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00:12Welcome to the Amazing Digital Circus!
00:16My name is Kane, I'm your ringmaster, and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping,
00:20heart-stopping, mind-bending paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon!
00:24Isn't that right, Bubble?
00:25That's right, Kane! I can't wait to see what you guys cookin' up for today!
00:28Well, let's not waste any time! Let's get right into the show!
00:32Single, and soothful, and keen are too
00:36We'll drag up the jacks and the cow small wheel
00:40Day after day after day after day after day we fly
00:46It's the moon and the sun and we don't know why
00:51Wait, wait, where is...
00:58I can't wait to see what's going on!
01:04I can't wait to see what's going on!
01:05I can't wait to see what's going on!
01:09Kane, is this one of your NPCs or is this a new sucker?
01:13Cause if it's a new character, we're gonna have to redo this whole theme song!
01:17I'm not doing that again
01:19My, my! It appears a new human has entered this realm!
01:23How do I... take this... headset off?
01:27Just keep grabbing at it, that works for all of us
01:36What's going on? I put on some weird headset and now I'm here...
01:44Who are you people? Why can't I take it off? Where am I?
01:48Let's just try to calm down
01:50Everything's gonna be okay, new stuff
01:52We've all been through this
01:53You just need to get your head to...
01:55What the f*** is going on?!
01:58What?
01:58No, no, no, my dear! We can't have any of that foul language around here!
02:03The amazing digital circus is a place to be enjoyed by all ages!
02:07You, my friend, stumbled into an incredible world of wonders
02:10Where anything can happen!
02:13Except for swearing
02:21Oh my god...
02:23Uh, well...
02:24How do I, you know...
02:27Leave?
02:29Well, well...
02:30Don't freak out about it or anything, but, uh...
02:33We...
02:34Don't exactly...
02:35You can't!
02:36What?
02:37Shut up, Jax...
02:38But, yeah, he's right
02:40Welcome to your new home...
02:42And your new body
02:43N-New home? What do you mean?
02:46Guys, don't be mean.
02:47We've been stuck here for years.
02:49Old Kinger over there's supposedly been here the longest.
02:52Huh? Did someone say something about an insect collection?
02:55That's why he's crazy!
03:04Oh, okay! Now I get it!
03:07This is a dream!
03:09And I should just play along until I wake up, right?
03:15Whatever you say, kid.
03:17They broke my comedy mask.
03:20So, Kane, we having a new adventure today for the newbie, or what?
03:24I'd like to give our brand new member a tour of the circus grounds first.
03:28Off we go!
03:31Here we have the tent!
03:33This is where your living quarters are, as well as all sorts of other activities!
03:37These activities may include...
03:45Ball pits, mini golf, and more!
03:48And here we have...
03:50The ground!
03:51Drown yourself in the digital lake, or engage in ridery at the digital carnival!
03:57Night, day, it's all okay!
03:58The choice is yours, a cosmic buffet!
04:01Is... that all there is?
04:03Of course not!
04:05This is the void!
04:07We don't venture out into the void.
04:10Not even I know what's out there.
04:13That's...
04:13We stay right here!
04:15Where I can keep my hundreds of all-seeing eyes on you!
04:20Hello, Kane.
04:21I love you.
04:23I love you.
04:23Get out of here before the moon gets frisky!
04:26Wait, what's that?
04:31Whoa!
04:32Clean up on aisle U!
04:34I'm on it, boss!
04:36Ow!
04:38Why are you like this?
04:42Wait, wait!
04:44Was that an exit door I saw out there?
04:46Is that a way to leave?
04:47What exit?
04:49If there was a way to leave, I'm pretty sure we'd have all left.
04:51I'd find it.
04:52Yeah, what are you talking about?
04:56Uh, I...
04:57I assure you, there is no magical exit door.
05:01You're probably just experiencing digital hallucinations
05:04from your mind's transition to the digital plane.
05:07But, I swear I saw-
05:09Digital hallucinations!
05:14How about we talk about something else?
05:16Like your name!
05:17My name?
05:18My name is...
05:20Uh...
05:21Uh...
05:22Oh God!
05:23Why can't I remember my name?!
05:25Nobody can remember their name once they enter the digital circus!
05:29One of the few things I don't have control over are your minds!
05:33So all I can help you with is coming up with a new one!
05:36Uh...
05:37What's my name?
05:38My name?
05:39Don't you worry your little head!
05:42Your new name can be anything!
05:44Hereby acknowledging that your chosen name and or names may not breach the digital circus
05:46user license agreements, stating that your name may not include objectionable content.
05:47Objectionable content includes but is not limited to sexually explicit materials, obscene,
05:49defamatory, libelous, slanderous, violent, and or unlawful content, or profanity.
05:51What are you thinking?
05:53Huh.
05:54I don't care.
05:55Just pick anything.
05:56Let's see!
06:01What do you think of-
06:03I don't-
06:03You're right!
06:04Terrible!
06:04Let's try that again!
06:07What do you think of Pomni?
06:09Huh?
06:10Uh...
06:11Sure...
06:11I think I just-
06:12That sucks you're right, Jax!
06:14We should have a brand new adventure for our new member, Pomni!
06:18I said that like five minutes ago.
06:19You!
06:20Do you like adventure?
06:21Activity?
06:22Wonder?
06:22Danger?
06:22Horror?
06:23Pain?
06:23Agony?
06:23Justice?
06:24Angel food cake?
06:25Ow!
06:27YOU PARASITE!
06:28Uh...
06:29I don't really-
06:30Since you're new around here,
06:31we're gonna make it a simple in-house adventure
06:33to warm you up to how things work around here.
06:36What?
06:36Oh god!
06:38I don't want an in-house adventure.
06:40Don't worry, Zoobal.
06:41I'll make it something unobtrusive that you can still choose to not get involved with.
06:45Today's adventure is...
06:48Gather the GLOINX!
06:50HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
06:53HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
06:54That's right!
06:55The entire circus tent will be infested with GLOINX!
06:58And you gotta catch them all!
07:00But what are they?
07:01I'm glad you asked, Bubble!
07:02They're small-
07:03And what do they do?
07:05They-
07:06GLOINX are small, mischievous critters that steal anything and everything they run into!
07:10Why do these humanoid hashbrowns do this?
07:13How do you stop them?
07:14That's for you to find out!
07:16Now good luck!
07:17And have fun, my little superstars!
07:24What did any of that mean?
07:26Oh, that's just one of Kane's little adventures.
07:29They're just something fun to do to, you know, prevent us from going insane.
07:34Speak for yourself.
07:36Speak for yourself.
07:36If anyone needs me, then f*** off.
07:39Oh God!
07:40Oh Jesus!
07:43Oh God!
07:45Oh God!
07:46Somebody help!
07:47Oh God!
07:59Somebody help!
07:59Lordress!
08:00You wanna come with us to check on Koffmo?
08:03No.
08:03Not really.
08:05I think Koffmo's gone insane.
08:07Last time I spoke with him, he was rambling endlessly about some exit.
08:11Kinda like you, Pomni.
08:13You might be going insane too!
08:15But wait!
08:17Wouldn't that more likely mean the exit does exist?
08:21Could also mean you just have a jumpstart in losing your mind.
08:23Wait!
08:24What about Zubo?
08:25I think I'd like to ask him about it, uh, if this was real.
08:31Which it isn't, because it's a dream.
08:34Heh, she still thinks this is a dream.
08:38Uh, why are you looking at me like that?
08:41I'm fine with doing whatever, as long as I get to see funny things happen to people.
08:46Okay, I've already had enough of these things.
08:49You, me, and Pomni will go check on Koffmo, which leaves Crybaby and Hoo-Ha together to go handle the
08:57Zubo situation.
08:59Do you think pairing them up together is a good idea?
09:02Of course I do.
09:03They're the two most mentally stable and capable characters to be paired together.
09:07Come on ladies, let's go harass the clown.
09:15My comedy mask is broken again.
09:19Ah!
09:19Oh!
09:20Gangle, you startled me.
09:23So, this is where we all live.
09:25Or well, where we all sleep at night.
09:27Even though we don't really need to sleep, it's sometimes nice to kinda take a break from everything and have
09:32a bit of a routine, you know?
09:33I'm sure there'll be one for...
09:35Oh, look.
09:36You already got one.
09:39I still don't understand.
09:42About the adventures...
09:44Why even go on them at all?
09:46Why not try to find a way to leave?
09:49Well, we usually do, when we first arrive, but after a while you start to realize that you really can't
09:57leave, and constantly chasing an unattainable goal will start driving you a bit crazy.
10:01And eventually you get to asking what the point of anything is, and you completely lose sight of who you
10:06are and why you're even alive, and when you reach your breaking point something really terrible can happen.
10:14Ah, but that's not something we need to deal with today.
10:18Above anything else, the adventures give us something to do that keeps our minds healthy and stimulated.
10:23Thank goodness this is all a dream, right, Pomni?
10:33Why are we here again? What are we doing?
10:36We're getting one of our friends.
10:43Huh. Maybe he's not in his room? I hope he's alright.
10:47Don't worry, Dollface. I've got a key to his room.
10:50Wuh, wait, wuh, why? You, you, you shouldn't have keys to anyone's room!
10:55Nah, I've got keys everywhere, and you've all been fine. By the way, I may have left something in your
10:59room today, so let me know if you find it.
11:02You're not afraid of centipedes, are you?
11:04Jax! That's literally my only fear. Why would you do this?
11:07What? It could be a completely unrelated question. You'll never know until it's too late.
11:19I've been looking for this. Thanks for keeping an eye on it, Coffee. I'm gonna head out. See ya.
11:24Oh, Coppo's been obstructed. It's okay.
11:29What is that?
11:32Uh, it might be that terrible thing I was talking about earlier, when you reach your breaking point.
11:38Huh?
11:39Okay, wait. Maybe there's still time to fix him if we get Cain.
11:43Whoa, whoa!
11:44Poppo! Listen!
11:46I know we didn't always get along, like when you called me out for fake laughing at your jokes!
11:50I swear I really did think they were funny, I was just having a bit of a bad day!
12:00Hey, Mommy!
12:03Thank you!
12:05Crap! Help me out here!
12:07Help me out here!
12:08I understand!
12:09You don't want to!
12:17I'm sorry!
12:55I don't know what I'm looking at here.
12:58We saw Gloink carry one of Sybil's pieces down there, remember?
13:02Oh, yeah. Thank you for the recap.
13:07Boy, we're not very good at this, are we?
13:15Ugh, sup...
13:17Fellas...
13:17We found the Zubo hole!
13:20Cool.
13:21How is Cough Mode doing?
13:23I hope he's not still mad at me for not laughing at his jokes.
13:27Oh, he's doing great!
13:29In fact, I don't think I've ever seen him this happy before.
13:32Well, it's good to know he hasn't completely lost his mind.
13:37He actually asked me to give you this!
13:40Whoa!
13:41Whoa!
13:59Hey!
14:12An insect collection?
14:15I think it's a nest.
14:19Hello?
14:22Ragatha?
14:23That was your name, right?
14:32Hey, look. I'm... I didn't mean to leave you behind like that. I... just... look at my hand.
14:41I... I didn't know what to do.
14:44It's okay. What you need to do right now is find Kane. He'll be able to fix me up and
14:53take care of Kofmo.
14:55Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
14:57Okay, but where can I find him?
15:00Uh, I don't really know. Just look around and call for him, I suppose.
15:08Uh, okay, I'll get him. You just stay right there. Not that you can really move or anything. Uh, just
15:15hang in there. I'll be right back. I promise.
15:17Cool. Also, Pommy, I'm sorry your first day here at BCO. Terrible.
15:29Uh, yeah, well, don't worry about it. I'm just gonna go get Kane now.
15:39Hello? Kane? We have a bit of an issue here!
15:55Ah!
16:14Cain?
16:20Cain?
16:27What form of non-glunt-kinian mass dares presume presence in the nest of the Glunt Queen?
16:37Oh, is that who you are?
16:38You know, you could have asked for my consent before forcing me to see something so completely and utterly disgusting.
16:46How despicable!
16:48A rabbit-oid that runs its mouth in the presence of my royal figure!
16:54Well, as a royal myself, I would like to kindly ask if...
16:58Oh, look, there's Zubel. Hi, Zubel.
17:01Uh, help me, you idiot!
17:03Kind of rude, Zubel. Now I don't want to help you.
17:10Oh, I always lose.
17:12Yes!
17:15Gotcha!
17:18Oh.
17:20Hey! Kater, you mother...
17:24Eh, it'll be fine.
17:33Gotta hide, gotta hide, gotta hide!
17:37Holy, jokey, don't you.
17:42Ah!
17:50Oh!
17:54Do you see me?
17:55Oh, no!
17:55Don't worry, don't worry.
17:56Oh!
18:02Oh, no!
18:03I'm not意ing with my boyfriend.
18:03Oh, no!
18:04Oh, no!
18:04Oh, no!
18:10God, where is Kaina?
18:53You foolish assortment of colorful characters, do you not realize that everything must be bloinks?
19:03Yes, I am bloinks, you will be bloinks, God will be bloinks!
19:11This is dumb and weird.
19:14Well, but yet you're still watching it.
19:19I'm not here for the adventure or anything, I'm just here to hide from the-
19:26Oh, thank God you're okay! You didn't experience a game show in there, did you?
19:31Uh, I- What are you talking about?
19:41What's happening?
19:42It's just Koffmo, don't worry about it.
19:46Koffmo abstracted?
19:47Nah, he's fine.
19:49You're right! How are we gonna get out of here?!
19:52Guys, over there.
19:57Ladies first! No, wait, why would I say that?
20:00Ah!
20:05Wait, Pommy's not even here?! Wasn't this whole thing for her?!
20:10Be quiet, I can't hear the escalator.
20:18No!
20:21Noo!
20:24Noo!
20:27Noo!
20:30It's shame that I'm gonna get out of here!
20:31Noo!
20:33Noo!
20:34Noo!
20:34Noo!
20:37Yes!
20:39Noo!
20:41Noo!
20:42Ah!
20:57Dad?
20:59Ah!
21:01Ah!
21:13Ah!
21:19Ah!
21:22Ah!
21:23Ah!
21:24Ah!
21:48Oh, Bubble, you always know how to make me say this exact sentence.
21:54Yes, I'm alert on my Wacky Watch at this hour!
22:00Oh no, someone's venturing out into the void! They'll get totally spoiled!
22:11There you go!
22:15Now what the heck happened around here?
22:18Oh yeah, my doing!
22:20Kane! Koffmo went through a sort of Koffmosis and abstracted!
22:25Koffmo abstracted? Why didn't anybody tell me?
22:33And into the cellar you go!
22:39Man, I can't believe Koffmo just gave up like that. I mean, no offense, Kinger, but I always thought you
22:46would be next.
22:48Guess it just goes to show you can't rely on Kinger for anything.
22:52I am in so much pain!
22:56Oop!
23:07I do have to apologize for lying about the exit. I knew how much all of you have been wanting
23:14there to be one, but you know, I was having so much trouble figuring out what to put on the
23:19other side and ended up never quite finishing it.
23:22And, you know, how I never like letting people see my unfinished work. Especially if it leads you out into
23:29the void.
23:31Anyway, looks like you defeated the Gloik Queen, so I guess the adventure's over! Your reward is a delicious digital
23:37feast cooked by our Ed Bubble Chef!
23:40Made with all the love I'm legally allowed to give.
23:44You know, I am pretty hungry.
23:46You didn't even do anything!
23:48So what? I can still be hungry.
23:50Well, not really, because we don't need to eat, drink, or sleep in this digital world.
23:54So the digital food here only gives off the virtual sensation of eating without any of the nutritional benefits.
24:01Sheesh, lay off it. Since when are you an expert on the digital world?
24:05Expert on the what?
24:16An unat стоishing and eating without any of the particular desires can be even further.
24:17At least this is a great time.
24:18You'll see where you are growing your mind!
24:20You newfounding is the most tiens of eating, especially in, you are orang-
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