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00:15I can't hold it any longer sure you can we can't die from oxygen deprivation remember but it still
00:21feels like I'm gonna die try not thinking about it or you could toughen up I want to see what
00:26your funny cartoon body does take it easy oh take it easy that's you all right here I go all
00:37right
00:37we've entered the blue zone hey there's something new okay we're getting the red oh orange yellow
00:50green whoa look now she's turning blue she was already blue guess the hue shift just gets faster
01:00why am I the one doing this why not one of you guys because something different happens with each person
01:05for instance Kinger starts glowing Ragatha's hair noodles stick up Gangle's mask starts spinning and
01:12Zubal turns straight my limbs straighten up off what about you he refuses to show us because
01:18he's a coward I want to keep the mystery alive what do you the viewers think it is will you
01:26stop doing
01:26that why is everybody just standing around when there's adventure to be had today's adventure is
01:33the mystery of Milded Hall Manor that's right this big spooky mansion has been rumored to be filled to
01:40the brim with paranormal activity it's up to you to solve the house's deep mysteries and capture all
01:48the ghoulish ghost activity you can and for the first time ever you can where's Zubal I made this
01:58adventure really cool and mature just for them what the NPCs aren't gonna become self-aware in this
02:13one right how should I know I'm not the boss oh wait yes I am everybody into the fractal noise
02:20it's
02:20adventuring time oh this place is spooky I wonder how hard Kane's gonna go with the scare factor I hope
02:36this adventure doesn't end up being another horrible nightmare I'm not really a fan of horror and I
02:41don't really handle jump scares that well come on that wasn't even scary what you scared of the
02:49vacuum cleaner too hey be nice to her she's not a rough couple of days her and everyone else right
02:56gangle does anybody hear that why won't they go back in I remember my first wild take I don't know
03:18why they're not retracting though that didn't happen for me before you continue on your adventure you have
03:26the door on the left is the normal door rated wow for all ages the door on the right is
03:32the really
03:33scary door rated for mature Zubals only it's up to you to this why the jacks what I thought we
03:43were
03:43supposed to capture all the ghosts uh which door should we choose hmm not sure let's try this out
04:05oh that's the scary door Zubal come on out I just want to talk to you oh I know
04:17what could you have done that the whole time Zubal I just want to get to the bottom of why
04:23you keep
04:23skipping all my amazing adventures you could end up really hurting Bubbles feelings
04:30Bubbles feelings enough about Bubbles feelings how about your feelings
04:37so what's on your mind Zubal I would rather not that's hilarious go on no I mean I've already told
04:48you what my problem is you just never remember because never mind my mind is a beeswax polished
04:55coconut nothing ever escapes these cakes so what can I do to make my adventures more appealing to you
05:03see this is exactly what I'm talking about all you're thinking about is your adventures it has
05:08nothing to do with the adventures it's more just forget it you're probably not even listening
05:15Zubal look at this cool bee I drew
05:24where are we
05:33oh that's no
05:42I wonder what this thing is
05:48my name is Baron Theodore Mildenhall hunting has been a hobby of mine for as long as I can
05:54remember although one could say it eventually became more of an obsession the creature you see
06:00before you is one I've been pursuing for years not quite a man but not quite an animal something unholy
06:08something evil I took it upon myself to spend every waking moment doing all I could to protect my family
06:16from the creature hoping that when I'd eventually killed it I would be freed from this awful feeling
06:22this inescapable dread I was wrong
06:28you know I'm starting to think
06:34how about we try to find a way back up to the others
06:43okay cool that's great I love these adventures
06:49we could always write this thingy up
06:57it's locked it's locked of course it's locked I love that it's locked
07:10Tuesday December 4th although I had shot the creature multiple times in its vitals
07:15and severed its head to keep as a prize on my wall
07:18my troubles were just beginning I took my eyes off the body for what felt like only a minute
07:25when I looked back the body was gone the creature was not dead and it would be back
07:31to reclaim what I'd taken from it if anyone is listening to this all I ask of you is one
07:38thing
07:38do not let the head out of your sight you have been warned
07:43wow this is some rather inconvenient lore placement
07:46I got it
07:51and this is some rather inconvenient darkness
07:55what was that was that you
07:57no oh wait you mean me grabbing you right now yeah that was me
08:02is this your hand
08:03that's my eye
08:05yes but which eye
08:07I really don't think that meant will you stop touching my eye
08:10oh yeah sorry
08:13what happened
08:14I just remembered a really funny joke
08:17why did you scream then
08:19maybe it wasn't actually that funny
08:21oh my god
08:22I think we should hold on to each other
08:26and slowly make our way back into the trophy room
08:29sounds fine to me
08:38what was that
08:39what's what
08:42that
08:43it's probably just magnets
08:45or a boat
08:46a boat
08:48whatever the case
08:50I think we should be completely quiet
08:52I
08:53okay
08:54yeah I agree
08:55you know you're really hit and miss with these things sometimes
09:02wait
09:03there's a fly in here
09:06don't you think that's making a lot of noise
09:08oh god there is a fly
09:11and gotcha
09:12I think I got him
09:13I can't see my hands
09:22I'm sorry could you speak up
09:24I couldn't quite make that out
09:25leave the fly
09:27come on come on come on come on
09:31come on come on come on come on
09:32follow me
09:32I think this might be the creature from the tapes
09:35watch a fool
09:36come on come on come on come on come on come on come on
09:48you look beautiful honey
09:57Oh, yeah, prepare for takeoff, cause this boat is going up, huh, it's not up, it's not up at all,
10:10why are we going up, up, I do not use my adventures to torture my guests,
10:19any torment I inflict is 100% accidental, like any good war criminal, we weren't even talking about that, I
10:27really couldn't give less of a crap about the adventures, then what is your problem, Zubel, I'm trying my best
10:33to remember, but both you and my brain won't tell me,
10:39It's me, remember, I don't like myself, I hate this body, I hate all these stupid removable pieces, I just
10:50want to find something that feels good,
10:54Oh, yeah, now I remember why I couldn't remember, it's because that problem is already solved, simply swap out your
11:00undesirable Zubel parts for better ones,
11:03I've been trying to find parts I like since the day I got here, so back to the adventures, forget
11:10it, forget it, just forget it, forget what,
11:14Cain, nobody likes your stupid adventures, good one, Zubel, Ragatha's just too nice to say anything, Jax just likes to
11:23fuck with everybody,
11:25Gangle's too shy to speak up, Kingur's in sin, and Empomni, she looks traumatized every time she comes back from
11:33one,
11:34Oh, Zubel, Zubel, Zubel, making adventures is my art, it's all I exist to do, all I'm good at,
11:44and, uh, what you're saying could imply that I'm bad at the only thing I'm good at, and that,
11:49that, uh, that'd, be,
11:58Uh, whose therapy session is this again?
12:01Oh, yeah, we need to get to the bottom of your behavioral issues,
12:05I'm gonna show you some inkblots, and you're gonna say the first word that comes to your mind,
12:18Oh, God, where are we now?
12:21I'm not sure, a cellar of some kind
12:29Things have gotten far worse than I could ever have imagined,
12:32My paranoia had driven me to the point where I was no longer the protector my wife and theoretical children
12:39needed
12:40Jumping at every shadow, every noise,
12:43I ended up shooting the love of my life,
12:46Mistaking her for the creature
12:48It's ironic, isn't it?
12:51In my attempts to protect her,
12:54I ended up becoming the monster myself
12:57Now I wait down in my cellar,
13:00No longer having anything to protect but my own soul
13:04If nothing else,
13:06I will slay the beast that took everything from me
13:12How's about we take his gun?
13:14Yeah, sounds good to me
13:20Please don't come alive!
13:22Okay, I won't
13:30Looks like we've got two shots
13:32Let's make them count
13:34Uh, yeah
13:39Stay behind me
14:00Kinger?
14:01I-I think we may have a problem this way too!
14:04Just leave it to me
14:05I can handle this
14:15Well, that wasn't so bad
14:19Which is what I would be saying
14:21If I didn't know that the creature was actually one of God's angels
14:25What?
14:26And anyone who brings harm to it
14:28Will be dragged down into the cold, spiraling pits of hell
14:32Where my soul resides
14:34I apologize, dear listener
14:36But I need a living host in order to escape the hall of the damned
14:40And your bodies will be my only means of doing so
14:45Now wait
14:46How did he record this if he was in hell?
14:51Look out of me!
14:52I hope you're ready
14:53Because the next breath you take down there
14:56Will be your last
14:57And your bodies will belong to me
15:00Look out of me!
15:04I hate this stupid adventure!
15:14Mmm, good tea
15:16Sorry again about your husband killing you and everything
15:19Oh, you know how men are
15:21Always having the silliest priorities
15:25Don't I know it
15:28If your friends see him
15:29I only hope he doesn't bore them to death with his endless monologues
15:33That man could turn a 57-second story into a Greek tragedy
15:37I'll be sure to ask them next time I see him
15:39Thanks again for the tea
15:41I had a really nice time here
15:43Oh, don't mention it
15:45Feel free to visit any time
15:47Definitely!
15:53Congratulations, my little ironclad waffle cones!
15:56You've taken the pacifist route
15:59And you should be proud of what good people you are
16:02Unfortunately, we still need to wait
16:04Until your other teammates finish their adventure
16:06Before I can grant you permission to leave
16:08I wonder how long that'll be
16:13Not really typical of what you'd think hell would be
16:16We are literally in hell right now
16:20Hell!
16:22Of course I'd be in hell
16:24How can I not be in literal hell right now?
16:26Just
16:26Try to stay calm
16:28I'm sure Kane included a way to escape
16:36Hold on
16:43Let me try something
16:50Hey, there's actually a staircase down there
16:53It could be a way out
16:54Maybe it'll work for us since we still have our bodies
16:58Though I'm worried about what that tape said earlier
17:00I'm just gonna try going fast
17:02Wait!
17:03Pony!
17:12Pony!
17:26Pony!
17:31Pony!
17:31Hey!
17:32You're getting out of here, you damn evil soul!
17:36How's your wife, Kicker?
17:41hey you all right there no I'm guessing the souls are attracted to living things
17:50just want a vessel to be able to leave with man seven years of computer
17:57science for this huh why every day I spend here is one nightmare after the
18:05next he just wants me to suffer I really am in hell don't say that you're not in well I
18:17guess we are
18:17technically in forget about that how about we just relax for a bit while nothing's chasing us
18:34it was my fault we went down this path wasn't it I'm really sorry for that
18:43why have you been acting so different lately I have haven't I I'm normally not too good with memories
18:54but being surrounded by darkness always brings me back to a certain time right after my wife had
19:05abstracted I don't recall the exact string of events but we both ended up in the fort together
19:11and it was dark the darkness seemed to calm her down a bit the harsh jagged edges smoothed out and
19:20she didn't seem aggravated anymore she wasn't the same as before but she was calm enough to touch one
19:29last time before she got sent to the cellar I'm always taken back to that moment when engulfed in
19:38darkness you had a wife like here in the circus yeah she was funny creative really into entomology
19:48I used to hate bugs but she somehow got me to like them it's not the most cheerful memory but
19:57it's one I at least have control over
20:02I know how I can feel in this circus sometimes it all just feels pointless
20:14yeah but it's not not if you have people who care about you good memories can do a lot hold
20:24on to
20:24them and cherish the people around you you never know when they'll be gone
20:33in this world the worst thing you can do is make someone think they're not wanted or loved
20:42I'm glad you're here with me
20:54you know I've been thinking about that last tape he said the next breath you take down there
21:01will be your last maybe we can get through if we don't breathe I'm not very good at holding my
21:10breath
21:10well how about we try not thinking about it
21:22if we leave and we go back to the circus you're just gonna go back to being crazy
21:29you're not gonna remember any of this are you don't worry about me as long as you remember it
21:37things will be okay you're very strong on me and I know you'll be able to get through this
21:46just hold on to me we'll get through it together you're ready
22:27oh pomny kinger are you guys okay was it scary I'm fine actually
22:35what happened up here don't worry about that
22:39pomny was very brave at least I think she was were you something like that
22:49hey ragatha yeah I just want to say thanks for always being concerned about me
22:57I feel like through everything I haven't really been appreciative enough about that
23:02oh thank you pomny I just want to make sure you're doing all right
23:08you know we care about you
23:10did you remember to get my comedy mask
23:15and now I'm just starting to wonder if the wild west was even a real direction at all
23:23whoopsie daisy looks like everybody completed the adventure and they're coming home
23:27quick pretend we weren't having a therapy session
23:31okay welcome back my meowing milkmaids don't ever call us that again
23:41so what was it like being stuck with the nutcase it wasn't that bad actually
23:49okay
23:56yeah
23:57yeah
23:57yeah
23:58yeah
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