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00:00Morning friend. How are we? You've got that dog tired quite asleep feeling. Me too. I'm missing you. It's funny
00:16that. It's not like we could hang out is it but still knowing you were two doors down made it
00:23feel like we were cheersing over the devil juice.
00:28One for the road.
00:37It's me. Come here.
00:41I heard some voices. Oh that's just my mate on the ward. Tiana. She leaves the longest voice notes.
00:50I thought you'd still be sleeping. Oh well I woke up at four and then I couldn't drop back off
00:56again. Leave that. I'll do that.
01:00Oh. It feels funny. You sleeping down there on a blow up mattress and me hogging the bed.
01:10Well we don't want my snoring keeping you up do we?
01:13It's a new washing powder. Hmm?
01:18Well no it just it smells different. You must be able to notice it.
01:23I think you're imagining it. Well they did say didn't they? It might affect your sense of smell and stuff.
01:29No it's not in my head. It definitely smells different.
01:33Alright. Well you didn't have to take it out with Libby. She's been doing all the shopping.
01:36She's been amazing actually. Her and Amy stepping up.
01:43Right then. I'd better go and check on that rabble.
01:53Have you seen Sheila today? Yeah but I am thinking of cancelling it.
01:58I just don't feel right. I think Jack's got a point. We should tell mum.
02:02Not today. She needs to focus on her recovery. I hate lying.
02:07And what if Jack tells her himself? He won't. And we're not lying.
02:10We're keeping things simple while she's in treatment. It'll rile her up. You know it will.
02:16Oh. Hey Ma. Hey. Oh, Chels. What are you doing here?
02:20I just thought I'd pop in and see how you're doing this morning.
02:22What? Nearly time for school? Raymond's packed lunch needs doing.
02:26Oh we got that drilled. Amy does Monday, Wednesdays and Fridays and Ricky does.
02:30Does not do sandwiches. The boss is back here.
02:33Too late. Sounds like Raymond's a big fan of peanut butter and banana.
02:37I was gonna bring this up to you but since you're already down.
02:40And I am taking Raymond to school so you can just stay here, relax and...
02:45Oh. Oh yeah.
02:46Help yourself. Have you tried this yet?
02:48No.
02:51Well there's me thinking everyone's gonna fall apart without me.
02:55Right. Come on you.
02:56Yeah.
02:56See ya. Patchbox.
02:58Have a good day at school. Behave yourselves.
03:02Yeah.
03:04Alright Dad?
03:05Yeah. Just trying to get my head around the accounts you know.
03:08Yeah.
03:09Yeah it feels weird seeing you behind a desk.
03:10Heh.
03:11Right.
03:12You ready for the grand tour?
03:13Have you seen the gym before Dad?
03:15Yeah.
03:15But have you seen the gym knowing that one day this is all gonna be yours?
03:19Hmm?
03:20I mean it would make an epic party space to be fair.
03:24Mmm.
03:24You know I'm gonna be calling over Phil.
03:26But you're still gonna be the boss right?
03:28Yeah. Totally.
03:29And um, do you feel like...
03:33Up to it.
03:34Look I wanna be honest with you both.
03:36I'm taking my medication daily and I feel better than having ages.
03:41Good.
03:41So where's Mum?
03:43I'll be honest Dad.
03:44She still ain't forgiving you so just forget about it.
03:46Why? What did she say?
03:47Nothing.
03:49But we're called though right?
03:51I know forgiveness. It didn't take time but...
03:54You pair trainers might help.
03:55Oh yeah. I get in on that too.
03:57Oh right. Really?
03:58See you two. Roofless. You know that.
04:00Business zone innit so...
04:01Hello.
04:01Might as well innit.
04:02Phil said you were buying him.
04:04Er, yeah.
04:06Yeah, I'm just waiting for the contracts to go through but...
04:08I'll be around most of the day.
04:10Get my head around the accounts.
04:12You gonna be okay with that?
04:13Me being your boss?
04:14Yeah.
04:15As long as you think you're up to it.
04:17Just thinking of you mate.
04:19I'm all good.
04:21Good?
04:22Yeah.
04:24Street reports.
04:26Don't even say that.
04:29So!
04:30Have Mum's seen someone?
04:32Er, we haven't seen her with anyone.
04:35But...
04:35I mean she's always on her phone.
04:37And you've got no idea who no?
04:39She's got a type innit?
04:41Yeah himbos with muscles.
04:42Dad is probably not serious.
04:44If it was she would have introduced us to him right?
04:47Yeah.
04:49Yeah.
04:52So when are you getting the keys to the boxing den?
04:54I reckon we could have a lot of fun in there.
04:56Yeah.
04:57Are you still buying Sharon out?
05:00Um...
05:01No I don't know Priya.
05:02I don't really think it's the right time to be expanding my portfolio.
05:05Do you know what I mean?
05:06So who did buy it then?
05:09Are you joking?
05:10You stepped aside for Ravi?
05:11I just feel like he deserves another chance.
05:13Says the man sleeping with his ex.
05:15Look if he gets back on his feet Priya maybe there's a chance for the periard dinner.
05:18Sorry are you actually trying to play matchmaker now?
05:20Look you know how much I'm enjoying this Priya alright?
05:22I really am but it's a sell by date.
05:24When he goes off it's gonna be poison.
05:26For both of us.
05:26Right and you think if I get back with Ravi it's gonna work tie a nice little bow on things?
05:30I know you've still got feelings for him.
05:32Why do we have a joint wedding whilst we're out here?
05:34You and Cindy, me and Ravi?
05:35I just figured I said anything yeah.
05:37Do you know what I was feeling a bit frisky.
05:38But now you've turned me right off.
05:39Don't be right there please.
05:43Right I promise.
05:45I won't mention Ravi ever again.
05:47Oh so you do want me then?
05:49Yeah of course.
05:51Well you're gonna have to work for it.
05:53I can do that.
05:54You've got ten minutes.
05:55Maybe you can.
05:59Are you sure you don't want me to come with you?
06:02It's just a plea thing okay?
06:04I'm not sent this till next week.
06:05Honestly mum I...
06:06I hear you're pleading guilty.
06:08Will you?
06:08No it's a mistake.
06:10Yeah well it's a little bit of prison time eh?
06:12Can't be any worse than you flushing my head down the bog.
06:16Well don't scare Enfield will ya?
06:18Never said a word.
06:20Look you'll be fine.
06:21Hopefully it'll just be a suspended sentence anyway.
06:24Nothing's pleading guilty it won't.
06:26You don't think I should?
06:27Well I never said that but well you've got to be prepared.
06:32For what exactly?
06:34I'm sure you can use your imagination.
06:38Well look if it comes to that can...
06:42Can I say that I know you?
06:43It's been a long time since my name's meant anything inside but sir.
06:48Good luck.
06:53Ready to go?
07:09What do you want me to do?
07:14What do you want me to do?
07:22What do you want me to do?
07:23Go and talk to him and calm him down please.
07:25Cojo!
07:27Hey!
07:29You've got your hot date arriving soon yeah?
07:32I can't do it Harry.
07:34I can't think of anything to say.
07:36Right chill out.
07:36She's not here yet.
07:37You ain't got to say nothing.
07:39What if I can't think of anything when she's here?
07:41You will.
07:42I won't.
07:43Just start with you look very nice.
07:46What if she doesn't look very nice?
07:47Then you say it anyway.
07:49But that's lying.
07:51That's dating.
07:53Dating's lying.
07:54Sort of.
07:55Yeah I don't think that that is the best advice.
07:59You should just be yourself.
08:02Who else am I going to be?
08:04Yeah exactly.
08:05Right you're going to be fine.
08:08I've got to get to work.
08:08Alright thank you.
08:10Don't go please.
08:14Okay alright I could shut shop for a couple of hours.
08:18Okay so we're just going to sit here and we'll be your wing people.
08:23Wing people.
08:25Moral support.
08:27My mouth feels funny.
08:29It's dry.
08:30No no.
08:30Kojo.
08:31You are going to smash this.
08:33Okay?
08:33Smash what?
08:35We are being Kojo's wing people.
08:37Sounds fun.
08:38Join us.
08:39We've actually just come in for a quick drink and a break.
08:42Yeah alright fine.
08:43We've got to unload your stock from the van still.
08:45It's not going anywhere is it?
08:48Oh come on I'll get us some drinks.
08:50Have a wine with me Vinnie.
08:51Oh you monster.
08:52You know day drinking is literally my favourite thing.
08:54Okay well nobody told you to get pregnant today.
08:57And Kojo you can just relax.
09:00You've got this.
09:01And if you need anything I mean we're right here.
09:04Right here.
09:05And then she said I'll take my eggs in my room to enjoy with little Roger.
09:09And I said I'm sorry we don't allow dogs upstairs.
09:11And she said that is a very rude thing to say about my husband.
09:15Then I look on the booking form because I don't remember a Roger.
09:18Yeah.
09:19And his name is Steve.
09:20Isn't it Steve?
09:22So who is little Roger?
09:26Eww!
09:26Eww!
09:27Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww!
09:29What are the lines out the gutter?
09:30Eww!
09:31Steve what are you doing here?
09:33I don't want to work here don't I?
09:34Well checking up on us more like.
09:37Eww! Wow Denise!
09:38The scarf looks good on you.
09:39Eww! Eww!
09:40Yeah the chemo must be working.
09:41It looks really good.
09:43If you ever want to pop over for a cuppa
09:45I'm always around.
09:47I know it's rough.
09:48Eww!
09:49Right bye!
09:49Bye. See you. See you later.
09:51Bye.
09:53Now, you know you shouldn't be here.
09:55Oh, I'm fine. I just want to get across that paperwork.
09:58Oh, no, no, no, no.
09:59Um, Mrs. Callahan is here in the back with foils,
10:02and her nose is leaking like a tap.
10:04Yeah. To be fair, she's really gross.
10:07Ugh. I'll tell you.
10:08But if anything, I can come over with the laptop later
10:11if you really want to crunch the numbers.
10:13Or you can work on something a bit more important,
10:16like my wedding.
10:19Oh!
10:20Because you're the maid of honour.
10:22What, you've set a date?
10:23Yeah! It's September the 7th.
10:26But that's soon?
10:27Yeah. So you can go home and start writing the speech, yeah?
10:30And no skimping, yeah?
10:32And don't forget to include my foray into stardom.
10:37Oh, what, back end of a donkey in infants?
10:39Listen, I had the crowding stitches, yeah?
10:42Star quality, no matter the role.
10:45Ooh!
10:48I'll see you later, yeah?
10:49Bye!
11:05Another round, yeah?
11:06It's mine, same again.
11:08Oh.
11:08Yeah, you might as well get a bottle.
11:10Yeah, go on.
11:11OK.
11:11What time is she coming?
11:13One o'clock.
11:14It's five two.
11:15OK.
11:15Right, let's do tea.
11:16Tea?
11:17Yeah.
11:17Let me see, any bits of salad?
11:19Or bits?
11:20No, you're good.
11:21Are you Ko-Chang?
11:23Yes, hello.
11:24I was just showing my teeth, just in case I had salad in them.
11:29She didn't want me to be embarrassed in front of you.
11:32My name is Katrina.
11:34This is Sophie, my chaperone from the dating agency.
11:38She'll just sit over there while we're on our date.
11:42Hello, Sophie.
11:45This is my miss Gina and her boyfriend Harry and their friends Penny and Vinny.
11:51Penny's pregnant.
11:52They're here to wing me.
11:54Hello.
11:55Hi.
11:55Nice to meet you.
11:56Hiya.
11:56Hiya.
11:58I think you've got lovely teeth.
12:02I think your teeth is very nice too.
12:04Can I buy you a drink?
12:07Yes, please.
12:11News here, let's see.
12:14Nurse Dreamy.
12:16I know you don't see it, but sprint a bit and pretend he's not being bold and really he
12:21is quite a dish.
12:23Anyway, he's gone on holiday.
12:25So I'm left with Sally with a hairy mould.
12:32She's all right.
12:34Honestly, Dee, I just want to pluck it.
12:40Denise?
12:46Hey, have I done something to upset her?
12:50Cos if I had...
12:53Oh, you look rough.
12:55No, no, no.
12:56Sorry, no.
12:56I didn't mean...
12:57Well, you probably wouldn't all if you'd been through a month of intensive chemo.
13:05Chemo?
13:07Denise, I had no idea.
13:10No, I thought everybody knew.
13:14I've got leukaemia.
13:20I've only just got back to the square.
13:22I mean...
13:23Yeah.
13:24Snap.
13:25Although we've only been away a month, it feels about a lifetime.
13:32Yeah, another feeling.
13:34Is it bad?
13:35Oh, sorry.
13:36Obviously, it's bad.
13:38Well, according to Doctor AI, at 57, 25% chance I'll make it.
13:48It's a good job you're only 35, then.
13:51Hey.
13:54Denise.
13:55No, don't.
13:57Please.
14:00You know, it's me thinking you're ignoring me.
14:04You weren't the centre of the universe.
14:06You learned that, didn't you?
14:07Yeah.
14:08I'm trying to remember that myself.
14:11So, what, are you feeling better then?
14:14Yeah, I guess.
14:16I mean, I'm not planning on losing it in the pharmacy any time soon, you know?
14:21It feels like I've been put back in my life, but...
14:26And it's almost the same, but...
14:30Everything's just a little bit off.
14:34It feels like that film, Truman Show.
14:38Yeah.
14:39And the worst part is, I thought, going away, when I came back,
14:47everything would have fallen apart, but no.
14:48It just seems like everyone's been tickety-boo without me.
14:53Yeah, I know the feeling.
14:57See you soon, yeah?
14:58Mm.
14:59Yeah.
15:05Bye, babe.
15:07Um...
15:09What were you doing now?
15:13Breathing.
15:15And what did Eve want?
15:18Nothing.
15:23Look, I haven't forgotten about the hospital.
15:26I've just got to do a couple of calls to work,
15:28and then I'll take you.
15:29Oh, that's all right, I'll get a cab.
15:30Dee, I said I'll take you.
15:32No, I'll be fine, honestly.
15:35All right, well, listen, let me call Debbie.
15:37I said no, Jack.
15:38Jack, I am perfectly capable...
15:42I'm perfectly capable of getting myself to an appointment
15:45without someone holding me hand.
15:47Yeah, I'll see you later, okay?
15:55Right, see you later.
16:01Yes, Rav!
16:02Welcome back, Ralph.
16:04I missed you, mate.
16:05Yeah.
16:07Cheers, man.
16:09Um...
16:09Hey, I've heard you've been getting yourself into a bit of trouble.
16:12Vicky.
16:12Oh, mate.
16:13Oh, no, no.
16:14No judgement.
16:15It's just, er...
16:16You know, I didn't think you'd mess back with another man's woman.
16:18That's what I've been blurring.
16:19Mm.
16:20No judgement.
16:21Yeah.
16:23Yeah, it was stupid, but I'm the only one who's ended up with egg on his face.
16:27Oh, you liked it?
16:28Mm-hm.
16:29Back from their honeymoon tomorrow.
16:31Can't say it don't hurt.
16:32Look.
16:34You know, Priya's seen to the moment.
16:36Well, she was single.
16:41Mate, it ain't me.
16:45Right, yeah, yeah.
16:46Mate.
16:47Sorry, sorry.
16:48It's just that, um...
16:50Look, have you seen her with anyone?
16:51No, of course I ain't.
16:52And I told you.
16:53You know that.
16:54But for the record...
16:57She...
16:58She did try it on me at the wedding.
17:01What?
17:02Look.
17:02I turned her down.
17:03She was drunk.
17:04She was upset about you.
17:05So don't get wound up.
17:06I just...
17:08I thought you were not.
17:11Alright.
17:12Yeah, thanks.
17:13I appreciate that.
17:14Yeah?
17:14Oh, and Sharon told me about you going in on this place.
17:18Congratulations, bruv.
17:19Yeah.
17:20No, sir.
17:20Bye.
17:30Everything alright?
17:32I've only reckoned she's lost an earring, so Muggins over here has to drop everything and come look for it.
17:38This one.
17:40Gonna tea leaf it, was it?
17:41Oh, yeah.
17:42A single gold hoop would really work on me, wouldn't it?
17:45Yeah, thanks.
17:46Listen, Priya.
17:48Erm...
17:49Do you think Ravi's really up for managing this place?
17:51You know, mentally?
17:53How would I know?
17:54Look, he ain't my concern anymore.
17:59What are you doing there?
18:01Nothing.
18:02Mark's wearing me out.
18:08You and Priya?
18:11Mark.
18:12Talk to you.
18:12What?
18:13Don't play, Dom.
18:14I asked you a question.
18:16You and Priya?
18:18Mm-hmm.
18:20No.
18:21I'm not seeing Priya.
18:23But even if I was, you do not come at me like that in here.
18:25Do you understand?
18:27Even if you were?
18:28What do you mean, even if you were?
18:30Mark!
18:31Where are you going?
18:31It's none of your business, Ravi.
18:39What's your favorite joke?
18:40Favorite joke?
18:41All right, I'll tell you one.
18:43Why did the chicken cross the road?
18:46They're talking, like, non-stop.
18:48And you're sure he isn't just telling her every number plate that he's had in a model car?
18:52No, no, no, no.
18:54She's speaking and he's listening.
18:56Oh, my God, oh, my God, she's laughing.
18:57I've told her a joke and she's laughing at it.
18:59I feel like a proud dad.
19:01OK, this comes for a touch, yeah?
19:03Good idea.
19:04Two exciting new ventures.
19:06To being able to drink in approximately two months' time.
19:09But then you'll be breastfeeding.
19:11Shh, don't ruin it.
19:12How about, um, to my best friend?
19:16Aw.
19:16No, seriously, I've never had a girl mate like you before.
19:20Same, babe.
19:22It's the end of an era, isn't it, now?
19:23Oh.
19:24No, it's just...
19:25I've moved out and everything's changing and...
19:28Is this still a toast?
19:29No, we're still gonna be mates, aren't we?
19:31We're still gonna see each other.
19:32Yeah, but you're gonna have this small dependent thing attached to you all the time,
19:36so you're not gonna be able to come out,
19:37and you're just gonna have these new mum friends,
19:39and all you're gonna talk about is the colour of babyhood.
19:41OK, well, I'll leave that to Vinnie, then.
19:42I'll be interested to be there.
19:44Yeah, me too, actually.
19:44What colour is that, Poe?
19:47Can't everything just stay the same?
19:49It's a bit late for that.
19:50Well, you just dumped Vinnie.
19:52Oh, great.
19:53Oh, I'll chuck Harry.
19:54Sure.
19:55And what about the baby?
19:56I want adoption.
19:57Oh, hot.
19:58Okay.
19:59Yeah, no, I know.
20:03Well, to men, then.
20:05You ruin everything, it seems.
20:07Cheers.
20:08Cheers.
20:09Cheers.
20:10Cheers.
20:11Cheers.
20:18Oh, Ralph, I'm glad I caught you.
20:21I've bought some of this balm that my daughter's made me for Tiana.
20:24I thought you could give it to her.
20:26Oh, it's nothing, really.
20:27She just, er, mentioned that she's got a little bit of dry skin, so...
20:33What?
20:34An infection.
20:36It came on suddenly.
20:38She, er...
20:40I'm sorry, Keira.
20:41She didn't make it.
20:45No, no, she...
20:47She left me a voice note this morning, and...
20:50No, I ain't listen to it.
20:54She's just through air, she...
20:56She must have said it last night, er...
20:58She woke up with a high temperature.
21:00We took her to intensive care, but, er...
21:05She said this job was just pushing trolleys.
21:08Oh, I'll see you next week.
21:11Take care of yourself.
21:17Would you like another drink?
21:20No, I have to go.
21:23That's okay.
21:24Would you like my number?
21:26Your number?
21:27My, er...
21:29Phone number?
21:30Oh.
21:30Oh.
21:31Does that mean you like me?
21:33Yes.
21:34I would like your number.
21:36This guy...
21:38He's better with women than I am.
21:40Well, what's that supposed to mean?
21:42Listen, you were the one just talking about dumping me earlier.
21:44Guys, erm...
21:45We're gonna...
21:46We're gonna shoot.
21:47No!
21:48Yeah, it's been lovely, but I do need to...
21:50Go on the sofa and put a pillow under my Joan Norma's belly.
21:53And we've got your band to unload first, don't forget.
21:55Oh, yeah, I can do that.
21:57Really?
21:58Penny, you can trust me with your life.
22:00Just put the keys in my hands.
22:01Put the keys in my hands.
22:02Gee.
22:03The keys...
22:04They're coming.
22:05...in my hands.
22:06Yes.
22:07Yes.
22:08Boo.
22:09No, Harry's gonna help me anyway.
22:11Aren't you, baby?
22:12Yeah.
22:14OK, the, erm...
22:15The van's...
22:16It's the blue van.
22:16It's on the square.
22:17OK?
22:18But promise me...
22:19Promise me...
22:21That whatever happens...
22:22That we're just gonna have each other's backs.
22:24And...
22:25That whatever happens...
22:27I promise.
22:29OK, bye.
22:31OK, hi!
22:32Hi!
22:41I've got her phone number.
22:43Yeah!
22:43Oh!
22:45Yeah, you did!
22:46Yes!
22:46This calls for shots.
22:48OK.
22:49OK.
22:49On your behalf.
22:51Hey, see?
22:51I told you, I'm not that scary.
22:53Well done.
22:55Mum!
23:03Dee!
23:12You're, erm...
23:13You're pushing the red in your head because of me, aren't you?
23:19Face them dead soon.
23:21Yeah.
23:23Mum, wait!
23:35See you later.
23:38Oi!
23:39Ian!
23:41Ian!
23:43It's the plead hearing today, innit?
23:46Suppose you were lying for your teeth.
23:48Yeah?
23:49Said you weren't guilty.
23:51Can you, erm...
23:53Can you tell Chelsea and Denise and everyone that...
23:57I pleaded Gilry.
23:59Oh, yeah?
24:00Yeah, the, erm...
24:02Sentences week after next.
24:05Well, I hope they send you down.
24:12You OK, darling?
24:14Yeah.
24:15Yeah, yeah.
24:16Down fine.
24:19I was just thinking if the, er...
24:21The weather stays like this, we should have a barbecue.
24:24Invite everyone.
24:26All family.
24:35Shall I put the telly on?
24:37Or we could play a game?
24:39Or just sit quietly?
24:41Just wanna go to bed.
24:43OK.
24:44What, shall I get you something to drink?
24:46Or eat?
24:46A yoghurt, maybe?
25:04It's all there.
25:05Come with a kiss.
25:08It's all there.
25:24What, shall we call somebody?
25:25Ginna?
25:26Yeah, Harry.
25:30what are you doing i am i'm unloading penny's van no come on let's get you on no no because
25:36we've promised penny no we'll do it in the morning minnie wants it done tonight yeah well
25:42vinnie's up tired vinnie is not like like a major red flag energy but just like it's
25:51insulence he's uptight i'm glad you're not uptight there was nothing uptight about me no no
26:02oh what are you doing i'm taking you home oh you're really sexy did you know that
26:09yeah and i don't i actually don't want to break up with me truth is
26:17i'm feeling rough day it's about as hell it's it's worse than hell
26:28we put on the face don't we try to be strong
26:35sometimes
26:39sometimes i just want to give up
26:56oh
26:58oh
27:15Libby?
27:19Mum?
27:21Who's that woman with Jordan? Look.
27:28Libby?
27:31Er, it's his great-nan.
27:35His what?
27:38You mean Grey's gran?
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