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00:00Morning friend. How are we? You've got that dog tired quite asleep feeling. Me too. I'm missing you. It's funny
00:16that. It's not like we could hang out is it but still knowing you were two doors down made it
00:23feel like we were cheersing over the devil juice.
00:28One for the road.
00:37It's me. Come here.
00:41I heard some voices. Oh that's just my mate on the ward. Tiana. She leaves the longest voice notes.
00:50I thought you'd still be sleeping. Oh well I woke up at four and then I couldn't drop back off
00:56again. Leave that. I'll do that.
01:00Oh. It feels funny. You sleeping down there on a blow up mattress and me hogging the bed.
01:10Well we don't want my snoring keeping you up do we?
01:13It's a new washing powder. Hmm?
01:18Well no it just it smells different. You must be able to notice it.
01:23I think you're imagining it. Well they did say didn't they? It might affect your sense of smell and stuff.
01:29No it's not in my head. It definitely smells different.
01:33Alright. Well you didn't have to take it out with Libby. She's been doing all the shopping.
01:36She's been amazing actually. Her and Amy stepping up.
01:43Right then. I'd better go and check on that rabble.
01:53Have you seen Sheila today? Yeah but I am thinking of cancelling it.
01:58I just don't feel right. I think Jack's got a point. We should tell mum.
02:02Not today. She needs to focus on her recovery. I hate lying.
02:07And what if Jack tells her himself? He won't. And we're not lying.
02:10We're keeping things simple while she's in treatment. It'll rile her up. You know it will.
02:16Oh. Hey Ma. Hey. Oh, Chels. What are you doing here?
02:20I just thought I'd pop in and see how you're doing this morning.
02:22What? Nearly time for school? Raymond's packed lunch needs doing.
02:26Oh we got that drilled. Amy does Monday, Wednesdays and Fridays and Ricky does.
02:30Does not do sandwiches. The boss is back here.
02:33Too late. Sounds like Raymond's a big fan of peanut butter and banana.
02:37I was gonna bring this up to you but since you're already down.
02:40And I am taking Raymond to school so you can just stay here, relax and...
02:45Oh. Oh yeah.
02:46Help yourself. Have you tried this yet?
02:48No.
02:51Well there's me thinking everyone's gonna fall apart without me.
02:55Right. Come on you.
02:56Yeah.
02:56See ya. Patchbox.
02:58Have a good day at school. Behave yourselves.
03:02Yeah.
03:04Alright Dad?
03:05Yeah. Just trying to get my head around the accounts you know.
03:08Yeah.
03:09Yeah it feels weird seeing you behind a desk.
03:10Heh.
03:11Right.
03:12You ready for the grand tour?
03:13Have you seen the gym before Dad?
03:15Yeah.
03:15But have you seen the gym knowing that one day this is all gonna be yours?
03:19Hmm?
03:20I mean it would make an epic party space to be fair.
03:24Mmm.
03:24You know I'm gonna be calling over Phil.
03:26But you're still gonna be the boss right?
03:28Yeah. Totally.
03:29And um, do you feel like...
03:33Up to it.
03:34Look I wanna be honest with you both.
03:36I'm taking my medication daily and I feel better than having ages.
03:41Good.
03:41So where's Mum?
03:43I'll be honest Dad.
03:44She still ain't forgiving you so just forget about it.
03:46Why? What did she say?
03:47Nothing.
03:49But we're called though right?
03:51I know forgiveness. It didn't take time but...
03:54You pair trainers might help.
03:55Oh yeah. I get in on that too.
03:57Oh right. Really?
03:58See you two. Roofless. You know that.
04:00Business zone innit so...
04:01Hello.
04:01Might as well innit.
04:02Phil said you were buying him.
04:04Er, yeah.
04:06Yeah, I'm just waiting for the contracts to go through but...
04:08I'll be around most of the day.
04:10Get my head around the accounts.
04:12You gonna be okay with that?
04:13Me being your boss?
04:14Yeah.
04:15As long as you think you're up to it.
04:17Just thinking of you mate.
04:19I'm all good.
04:21Good?
04:22Yeah.
04:24Street reports.
04:26Don't even say that.
04:29So!
04:30Have Mum's seen someone?
04:32Er, we haven't seen her with anyone.
04:35But...
04:35I mean she's always on her phone.
04:37And you've got no idea who no?
04:39She's got a type innit?
04:41Yeah himbos with muscles.
04:42Dad is probably not serious.
04:44If it was she would have introduced us to him right?
04:47Yeah.
04:49Yeah.
04:52So when are you getting the keys to the boxing den?
04:54I reckon we could have a lot of fun in there.
04:56Yeah.
04:57Are you still buying Sharon out?
05:00Um...
05:01No I don't know Priya.
05:02I don't really think it's the right time to be expanding my portfolio.
05:05Do you know what I mean?
05:06So who did buy it then?
05:09Are you joking?
05:10You stepped aside for Ravi?
05:11I just feel like he deserves another chance.
05:13Says the man sleeping with his ex.
05:15Look if he gets back on his feet Priya maybe there's a chance for the periard dinner.
05:18Sorry are you actually trying to play matchmaker now?
05:20Look you know how much I'm enjoying this Priya alright?
05:22I really am but it's a sell by date.
05:24When he goes off it's gonna be poison.
05:26For both of us.
05:26Right and you think if I get back with Ravi it's gonna work tie a nice little bow on things?
05:30I know you've still got feelings for him.
05:32Why do we have a joint wedding whilst we're out here?
05:34You and Cindy, me and Ravi?
05:35I just figured I said anything yeah.
05:37Do you know what I was feeling a bit frisky.
05:38But now you've turned me right off.
05:39Don't be right there please.
05:43Right I promise.
05:45I won't mention Ravi ever again.
05:47Oh so you do want me then?
05:49Yeah of course.
05:51Well you're gonna have to work for it.
05:53I can do that.
05:54You've got ten minutes.
05:55Maybe you can.
05:59Are you sure you don't want me to come with you?
06:02It's just a plea thing okay?
06:04I'm not sent this till next week.
06:05Honestly mum I...
06:06I hear you're pleading guilty.
06:08Will you?
06:08No it's a mistake.
06:10Yeah well it's a little bit of prison time eh?
06:12Can't be any worse than you flushing my head down the bog.
06:16Well don't scare Enfield will ya?
06:18Never said a word.
06:20Look you'll be fine.
06:21Hopefully it'll just be a suspended sentence anyway.
06:24Nothing's pleading guilty it won't.
06:26You don't think I should?
06:27Well I never said that but well you've got to be prepared.
06:32For what exactly?
06:34I'm sure you can use your imagination.
06:38Well look if it comes to that can...
06:42Can I say that I know you?
06:43It's been a long time since my name's meant anything inside but sir.
06:48Good luck.
06:53Ready to go?
07:09What do you want me to do?
07:14What do you want me to do?
07:22What do you want me to do?
07:23Go and talk to him and calm him down please.
07:25Cojo!
07:27Hey!
07:29You've got your hot date arriving soon yeah?
07:32I can't do it Harry.
07:34I can't think of anything to say.
07:36Right chill out.
07:36She's not here yet.
07:37You ain't got to say nothing.
07:39What if I can't think of anything when she's here?
07:41You will.
07:42I won't.
07:43Just start with you look very nice.
07:46What if she doesn't look very nice?
07:47Then you say it anyway.
07:49But that's lying.
07:51That's dating.
07:53Dating's lying.
07:54Sort of.
07:55Yeah I don't think that that is the best advice.
07:59You should just be yourself.
08:02Who else am I going to be?
08:04Yeah exactly.
08:05Right you're going to be fine.
08:08I've got to get to work.
08:08Alright thank you.
08:10Don't go please.
08:14Okay alright I could shut shop for a couple of hours.
08:18Okay so we're just going to sit here and we'll be your wing people.
08:23Wing people.
08:25Moral support.
08:27My mouth feels funny.
08:29It's dry.
08:30No no.
08:30Kojo.
08:31You are going to smash this.
08:33Okay?
08:33Smash what?
08:35We are being Kojo's wing people.
08:37Sounds fun.
08:38Join us.
08:39We've actually just come in for a quick drink and a break.
08:42Yeah alright fine.
08:43We've got to unload your stock from the van still.
08:45It's not going anywhere is it?
08:48Oh come on I'll get us some drinks.
08:50Have a wine with me Vinnie.
08:51Oh you monster.
08:52You know day drinking is literally my favourite thing.
08:54Okay well nobody told you to get pregnant today.
08:57And Kojo you can just relax.
09:00You've got this.
09:01And if you need anything I mean we're right here.
09:04Right here.
09:05And then she said I'll take my eggs in my room to enjoy with little Roger.
09:09And I said I'm sorry we don't allow dogs upstairs.
09:11And she said that is a very rude thing to say about my husband.
09:15Then I look on the booking form because I don't remember a Roger.
09:18Yeah.
09:19And his name is Steve.
09:20Isn't it Steve?
09:22So who is little Roger?
09:26Eww!
09:26Eww!
09:27Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww!
09:29Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww!
09:38Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww!
09:48Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww!
09:54Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww
09:58No, no, no, no. Mrs. Callaghan is here in the back with foils, and her nose is leaking like a
10:04tap.
10:04Yeah, to be fair, she's really gross.
10:07Oh, I'll tell you.
10:08But if anything, I can come over with the laptop later if you really want to crunch the numbers.
10:13Or you can work on something a bit more important, like my wedding.
10:19Oh!
10:20Because you're the maid of honour.
10:22What, you've set a date?
10:23Yeah, it's September the 7th.
10:26But that's soon.
10:27Yeah.
10:27So you can go home and start writing the speech, yeah?
10:30And no skimping, yeah?
10:32And don't forget to include my foray into stardom.
10:37Oh, but back end of a donkey in infants.
10:39Listen, I had the crowd in stitches, yeah?
10:43Star quality, no matter the role.
10:45Ooh!
10:48I'll see you later, yeah?
10:49Bye.
11:05Another round, yeah?
11:06It's mine.
11:07Same again.
11:08Oh.
11:08Yeah, you might as well get a bottle.
11:10Yeah, go on.
11:10OK, what time is she coming?
11:13One o'clock.
11:14It's 5.2.
11:15OK.
11:16Right, let's do tea.
11:16Tea?
11:17Yeah.
11:17Let me see, any bits of salad?
11:19Or bits?
11:20No, you're good.
11:21Are you coaching?
11:22Yes, hello.
11:24I was just showing my niece my teeth, just in case I had salad in them.
11:29She didn't want me to be embarrassed in front of you.
11:32My name is Katrina.
11:34This is Sophie, my chaperone from the dating agency.
11:38She'll just sit over there while we're on our date.
11:42Hello, Sophie.
11:45This is my niece Gina and her boyfriend Harry and their friends Penny and Vinny.
11:51Penny's pregnant.
11:52They're here to win me.
11:54Hello.
11:55Hi.
11:55Nice to meet you.
11:56Hiya.
11:58I think you've got lovely teeth.
12:02I think your teeth is very nice, too.
12:04Can I buy you a drink?
12:07Yes, please.
12:11Nurse here, let's see.
12:14Nurse Dreamy.
12:16I know you don't see it, but spin a bit and pretend he's not being bold.
12:20And really, he is quite a dish.
12:23Anyway, he's gone on holiday.
12:25So I'm left off salad with a hairy mole.
12:32Now, she's all right.
12:34Honestly, Dee, I just want to plug it.
12:40Denise?
12:46Hey, have I done something to upset her?
12:50Because if I had...
12:53Oh, you look, er...
12:54Rough.
12:55No, no, no, sorry.
12:56No, I didn't mean, um...
12:57Well, you probably would in all, if you'd been through a month of intensive chemo.
13:05Chemo?
13:07Denise, I had no idea.
13:10Oh, I thought everybody knew.
13:14I've got leukaemia.
13:20I've only just got back to the square.
13:22I mean...
13:23Yeah.
13:24Snap.
13:25Although I've only been away a month, it feels...
13:29about a lifetime.
13:31Yeah, another feeling.
13:34Is it bad?
13:35Oh, sorry.
13:36Obviously, it's bad.
13:38Well, according to Dr. AI,
13:40at 57,
13:4225% chance I'll make it.
13:48It's a good job you're only 35, then.
13:51Hey.
13:52Yeah.
13:54It's nice.
13:55No, don't.
13:57Please.
14:00You know, it's me thinking you're ignoring me.
14:04You weren't the centre of the universe.
14:06You learned that, didn't you?
14:07Yeah.
14:08I'm trying to remember that myself.
14:11So, what, are you feeling better, then?
14:14Yeah, I guess.
14:17I mean, I'm not planning on losing it in the pharmacy anytime soon, you know?
14:21It feels like I've been put back in my life, but...
14:26I mean, it's almost the same, but...
14:30Everything's just a little bit...
14:32off.
14:34It feels like that...
14:36that film, Truman Show.
14:38Yeah.
14:39And the worst part is...
14:41I thought, going away,
14:45when I came back, everything would have fallen apart,
14:48but, no, it just seems like everyone's been tickety-boo without me.
14:53Yeah, I know the feeling.
14:57See you soon, yeah?
14:59Yeah.
15:05Bye, babe.
15:08Um...
15:09What were you doing now?
15:13Breathing.
15:15And what did Eve want?
15:18Nothing.
15:23Look, I haven't forgotten about the hospital.
15:26I've just got to do a couple of calls to work,
15:28and then I'll take you.
15:29It's all right, I'll get a cab.
15:30Dee, I said I'll take you.
15:32No, I'll be fine, honestly.
15:33Thanks, babe.
15:35All right, well, listen, let me call Eve...
15:36I said no, Jack.
15:38I am perfectly capable...
15:42I'm perfectly capable of getting myself to an appointment
15:44without someone holding me hand.
15:47Yeah, I'll see you later, OK?
15:55All right, see you in a bit.
16:01Yes, Rav!
16:03Welcome back, Rav.
16:04I missed you, mate.
16:05Yeah.
16:07Cheers, man.
16:09Um...
16:09Hey, I've heard you've been getting yourself into a bit of trouble.
16:12Vicky.
16:12Oh, mate.
16:13Oh, no, no, no judgment.
16:15It's just, er...
16:16You know, I didn't think you'd mess back with another man's woman.
16:18That's what I've been blurring.
16:19Hmm.
16:20No judgment, yeah.
16:21Hmm.
16:23Yeah, it was stupid,
16:24but I'm the only one who's ended up with egg on his face.
16:27Oh, you liked it?
16:27Mm-hmm.
16:29Back from their honeymoon tomorrow.
16:31Can't say it don't hurt.
16:34You know, Priya seems to a moment.
16:36Well, she's single.
16:41Mate, it ain't me.
16:43Come on.
16:45Right, yeah, yeah.
16:46Mate.
16:47Sorry, sorry.
16:48It's just that, um...
16:50Look, have you seen her with anyone?
16:51No, of course I ain't.
16:52I know, I told you.
16:53You know that.
16:54But for the record...
16:57She...
16:58She did try it on me at the wedding.
17:01What?
17:02Yeah, look.
17:02I turned her down.
17:03She was drunk.
17:04She was upset about you.
17:05So don't get wound up.
17:06I just...
17:08I thought you were not.
17:11All right.
17:12Yeah, thanks.
17:13I appreciate that, yeah?
17:14Oh, and Sharon told me about you going in on this place.
17:18Congratulations, bruv.
17:20Yeah.
17:20No, sir.
17:20Bye.
17:30Everything all right?
17:32I've only reckoned she's lost an earring,
17:34so Muggin's over here,
17:35has to drop everything and come look for it.
17:38This one?
17:40Gonna tea leaf it, was ya?
17:41Oh, yeah.
17:42A single gold hoop would really work on me, wouldn't it?
17:45Yeah, thanks.
17:46Listen, Priya, um...
17:49Do you think Ravi's really up for managing this place?
17:51You know, mentally?
17:53How would I know?
17:54Look, he ain't my concern anymore.
17:59What are you doing here?
18:01Nothing.
18:02Mark's wearing me out.
18:08You and Priya?
18:11Mark, I'm talking to you.
18:12What?
18:13Don't play, Dom.
18:14I asked you a question.
18:15Do you want to step back, Graham?
18:16I asked you a question.
18:17You and Priya?
18:18Mm-hmm.
18:20No.
18:21I'm not seeing Priya.
18:23But even if I was,
18:24you do not come at me like that in here.
18:25Do you understand?
18:27Even if you were?
18:28What do you mean, even if you were?
18:30Mark!
18:31Where are you going?
18:31It's none of your business, Ravi?
18:38It's none of your business, Ravi.
18:39What's your favorite joke?
18:40Favorite joke?
18:41All right, I'll tell you one.
18:43Why did the chicken cross the road?
18:46They're talking, like, non-stop.
18:48And you're sure he isn't just telling her every number plate that he's had in a model car?
18:52No, no, no, no.
18:54She's speaking and he's listening.
18:56Oh, my God, oh, my God, she's laughing.
18:57I've told her a joke and she's laughing at it.
18:59Oh, I feel like a pile of dirt.
19:01OK, this comes for a touch, yeah?
19:03Good idea.
19:04Two exciting new ventures.
19:06To being able to drink in approximately two months' time.
19:09But then you'll be breastfeeding.
19:11Shh, don't ruin it.
19:12How about, um, to my best friend?
19:16Oh.
19:16No, seriously, I've never had a girl mate like you before.
19:20Same, babe.
19:22It's the end of an era, isn't it, now?
19:23Oh.
19:24No, it's just, I've moved out and everything's changing.
19:28Is this still a toast?
19:29No, we're still going to be mates, aren't we?
19:31We're still going to see each other.
19:32Yeah, but you're going to have this small dependent thing attached to you all the time,
19:36so you're not going to be able to come out,
19:37and you're just going to have these new mum friends,
19:39and all you're going to talk about is the colour of babyhood.
19:41OK, well, I'll leave that to Vinny, then.
19:42I'll be interested to be there.
19:44Yeah, me too, actually.
19:44What colour is that, Poe?
19:46Can't everything just stay the same?
19:49It's a bit late for that.
19:50Well, you just dumped Vinny.
19:52Oh, great.
19:53Oh, I'll chuck Harry.
19:54Sure.
19:55And what about the baby?
19:56I want adoption.
19:57Oh, okay.
19:59Yeah, no, I know.
20:03Well, to men, then.
20:05It ruin everything, it seems.
20:07Cheers.
20:08Cheers.
20:10Cheers.
20:10Cheers.
20:11Cheers.
20:18Oh, Ralph.
20:19I'm glad I caught you.
20:21I've bought some of this balm that my daughter's made me for Tiana.
20:24I thought you could give it to her.
20:26Oh, it's nothing, really.
20:27She just mentioned that she's got a little bit of dry skin, so...
20:33What?
20:34An infection.
20:35An infection.
20:36It came on suddenly.
20:38She, er...
20:40I'm sorry.
20:41She didn't make it.
20:45No.
20:45No.
20:46She...
20:47She left me a voice note this morning, and...
20:50No, I ain't listen to it.
20:54She's just through here.
20:56She...
20:56She must have said it last night, er...
20:58She woke up with a high temperature.
21:00We took her to intensive care, but, er...
21:05She said this job was just pushing trolleys.
21:09Oh, I'll see you next week.
21:11Take care of yourself.
21:17Would you like another drink?
21:20No, I have to go.
21:23That's OK.
21:24Would you like my number?
21:26Your number?
21:28My, er...
21:29Phone number?
21:30Oh.
21:31Does that mean you like me?
21:33Yes.
21:34I would like your number.
21:36This guy.
21:38He's better with women than I am.
21:40Well, what's that supposed to mean?
21:41Listen, you were the one just talking about dumping me earlier.
21:44Guys, erm...
21:45We're gonna...
21:46We're gonna shoot.
21:47No.
21:48Yeah, it's been lovely, but I do need to...
21:50Go on the sofa and put a pillow under my Joan Norma's belly.
21:53And we've got to do a banter on mode first, don't forget.
21:55Oh, yeah, I can do that.
21:57Really?
21:58Penny, you can trust me for your life.
22:00Just put the keys in my hands.
22:01Put the keys in my hands.
22:02G.
22:03The keys.
22:04They're coming.
22:05In my hands.
22:06Yes.
22:07Yes.
22:08Boo.
22:09No, Harry's gonna help me anyway.
22:10Like, aren't you, baby?
22:12Yeah.
22:14Okay, the, erm, the van's...
22:16It's the blue van, it's on the square.
22:17Okay?
22:18But promise me...
22:19Yep.
22:19Promise me that whatever happens,
22:22that we're just gonna have each other's backs,
22:24and...
22:25like, whatever happens.
22:27I promise.
22:30Okay, bye.
22:31Okay, hi!
22:32Hi!
22:41I've got her banter, but...
22:43Yeah!
22:43Oh!
22:45Yeah, you did!
22:46Yes, this calls for shots.
22:48Okay.
22:49Okay.
22:49On your behalf.
22:51Hey, see, I told you, I'm not that scary.
22:53Well done.
22:54Bye-bye.
23:01Mum!
23:03Dee!
23:11You're, erm...
23:13You're pushing the red in your head because of me, aren't you?
23:19In case I'm dead soon.
23:23Mum, wait.
23:35See you later.
23:38Hey!
23:39Ian!
23:41Ian!
23:43It's the plague hearing today, innit?
23:46Suppose you were lying for your teeth, yeah?
23:49Said you weren't guilty.
23:51Can you, erm...
23:53Can you tell Chelsea and Denise and everyone that...
23:57I pleaded Gilroy.
23:59Oh, yeah?
24:00Yeah, the, erm...
24:02Sentences week after next.
24:05Well, I hope they send you down.
24:12Are you okay, darling?
24:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:16Down fine.
24:19I was just thinking if the, er...
24:21If the weather stays like this, we should have a barbecue.
24:24Invite everyone.
24:26All family.
24:35Shall I put the telly on?
24:37Or we could play a game?
24:39Or just sit quietly?
24:41Just want to go to bed.
24:43Okay.
24:44But shall I get you something to drink?
24:46Or eat?
24:46A yoghurt, maybe?
25:04It's all there.
25:05Give me the case.
25:24Gina?
25:26Yeah, Harry.
25:29What are you doing?
25:31I am unloading Penny's van.
25:34No, come on.
25:34Let's get you on.
25:35No!
25:36No, because we've promised Penny.
25:38No, we'll do it in the morning.
25:40Vinny wants it done tonight.
25:41Yeah, well, Vinny's uptight.
25:44Vinny is uptight.
25:47Not like, like, a major red flag energy, but just like, it's an insulence.
25:54He's uptight.
25:56I'm glad you're not uptight.
25:58No, there was nothing uptight about me.
26:00No, I don't know.
26:02Oh, what are you doing?
26:04I'm taking you home.
26:06Oh, you're really sexy.
26:08Did you know that?
26:09Oh, no.
26:09Yeah.
26:10And I don't, I actually don't want to break up with you.
26:14Truth is,
26:17it's not being involved, do you?
26:21It's about as hell.
26:23It's worse than hell.
26:28We put it on the face, don't we?
26:30We try to be strong.
26:35Sometimes.
26:39Sometimes I just want to give up.
26:50It's over now.
26:51Oh, okay.
26:56Oh.
26:57Oh.
27:00Oh.
27:01Oh.
27:03Oh.
27:04Oh,
27:05Oh, oh.
27:15Libby?
27:19Mum?
27:21Who's that woman with Jordan? Look.
27:28Libby.
27:31Er, it's his great-nan.
27:35Is what?
27:38You mean Grey's Gran?
27:43BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
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