00:00A woman gets on a bus and the bus driver says that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.
00:03Angry, she storms to the back of the bus and sits next to a man who is reading his newspaper.
00:07He notices the woman is visibly upset and asks her what's wrong.
00:10She says, that bus driver just insulted me and my family.
00:13So the man says, well that's just terrible, you go up there and give him a piece of your mind.
00:16Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.
00:32A waiter approaches the table, takes out his writing pad and says, can I take your order?
00:37The man says, I'm not sure what to order.
00:38The waiter says, how about the duck?
00:40The duck says, I'll have the lasagna.
00:41He says, I'm not sure what it is.
01:01He says, I'm not sure what to order.
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