should get pregnant.
00:46You know?
00:47You're pregnant?
00:49No.
00:50I said maybe I should get pregnant.
00:51Who's pregnant?
00:53You're pregnant.
00:54Do not waste your money on pregnancy genes.
00:56Just buy yourself a couple pair of leggings.
00:59Don't listen to her.
01:00Pregnancy genes saved my life.
01:02I'd still wear them if it was socially acceptable.
01:05That's pathetic.
01:06Do you know how pathetic that sounds?
01:07You're not still eating chicken liver these days, are you?
01:10Google it.
01:10Vitamin A can kill a fetus.
01:13Who eats chicken liver?
01:14Speaking of vitamin A, I hope you're not taking retinol.
01:16Please tell me you stopped using retinol in the first trimester.
01:19You're taking your prenatals, right?
01:21Prenatals aren't for everyone.
01:23My co-worker developed a severe allergy from them and now she can't go out and direct sunlight.
01:28I'll be honest, they gave me indigestion.
01:31Well, I took my prenatals on a full stomach and it really helped.
01:34Do you have any names picked out yet?
01:35You gotta choose a name with significance.
01:37It's more than a name, it's a legacy.
01:39Think about it.
01:40It's important.
01:40You can't just name your kid Wolf because you think it's cool.
01:43Wolves are key to the health of our environment, okay?
01:45They're more than just cool.
01:47Did you guys see that video about the wolves that saved the national park?
01:50Are you picking Wolfie up or am I?
01:52I am.
01:54Can I touch it?
01:55Your belly?
01:56I don't know you.
01:57Dang.
01:57Who's doing the circumcision?
01:58You're getting him a circumcision?
01:59Why wouldn't she get him a circumcision?
02:01I'm circumcised.
02:03It worked for me, it could work for your kid.
02:04I had a boyfriend in college who was uncircumcised.
02:07We had a ball.
02:08My college boyfriend was circumcised, the sex was incredible.
02:11Any choice is fine as long as you've done your research.
02:13There's a million reasons not to do it.
02:16And a million reasons to do it.
02:18I'm only 20 weeks pregnant, can you stop talking about my son's penis?
02:22I read this article that said your kid can get a boner at 25 weeks.
02:27In the womb.
02:28In fact, give me your email and I'll send you a link.
02:30Alright, these people are insane.
02:32This happens every day when you're pregnant.
02:34Really?
02:34Every day, yeah.
02:35Okay, well let's run far, far away.
02:37Yeah, let's get Fitzmeal.
02:38Let's go.
02:38Let's go.
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