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00:10So, you just wind your arm backwards in a big circle, release right at the bottom, and follow through. You
00:16got that?
00:18Uh...
00:18You're wasting your time, Raggy.
00:21Just wait a second!
00:23Like this?
00:24Yeah, you caught it.
00:27Jax!
00:28I actually didn't mean to do that.
00:30Are you alright, Gangle?
00:33Oh...
00:34Why do you always gotta do this?
00:36What? I just said it was an accident.
00:37Unbelievable! You are unbelievable!
00:39Hey, Gangle, I think I found something you might like.
00:41Oh, right, of course! What was I thinking?
00:43I don't know if it'll work, but it looks about the same shape as yours.
00:47Oh...
00:48The best part is, it's plastic, so it won't break as easily.
00:53Try it on.
00:58How's it feel?
01:01It feels...
01:02Normal.
01:03Like, in a good way.
01:05That's good, right?
01:06Yeah.
01:07Thank you, Zubal.
01:09What the heck is this? You're just giving away parts now?
01:12So what if I am? I'm not giving any to you.
01:15Darn. I guess you're never getting that unicorn horn, Pomni.
01:18When did I ever say anything about that?
01:21I think you'd look good with one.
01:25Well, it's possible...
01:26Did somebody say adventure?
01:31No...
01:31Today's adventure is...
01:34The Curse of the Violent Psychopath Butcher!
01:37That's right, scary human meat is all over the walls, and boy is it smelly!
01:43It's up to you to-
01:44Okay, wait, wait, wait! Can we, like, chill with the horror, please?
01:48I really don't want this to be like last time.
01:51What happened last time?
01:52Was that the one made for me?
01:54There was this awful, horrifying angel head thing.
01:57And when we tried to fight back at all, we got sent to hell where evil souls tried to infest
02:02our bodies.
02:03It was bad.
02:05Why did you think I would like that?
02:07Well, if you're all gonna be such critics, why don't you suggest a better one?
02:11We do! Have you not checked the suggestion box once?
02:17Gonna be real, I forgot we had that.
02:20I knew it.
02:21We have a suggestion box?
02:22Basically, no.
02:27Bubble, plug that up!
02:31How about an adventure where Zoobull gets turned into a pinata and we all take turns beating them up?
02:37Heh, that one's mine.
02:38Who would've guessed?
02:39Let's just have an adventure where Jax can't talk through the entire thing.
02:44Genuinely hurtful.
02:45Good.
02:45Can we maybe pick one that's more... normal?
02:49Well, I don't know what's normal to you people!
02:52Let's have one where we all work at a fast food place.
02:57Is that normal?
02:58Who wrote that?
02:59Uh, yeah, that's pretty normal.
03:01Great!
03:01That means today's adventure is an honest, hard day's work at Spudzie's Restaurant Chain!
03:08And you can be the shift manager!
03:11You did not just make that today's adventure.
03:13That's right!
03:13You've shown enough leadership skills today to be the perfect shift manager!
03:18Of course, of course!
03:19I'm already getting tons of ideas!
03:22Ha ha!
03:25That was weird.
03:26Well, see you guys when it's over.
03:29R-Again?!
03:30I'm not gonna be a wage slave for fun.
03:32Oh, I know!
03:34I could sit this one out, and Zubal could take my place!
03:37What, that's not how that works!
03:39Great idea, Kinger!
03:40It'll be nice to have you back on board, Zubal!
03:43What, are you kidding me?!
03:44I'm not just gonna be forced into this stupid adventure-
03:47You can shut up now!
03:50I think I might be able to give it a swing.
03:53Being a shift manager was my job at one point.
03:56Then, what are we waiting for?
03:57Get your non-slip shoes ready, cause we're going to Spudzie's!
04:12Well, I guess I should get into manager mode and get us all kicked off.
04:25And with that out of the way, let's get to work, guys!
04:29Oh no!
04:30It looks like I've taken Ragatha and dropped her in the deep fryer!
04:36Oh no no no no no no no no!
04:38We can't have anything like that going on around here!
04:42What are you gonna do about it, though?
04:44I'm calling up for management.
04:47Hello?
04:48Hey, Kane!
04:49We're having a bit of an issue with the employees, and I was wondering if you could maybe have a
04:54punishment waiting for them at the end of the day if they do a terrible job?
04:57Wait, what?
04:57With motivation?
04:59That's what my adventures have been missing?
05:01Great idea, Gangle!
05:02I'll be sure to make something truly awful awaiting your rotten employees!
05:06Why would you do this?
05:08It's called a manic episode, and you're getting three more seasons!
05:13Anyway, Jax, it's your job to set up the drink station, make new coffee and iced tea, and fill the
05:19ice cream machine, so get to it!
05:25This is really weird!
05:40Oh, uh, uh, what can I get for you today?
05:43Oh, hey!
05:44It's Orbsman!
05:46Oh, he's from a previous adventure?
05:48Ugh, before your time.
05:50That's right, it is me, Orbsman.
05:53If you order the classic number 57, how are you?
05:57Okay, uh, number 57.
06:02Oh, I hate this guy!
06:05Never say you hate the customer while the customer is still here!
06:10Will we wait until after hours for that?
06:18Excuse me!
06:19Yeah, Little Jester, I'd like to order the stupid burger!
06:23Last time I ordered it here, they forgot to add the sauce that makes you stupid!
06:27Don't forget the sauce!
06:29Is that a thing we have?
06:31Yes, I order it all the time!
06:34I'm addicted!
06:35Okay, one stupid burger!
06:38Heard you loud and clear!
07:02So you're just, like, actually doing the job?
07:06Yeah, I don't want Cain to punish me.
07:08Cain's not gonna do anything malicious.
07:11It's not in his nature.
07:12You really wanna find out?
07:14The only thing holding Cain back is the fact that he likes us.
07:17I wouldn't push it.
07:18That's rich, coming from you.
07:27Hello!
07:29Hello, Sheila.
07:31I'll have a sausage, bacon, Jaffel combo.
07:33And the mates here just want six hash browns split between them.
07:36Yeah, yeah, okay.
07:38Uh, are you...
07:38Do you...
07:39You...
07:40Hi!
07:41Uh, you, uh...
07:43You alright, miss?
07:45Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
07:47I'll call your order when your name's ready.
07:49Er...
07:50What...
07:50Yeah.
07:55Oh, wait, I forgot to ask for a kid's meal toy.
07:58You're not a kid.
07:59Oh, yeah.
08:00An adult toy, then.
08:02Er...
08:02Don't know about that one, mate.
08:05Er...
08:06Can I help you, miss?
08:07I...
08:09Just wanted to say...
08:11Hi.
08:13Um...
08:13Hi.
08:15Do we know each other?
08:17I...
08:19Don't know.
08:23What?
08:24Ragatha, where's Pomni?
08:26Huh?
08:26Oh, she's flirting with the gummy guy.
08:30Cause she'd rather be with an NPC than with us or something.
08:36Hmm...
08:36Well, that won't do.
08:39I wish someone would flirt with me.
08:43Pomni!
08:43We need you on the register!
08:45Stop weirding the customers out!
08:48But it's...
08:49Gummy Goo.
08:50Can't the job wait a bit?
08:52It's...
08:52Not like this is real.
08:53Haha!
08:54Next you're gonna say my authority isn't real!
09:02Anyway!
09:04Put away that breakfast menu because it's lunchtime!
09:10Alright, fellas!
09:12It's lunch rush!
09:13Get your game faces on!
09:16Alright, fellas!
09:21It's lunch rush!
09:25Does this count as a bus?
09:28Are you ready to order?
09:31No thanks.
09:32I got this bowl of cereal.
09:35Well...
09:35There's a line of people behind me...
09:40300 cheeseburgers for all my precious wine!
09:44Is that for here or to...
09:51Uh...
09:51Can you hold on for just a second?
09:57Blumby!
09:58Scathers!
09:59Leave you!
09:59Leave that poor pitiful creature alone!
10:03Do...
10:04All the Gloinks have names?
10:06Of course they do!
10:08I love and cherish every Gloink I give birth to!
10:11What kind of mother do you think I am?
10:16It's beautiful...
10:19Hey, I...
10:27I just...
10:29Want to wish you a pleasant day!
10:31Thanks for eating at Spudzie's!
10:37Have a good one, miss!
10:46Oh, Jax!
10:48The bathroom looks like a biohazard and needs a good scrubbing!
10:53Well, I don't know.
10:53Shouldn't, like, a biohazard crew take care of that?
10:57Oh, Jaxie boy!
10:58Don't you want to be a model employee?
11:01No.
11:01I don't care about any of this.
11:03Well, that doesn't really sound like a can-do attitude to me!
11:07It's not.
11:09Bad!
11:10I like you better when you're sad.
11:11Well, maybe you just need some more...
11:21More...
11:22Dreaming!
11:26Huh?
11:27Huh?
11:29Huh?
11:32Hi!
11:33Welcome to Spudzie's!
11:35In this video, you're gonna learn the ins and outs of what makes you a good crew member!
11:40And a valuable asset to the Spudzie's Corporation!
11:44When did you make this?
11:44Now, I know what you're thinking!
11:47I don't want a career in fast food!
11:49I want to be a comic artist and eventually launch my own manga-inspired webcomic!
11:54And it's cool to have dreams!
11:56But you also need to remember that they're completely unrealistic!
12:00And you need to stop trying!
12:03But before we get into all that, first things first!
12:08Are you smiling?
12:10Uh, no?
12:12Why not?
12:13Uh, uh, wait!
12:16Wait, wait, wait, wait, um, wait, um, nobody can see this, right?
12:20It's time for your employee re-evaluation!
12:37Mmm, horse radish sauce.
12:40Hey, we need to start assembling these. I'm running out of room here.
12:43I made, like, five or six of them.
12:47Cool, that's six out of three hundred.
12:49Ugh, you are such a grouch!
12:54Why are you always being a g-g-grunch?
12:57Grun-haha!
12:59Gangle!
13:00Can you help Ragatha?
13:01I think she huffed paint or something.
13:04Huffing paint? And not waiting until a designated break?
13:08I'll be right there!
13:09No, wait! I can do it!
13:11I just gotta grab the horse radish sauce.
13:16Ugh, I miss my horses.
13:18Here, let me help you with that.
13:20Why are you even the boss anyway?
13:23I feel like I'm way more responsible than you.
13:27Well, if you underperform now, you might end up hurt later.
13:31Hurt nothing! I'm hurt enough!
13:34Packages landing on my head, tea parties, dancing lessons!
13:39What's wrong with her?
13:42You know, a team works much better when we're all giving it 110% instead of, uh, five.
13:49No offense, but you're kind of annoying when you have your happy mask.
13:55Wait, is that mean to say?
13:57Zubal, help Ragatha with assembly. I'm gonna go over here now.
14:08Oh, are you kidding me?
14:16Hey, Gango! I think the clock's broken.
14:19Is it broken? Or are we the broken ones?
14:22Ah, great.
14:23How long has this shift really gone on for?
14:25Six hours?
14:27Eight?
14:27Twenty-four?
14:28A week?
14:29A year?
14:30Does time even move in here?
14:32Will we ever go home?
14:34Will we ever achieve our dreams?
14:38Oh, wait.
14:40Yeah, that clock's broken.
14:48Well, that was more info on gloink reproduction than I ever needed to know.
14:59Can you move?
15:01Yo, Jax.
15:03I, like, hate you, but I don't want you to hate me.
15:08Is that weird?
15:11You're drunk or something.
15:14Oh, yeah.
15:19How you doing?
15:21Everything's been...
15:23I'm doing fine.
15:26Wish I could say the same.
15:29Jax, there's dishes back here.
15:31You got time to lean, you got time to clean.
15:35Oh, God.
15:36I'm on it.
15:37Later, Pomni.
15:39Later, Pomni.
15:59You, uh, you good?
16:04My comedy mask is usually broken by now.
16:08We're doing another one of these.
16:10Um, is the mask not making you happy?
16:17Do you have anybody to talk to?
16:20Like, in regards to your issues?
16:24I'm sure Ragatha would like to help you out.
16:28Huh.
16:29Oh, Ragatha.
16:31I love her, but...
16:34After a while, it gets kinda hard to tell how genuine she's actually being.
16:40Well, maybe...
16:42Anyway, we can't spend all night out here talking about our feelings.
16:47We've got work to do.
16:49Hehehehehe.
17:05Alright, I'm clocking out.
17:07Well, this wasn't fun at all.
17:09See y'all later.
17:27See y'all later.
17:28Ugh.
17:34You know, when Ragatha gets off, I feel like she might need a designated driver.
17:39Why are you asking me?
17:41I'm closing tonight.
17:43Oh, no. I meant I drive her home.
17:46Oh.
17:47I think she gets off in an hour?
17:50Okay. I can stick around until then.
17:58She's not going to...
17:58Um...
18:08Uh...
18:11Uh...
18:12Ooh!
18:15Uh...
18:18Uh...
18:19Uh...
18:20Uh...
18:21Uh...
18:22Uh...
18:24Uh...
18:24Uh...
18:24Uh...
18:34Hey, you know, I can close for you if you want.
18:41Huh?
18:43If you want to get out of here, you can.
18:46You don't have to be stuck here alone.
18:48I can handle closing.
18:51Would that be okay?
18:56I think so.
18:57You should go home and get some rest.
19:23What a weird day.
19:27What a weird day.
19:28What a weird day.
19:43What a weird day.
19:44What a weird day.
19:46What a weird day.
19:46What a weird day.
19:48What a weird day.
19:48What a weird day.
19:49What a weird day.
19:49What a weird day.
19:49What a weird day.
19:50What a weird day.
19:53What a weird day.
20:29All righty, let's get this performance review out of the way.
20:34Overall, pretty productive, made a lot of sales with few customer complaints.
20:38Couldn't help but notice, however, that you seem to have cut your own shift short,
20:42went a little kooky, and ran out into oncoming traffic.
20:45Now, being in a position of power like this, you could offload the blame to one of your employees
20:51and avoid the dock on your score.
20:54What do you think?
20:55No, that was my responsibility.
20:59I just... cracked under the pressure, I suppose.
21:03Hmm, well, that's gonna knock your overall score down to...
21:08A B+.
21:09How's that sound?
21:14Speechless.
21:14I can't say I blame you.
21:16Not every executive is as forgiving as me.
21:20And that's it for the reviews.
21:22You have yourself a nice day.
21:35I am such a good boy.
21:37I am such a good boy.
21:43Hey, what are you all the way out here for?
21:47I messed everything up.
21:49The mask didn't work.
21:52And now I don't think anybody wants to talk to me anymore.
21:57I still like talking to you.
22:00Look, the new mask was a bust.
22:03So what?
22:04I'm sure we'll find something that works eventually.
22:10I don't deserve a friend like you.
22:13Well, you've got one.
22:15Now, come on over and hang out with the rest of us.
22:18Bring your art, too.
22:19I always like seeing what you draw.
22:21Bye.
23:07I love you
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