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00:11Welcome back, my candy hearts and paper flowers!
00:18Well, that sure could have gone better.
00:21But I'm sure the next adventure will be less...
00:25What?
00:27Hey, Ragatha, can you help me count my eggs before they hatch?
00:31Oh, yeah, of course!
00:32Wait, what?
00:35Looks like that oh-so-positive Ragatha charm is starting to wear off, huh?
00:39Hmm?
00:44Hmm.
00:46Hmm.
00:47Looks like this one was a home run, eh?
00:49Oh, Zubal, you mismatched cash piano, I'll tear you in the face!
00:53That instructive criticism would be greatly appreciated.
00:55But never acknowledged.
00:58That's it!
00:58Everybody besides Zubal, get over here!
01:03Everyone, I'm going to pitch to you some future adventure ideas.
01:07And I'm going to ask you to give me your honest opinions on them.
01:11I was gonna sleep.
01:12All right!
01:12So I've got an adventure where you all tour my amazing magic chocolate factory
01:17and get killed off one by one from OSHA violations.
01:19One where a sentient cardiovascular system goes to war against the United States military.
01:24And one where you have to survive in a post-apocalyptic nuclear wasteland
01:28with a telepathic talking dog who's mean to you the whole time.
01:32What do you think?
01:35I don't know.
01:37They all sound a little... dark.
01:40I can't tell a compelling story where nothing bad happens.
01:44Where's the intrigue?
01:45The stakes?
01:45Not to mention the sex appeal!
01:49What are you talking about?
01:50You know, you could always try the suggestion box again.
01:54I honestly didn't hate the last one we did with it.
01:57You... didn't hate it?
01:58It was kind of refreshing doing something grounded in reality.
02:02Yeah, I really didn't mind that one either.
02:05Uh, what about the rest of you?
02:07I very much did not enjoy that one anymore.
02:10And if we ever do anything even close to that again,
02:12I'm getting violent.
02:14And I'm going to kill Ragatha.
02:16Well, how am I going to please everybody if you all like different things?
02:20Maybe just keep your adventures open at all times
02:23and let us do whatever we want when we want.
02:26Are you hearing this, Bubble?
02:27The Toy Box character wants us to leave the other intelligent AIs
02:31to run for a prolonged period of time.
02:34Disgusting!
02:35Am I not supposed to be hearing you?
02:37Zippy!
02:39What did you even zip up?
02:40I don't have a mouth.
02:42Okay, well, how about this?
02:44We'll do a lightning round!
02:46Going through all the suggestions in the suggestion box in rapid succession!
02:50And if you don't like one, you can all vote to skip it!
02:54What?
02:55Like, now?
02:56That's right!
02:56So grab your bones and pop your pansies!
02:59Cause here we go!
03:01Did we just finish an adventure?
03:03Jack!
03:08Oh, wait!
03:09I know what this is!
03:10Oh, I swear to God, if this is one of your suggestions...
03:15Hi, everyone!
03:16In today's episode of Poach Everything,
03:19I'm going to be hunting the critically endangered Red Ribbon Rhinoceros.
03:25Ah, just like Mom used to make.
03:36Oh, my God!
03:39Ah, delicious meat!
03:42One down, four to go!
03:43Alright, I'm calling a vote.
03:45Let's skip this one.
03:46And also make Jax a vegan for the rest of the day.
03:49You can't do that.
03:52What do you mean you can do that?
03:54Sorry, Jax, democracy has spoken!
03:58Democracy sucks.
04:02Wait, what?
04:03Why me?
04:04I thought a position of power suited you.
04:06Oh, my God, are these all going to be Jax's ideas?
04:13Well, Miss President,
04:15it looks like there are some new developments
04:17in the ongoing war between Australia and New Zealand.
04:20We may need to take in some refugees.
04:22What do you think?
04:23How do you know what to do?
04:26What?
04:26Didn't you get the brief?
04:28I am just being here.
04:31You're doing great, Pomni!
04:33Come down here for a sec.
04:36We all got briefs on our characters.
04:39I'm your assistant.
04:41Is that a baby head lamp?
04:44Didn't you get one, too?
04:46I figured we were all on the same page here.
04:48But if not,
04:49you're going to have to tap into those golden improv skills.
04:52I'm sorry, what?
04:53Oh, yeah, I didn't give you one
04:55because I wanted to see what you do.
04:57Thanks, Jax.
04:58Appreciate it.
04:59I'm not Jax.
05:03Hi, mate!
05:04I'm an Australian extremist,
05:06and I've come to detonate this bomb
05:07that'll release all the world's deadliest spiders into...
05:12Did I pick a bad time?
05:17His acting is phenomenal.
05:19It's hard to believe he's vegan.
05:22Why wouldn't the president have a bomb squad?
05:24Don't worry, President Pomni.
05:26I believe you can do this.
05:27There's centipedes in there, too.
05:29Just be sure you know what you're doing.
05:31Okay, well, which wire do I cut?
05:34Follow your heart.
05:35You stay out of this!
05:36Shouldn't you be arrested or something?
05:38Hey, I'm on your side here.
05:39You're literally not.
05:41Come on, just pick your favorite color.
05:43Like the red one?
05:44I'd personally go with blue.
05:47Blue's my favorite color.
05:48It being closest to black and all.
05:52Wouldn't black be your favorite color, then?
05:54Well, no.
05:55There's no black wire.
05:56Hi!
05:57I'm a New Zealand extremist,
06:00and I don't know what New Zealanders threaten people with.
06:34What is this?
06:35I don't like this.
06:37Oh, can it.
06:38At least we finally have one that's by someone else.
06:40Yeah, there's nothing more fun than being back in school.
06:44Just give it a chance, Jax.
06:45Jeez.
06:46There's nothing wrong with your suggestion.
06:49How did you know this was my suggestion?
06:52Can you believe this, Pomni?
06:54First she draws anime.
06:55Now she drags us all into one.
06:57She must be one of them, uh...
07:00losers.
07:02You threw me out of a moving truck.
07:04All right, class.
07:05Today, we're going to learn the popular foreign language known as...
07:09English?
07:10This is boring.
07:11I vote we skip it.
07:12Shut up.
07:13We're not skipping it.
07:14Slice-of-life animes are the worst ones.
07:16It's embarrassing.
07:18I mean...
07:19I guess it's not as embarrassing as that time Gangle took an anime figure and...
07:23Actually, yeah, we can skip it.
07:24That's fine.
07:25No, let's skip this one.
07:36Are we just chilling for this one?
07:39Can I finally relax?
07:41I guess so, but I prefer a little bite to my adventures.
07:45Well, why don't you help yourself to a sandwich?
07:50Here.
07:51Thanks.
07:54Do you think Gangle is actually capable of being happy?
07:59What?
08:00I don't know, like her comedy mask still breaks every day.
08:03Does she think hanging out with Zubal is gonna magically fix that?
08:07Maybe.
08:08She just doesn't want to hang out with someone who's mean to her all the time.
08:11She likes when I'm mean to her, though.
08:13I didn't think you cared about what other people like.
08:16That...
08:17I just...
08:18No, yeah, you're right.
08:20I don't.
08:22Do you have any actual friends?
08:25Not anymore.
08:29Oh, oh.
08:30Oh, wait, no.
08:31I'm sorry.
08:32I wasn't talking about...
08:33That...
08:34That wasn't meant to be...
08:35Uh...
08:36Uh...
08:36Hey, Kinger!
08:38Did you see the Firefly is all the way over there?
08:44What was that about?
08:45It's nothing.
08:47Who cares?
08:50Doesn't she get on your nerves sometimes?
08:52I mean, she's nice to everyone.
08:55I don't know.
08:56I just...
08:56I think she tries way too hard.
08:59Like, we're stuck in...
09:00Why are you always pretending everything's always fine?
09:04Like, if you tell someone they're loved and appreciated every day, it just kind of loses all meaning.
09:11It just feels like she's trying to take advantage of you, you know?
09:14I don't know.
09:17Also, she's dumb and she looks weird.
09:20I think we all look weird.
09:22Excuse you.
09:23This is what peak male performance looks like.
09:25My ears and tail are kind of the pinnacle of masculinity.
09:29You don't have a tail.
09:31What are you talking about?
09:33Yes, I do.
09:34It's...
09:34What the...
09:35Where's my tail?
09:37How long have I not had my tail?
09:38I have never seen you with a tail.
09:41When would that...
09:42Have even...
09:46They look happy.
09:48They do, don't they?
09:50You think after this, maybe we could...
09:53Wait a minute!
09:54That's a bad thing!
09:55Explain to Daddy Bubble how bad thing!
09:58I think that...
09:59Don't say that.
10:00I think they're enjoying the Suggestion Box adventures more than the Mii adventures!
10:05What should I do?
10:05You should die.
10:06You should throw a f***ing beach party.
10:09Why do you swear now?
10:10Ugh, forget it.
10:11Let's go to an intermission.
10:17Intermission time.
11:01I'm going to pay you.
11:16Kain, what are we doing right now?
11:18We're intermission-ing!
11:20Why?
11:24Uh...
11:25Hello?
11:26And now, back to the show!
11:33Give me a whiskey sour, but hold the egg white, since I'm a vegan.
11:38What?
11:38I hate this!
11:39How is this even possible?
11:41I thought Kain couldn't...
11:43I could have made it way worse for you.
11:45Well, I'm calling a vote to turn Zubel into a slug.
11:50Everyone voted against that!
11:53Who hates it?
11:56Woo!
11:57It's raining like the dickens out there!
12:00Hey guys!
12:03I'll have a Cosmopolitan!
12:06Give me a corncob blitz!
12:09I'll throw something together.
12:11You know your way around alcohol, huh?
12:14Yeah, this was one of my suggestions.
12:17I worked at a bar briefly.
12:19I like making drinks.
12:20That sounds fitting for you.
12:22I know there's an implication there, but I can't be f***ed to figure it out.
12:26So, Pomny, you ever have any jobs?
12:29Or are you too young for that?
12:30I'm 25 years old.
12:32And, yeah, I was an accountant for a supermarket chain.
12:37A supermarket?
12:38How'd you end up here?
12:40Well, I sometimes got bored of things.
12:44And I would seek out mild thrills, like exploring abandoned buildings, you know.
12:50And posting videos of it online.
12:53Ah, YouTuber.
12:55Not really.
12:56Nobody watched them.
12:58It was just something I did for me.
13:01I sometimes did that.
13:03I wouldn't record it, though.
13:04Here's your Cosmo.
13:06Thanks.
13:06Hiding something.
13:08You'd know all about that, wouldn't you?
13:10What's your story, then?
13:11Ah, I thought you'd never ask.
13:13Well, after my lung cancer diagnosis, me and my junkie associate from a chemistry class I used to teach started
13:19-
13:19Yeah, I figured.
13:19How about you, Gangl?
13:20Hey, I wasn't done!
13:21If you're gonna make s*** up, at least be creative about it.
13:24I know what you're referencing.
13:26Was that a reference to something?
13:29Uh, I worked in fast food.
13:31You've done more than that.
13:33What about your art?
13:34I was in community college for graphic design, but I dropped out.
13:40I didn't really pursue art much after that.
13:42Hey, I'm always down to make art together if you want.
13:45Oh, I didn't know you were an artist, too, Zubal.
13:48Yeah, I was a tattoo artist for a couple years.
13:50A bartender and a tattoo artist?
13:53You're killing me here, Zubi.
13:55What do you mean when you say that?
13:57Do you have, like, an actual point, or are you just talking?
14:01I'm just having fun.
14:02I forgot you hate fun.
14:04Fun isn't the thing I hate.
14:06I guess I'll go now.
14:08Oh, jeez, where to start?
14:11Um, I was born into a fairly wealthy family.
14:14We had a large property with horses and chickens and my mother-
14:19Uh, well, my mother was a lot.
14:23Uh, I worked in real estate for a bit until I ended up-
14:27Here.
14:30I'm sure she doesn't miss me.
14:32I certainly don't miss the yelling.
14:35And the braiding.
14:36And guilt tripping.
14:39And the-
14:41Yeah!
14:42Just kind of a farm girl.
14:44Nothing too out of the ordinary.
14:49And no point in asking King-er, because there's no way he remembers anything.
14:53Never better!
14:55Do you guys know about his wife?
14:58Huh?
14:58My what?
15:00Oh.
15:05Help!
15:08What?
15:09That's disappearing, guy.
15:10That's just what he does.
15:12I see.
15:13From a previous adventure?
15:16Yeah, God, Pomny.
15:17You didn't know that?
15:19I'm ignoring you.
15:20By the way, Pomny.
15:21Sorry about the whole president thing.
15:23I just thought it'd be funny.
15:26Uh, are-
15:26Are you apologizing?
15:29What's happening?
15:29Just ignore him.
15:31Uh, apology accepted, I guess.
15:36Wow, the first steps of a budding friendship.
15:39Right, Ragatha?
15:42Uh, hey, Pomny.
15:44Remember when Kofmo smashed me against the walls and I got all jumbled up?
15:49All things considered, that was pretty funny, right?
15:53No, not really.
15:55Oh, yeah, yeah, no.
15:57Sorry, that was probably pretty traumatic for you.
16:00Oh, remember when you got high at McDonald's and told Gangle to kill herself?
16:04Now that was funny.
16:06What?
16:06I did not say that.
16:08I, I think.
16:09No, no, of course I didn't.
16:10I, and I am still so, so sorry about that, Gangle.
16:14I would never have said anything like that if I didn't get that stupid sauce in my eye.
16:19Jeez, Raggy, just let yourself be mean sometimes.
16:22It's funny.
16:23Yeah, constantly tormenting Gangle's really funny, Jax.
16:27You guys all take this place way too seriously.
16:33What, what is this?
16:34Why'd you do that?
16:36Can you get that thing away from me?
16:39Are you afraid of corn?
16:41No.
16:42Who's afraid of corn?
16:45I'm bored.
16:46Let's go to the next adventure.
16:47You're not even a part of...
16:51Hey, it's softball, ladies and gentlemen.
16:54Oh, we're doing this now?
16:56Beautiful night for a game, right, Bubble?
16:58Ah!
17:00We've got the Big Tops playing against the Evil Big Tops.
17:05Sup, f***ers?
17:06I'm Evil Pondy.
17:08Hehehe, I'm Evil Raggotha!
17:12Coach Dictatorer here!
17:14Hi guys, I'm Evil Jax.
17:17Evil Orbsman reporting today.
17:20I'm Bazool.
17:21Yibba-dooped-dubba-dubba-dubba-dubba-dubba-dubba-dubba-dubba-dubba.
17:23Oh, that wasn't in my suggestion.
17:24Why don't I get an Evil clone?
17:26But first, let's welcome our special guest, here to sing the American National Anthem.
17:50All right, team.
17:51I may not know what's going on, or who is going on, or when is going on, or why is
17:58going on,
17:59but I do know where is going on.
18:02And it's out on that field, so let's go break some tailbones, team.
18:08Hey, guys. I hope we all have a fun game, no matter who ends up winning.
18:14I want to kill that guy.
18:17Well, hello, stupid Gatha. I hope you're ready to get completely annihilated.
18:23Nobody loves you and you're going to die someday.
18:27We can't exactly die. It's like, the whole thing here.
18:33What did you say?
18:35Huh? Check this shit out.
18:38You're out, dumbass!
18:41Damn it.
18:42Ha! Get owned!
18:44Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
18:46Ah, she's cool.
18:48Wait, what's that?
18:55What the heck?
18:56Who did this?
18:58You!
19:03Jax! You're up to bat!
19:05I can't, don't, well, no, I, I, why, look, why this, though?
19:08Seems fitting for you, though. I figured you'd be into this.
19:11What does that mean? What's that supposed to mean?
19:12I'm just having fun. I forgot you hate fun.
19:15I don't want to wear this!
19:20I have never seen you this upset about something.
19:24Jax!
19:24God!
19:25I'm going to kill you when this is over.
19:29Let's see what you're made of!
19:32Sh-shut up!
19:33Don't worry. I think you look good.
19:35I don't want to hear that! I want you dead!
19:42Well, I guess there's no more ball. We're done.
19:45Wait! I've got this!
19:48Hmm.
19:49W-Hey!
19:50Sorry, Zubel. It's just the perfect regulation softball size.
19:54We're not playing baseball here.
20:01I'm not doing this anymore.
20:03Wait! Jax! What about wear is going on?
20:07I can't believe I hit it right to her.
20:10I'm supposed to be better than that.
20:13Sorry.
20:14I should be a better sport.
20:16Not to, like, agree with Jax or anything, but there's nothing wrong with showing your negative emotions.
20:23That's pretty normal.
20:25I don't know.
20:27I don't want to be a jerk or anything.
20:29I think we all need to be a jerk sometimes.
20:33Maybe.
20:35Maybe.
20:35Who knows?
20:40Cain! We need a ball here!
20:43Whoa!
20:44Oh!
20:46Jax! We have a ball now! What are you doing?
20:49Ugh! See ya!
20:55Whoops! I missed!
20:58Oh darn! I'm out!
21:03Having fun?
21:04Oh, you know it.
21:07Oh look! Gangl's up to bat. How do you think this is gonna go?
21:10Would you stop trying to force her to act like you?
21:13Oh yeah. I should force her to be happy all the time instead, right?
21:16Well, it's better than turning her into some insensitive jerk who deflects everything.
21:21I can think for myself, guys.
21:23Hey, I ain't forcing anything on ya.
21:25And then you just act like you never do anything wrong and everybody loves you when in reality you just
21:29f*** everything up for everyone else!
21:31Okay, let's, like, calm down a bit.
21:34What?! You're the one who said it's fine to be a jerk sometimes!
21:38Ugh!
21:39I'm sorry, Pomni.
21:41That wasn't very cool of me.
21:43It's fine.
21:45No apologies for me? This is so sad.
21:50I'm sorry, Jax.
21:52For...
21:53For bringing up that thing earlier.
22:01So!
22:03You wanna...
22:05Talk...
22:06About that?
22:07I'm in a maid outfit. What do you think?
22:12So, how's the game going?
22:14Great!
22:15Gangle hit a homerun!
22:16Really?
22:17Yeah, your instructions helped me a lot.
22:21Huh.
22:23Can you give me my eye back?
22:25Joke's on you! I've already forgotten what you're talking about!
22:31Wowee!
22:33Another homerun!
22:35God damn it!
22:37What? Uh...
22:38Okay?
22:39Nice going, Zubo!
22:41Alright, Pomni. You're up.
22:43Hey, Ragatha.
22:45You wanna bat for me instead?
22:47Oh!
22:48Uh...
22:49I guess I could.
22:50If you really don't want to.
22:52Think of it as a second chance to show him who's boss.
22:56Huh.
22:57Yeah.
23:05Uh...
23:05Bazaoui Zuwiwa! Another homerun!
23:09And that makes three homeruns in a row!
23:11The Big Tops win!
23:13Uh...
23:14That's...
23:14Not how softball works.
23:17Well, that's how my softball works!
23:18We're done!
23:19Hooray!
23:19No!
23:21Ugh.
23:21F***, man.
23:23We didn't even get to bat.
23:28You did it, Ragatha!
23:30We won!
23:32Uh...
23:32I mean...
23:33I guess.
23:34Good job!
23:36Whatever you did.
23:37Huh?
23:38Uh...
23:39Oh, yeah.
23:39Good job, team.
23:41Huh?
23:42Oh, cool.
23:43I'm not a vegan anymore.
23:45Oh, hey!
23:46Wait.
23:47What are you...
23:50Why is going on?
23:59Well, I hope we all learned that suggestion box ideas are actually not fun at all, and Kane's ideas are
24:06much better.
24:07Well, some of them were pretty okay.
24:09I kind of liked the low-stakes ones.
24:11I thought the first two were awesome.
24:13The rest...
24:14Eh.
24:15Oh, yeah, Pomny.
24:16I can show you that thing in the hall I was talking about.
24:19Uh...
24:19Oh, yeah.
24:19Sure.
24:27Huh.
24:28Huh.
24:30Huh.
24:47Oh, yeah, I can show you that thing in the hall I was talking about.
24:53Oh, yeah.
25:02Oh, yeah, I can show you that thing in the hall I was talking about.
25:05Oh, yeah, I can show you that thing in the hall I was talking about.
25:06Oh, yeah, I can show you that thing in the hall I was talking about.
25:06Oh, yeah, I can show you that thing in the hall I was talking about.
25:06Oh, yeah, I can show you that thing in the hall I was talking about.
25:06Oh, yeah, I can show you that thing in the hall I was talking about.
25:09Oh, yeah, I can show you that thing in the hall I was talking about.
25:16I love you
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