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00:20what happened where am i oh we had a little bit of an argument and you fell and hit your
00:28head
00:28but you're fine i haven't left your side all night
00:33i want to go home
00:40where's the people
00:41b let me out
00:43oh they're all locked and you're not going anywhere until we sort this out
00:55come on
00:57you should have breakfast
01:10call you that breakfast
01:11i mean note to self if you ever go on the run don't ride out with phil
01:15it's just a little life i walk in here with a picnic
01:17that's it
01:18that's only in the kids this morning
01:21can't answer my phone
01:22yeah janet's fine we're always a bit worried last night so i gave him a beer and he chilled out
01:27what did honey have to say about that
01:29nothing because she was with you
01:31no she was she wanted to be with the kids
01:36i'm sure it's nothing to worry about i mean she probably just
01:38what
01:39i need to find her
01:41no no you go out there
01:42they're gonna nick it
01:43no i've had enough of this all right
01:45yeah okay well uh if you've got an app on your phone you can track her
01:54i'll find her
01:55you make sure will and janet are okay
01:57yeah
01:57yeah yeah don't tell them about any of this all right just
02:00tell you that honey's got a migraine and uh she's in bed
02:03okay
02:06this is brie isn't it i know it is
02:14why aren't you eating
02:15it's very nutritious that's what people who live to 104 eat for breakfast
02:21clinically proven by a woman i saw online
02:23brie what am i doing here
02:26i'm sorry it was all getting a bit intense
02:31i just needed a time out
02:34some thinking space you know to get away from it all
02:36like a sort of mini break you know
02:40it wasn't getting intense
02:42you smashed up our house it was covered in blood
02:45well to be fair it was more gravy than anything else
02:50haven't you ever done anything stupid in the moment
02:52you just sort of act without thinking and then you
02:55end up caught on that slippery slope
02:59skiing down a mountain on skis made of ice
03:05no
03:09look we could just stop all this now couldn't we
03:12why don't i give billy and the kids a call
03:15tell them my
03:15no
03:16no
03:17okay
03:20okay
03:25be you're my best friend
03:27just tell me why i'm here what you want
03:31i don't know why you're in a mood with me nicola
03:33what she had to do was walk across the square
03:35not a bodyguard
03:40hang on
03:47i found her phone screen's cracked right you call phil i'll call the police
03:55i don't know if you're getting any of these messages
03:57i just wanted you to know that i love you and i've got everyone out looking for you so you
04:05just stay strong for me yeah
04:11i've found the phone it's uh it's all smashed up anyway
04:16she's got it right
04:16all right all right
04:18where could she have taken her
04:19i don't know
04:22but phil i can't deal with this all right i need to speak to the police
04:25no no no no
04:26you go out there they're gonna nick you for murder and they've been waiting years to bang up her Mitchell
04:30all right
04:31so just sit tight i'll phone nicola and linda and they'll find her
04:34yeah don't worry that's a good idea
04:35all right they'll find her
04:42hi yeah yeah it's me again listen uh i'm with billy he's uh he's getting jumpy and
04:51billy billy
04:54what's going about mum
04:56nothing hey she's got a little headache
04:58you know what it's like when you don't feel well sometimes you just wanna lay in bed till you feel
05:02better than you are
05:03and listen that stuff with the police and the hats it's all a mistake yeah give it a couple days
05:07it will all be back to normal
05:08are you sure
05:09million percent promise you
05:11milk shakes really mate
05:12thank you
05:13that's for you
05:15listen
05:16if you fancy going and putting on a movie then i'll go and get some popcorn yeah
05:19you head back and settle i'll uh i'll follow you
05:28if you wanna leave a message i'll call you back
05:31phil
05:32you need to call me back
05:35i know you're all lying to me and now i'm lying to janet it ain't on
05:39i want answers
05:42i think that's a positive id on the suspect
05:46billy mitchell
05:47yep
05:48i'm arresting you on suspicion of murder
05:50yeah okay you got me
05:51how can you go out there and find my wife please
05:53i'm arresting you on suspicion of murder you have the right to remain silent
06:25this used to be my happy place
06:28i kept a key
06:30i've had it for years
06:32sometimes i come here just to spite him
06:35men always ruin things
06:38billy ruined our perfect friendship
06:44yeah i get it
06:46yeah i get it
06:49this is better isn't it
06:51you know you being honest
06:54an honest b is the person i want to be friends with
07:00you
07:02okay um
07:04honesty
07:05right
07:07here goes
07:08um
07:09do you remember that hush hush work i did for the government
07:14yeah
07:14well it was
07:16i actually
07:18was a traffic warden
07:22and
07:22becoming a viral sensation in korea for my colour therapy thing
07:27also a lie
07:29no actually that was
07:30true
07:32but they said i was a warm summer not a cool one
07:35gosh this feels really good to get it off my chest
07:39oh
07:41think how wonderful this could be
07:45us living together in the country i mean forage is the most beautiful village you know
07:51it really is
07:57yeah forage
07:59yeah sounds lovely
08:10you know billy it's gonna have called the police bee
08:17you're gonna be in so much trouble and
08:23tell you what
08:26why don't i send billy a text
08:28just to say that everything's okay
08:30hmm
08:30no no no
08:32no no no no no because they
08:34they wouldn't understand
08:36i feel like we just need to run away you know and never look back and look listen
08:40you can bring the kids we can get them new identities and fake passports
08:45oh no i think we're gonna pay for all of that
08:47oh
08:48well i guess we'll have to rob a bank
08:52no wait
08:54i've got it
08:56we could rob the minute mart
09:03what's like happening with your dad and all of that stuff
09:06i'm the last person to ask
09:08what they're keeping you in the dark
09:10i feel that
09:12well um
09:13we're all going around amy's later
09:15do you wanna come
09:16do you got it for a yard
09:17yeah
09:18yeah maybe
09:19yeah
09:19yeah
09:21yeah i'll uh
09:23yeah i'll call her
09:23all right
09:26what's happening
09:27don't even think about lines when you've got it
09:30um
09:31listen
09:32no panning or anything alright
09:34because we're gonna sort it
09:35that's uh
09:36we're all mans he's
09:38he's just handed himself in
09:43sookie gave you access to the business account
09:45yeah
09:46right
09:46so all you have to do is log in and transfer several k
09:50say
09:51say
09:51ten grand
09:53won't they be able to trace it
09:55just
09:55just do it
09:56stop fussing
09:57just do it
09:57okay
09:59this is our future honey
10:01you know
10:02our second life
10:02fresh start
10:03two single girls let loose on the world
10:06double trouble
10:07honey and bee
10:09oh
10:09sounds good
10:10doesn't it
10:11we could open a
10:12a bar
10:13a restaurant
10:14tea room
10:15tea room
10:16bee
10:17um
10:17sorry i just get a little bit nervous when
10:20transferring large amounts of money
10:22i
10:23um
10:23could you get me a glass of water please
10:25oh
10:26yeah
10:26sure thanks
10:29okay
10:39done
10:41oh
10:45the police ain't listening to me
10:47they think i did it
10:50traced her phone in south london apparently
10:52oh she'll chuck that in a bin somewhere to throw them off the scent
10:55i mean she's not stupid enough to kidnap someone and keep her phone on her
10:59she'll have got a burner phone
11:00yeah that's what i told them
11:02where could she have taken her
11:05oh
11:05oh
11:06when she was staying here at the b&b
11:08she kept going on about this
11:10holiday cottage
11:11you know for a girls trip
11:12it was
11:13somewhere in kent
11:15well i let them know but they ain't gonna do nothing hey
11:18i hate being stuck in here
11:20look richie's on her way mate all right
11:22yeah and honey's more resourceful than you think
11:23yeah i know she is
11:24it's bee
11:25i'm worried about
11:27don't worry all right we'll find her
11:28yeah that's a promise bill
11:31say your husband did murder someone
11:33holding a fake vigil would be a good way of convincing everyone
11:36he was innocent
11:38right
11:39mum
11:40what do you want about
11:41the murder on the square
11:43the
11:44the thing
11:45everyone is talking about
11:47oh they need me to sit in a cage all right
11:54did you transfer 10 grand from the business account
11:58no
11:58what are you talking about
12:00who else has got access to this account
12:03honey
12:05why
12:08sick of people lying to me
12:09if mum's up there i want to go and see her
12:11i told you she's got a migraine
12:12what so me old man's been nicked and she's up there with a flannel on her head
12:16well yeah pretty much
12:18i mean she had some painkillers and they knocked her out
12:22i ain't buying it
12:23everyone's lying to me i'm sick of people treating me like a kid doing my editing
12:26no
12:27it's not a good time actually
12:28i don't care whether it's a good time i need to see honey
12:30yeah join the club
12:35look you you can turn right around and go back out again
12:38yeah i will when i get my money
12:41honey's raided the minute mark account
12:43well there it is
12:45ten grand transfer with the reference forditch
12:48so what is that eh
12:49a solicitor for billy
12:51a solicitor for billy
12:51or some kind of dodgy criminal that's going to get him out of the country
12:55no
12:57it's a village
12:59it's in kent
13:06it's in kent
13:09it's in kent
13:12it's in kent
13:13it's in kent
13:24do you think after we've paid all the expenses and for the kids and everything there might be anything left
13:29for a camper van
13:30oh
13:33oh
13:34a tent
13:34a tent
13:47oh
13:48no
13:49no
13:50he must have rented it out
13:52they're going to ruin everything
13:54they're going to ruin everything
13:56they're going to ruin everything
13:58get out
13:58get out
13:59get out
14:02please just keep calm alright
14:05i can't
14:06i'm not like
14:07no
14:07what is it you thought
14:08i can't
14:10er
14:11what was the code again
14:14don't worry
14:14i've got it
14:15don't do anything stupid
14:18don't do anything stupid
14:21don't do anything stupid
14:31come Pippi
14:32um
14:33what would honey say
14:34what would honey do
14:36what would honey do
14:37come
14:38come
14:38come
14:38come
14:41come
14:42come
14:42come
14:42come
14:48Hi, I'm Hanni. Yes, my name's Hanni. Yes, and I get this all the time. You've booked
14:56Comfy Cozy Cottages for you, but this is Cozy Comfy Cottage for me.
15:08We followed the sat-nav. Yeah, and it always brings them here. But the place you want is actually two
15:17miles
15:17down the road. I've got the code for the lockbox. This must be the right place. Oh, we always use
15:30the same code round here. It's a cute little community thing. I've paid for this cottage and
15:37I'm staying in it. I live here, and you're not. Honey Blossom Cottage is that way.
16:07I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, honey. I had to. No. No! No! Honey!
16:28Do you really think she's smart enough to leave us a coded message? I mean, this is
16:31honey we're talking about. You know, she thought immunotherapy was a spa treatment.
16:34Sorry, why did we bring her? It's my money she stole. Maybe we should put some music on.
16:39Do you know what? You ain't shut up about that money since we left London.
16:41Have you two fallen out of it? No! I'm just stressed, all right? I think it'll help us relax.
16:46Don't touch that dial!
16:56Wait, wait, wait. Go on.
16:58You invited Will? Oh, yeah. He's done for a tough time. And he's kind of cute.
17:03Yeah, that's my cousin. Erm, I'm kidding. Hang on. I know he's my cousin. Wouldn't that make him your third
17:09cousin?
17:09Get the door please, Barn. Stop being such a nuke. All right.
17:15Would you say we're livening this thing up? I'll go on, then.
17:19You guys having wine? No one's driving, are they?
17:22Yeah, bought me one.
17:25God, it's just short, isn't it? Lightweight like you.
17:29Hey.
17:31Don't tell my dad. As if. He's spinning.
17:39Here you go, mate. Excuse me. All right.
17:44OK? Yeah.
17:50You think she's staying in some cottage round here?
17:52Yeah. She hijacked the place she was supposed to be staying in.
17:54You've seen her? About a mile down that way. Left off the main road.
17:59Oh, thank you so much. Thank you so much.
18:02Right, girls.
18:39What are we gonna do if we find this place? Smash the door down and drag Bea out by her
18:44head.
18:44I didn't sign up for that.
18:45Oh, God. Where's your wife? When you need her. At least she's not afraid to use her fists.
18:49OK, OK. What is this all about?
18:53Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop her!
19:00Honey! Honey! OK!
19:13And then the old man goes and gets arrested for murder.
19:16Oh, I hear that. I'm not my real dad, obviously.
19:20That's your joke.
19:21Yeah, that's our order, Amy.
19:25Oh, so it's like that, is it? It is.
19:28No way! No, don't stop!
19:30Hey, trying to concentrate. Where's my crisps?
19:32They're here, man. Relax.
19:34Where's my crisps?
19:35I need to sober up, mate. Can I have a packet of them?
19:38No!
19:39Amy.
19:39Even Tim.
19:41No, I don't think of him like that.
19:43Are you sure?
19:43Honestly?
19:44We're just mates.
19:46Yeah?
19:49Listen to this.
19:51A text from Phil, yeah?
19:53Classic.
19:54Dad's been released.
19:55Mum was kidnapped.
19:57Now safe.
19:59Thumbs up emoji.
20:00What?
20:06We will have a patrol car outside all night
20:09and we've got a team conducting a thorough search of the cottage.
20:12There's no sign of her.
20:13We have CCTV of her car leaving the area.
20:16We can see it's her at the wheel.
20:17Yeah, running for the hills, no doubt.
20:19Yeah, with my money.
20:21Suki, I'm so sorry. I really am.
20:23I just didn't know what else to do.
20:24You were amazing.
20:26We know you're tired.
20:27We'll come back for a full statement in the morning.
20:31Where is she?
20:33Honey!
20:33Billy!
20:34Billy!
20:35You're beautiful!
20:36All right, all right.
20:37Okay.
20:39It's all right.
20:40It's all right.
20:41It's all right.
20:41I got you.
20:43You're safe now.
20:46Okay, okay, okay.
20:48What?
20:49All right.
20:50All right.
20:50I've got an idea.
20:52Speech.
20:53I see Amy making it look like Will's been kidnapped.
20:57Yeah, that would be jokes.
20:58For real.
20:59I feel so sick.
21:00Bathroom now.
21:04Amy, you've only wrote.
21:06Why would I have any wrote?
21:08We tie up Will, take some photos and freaks my dad out.
21:13No, no, no.
21:13We ain't doing that, mate.
21:14No!
21:15I'm going to go home.
21:16See you later.
21:17Well, we can do it with someone else, maybe.
21:19I don't know.
21:20It was just because of the whole...
21:21No, we're not joking.
21:22It was only joking, by the way.
21:24Yeah, I know.
21:25I know.
21:26Thankfully invite.
21:27Yeah, it's all right.
21:29So, you're going to, like, kick off at Phil and that and tell them how you feel?
21:34I don't know.
21:35There's only looking out for me, I guess.
21:38I'm a little bit mad, but they're parents.
21:41You love them, right?
21:58Hi, Dad.
22:00Don't worry about calling me back or anything like that.
22:03Erm...
22:04I just...
22:06I don't know.
22:08It's my birthday on Friday.
22:12I miss you.
22:13That's all.
22:15Like, I really...
22:18Really miss you.
22:31Hey.
22:35Hey, come on.
22:38How you doing?
22:43You didn't see her, Billy.
22:47I tried anything, you know, to keep her calm.
22:52Huh?
22:54Shit.
22:55It's looking all right.
22:59It's all right, darling.
23:02It ain't gonna hurt us now, is she?
23:05Hmm?
23:09Now...
23:12How would it be if I was to make you a lovely cup of hot chocolate?
23:20Yeah.
23:21You like that, yeah?
23:23Yeah.
23:24Okay.
23:25Give me one minute.
23:26One minute.
23:43One minute.
23:45Two minutes.
23:45Two minutes.
23:45Two minutes.
23:57One minute.
24:00You make a sound, and I'll kill her.
24:03I will.
24:05It's okay.
24:08It's okay, yes.
24:09Yes, yes, yes.
24:10I don't like being lied to, honey.
24:13I don't like being played
24:17You're a bully just like Linda
24:21Manipulating people's feelings and emotions
24:24Just to get what you want
24:25Manipulating
24:26You faked your own death
24:29Yeah
24:30And faked messages from Billy
24:34And set up a dating profile
24:36And even tampered with the ladder
24:38Granted that didn't go according to plan
24:41Because that's how much you meant to me
24:44And that's how much I wanted to protect you from it
24:48Then go Naffy
24:49Yes you did
24:50You ruined our friendship
24:53Bea, that's not true
24:55Okay, that's unfair
24:57You're unhinged
24:59I'm not unhinged
25:03I'm just having a bad day
25:05I know
25:09I know you're having a terrible day
25:13And listen
25:14I know
25:16I know I'm not the smartest
25:18Smarty in the tube
25:22But I do know something about
25:23Friendships
25:25You know
25:28Best friendships
25:29Yeah
25:32True friendships
25:34They don't end like this Bea
25:36They don't end in murder
25:40Yes
25:41But he's not my friend
25:43You are
25:45Get off him
26:04Always blaming other people, yeah
26:06Playing the victim
26:09It's you
26:11You're the problem
26:12Yeah
26:13Do it
26:14Finish me
26:24Move out of the way
26:27Bea Pollard
26:28I'm arresting you
26:29By suspicion of kidnap
26:30And perverting the course of justice
26:33You do not have to say anything
26:34But it may harm your defence
26:36You do not have to say anything
26:41You do not have to say anything
26:43You do not have to say anything
26:49You do not have to say anything
26:52You do not have to say anything
26:55You do not have to say anything
26:56You do not have to say anything
26:57You do not have to say anything
26:57You do not have to say anything
26:57You do not have to say anything
27:00You do not have to say anything
27:01You do not have to say anything
27:31I don't know.
27:35You