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00:10Welcome to the Amazing Digital Circus!
00:30Hello?
00:43No, no, no! Kate! Somebody help me! Please!
00:55No! No!
00:57Ha ha! Looks like our new friend's already abstracted!
01:01Well, I guess we're not all cut out for it.
01:04I don't even remember her name, honestly.
01:05I don't even remember her name.
01:35I'll let you get back to it if you are.
01:39There she is! Hope you're doing alright. I know yesterday was a bit of a doozy!
01:45A doozy...
01:46Oh, and don't worry about the whole abandoning me for the exit thing.
01:50It's perfectly understandable what you were going through at the time.
01:53And there's no hard feelings.
01:56You're all good.
01:59Huh.
02:01Uh, well, let's forget about all that.
02:04Kane's got a new adventure today, and judging by what he's been teasing, it seems like it's gonna be a
02:09fun one.
02:11Today's adventure is...
02:13Candy Carrier Chaos!
02:15That's right!
02:16The Candy Canyon Kingdom's been robbed of their most valuable resource,
02:21Maple Syrup!
02:23It's up to you to bring the rotten bandits who stole it to sweet, buttery justice!
02:28An entire kingdom of candy? Sounds... sticky!
02:31Very sticky indeed!
02:34Sounds...
02:39Bubble, you can't say that.
02:41Mmm... nope.
02:43Silverweight!
02:43I'm testing out a new AI in this one!
02:45It should be 57 times more immersive!
02:48Ooh, a new AI!
02:49You don't wanna mess with the new AI, Zooby?
02:51Uh, yeah... no.
02:57Well, sounds fun!
02:58What do you think, Pomni?
03:01So...
03:01Our entire existence here is just...
03:05LARPing?
03:07L-well...
03:08Why are you all just standing there?!
03:09The-the-the Canyon-Candy Canyon Kingdom needs you now!
03:19No thanks, I'm trying to quit.
03:33The-the Canyon Canyon-Candy Canyon is under you.
03:34It's now a very small ship!
03:37It doesn't work for us...
03:38The arcade-Candy Canyon is involved!
03:41It's over-the-the-game-land- beschemic.
03:41It does work for us!
03:41Oh, no!
03:42I'm not gonna have to be on the PC, on my own.
03:43The Xbox One is how you can do it!
03:46The PC is a pack and be on the PC!
03:48The PC is a pack, and you can't be on the PC!
03:57Wow, Kinger, check out this castle. It's amazing.
04:01They've even got little candy bugs here. It's so beautiful.
04:04Yeah, this place is great.
04:06It's the Princess!
04:11Ah, you must be the brave knight sent to us by God to help us with our recent catastrophe.
04:17It's us, ma'am. Your kingdom's awesome, by the way. Love the vibe.
04:22I like you already.
04:23Look, Palmy, we're already friends with the Princess.
04:26I'm not a child. You don't have to hype me up.
04:29I assume you've been informed of your mission.
04:31The bandits that robbed us use a modded syrup tanker,
04:34so we figured the best way to go head-to-head with them is to give you a war rig
04:37of your own.
04:41Ooh, violence.
04:43What time period is this supposed to be again?
04:46Here's the key back into the kingdom for when you've secured the goods.
04:49I trust you not to let it fall into the wrong hands.
04:52You can count on me, Your Highness.
04:53Oh, please. Call me Lou.
04:56Will do, Lou.
04:57I call shotgun.
05:01Oh, God. Is that the horn?
05:02That sucks.
05:04Gangle, you drive.
05:08Farewell, good knights. I have every faith in you.
05:31Do you think your mom's going to pull through if we get all this back to the village?
05:34I'm sure she will.
05:35This much syrup would save hundreds of people.
05:37We won't know for sure until we get back to the village.
05:40She's a fighter, though. She taught me everything I know.
05:45Oi!
05:46Don't get too comfy, lads. Looks like they've sent someone after us.
05:57All right, Gangle. When we catch up to them, I'll jump over, crawl inside, and shoot them repeatedly until they're
06:02unrecognizable.
06:03I feel like that violates some kind of convention.
06:06You're violating my ears with your clapback. Get driving, driver!
06:10So, Pomni, I'm sure there's some way you could help out here. Maybe when we catch up to them, we
06:15could...
06:16Be assertive. Like this.
06:17Hey!
06:19Jax!
06:24Ah, that's perfect. Just hold that pose. I gotta get something.
06:28But, Jax, you...
06:31You know, I swear there was some kind of bazooka back here, but I'm having such trouble finding it.
06:37Pomni, take this!
06:39Here it is.
06:41All right, Pomni. You just stay like that, and I'll cross over.
06:44Are you kidding me?
06:48Nice going, Pomni. Now I have no bridge.
06:51Aha! Gotcha!
06:53The arms are broken up.
06:55Whoa!
07:02This lot's trouble.
07:05Let's see how that rig does on those rocks around there.
07:08Me arms aren't short enough to shift the gear.
07:18Ooh, now we're cooking.
07:20Hey, Rivens. Up and at them.
07:23I don't think we...
07:23Aren't you supposed to be submissive and agreeable? Move it!
07:33Oh, these fellas just don't know when to quit, do they?
07:38Hey, rip muck it about and get back up here!
07:41Oh, yeah, run.
07:43Uh, everyone all right?
07:45Can you repeat the question? I couldn't hear you over the knives.
07:48Hey, Gangle.
07:49You should ram into them.
07:51What?
07:51You should not ram them. Pomni's still on board.
07:54Do it. It'll be epic.
07:56Why are there so many knives back here?
07:58Do it, or I'll tell Ragatha about the figurine thing.
08:01Oh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
08:06Are you guys trying to beat Kelvin?
08:08These guys are watch-ups.
08:11Let's give him some of this.
08:14Oh, no more ramming?
08:16Guess I have to tell Ragatha about the thing now.
08:19What?
08:19Oh, you still up here?
08:21Guys!
08:22Pomni, take this!
08:26Hey, Kinger. Is that loop attached to anything?
08:30Uh, I don't know. Let me check.
08:37Ah!
08:38Ah!
08:47What? What?
08:49I blame you for this.
09:04Ah!
09:11Ah!
09:12Ah!
09:13Ah!
09:14Ah!
09:14Ah!
09:15Ah!
09:16AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
09:27Lach!
09:28Lach!
09:34Anyone?
09:48Oh, my God.
10:27Oh, my God.
10:58Oh, my God.
11:06Why aren't you or any of your crew up here?
11:11I'm not sure.
11:12Because we're not.
11:15NPCs?
11:16NPCs? What are you on about?
11:21What are you, people?
11:26What am I?
11:32Where's Mom?
11:34You have a mom?
11:35Shouldn't she be here with everyone else?
11:38I can't even remember her face.
11:40Did she ever have a face?
11:42Was anything ever real?
11:44Okay, wait, wait.
11:44Don't think about that.
11:46I think there must be a way to launch ourselves back up.
11:52Right?
11:58I want you to tell me exactly what I am.
12:03I want you to tell me exactly what I am.
12:14Oh, is everybody okay?
12:17No.
12:18Oh, man.
12:19Poor Pomni.
12:21I hope she's all right.
12:22Poor Pomni?
12:23How about poor us?
12:25We're one tanker away from being Augustus Gloop.
12:32Oh, what's that?
12:33Do my eyes deceive me?
12:36A delicious gift from within the kingdom gates?
12:40Don't mind if I do.
12:42Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy.
12:44You're not food.
12:44We're not candy.
12:45We're none of that.
12:46You don't want to eat us.
12:48Oh, you're not candy?
12:49How am I expected to eat something that's not made of candy?
12:54I'm sorry.
12:56Harmy always seems to miss the big, loopy monsters.
12:59Who are you, anyway?
13:01I am the Fudge.
13:04I used to live within the kingdom walls,
13:07but I was banished by that rotten princess
13:10after I ate too many of the delicious town folk.
13:15Oh, they were so delicious.
13:17Sometimes I can hear them calling to me.
13:22Oh, God.
13:23God, that just sounds like murder.
13:26Is it really murder if it's delicious?
13:29Answer me that.
13:30You make a great point.
13:32Uh, no, bad point.
13:33Why don't you leave this to me
13:34before I start thinking your hair looks like licorice?
13:37Jax!
13:38Oh, wow, it kind of does.
13:40Stop!
13:41Well, Mr. Fudge,
13:42you seem like an upstanding guy with real noble goals.
13:45Oh, I'm not.
13:47If you knew what I did in my free time war,
13:50you'd be second.
13:51Ahem, as I was saying,
13:53I happen to know a way into the kingdom walls.
13:56If you'd be willing to help us out in return.
13:58Hey, when did you...
13:59Shut up, licorice hair.
14:00Here, hop it with this.
14:02Oh, you must be some kind of master of unlocking things.
14:06Come to free me from my outdoor prison.
14:09That's me.
14:09All we need you to do
14:11is help us bring some dirty bandits to justice.
14:19I saw the Raper wink at me.
14:22Wait, what just happened?
14:38Uh, you want to try helping out at all?
14:44Are you still...
14:52Hey, you okay?
14:56No.
14:58You want to talk about it?
15:01What is there to talk about?
15:03I don't just want to leave you here.
15:06Why not?
15:08I don't matter in the sliders.
15:11I'm nothing.
15:12My life, my memories,
15:15my friends.
15:17It's all fake.
15:25This...
15:25may seem weird,
15:27but...
15:28I think I know the feeling.
15:31Well,
15:32maybe not the exact feeling,
15:36but...
15:37feeling like you're nothing is...
15:39kind of normal.
15:40I mean,
15:41people even feel like that in the world
15:43I came from.
15:46but...
15:48you still care about your buddies up there,
15:50don't you?
15:51I'm sure they still care about you.
15:54What does it matter?
15:57What do we have when you people leave?
16:00We're just obstacles.
16:02created to be defeated and forgotten.
16:08Well...
16:08you don't have to be.
16:12the circus...
16:14the circus...
16:14the place I'm from?
16:16Well, I...
16:17I'm originally from somewhere else.
16:21But...
16:22if it has to be my home,
16:25maybe it can be yours too.
16:27The people there are...
16:29interesting,
16:30at the very least.
16:34maybe...
16:34maybe...
16:35you...
16:37could be somebody real there.
16:42Why are you trying to cheer me up?
16:45How does this benefit you at all?
16:49I...
16:49guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing.
16:54I don't want anybody to feel like that.
16:57But I'm not even a real person.
16:59Would I even belong?
17:02I'm sure you wouldn't belong any less than me.
17:06And...
17:07I could use a friend.
17:09A friend?
17:12You're a strange little character.
17:15Suppose I could give it a try.
17:19All I ask is that we don't tell the lads about this.
17:22They're a couple of bright-eyed yobbos.
17:24I don't want a dragon down with me.
17:26Yeah, that makes sense.
17:29What's your name, by the way?
17:31Gummy-gay.
17:32Wow, that's...
17:33just about as dumb as my name.
17:35What do you have in mind in terms of getting us out of here?
17:38I...
17:39I don't know.
17:41Maybe some kind of glitch with the truck's collisions...
17:45I'm not really sure how we could...
17:49Alright.
17:50I'm just...
17:51throwing stuff at the wall here.
17:52If this doesn't work, we can try something else.
17:55You're the expert here.
17:56Haha, I'm really not.
17:58But let's see how it goes.
18:03I just realized this might be a little vile.
18:16You're not really good.
18:17I don't know him.
18:18I don't know if he wants to go, I'm really just trying to do that thing.
18:19You know...
18:21I don't know.
18:21...
18:27You know when he does.
18:44I've got to say, this is a lot more anticlimactic than I was hoping it'd be.
18:49What were you hoping for?
18:51You know, like one big final battle, bloodshed, death, chaos, whatever.
18:57Are you sure they disappeared? It wasn't that they fell off or something?
19:02I can't say for sure, but yes, definitely.
19:04It's not like the boss to vanish with a clown. Very unusual.
19:08Well, that's concerning.
19:11Well, if worst comes to worst, we could always ask Cain to find her.
19:16We're worried she's having another horrible experience.
19:19She still seems really upset about what happened yesterday.
19:22I don't think she really likes me that much.
19:25It's a lot for anybody to go through. Don't take it too personally.
19:28I remember how long it took for you to adjust.
19:31Oh, yeah. I'm surprised you remember that.
19:36Remember what?
19:42Do you guys have a second truck that flies?
19:44Yeah.
19:45Uh, wait. No, we don't. No, not at all.
19:49Oh, my God.
19:50Out I go.
19:59Couldn't keep it in, couldn't we?
20:06Uh, what's all this stuff?
20:09Mommy! Are you okay?
20:11Well, what happened?
20:11Yeah, I'm fine.
20:14I, uh, I made a new friend.
20:17Boss! Where have you been?
20:19We got fudged.
20:20You don't want to know.
20:22Good to see you, lads.
20:27Why are there two bad guy trucks?
20:35This one's full of syrup, too.
20:37Oh, yeah.
20:38Suppose it is.
20:40Well, you don't suppose my mates here could, uh, take this one back to the village, could they?
20:44I guess.
20:45Since there's two of them, there'd be no real harm.
20:50I'm so unbelievably disappointed right now.
20:53Well, maybe there'll be blood, death, and violence in the next adventure.
20:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, how wholesome.
20:59Uh-oh, yeah.
21:00Uh, this is Gumigoo.
21:02He's gonna come back to the circus with us.
21:06Oh, uh, is that allowed?
21:09His reality was kind of completely shattered.
21:14I feel like it was the least I could offer him, opposed to just leaving him behind.
21:20Hey, that's good of you, Pony.
21:22Ugh, let's take this dom truck to the dom kingdom, I guess.
21:29Thanks to you brave knights, our kingdom will once again thrive.
21:33I'm sure it was no easy task.
21:36You have no idea.
21:39Farewell, brave knights.
21:41Have fun executing that bandit fella.
21:43Yes, that is what we're doing.
21:49Oh, hey.
21:50Maybe I didn't leave the gate unlocked for nothing after all.
21:53Oh, what?
21:53I thought he was dead.
21:55You still did that?
21:56Okay, wait.
21:57You did what now?
21:58Well, love to help you again sometime.
21:59Bye.
22:03Welcome back, my little hard-shelled hamburgers.
22:07So this is the circus, huh?
22:09I'm not gonna get used to this.
22:10Oh, looks like one of these guys made it through.
22:11Wait, what?
22:15Wait, what?
22:17I know you guys love your NPCs,
22:20but if I start losing track of who's a human and who's an NPC,
22:23who knows what could happen?
22:36Well, I'm gonna go drink water.
22:38It's been a while since I've done that.
22:43Sheesh, I thought he'd never leave.
22:46I'm really sorry about that, Pomni.
22:48At least you tried.
22:50You know, he might be back in a future adventure.
22:52I know Kane sometimes likes to reuse NPCs.
23:00Got everything ready.
23:02Hey, you at least want to join us for Kofmo's funeral?
23:08We like to have a little funeral service to remember the people who abstract.
23:13This one just got pushed around a bit with your arrival and everything.
23:16It's the least we can do to honor their memory.
23:29It's the least we can do to honor their memory.
23:31Oh, man.
23:32I always think I'm prepared for these things.
23:34But then you set up the picture and...
23:36Well, I'm already breaking.
23:38It's the least we can do to honor their memory.
23:43It's the least we can do to honor their memory.
23:44It's the least we can do to honor their memory.
23:52It's the least we can do to honor their memory.
23:57It's the least we can do to honor their memory.
24:04It's the least we can do to honor their memory.
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