00:02What are those?
00:04I don't know. She's so hot.
00:06It's hot girl food.
00:10Hi.
00:11I'll take a green herb detox.
00:14And the spirulina crisps.
00:17What are those?
00:18Is that what hot girls eat? Will they make me glow?
00:20I don't know.
00:22Right.
00:23Hot girls have secrets like magicians.
00:25They don't let anyone know.
00:26I'll take five. I love them.
00:30Jeez.
00:31What?
00:31That's a lot of chips, man.
00:32Chill.
00:33Can I borrow 20 bucks?
00:35Are you serious?
00:36I'll pay you back.
00:37How is your family so rich and you're so poor?
00:39I'm not broke or anything.
00:40I had my identity stolen, so I need to just borrow some cash.
00:43Can I get a vitality shot?
00:45Sure.
00:45Thanks.
00:46One vitality shot.
00:47I really like your nose ring.
00:48Thanks.
00:49I've got a nose for noses that can handle a nose ring.
00:52Most people can't nail it, but you're like nailing it.
00:56Just in case this is leading up to asking me out, I am a lesbian.
00:58No problem.
00:59I went to a liberal arts college.
01:00I've dated plenty of lesbians and...
01:02Wait.
01:03You're a lesbian?
01:04I am to guys under 5'10".
01:07Oh.
01:07Okay.
01:08We're being mean.
01:11You know, shaming a guy because he's short is like shaming a girl for being overweight.
01:14We do that here too.
01:15Well, it's wrong.
01:18Any chance you guys are hiring?
01:20No.
01:20Got it.
01:23Got it.
01:23Got it.
01:24Got it.
01:24Okay.
