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00:09Today's adventure is brought to you by the Favorite Character Awards!
00:14Stay tuned and find out who will claim the ultimate prize!
00:27Can you toss that back up here?
00:29Making good use of your parts, Gimmick, huh?
00:31Oh, shut up.
00:33What are you doing up there?
00:34I'm hiding from Cain. I think I overheard him talking to Bubble about an in-house adventure, and I'm not
00:41gonna be part of it.
00:43And you're just gonna hang out in a flower pot all day? Not like your room?
00:48Cain's been checking up on my room lately. When I don't answer, he just starts singing Daisy Bell in front
00:54of my door. It's creepy.
00:57Does he really do that?
00:58I don't know. Let's ask him.
01:00Hey, Cain!
01:01You f***ing a**hole!
01:03Yes, Jax?
01:04Look, it's Zubal!
01:06F*** you!
01:07Ah, there you are. Now I don't have to do the Snap Summon thing.
01:12And I'm glad I found you. We need even numbers, cause today's adventure is a TEAM adventure!
01:18Meet you guys up at the stage in, uh, let's say...
01:225.7 minutes!
01:25Great...
01:27You didn't even ask him about the singing thing.
01:30The what?
01:32Today's adventure is gonna be a bit of a short one, due to the favorite character awards!
01:37But it'll be a perfect opportunity to showcase your guys' strengths to the press!
01:43This is so heavy!
01:45That's right, Bubble!
01:46Seeing you all play Batball a few days ago really got me thinking!
01:50We should do our own sporting event!
01:52But with cool new sports invented by yours truly!
01:56Help me, Cain!
01:56Uh, we... could also just play softball normally, this time!
02:00Eh...
02:01In the Cain leagues, we have...
02:04The 400 meter vertical skedaddle!
02:06Bisection boogie egg ball!
02:08Lateral hijinks!
02:10Orange sport!
02:11Ball run!
02:12Walk ball!
02:13Run walk!
02:14And ball ball!
02:15These sports are surely going to...
02:17Uh, yeah, sorry, no.
02:18Not gonna be on a team with that one.
02:21Mwah!
02:21Zubal, why does all you do is complaining?
02:24I never know what you want!
02:25We had a whole suggestion box for that!
02:28Yeah, Zubal and I constantly say we like more chill and relaxing adventures.
02:33Did you really not like my softball one?
02:35I'm not big into sports, sorry.
02:38The suggestion box just causes interpersonal drama!
02:41And me no likey!
02:42Alright!
02:43You really wanna know what I want?
02:45Oh no!
02:46I want the ability to have s**ks!
02:49No way!
02:50Are we finally having this conversation?
03:04Oh, hi Zubal!
03:05Do you have any of that stupid sauce left?
03:08What were we talking about?
03:09Oh yeah!
03:10How teamwork is essential to making the dream work!
03:13Tell that to him!
03:14He's the one that f**ks everything all the time!
03:17You are in a mood today, aren't you?
03:19Now now!
03:19You know what they say about assuming!
03:21It makes an ass out of you and Ming!
03:25Ming?
03:26Did Kang just say ass?
03:29Hi, I'm Ming.
03:31And I really don't appreciate what your assumptions have done to my reputation.
03:37You made a whole guy for that?
03:39Whatever the case, it's evident now that there's quite a bit of tension between you all.
03:43So maybe what we actually need to do are trust exercises!
03:47I'm not falling into Jax's arms if that's what you mean.
03:50Don't worry!
03:51This will be a two-way trust exercise!
03:53Where you'll each have to trust each other to not betray the other person!
03:58This is a private room where nobody can see or hear you once inside!
04:03And this...
04:05Is a loaded gun!
04:07Oh boy.
04:07Character A will take the gun into the private room and empty it out of all its ammunition.
04:12Then come out and give it to character B.
04:15Character B will then take the gun and shoot themselves in the head!
04:19Trusting that character A emptied it in the private room!
04:22Character A will also have to trust that character B won't turn the gun on them!
04:27So everyone is incentivized to follow the rules and trust each other!
04:32Sounds a little...convoluted.
04:34CONVOLUTED!
04:35Anyway, Jax, why don't you start?
04:37But...him!
04:38Wait, what am I doing?
04:39I wasn't paying attention.
04:46Ah?
04:51Or, yeah, we could all just shoot each other.
04:54Here, have guns.
04:55I don't care anymore.
04:56Hoey!
04:57Wait, that's just it?
04:59Here's guns and have fun?
05:00I didn't say have fun.
05:02It's...just a little...aimless?
05:04Use the sights.
05:05Kane!
05:06Ugh!
05:06Fine!
05:07We're bringing teams back!
05:08Pair up in teams of two, you all get three lives, last team surviving is the winner!
05:13Happy?
05:15Um...not really.
05:16Well, that's not my problem right now!
05:18I have an awards show to plan, so you guys are gonna have to handle yourselves for a bit!
05:22You get five minutes to figure the teams out.
05:24Once that's up, it's a free-for-all!
05:30Come on, Sadie.
05:31You're coming with me.
05:33I'm actually gonna be on a team with Zubal!
05:36What?
05:37No, you're not.
05:37We've been together for every team adventure in the past.
05:40Guest times are changing, bunny boy.
05:46Hey, you wanna be on my team?
05:49Uh, oh!
05:50I-I'd love to!
05:51But, well, I really don't want Kinger to get stuck with Jax.
05:55Oh, yeah.
05:57Well, I-I could be on Kinger's team.
06:00He and I were together once, and it wasn't too bad.
06:05Uh...hmm...
06:07And...have...me?
06:09Oh, um...yeah, just forget I asked.
06:11I'll be on Jax's team.
06:14Wait!
06:21Like you said, probably good to keep Kinger and Jax separate.
06:25I can keep Jax in check, so don't worry about me.
06:30Uh, hey, Pomni?
06:34If...if you ever need to talk to somebody, or need help with anything, I'm here.
06:42Heh heh.
06:45No!
06:46You have a partner yet?
06:48Well, look who it is!
06:50You sure you can handle me in all my glory?
06:55Eh...I've been through worse.
06:57Hey, Zubal.
06:59Do you wanna hold onto this during today's game?
07:02Huh?
07:04I...don't really trust myself that much with it.
07:08And I also just...
07:10really wanna be able to fire a Tommy gun while laughing maniacally, and...
07:15I don't-I don't wanna break it before I get that chance.
07:19I'll keep it safe for you.
07:43Huh?
07:45We need to find the Tommy gun!
07:47Uh, wait!
07:48Kane!
07:48I-I'm missing life!
07:50There's no time!
07:52It'll be my pleasure murdering all of you!
07:55Have fun, guys!
07:57Ha!
07:57You're so lame!
08:12Ah-ha!
08:13You little devil!
08:15All right.
08:16Now I would bet our biggest concerns would be Jax and Zubal.
08:19They're the youngest, so they probably still have some youthful fighting spirit.
08:25Ugh...man...
08:25I'm still missing a heart.
08:27This isn't fair.
08:29Oh! I've got just the thing!
08:32Here, take this.
08:35Wait!
08:37What did you just do?
08:38What was that?
08:39It's a butterfly.
08:41It can restore your health.
08:43Did...
08:44Kane mention that?
08:45Oh!
08:46Nah.
08:47I made it up!
08:49Uh...
08:50What?
08:58So, who are you gonna kill first, Pom Pom?
09:00Uh, I don't know if I'll really be doing much of the killing.
09:05I'll just find guns for you, and you can do all the violence stuff.
09:09You like that, right?
09:11You know none of this is real, right?
09:14Uh...what do you mean?
09:15Like the...circus?
09:18The game today is literally to shoot each other.
09:21So what's the point in taking this moral high ground?
09:25Well...they're my friends. I don't really want to hurt them.
09:29All right. Let me be real here. Why do you care about that?
09:35Uh...about not hurting my friends?
09:38Look, I know what it's like.
09:40One day, you're somebody in the real world doing important things.
09:44And then the next, you're just a weird little cartoon...
09:48jester.
09:49You want to hold on to that part of you that still thinks it's part of that world.
09:53But in the end, what does it get you?
09:56Ragatha tries to be all nice and friendly, but she gets torn up every other adventure.
10:01Whether we like it or not, all we are now is a bunch of cartoon characters.
10:07So what's the point of pretending we're not?
10:11We're still people though, right?
10:13I thought we were at first, but as time goes on, we just end up falling into our archetypes.
10:19Become part of the machine.
10:21What's your archetype then? The villain?
10:24Listen, I had a key dynamic. I see how far I can push things, I screw with people, and I
10:30break the fourth wall.
10:32You want to know what?
10:33It's cause it's funny!
10:35I do everything cause it's funny!
10:37Cause I'm the funny one!
10:39The funny one?
10:41Yeah! Ragatha's the cheerful one, Gangle's the sad one, Kinger's the crazy one, Zubal's the grumpy one, and you are
10:49the one who hasn't figured that out yet.
10:51We all just became archetypes. I at least have the self-awareness to choose who I am.
10:58The funny one.
10:59So who do you want to be? No better chance than now to try something new!
11:03You want to go nuts? You want to finally work off those weeks of rage and anguish that have been
11:09building up inside you?
11:11I know you hate it here. Everyone does.
11:14But the silver lining is you can pretty much do whatever you want.
11:18Like look at the way you're aiming that gun. Too realistic. Just let loose.
11:33What the heck. Today, I'm just gonna be evil. How's that?
11:39Go for it.
11:41Yeah, yeah! Those other fools better watch their tales because they're going to face the wrath of Pomni the Evil!
11:50Whoa!
11:53Mwahahahaha!
11:55Pfft. It's... kinda cringe.
12:01Uh, are we really gonna be shooting each other with these?
12:05It's either shoot or get shi-
12:10Ragatha! There's a sniper around this corner.
12:13I think I got Kinger.
12:15Uh, are you sure we're safe up here?
12:17Whoa!
12:20Tactical roll!
12:24Come on, Ragatha!
12:29Looks like we've located the King and the Ragdoll.
12:32Uh, yeah.
12:33I mean... yeah! Let's get him!
12:37Uh, I don't even really know how to fire a gun. I don't know how much use I'd be in
12:42-
12:44Whoops, did I do that?
12:46You missed a spot!
12:48Ha! You're so cool!
12:50Ragatha, take cover!
12:52Huh?
12:54I'll take rags. You go, Kinger.
12:56Righty-o, evil bro!
12:58I need a gun! Need a gun! Need a gun! Need a gun!
13:00You-
13:01Ha!
13:05Come on, man.
13:13Kinger?
13:14Really use another one of those butterflies!
13:17Howdy-howdy!
13:18I-I-I know exactly what you're doing with Pomni! It'll never work!
13:24Huh?
13:25You know, getting close with Pomni. To corrupt her?
13:30Kinger!
13:31Wait, no! No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!
13:38Oh, wow. I didn't actually think that'd work.
13:41Ugh!
13:49Huh?
13:51Oh.
13:54I lost Kinger.
13:55But I got him down to one life.
13:57I lost a life, but I got us down to one Kinger.
14:00How'd you let her take a life off you?
14:03I don't really know.
14:10Hey, I found this AK thing. If we can't find the Tommy gun, will this work?
14:16Uh... yeah.
14:19Do you... think...
14:22Jax... is gonna be mad that I didn't team up with him?
14:26I wouldn't worry about him right now. It's all just a game in the end.
14:30It's Jax, though.
14:32He probably wants revenge.
14:34And he's gonna make it painful, and...
14:37Hey. You deserve better than thinking about him when he's not even here.
14:41You're a human. You're not his toy.
14:44Why?
14:47It sometimes doesn't... feel that way.
14:57These Avatar gimmicks, huh? Makes you wonder why no one else got them.
15:02I just wish that...
15:07How are you supposed to like the part of yourself that just...
15:11Makes you worse than everyone else.
15:17Cause... it exists.
15:23It's a part of you that's real.
15:25And the only you that you should care about is the real you.
15:32You have to choose to love yourself.
15:35Even if it doesn't make sense.
15:38It's not natural. It's intentional.
15:43Have... you ever had to make that choice?
15:47Huh?
15:48Sorry. I mean...
15:51Of course not. You're... Zubal.
15:53Heh.
16:02Whatever happens. I've got your back if you've got mine.
16:06Yeah.
16:07Now let's go kill Pomni and Jax.
16:11Alright. Here's one.
16:13What's with the corn thing?
16:15What corn thing?
16:17Why are you afraid of corn?
16:19And don't say that you're not.
16:20You literally jumped out of your seat twice when you saw something.
16:23Heh. Not gonna let me out of this one.
16:26Well... I don't know. It's got a bunch of little pods on it.
16:30Looks kinda like an egg sack or something. It's gross. Makes my skin crawl.
16:35Interesting.
16:36Do you have like a type of...
16:39Trypophobia?
16:40What's that?
16:40The fear of lots of little holes.
16:44Okay. How about...
16:46Pomegranates.
16:47I'm learning a lot about you today.
16:51Let's not forget we're here to kill people.
16:53We still need to find out where NUTZO went before we can rest easy.
16:59I'm right behind you, aren't I?
17:18There he is.
17:20Whoops. Sorry.
17:32I hope you guys are ready for my ricochet supermove!
17:42Oh, here's the light.
17:45Huh.
17:47High five!
17:48Yeah!
17:50Ah, what a game!
17:52Who knew Pomli could be such a sharpshooter?
17:55These adventures, huh?
17:59And look, even though we lost, at least we gave it our all, right?
18:08Um, you feeling all right?
18:14Are you upset that we lost?
18:19Are you upset about something else?
18:26You want to talk about it?
18:31I think I might have failed Pomli.
18:39Just like I failed Jax.
18:42They try too hard to get on their good side, and then I just end up pushing them away.
18:48And then they end up hating me.
18:50Well, I don't think anyone in here hates you.
18:53Jax does!
18:55Gengel and Subal don't ever talk to me, and Pomli probably won't after today either.
19:01She came to me wanting to be on my team.
19:04I said no.
19:07Why did I do that?
19:10Maybe you just needed a break.
19:12It sounds to me like you put a lot of pressure on yourself to be there for everyone, and when
19:17you're not, you beat yourself up for it.
19:20You said you failed Pomli. Why do you feel that way?
19:26I don't know.
19:28I feel like every day we're drifting further apart, like she's seen through all my tricks and doesn't trust me
19:34anymore.
19:35Before I know it, she'll be a different person. One who doesn't even want me around.
19:43The way I see it, relationships are two-sided, and sometimes it doesn't make sense to do all the heavy
19:52lifting when the other isn't in the mood.
19:54We all go through and deal with things differently, and sometimes you just need to let people do things their
20:00own way, as long as you're still there when they need you.
20:05Giving someone space should never be the same as giving up on them.
20:12I don't even know what I want.
20:16I just want everyone to be happy, and I don't want people to hate me.
20:23Do you hate yourself?
20:29I hated myself.
20:31I couldn't help but hate myself for the things I thought I was responsible for.
20:35I thought I'd lost everything.
20:39But then you showed up.
20:43And my outlook just...
20:46changed.
20:48There are always ways to show you care without ruining yourself over it.
20:54You need to look out for yourself in all this, too.
20:58I don't get it.
21:00So often nothing you say makes any sense, but then you have these moments where you...
21:05I don't know.
21:07How do you do that?
21:09I hope you've been around for so long.
21:11Heh.
21:12I guess I just have a resilient mind.
21:21Breathtaking! The committee's gonna love that!
21:26Are they still following us?
21:28Are you still following us?
21:31Yeah, we're still following you.
21:32Where else would we be?
21:34They're still following us!
21:36Alright, this is a long one.
21:38We're gonna have to run.
21:40Let's go!
21:41Ha!
21:51Oh, we got so unlucky with the drops here.
21:57It's time.
21:59Why'd you stop shooting?
22:01You out of ammo?
22:02Why'd you stop?
22:03You out of ammo?
22:04Pummy, got any ammo left?
22:06I have one in the cylinder and one sniper round, but no sniper rifle.
22:11Crap.
22:22Whoa!
22:23Good shot!
22:38Shit!
22:45You're just gonna hide in your room?
22:47Callard!
22:53Huh.
22:58Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer to...
23:03Are you seriously gonna start singing that?
23:07I'm half crazy
23:11All for the love of you
23:15It won't be a stylish marriage
23:20I can't afford a carriage
23:24But you'll look sweet
23:27Upon the seat of a bicycle
23:31Built for two
23:34Oh wait!
23:36I have a key to Zubal's room!
23:40Ah!
23:42Ah!
23:42Ah!
24:00I can get him!
24:01Wait!
24:02Trust me partner, I got this!
24:33And I'll get you back
24:34I'm gonna get you back
24:35Minus
24:35And I'm gonna get you on the side
24:39I'm gonna do a little bit
24:39That's actual bullshit!
24:41Ow!
24:47Well, sh**, man. Guess that's the end of that. See you on the flip side.
25:00What?
25:04We did it! We made such a good team!
25:13Well, to be fair, our competition wasn't anything crazy.
25:19Yeah, true.
25:22I suppose this is the part where one of us betrays the other.
25:29Huh? Oh, yeah, you can betray me.
25:32Oh, I just... I thought this was gonna be a mutual thing.
25:37No, no, go on, do it.
25:39I don't... really want to.
25:42Lame! Come on, I thought you were cool.
25:45We could just be winners... as a team.
25:49We're not a team, come on.
25:51What do you mean? Yes, we are.
25:53Delusional!
25:55Weren't we kind of bonding over being chaotic evil together?
25:59I was merely entertaining you because I thought it was funny.
26:03Now are you gonna shoot me or what?
26:05Did I do something wrong?
26:07You sound like Ragatha right now. No wonder we're not a team.
26:11No, I mean... we were doing fine. Having fun. Talking. But you suddenly just...
26:17You're not committing!
26:19Do it!
26:22If I shoot you right now, are we still gonna be friends afterwards?
26:25We were never friends.
26:27What about all that stuff you told me?
26:30Yeah, I did tell you a lot, didn't I? Not looking forward to thinking about that tomorrow.
26:35No, no, no, no! We're not doing this!
26:38You're not gonna look me in the eye and tell me nothing we've been doing together meant anything to you
26:43because I know that's not true!
26:46Are you coming on to me? Yeah, that's what everybody wants. A straight couple.
26:51Oh my God! Can you take this seriously? Can you take anything seriously?
26:55Dude, you're a cartoon clown. How am I supposed to take you seriously?
27:00I... you reached out to me. Not the other way around. You're just gonna pretend that didn't happen?
27:08You must be misremembering.
27:10Is this why you didn't show up to Kaufmo's funeral?
27:12I don't show up to any funerals!
27:14Yeah, I bet you don't. Because you're scared. You're scared, you'll actually show a human emotion.
27:20I'm scared I'll be bored to tears.
27:23Have you ever thought that this might be what causes people to abstract in the first place?
27:27Oh my God! Are you seriously gonna blame me for something that everybody else did too?
27:32You didn't even know him! You don't even know what people are like before they abstract!
27:37They are not pleasant to be around. Like at all!
27:42You...
27:46I'm... I'm sorry.
27:48I'm sure you are.
27:52Oh man! This is all sorts of embarrassing, huh?
27:56So, you gonna shoot me or what?
28:00What would you do if I abstracted tomorrow?
28:06I'd move on.
28:09And probably forget about you.
28:14Okay.
28:17Okay.
28:21I understand.
28:28Geez! You really can't take a joke, can you?
28:36You're not the funny one!
28:38Uh... I don't think that counts.
28:45Hey, what are you doing?
28:48Uh...
28:53Uh...
28:53Fight back!
28:54Are you crazy?
28:55I said fight back!
28:57Uh...
28:58Uh...
29:10Uh...
29:10No!
29:11Because I didn't fight back!
29:12That means I secretly care about you?
29:14I'm just a misunderstood little chicken fetus and an egg that needs to be cracked open!
29:19Well, I...
29:20Am...
29:21Not!
29:21I do not care about you or anyone else in this circus in the slightest!
29:26End of story!
29:28You are my playthings!
29:31And I get joy out of making you suffer!
29:35I'm the one who causes pain for fun!
29:39If I led you on, it was just to make this part hurt you more!
29:46F***!
29:49F***!
29:51F***!
29:52F***!
29:53F***!
29:53There's nothing more to me!
29:55So please, just stop looking!
30:00F***!
30:08F***!
30:10F***!
30:12F***!
30:13F***!
30:14F***!
30:15F***!
30:16F***!
30:18F***!
30:19F***!
30:19F***!
30:19Hey, I have something. I feel like a...
30:22You can speak first.
30:25Let's talk after the show.
30:27Yeah, sounds good.
30:49Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the Favourite Character Awards!
30:56Before anything starts, I'd like to thank the committee
31:00for examining our nominees and voting on our winners.
31:03We love you, Kate!
31:05Shut up.
31:06Okay.
31:07But what's an award show without honorable mentions in subcategories?
31:12That's right, it's bad!
31:14Unlike my show, the kids go.
31:37Oh, God, you look stupid.
31:46So...
31:47And the award for Biggest Sailor Mouth goes to...
31:53Zubel!
31:55Huh?
32:08All right, folks!
32:10It's now the moment you've all been waiting for!
32:13The award for Favourite Character!
32:17Bubble, give me a drumroll!
32:19And the award for Favourite Character!
32:23Goes to...
32:25By...
32:26It's me, everyone!
32:32Oh, wait.
32:34I misread that.
32:36It's me.
32:42You shouldn't have assumed you won the award.
32:45Now we both look foolish.
32:48JustĆ'
32:54I give you the gift of love to hear that.
32:54There's no song in the song in the Yon ź°ģ¬ķ©ėė¤.
33:04Now you should know about your love to see the it is.
33:05My love to see the Elsa Ost cliche in the pretty well.
33:07It's a new song that I do.
33:10Thanks for wishing for the first several years.
33:11Without the grown-up caretress.
33:11Thanks for feeling for it isn't asking that,
33:40All righty, now let's see how many of them voted for me.
33:49I'm not sure how many of them voted for me.
33:52I'm not sure how many of them voted for me.
33:52I'm not sure how many of them voted for me.
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