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Criminally Insane, (also known as Crazy Fat Ethel), is a 1975 horror film written and directed by Nick Millard. Shot on location in San Francisco, it was followed by a 1987 sequel titled Criminally Insane 2. A remake, Crazy Fat Ethel, was released in 2016.

Storyline:
An obese woman recently released from an insane asylum kills anyone who attempts to get her to stop eating.

After her doctors declare her ready to return to society, Ethel leaves the psychiatric hospital and goes to live with her grandmother. When Grandma locks up the food supply out of fear for her granddaughter's health, Ethel doesn't like what grandma did. For her there is only one solution. Murder anyone who dares to stand in the way of her and food. Will anyone be able to stop her?

Credits:
Priscilla Alden as Ethel Janowski
Michael Flood as John
Jane Lambert as Mrs. Janowski, Ethel's Grandmother
Robert Copple
George Buck Flower as Detective Sergeant Earl McDonough
Gina Martine as Mrs. Kendley
Cliff McDonald as Dr. Gerard
Charles Egan as Drunk Man
Sonny La Rocca
Sandra Shotwell as Nurse
Lisa Farros as Rosalie Janowski
Transcript
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00:00:00The End
00:02:30Will Ethel be all right now, Doctor?
00:02:34Your granddaughter's case is a very strange one, Mrs. Janowski.
00:02:38Severe paranoid manifestations, long periods of depression, violent outbursts.
00:02:44Quite frankly, it's against my better judgment that she's being released.
00:02:47I see.
00:02:49I'm going to make weekly appointments for Ethel to have further electroshock treatments.
00:02:53I want you to make certain that she keeps them.
00:02:55Yes, I will.
00:02:56Mrs. James, will you set up four weekly appointments starting this Thursday for Ethel Janowski?
00:03:02Yes, Dr. Gerard.
00:03:05There's one other thing, Mrs. Janowski.
00:03:08Yes?
00:03:09Try to encourage her to do something about her weight.
00:03:11Those pounds put a massive strain on her heart.
00:03:21And Dr. Gerard said he'd help us at the unemployment office.
00:03:25I mean, he'll explain that you can't go back to work right away.
00:03:31Everything's going to be fine again.
00:03:33I know it will.
00:03:56I have a nice surprise for you.
00:04:00You'll see it as soon as we get home.
00:04:04Do you know who stayed at the house last week?
00:04:09Rosalie.
00:04:10She was all beat up.
00:04:12She said she didn't have any money for a room, so I let her stay.
00:04:17I finally had to tell her to leave.
00:04:19She brought men home with her.
00:04:21Different men every night.
00:04:41Good afternoon, Mrs. Janowski.
00:04:43Good afternoon, Mrs. Nedley.
00:04:45How's Ethel feeling?
00:04:47Fine.
00:04:48She's had a lovely rest.
00:04:49Can I help you, dear?
00:04:50Just what she needed.
00:04:52Well, I hope she's over those terrible rages.
00:04:55Yeah.
00:05:19Alright.ifications
00:05:20miss. Good afternoon,
00:05:20Missus. I'm sorry.
00:05:22Glad to go.
00:05:22I'm sorry. I'm
00:05:22sorry. I'll
00:05:23take my son.
00:05:23Good afternoon. Today's morning,
00:05:24I'm sorry. You heard a
00:05:24I'm sorry.
00:05:37I don't know.
00:05:54bake and fry. I'll just have some black coffee though. Person's never too old to
00:06:08watch her figure. Did you like your spread dear? Wilworth's had a sale Monday.
00:06:16It's a pretty color isn't it? I thought it'd be just the right touch for your
00:06:21homecoming. Did you know they tried to kill me? A goddamn Jew doctor gave them
00:06:29orders not to give me enough to eat. Two lousy boiled eggs and a piece of dry
00:06:33toast for breakfast. They were trying to save money and starve me while they were
00:06:38at it. Dr. Girard just wants you to lose a little weight. Why? What do I need to lose
00:06:43weight for? For your heart, Ethel. My heart's just fine as long as my stomach's
00:06:49not empty.
00:07:33The university and they always want to suckać a lot but let them assume they
00:07:37that have other frontieries. I think it canマシュck peat stop while
00:07:38How do you want to baixard nemesg it? By the way of the arts orούs
00:07:39What do you want to talk about? Tendambra and TV closed
00:07:41will bless you in night. He really doesn't go away and go away.
00:07:41Can you, you can survive in your life? Can Provide?
00:07:43Oh, look, Karen, that doesn't know.
00:08:03Good night, Granny.
00:08:35Good night, Granny.
00:09:04Good night, Granny.
00:09:32Good night, Granny.
00:09:58Asshole!
00:10:00What's the idea of locking up the food?
00:10:02We'll have no fresh meat or milk until you learn to curb your appetite.
00:10:07What?
00:10:08We'll eat three times a day and three times only.
00:10:12Everything we eat will come from this cabinet, and I will have the only key.
00:10:19When you learn not to stuff yourself, we can use the icebox again.
00:10:24Do you think I'm going to let you starve me?
00:10:26Do you realize how much you've been eating?
00:10:29It costs a fortune to be late.
00:10:31The unemployment checks aren't half enough.
00:10:33Give me the key.
00:10:35You keep this up and you're going to wind up right back in the hospital.
00:10:38I want to eat! Give me that key!
00:10:40Do you want me to phone Dr. Gerard?
00:10:43I'm going to fall.
00:10:46You and that he were trying to starve me to death!
00:10:49Well, you're not going to do it!
00:11:10I want that key!
00:11:14I want that key!
00:11:17I want that key!
00:11:21I want that key!
00:11:54I can't believe it, but I have no idea.
00:11:56I can't believe it.
00:11:57I can't believe it.
00:11:59I can't believe it.
00:12:01I'm not sure.
00:12:01I'm not sure if I'm going to believe it.
00:12:13I don't know.
00:13:59This is Ethel Janowski, and I want to place our order.
00:14:05Look, we've got to eat.
00:14:12Okay, okay.
00:14:13We'll pay for everything.
00:14:15The old bills, too.
00:14:17Just have the boy bring the groceries, and I'll pay for them, okay?
00:14:24Yeah, our regular weekly order, but give me four half gallons of ice cream instead of two.
00:15:41Caruso says I'm supposed to get $80 before I leave your order.
00:15:45Well, bring it in.
00:15:46Just set it down there.
00:15:50Well, Mr. Caruso says I've got to get the $80 first.
00:15:54I don't have $80. I've only got $4.50.
00:16:01You're a nut.
00:16:29I'll give you $50.
00:16:29I'll give you $100 for 30.
00:16:30I'll give you $50.
00:16:37$50.
00:16:37Let's go.
00:17:31Jesus, it's about time.
00:17:36I don't believe it, but I think you've gotten even fatter.
00:17:40What did they feed you in that nut house?
00:17:45Where's Grandma?
00:17:47She's not here, Rosalie.
00:17:49Where is she?
00:17:53She's gone to visit somebody.
00:17:56Well, I'll be staying here for a few days.
00:18:00What's this blood all over the floor?
00:18:05I cut myself on a broken bottle.
00:18:14I've been staying with Mama.
00:18:16She told me to tell you hello.
00:18:19She's still living with that Filipino near to Stockton.
00:18:23Anyway, I guess she's better off sleeping with that little brown man than being drunk all the time.
00:18:29How have you been, Ethel?
00:18:32Do they help you at all at that hospital?
00:18:35They don't help you in those places.
00:18:42I'm going to stay here a while, and I want you to do me a favor.
00:18:45All right.
00:18:49There's this guy that I don't want to see.
00:18:51His name's John.
00:18:53And if he comes here looking for me,
00:18:56tell him I don't ever want to see him again.
00:18:59Why not?
00:19:01Because he beat the shit out of me.
00:19:03That's why.
00:19:30Keep it down, huh?
00:19:32Okay, honey bunch.
00:19:42Who's that?
00:19:43The madam?
00:19:45Shut up, will you?
00:19:46Come on, we're going upstairs.
00:19:48I'm going to be with my...
00:19:52I'm going to be with my...
00:19:53Oh!
00:20:04I'm going to be with my...
00:20:10I'm going to be with my...
00:20:16I don't know.
00:20:43I don't know.
00:20:48Shit.
00:21:04Hello?
00:21:05This is Mrs. Woods from Dr. Gerard's office.
00:21:09Would you please hold on for a moment?
00:21:11Hello, Mrs. Janowski.
00:21:13Look, my grandmother doesn't want to talk to you.
00:21:16Ethel?
00:21:16I told her what you did to me.
00:21:18My grandmother doesn't want to talk to you!
00:21:20Oh, my grandmother doesn't want to talk to you.
00:21:23I don't want to talk to you.
00:21:24I'm sorry.
00:21:32I don't want to talk to you.
00:21:55Did you smell what's upstairs?
00:21:57Grandma must have shit all over her bed before she left.
00:22:01I didn't smell anything.
00:22:03Well, you wouldn't.
00:22:04You're too busy cooking or eating.
00:22:07Who was that man last night?
00:22:11Look, Ethel.
00:22:14I've got a lot of friends here, and I might be bringing them home.
00:22:18Know what I mean?
00:22:23I want to give you some money for letting me stay here.
00:22:25Thanks, Rosalie.
00:22:51Let's go.
00:23:12I want to go.
00:23:31That soil's no good, Ethel.
00:23:34What?
00:23:35I told your grandmother when she planted that flower bed.
00:23:39All she'd get would be weeds.
00:23:40Well, I'm not planting flowers.
00:23:43I gotta bury a dead cat.
00:23:47Well, why don't you put it out with the garbage?
00:23:50Because it stinks too much.
00:23:56That ground's too rocky.
00:23:58You won't be able to dig very deeply.
00:24:12Well, good luck.
00:24:26Oh, no.
00:24:29Oh, no.
00:24:31Oh, no.
00:24:41Oh, my God.
00:25:26Oh, my God.
00:25:41Oh, my God.
00:25:41Hiya, Rosalie.
00:25:42Get lost.
00:25:47I don't blame you for being angry with me, baby.
00:25:50Leave me alone, you dirty son of a bitch.
00:25:53Now, sweet.
00:25:54Could I just explain?
00:25:56Get me alone.
00:25:58Rosalie, I love you. So could I just explain?
00:26:01I'm not listening to you. Rosalie, that woman didn't mean a thing to me.
00:26:04I'm not listening to you. I'm not listening. I'm not listening. I'm not listening.
00:26:08Look, I told you that woman didn't mean a thing to me.
00:26:12I only went to L.A. with her for the money.
00:26:14So where's the money?
00:26:17Well, that's it. She didn't have any.
00:26:19She was just giving me a line, promising me she'd get me into films.
00:26:23That lying bitch.
00:26:29You know you're the only one I love.
00:26:32Bullshit.
00:26:36Look, I want some good loving, not some old bag.
00:26:40There's a knot hole in the back fence. Try that.
00:26:49Come on, Rosalie. You know that I love you.
00:26:51If you love me so much, how come you beat the hell out of me?
00:26:58Rosalie, I'm going to tell you the truth for once. Okay?
00:27:02You need a good beating every once in a while.
00:27:05All women do.
00:27:08And you especially.
00:27:11Okay?
00:27:11Have a good one.
00:27:47Good morning, Ethel.
00:27:49I've come to see your grandmother.
00:27:53Ethel, go get your grandmother.
00:28:13Mrs. Janowski?
00:28:30Ethel, where's your grandmother?
00:28:35Ethel, answer me.
00:28:38Ethel, answer me. I know that you're in there.
00:28:40I'm going away for the weekend and I want to talk to you and your grandmother before I go.
00:28:48Ethel, you've missed three electroshock treatments in a row and I want to know the reason for it.
00:28:53Ethel?
00:29:05Ethel?
00:29:25Ethel, is that you, Ethel?
00:29:28Ethel, is that you, Ethel?
00:29:33Ethel, how the men?
00:29:35Ethel, first.
00:29:40Ethel, which is this because it'sэтim?
00:29:41Ethel is here.
00:29:52Ethel, you're here.
00:29:55Ethel,
00:29:57It's not good at the end of this.
00:30:19Hi, sweet boo.
00:30:21Hi.
00:30:23How'd you sleep?
00:30:24Lousy.
00:30:35Lousy.
00:31:03Lousy.
00:31:34Lousy.
00:31:36Lousy.
00:31:40Lousy.
00:31:42Lousy.
00:31:47Lousy.
00:32:12Lousy.
00:32:13Lousy.
00:32:42Lousy.
00:32:58Lousy.
00:33:06Lousy.
00:33:07Lousy.
00:33:10Lousy.
00:33:19Lousy.
00:33:20Lousy.
00:33:22Lousy.
00:33:24Lousy.
00:33:26Lousy.
00:33:31Lousy.
00:33:33Lousy.
00:33:35You stupid whore!
00:33:46So beautiful.
00:34:11So beautiful.
00:34:23oh
00:34:33just about to move wonderful girl
00:34:57What's that, Slav?
00:35:04It's a nasal medicine the doctor prescribed.
00:35:07John and I both got sinuses.
00:35:10Oh.
00:35:14Oh.
00:35:33This sure is nice.
00:35:34And I do wish it could continue.
00:35:36But it's getting dark out now.
00:35:38You've got to get to work, lazy girl.
00:35:45If that's who I think it is, I might not have to go out tonight.
00:35:48You got a regular trick?
00:35:49Uh-huh.
00:36:01Evening.
00:36:01I'm with the police department, missing persons division.
00:36:06My name is McDonough.
00:36:08Maybe I better get my sister.
00:36:10This isn't my house.
00:36:11I'm just visiting.
00:36:13Ethel?
00:36:15Ethel?
00:36:17Ethel?
00:36:17Ethel?
00:36:21This is my sister.
00:36:22She's the one that lives here.
00:36:24Hello?
00:36:25I'm Detective Sergeant McDonough.
00:36:27I'm investigating the disappearance of Glen Dickey, the kid who works for Caruso's Market.
00:36:31Well, I don't know anything about that.
00:36:34Caruso says he never came back to the store after making a delivery to your house three days ago.
00:36:48All I know is, he brought me the food and I paid him.
00:36:51How much was that?
00:36:53What?
00:36:54How much did you pay him?
00:37:01$80, I think it was.
00:37:03Did the boy seem upset or act strangely?
00:37:06No.
00:37:08Which way did he go when he left?
00:37:09I didn't see.
00:37:13Well, he'll probably show up in an air zone.
00:37:16I expect he's having a fling with your $80 in Piawana.
00:37:20Yeah.
00:37:20I guess so.
00:37:23In any case, thanks for your time.
00:37:26Good night.
00:37:27Good night, Detective Sergeant.
00:37:31Good night.
00:37:40Ethel, what's that all about?
00:37:42Dummy, didn't you hear what the cops said?
00:37:44The kid went to Tijuana to get laid.
00:37:45I'm gonna watch Gunsmoke.
00:37:47Now, quit wasting valuable time.
00:37:50Okay, okay, I'm just curious.
00:37:52Besides, I gotta get a coat.
00:37:53It's cold outside.
00:37:55You don't need no coat.
00:37:56Shouldn't cover up that cute little rump of yours with that coat.
00:38:10Time's a waste, then.
00:38:24It's cold outside.
00:38:25Yeah, it's cold outside.
00:38:30I'm just curious.
00:38:30You know, I think I can get it.
00:38:30I would've taken it before.
00:38:31Yeah, but I didn't get any time back in it.
00:38:32Now we'll get you back in the car.
00:38:32Oh, my gosh.
00:38:32I got you back out of my car.
00:38:36Well I'm like, I'm scared.
00:38:37I'm so sorry.
00:38:39I'm so sorry.
00:38:39I was leaving a forest.
00:38:40I'm so sorry.
00:38:58Hey, what's that smell?
00:39:05I don't know.
00:39:07I smelled it the other day, too.
00:39:10In your granny's room.
00:39:15It smells like something dead.
00:39:19God almighty, there's something dead in there, all right?
00:39:25Blood.
00:39:26I'll go get Ethel.
00:39:28She must have a key.
00:39:33Ethel?
00:39:35Ethel?
00:39:39What is it, Rosalie?
00:39:42We've got to do something about that stink in Grandma's room.
00:39:45It's so strong, we can't sleep.
00:39:47I don't smell anything.
00:39:50Jesus, come over here, then.
00:40:03I don't know.
00:40:03Have you got a key?
00:40:04It's locked.
00:40:06Grandma's got the key.
00:40:08There must be a dead animal in there, a cat or something.
00:40:10I'm going to have to break it in.
00:40:14Don't do that.
00:40:15Well, we can't live here with a stink.
00:40:20Grandma will probably be back tomorrow, and we can go in without wrecking her door.
00:40:25Well, if she isn't, I'm going to break it in.
00:40:56I'm going to break it in.
00:41:24I'm going to break it in.
00:41:50I'm going to break it in.
00:42:26I'm going to break it in.
00:42:49I'm going to have to kill you both.
00:42:51No, Ethel.
00:43:07You shouldn't have tried to go into Grandma's room, Rosalie.
00:43:10No, Ethel, no.
00:43:12Not me, Ethel.
00:43:13Not me.
00:43:14Oh, don't hurt me.
00:43:16Please, Ethel.
00:43:17Please don't hurt me, Ethel.
00:43:19I don't hurt you.
00:43:21Oh.
00:43:29Oh.
00:43:35Oh.
00:43:37Oh.
00:43:46Oh, my God.
00:44:07Oh, my God.
00:44:41Oh, my God.
00:45:07These dancers are killing me.
00:45:20I'm going to have to do something about Grandma tomorrow.
00:45:25Spray a room or something.
00:45:27Aren't you glad I didn't put you in there with all that stink and everything?
00:45:41I'm going to leave you all in here, just like before.
00:45:44I won't disturb you.
00:45:46I know you want to be alone.
00:45:50Sometimes I could hear you.
00:45:54I know what you were doing with John, Rosalie.
00:46:23I know you want to be alone.
00:46:26I
00:52:05Hello, Ethel.
00:52:08Somebody forgot to close your front door.
00:52:12I'm sorry.
00:52:13I didn't mean to startle you.
00:52:15That's okay.
00:52:16You didn't startle me.
00:52:19I was just going to chop some firewood.
00:52:26I was just going to chop some firewood.
00:52:27I'd like to ask you a few more questions about Glenn Dickey's disappearance.
00:52:39I'll do the boy's mother's, but the boy's mother's, the boy's mother's, the boy's mother's, the boy's mother's, the boy's
00:52:39mother's, the boy's mother's overwrought, so I promised her that I'd go over all the ground that I'd covered one
00:52:43more time.
00:52:46At first, I thought the boy's .
00:53:13Think back. Did anybody see you give Glenn the $80?
00:53:20Yeah.
00:53:22There's this guy down in the street, and he had a gun.
00:53:25He had a gun in broad daylight, and you didn't call the police?
00:53:29Well, I didn't see the gun.
00:53:31But he had his hand in his pocket like it was a gun.
00:53:35I didn't see too clear.
00:53:37So you paid the boy.
00:53:40Then what happened?
00:53:42I paid him the $80.
00:53:44And then the guy followed him down the street.
00:53:46Which direction?
00:53:48To the right.
00:53:49In the direction of the store?
00:53:51Yes.
00:53:52Why didn't you mention all this to me the other night?
00:53:55I forgot.
00:53:58Describe the man that followed Glenn Dickey.
00:54:01He was colored.
00:54:03Short or tall?
00:54:06He was short, I think.
00:54:08What was he wearing?
00:54:10I don't remember.
00:54:12I want you to come downtown with me to see if you can identify the man you saw.
00:54:16Look, I told you I didn't see him too clear.
00:54:20Besides, I don't know anything about that kid disappearing.
00:54:23Well, I think you do, Ethel.
00:54:25That's not true.
00:54:28Well, all right.
00:54:29We'll leave it at that.
00:54:31For the time being, anyway.
00:54:39You know, it really would be a good idea if you kept that front door locked.
00:54:43Like I said, you've had trouble in this neighborhood before.
00:55:12You know, it's a good idea.
00:55:28You're still the worst.
00:55:30I was the first.
00:56:15You're still the worst.
00:56:16Hello.
00:56:19When's your grandmother coming back?
00:56:22Soon.
00:56:23Uh, next week, I guess.
00:57:00You're still the worst.
00:57:44You're still the worst.
00:57:44You're still the worst.
00:58:01Shit.
00:59:01Oh, my God.
00:59:15Oh, my God.
00:59:51Oh, my God.
01:00:00Oh, my God.
01:00:12Oh, my God.
01:00:25Oh, my God.
01:00:47Oh, my God.
01:01:20Oh, my God.
01:01:40Oh, my God.
01:01:44Oh, my God.
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