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Baddies - Season 1 Episode 5 - Best Laid Plans engsub watchfull🍿🍿 Secret Engagement
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00:00Where's Hank? Did he get lost in the chase?
00:02Anā tēnā mea, ko Jeff Sanders.
00:04Hello there, up and set, don't you?
00:06Te rāpea māku koe āwhina, kia noho ki waho o te reko hatane.
00:10Nōko anō te he, i aui mahua mai iā koe kimuri.
00:14Sorry to break it to you.
00:15I'm a bad, you know.
00:18Mikey!
00:21Mikey's letter, you still have me.
00:22He said I can go with him, in the big city.
00:24He never said anything about you leaving.
00:26How would you know what it seemed?
00:27I wrote the letter.
00:28I did not see that coming.
00:31Hurry up, Jonny!
00:32Oh!
00:33Are you scared of heights?
00:35Go on!
00:37Oh, you are, aren't you?
00:39Oi!
00:40Chateau, Jones.
00:41He's the one who nicked us to eat.
00:42He's the one who nicked a thing.
00:43Nobody likes you, Jones.
00:45Get your own chips.
00:49It's a shame.
00:51Stop!
00:55Jeff!
00:58I didn't do it.
01:03He's gonna have my fingerprints on me.
01:04What are you doing?
01:05We need to help him!
01:06No!
01:07Oh, I wasn't here.
01:08I wasn't here.
01:08No!
01:10Hey, what's going on out here?
01:13Obviously!
01:15No one's gone.
01:17You're right now.
01:18You're right now.
01:20What's wrongly, Chateau movie?
01:25You're wrong.
01:26I don't care.
01:27anyone. So don't blame me.
01:30How are you defeating her? You were a privileged Pākehā boy with a judge for a month. And
01:36I was just a bad Māori boy standing next to a dead body. Who do you think the cops are
01:41gonna believe?
01:46You owe me.
01:52First I step to the left, then I slide to the right, then I drop it down low, slow,
01:58when we hit that vibe, take it down to the floor, when the people roar.
02:03Kati, ki te kore a Mikey te taone nui? Atena, kei hea ia?
02:07Kei te taone nui a Mikey. I wanna see Mikey. No more lies.
02:13He's in prison.
02:18Pfff, talk about a plot twist.
02:31Hea ha te takei nai nai te rangatira kororia.
02:35Tua tahi, Makua Fish ha tango i tana tūti tāpuhi. Kia hoki atuia ki te hua ki te pāka tchakimoni.
02:43Tua rua.
02:46George thinks that the camp leaders might have figured out that he's been helping us.
02:51Noreida, Ghost.
02:53He rea pēnei he kini kiore rātou, wakangaro atuia rātou i roto i tengahere.
02:58Te rā pēa ka perangi koe tēnei.
03:00Where'd you put those other girls?
03:02In the hills.
03:02So you put the four kids who almost escaped back in a room together?
03:08Hei tōki koe!
03:10Hei tika tonu tāna.
03:12Bi, au rea mai ngā kōtiro paia rāu a kikora.
03:15Hm, nā, maku e titiroki roto i te pūkai rāpuhi mō te tahi atu mea, kia whatia te pāka tchakimoni
03:22because fish doesn't exactly scream competent safecracker to me.
03:27Ghost.
03:29Māu ngā kōtiro e arahi hoki.
03:31Ka pai?
03:32Tōro mai.
03:40What?
03:47Jack.
03:49Jack, kōrero mai ki ai.
03:51Don't listen to him, Jack.
03:52This guy puts your lights to shame.
03:54I know, right?
03:57You two.
03:59You're coming with me.
04:00What if we don't go?
04:01Well, I have two guns that can change your mind, okay?
04:04Hurry up.
04:05Hei.
04:05Kitāri a koe i arahi hoki.
04:07Oi, pirangi anau kiti kōrero ki tō pāhi.
04:10Jack.
04:11I wanna help you break into the safe.
04:12Oh, nina.
04:14Mai tō whareherehere nei.
04:17Tururaki.
04:20Move.
04:27Drake.
04:29E kore tai e koe i te āwhina i arātou.
04:31Kai au te tikanga mōkū.
04:34Oh.
04:35Kua hou tō matu.
04:37E kore koe e āwhina i arātou.
04:39Ko te matu a tūturu.
04:41E kore e rūpau ki te kanohi o tāna tamaiti.
04:44Hei.
04:45Hei.
04:47Hei.
04:49Hei.
04:50Hei.
04:52I know we're not friends any more, but I wouldn't mind having your dad if you don't want him.
05:00Hei.
05:03Hei.
05:04Hei.
05:18Hei.
05:21Hei.
05:23Hei.
05:24Hei.
05:24Hei.
05:25Hei.
05:26Hei.
05:26Hei.
05:26Fully.
05:27All that other stuff.
05:29Nah.
05:30Hello lovebirds.
05:31Fish.
05:31Hei.
05:33Hei.
05:34Hei.
05:35Jonathan!
05:36I'm a fish.
05:37Oh shit.
05:38And you?
05:39Don't go anywhere?
05:41Oh.
05:41Put a nail through your other foot.
05:47I did it!
05:50Nail through your other foot.
06:00Oh.
06:04Oh.
06:05Where are you taking us?
06:07I'm going to tie you up like a rat king and leave you in the bush.
06:12Hang on.
06:12Oh.
06:14Oh.
06:15Take me instead.
06:16I volunteer as tribute.
06:18Oh.
06:20Oh.
06:21Oh.
06:22Hei.
06:28Hei.
06:29Hei.
06:29Hei.
06:29Hei.
06:31Hei.
06:33Hei.
06:35Hei.
06:36Hei.
06:36Hei.
06:36Well, I've got faith in you bro.
06:38Maue whika whika.
06:39Shane!
06:40Shane!
06:41Shane!
06:41Hei.
06:43Maue timata ki te pao akati akimoni.
06:46Maako tēnei a whakatika.
06:49Kane!
06:49Tei au te mea e perangi ana koe.
06:52Iata tau koe Jack.
06:53A takuariki karanga mai koe.
06:55Maako koe e awhina ki te huakina i te pao akati akimoni.
06:59I've got my expert safe crack on it.
07:01Why?
07:01You could just blow it up with some dynamite.
07:04Dynamite?
07:04Mm.
07:05Tika tau tau.
07:06Let me just call the dynamite furry shall I?
07:09Dynamite furry!
07:10Dynamite furry!
07:11Dynamite furry!
07:11Maako tiki te tainamaiti?
07:13Um.
07:14I think you have to put a tooth under your pillow first.
07:17Crazy Larry uses dynamite to search for gold in the bush.
07:20Maako e a haere ki te tiki e tahi.
07:22E kore i e tuku ki atatatu koe ki aia.
07:25Engari mohi o i aki au.
07:27He's even got a nickname for me.
07:29Um.
07:30He, he called him Jackie Chan.
07:32Which doesn't make sense.
07:33Cause Jackie Chan is Chinese and Jack isn't Chinese.
07:37Engari kaha hau ki te tuku te tamante prihimana.
07:41E te mea.
07:41Kaore au e maa harahara.
07:44Me te mea nei.
07:46He aere ro te kata ataku matua.
07:52Alright.
07:54Sounds like a decent plan Jackie Chan.
08:00Jack.
08:01Jack!
08:03Jack!
08:03How are you to me on that mic?
08:04What day ain't mine?
08:07I won't make you go now.
08:08I'll show you Captain Crybaby here.
08:11Ooh.
08:14I didn't know your last name was Crybaby.
08:16It's Captain Crybaby to you.
08:19We should atleast tell everybody what happened.
08:21You know.
08:21A busted kid.
08:25Why?
08:25I don't know your last name was Crybaby.
08:26Why are you still so obsessed with being cool?
08:28Trying to be cool is like the least coolest thing ever.
08:31Like I'm gonna take advice from somebody who has like no friends.
08:35Alright.
08:36Calm down now little ladies.
08:37Yeah well atleast me having no friends is by choice.
08:40For you it's cause nobody can stand to be around you.
08:43Says you.
08:44You're a human repellent.
08:45Whoa!
08:48They are just children venting their emotions.
08:52Don't hurt them.
08:58I want to help you break into the safe.
09:04You traitor.
09:06Okay, and how are you going to help me?
09:08Got some eyeliner tips?
09:10There's an oxy torch in that pile outside.
09:13What's an oxy torch?
09:16This is an oxy torch.
09:18You turn it on, it gets real hot, and it cuts through metal.
09:21How do we make it work?
09:23You need gas.
09:25A lot of it, ideally.
09:27And where do we get the gas from?
09:28I don't know. I only got here two days ago.
09:33Oh, let's go find some gas then.
09:37Come on!
09:49Kia ora!
09:51Oh, wait there!
09:52Constable Amaru.
09:53Which way is the train station, Constable?
09:55Tahamawi.
09:56Maybe we ask the Constable to untie us.
09:59Oh.
10:00Hmm.
10:02You know what, Jackie Chan?
10:04I see a lot of myself in you.
10:06Nero.
10:07Koia.
10:08E koi te roro.
10:10Kua kore o tekanga tangata e tikana me manaaki te arataui atāgo.
10:15Rokohanga keirunga tāo i te te te hikoi ki te whakahoki tērā me utungia atāgo.
10:21Kore rawau e whakatopu i te roo putire kore.
10:24Pienei tā koutoura.
10:27What if they take the van?
10:29And drive off?
10:34Great minds think alike.
10:42Go to the train station, call the police and tell them what you saw.
10:44Aren't you the police?
10:45I've kind of gone rogue.
10:47All right, let's go.
10:53I'm coming with you.
10:54Hop on.
11:00You've got my head.
11:02Ka hi koi o.
11:03Ka pai.
11:09I'll catch up.
11:11Oh, Gecko boy, you cracked me up.
11:17Tank, are you sure you're a baddie?
11:20Because you seem like a goodie to me.
11:23What?
11:24No.
11:26Iwanoku a kain.
11:29You know, he'd rub the bank.
11:31I stole this comic.
11:32I've got a walkie-talkie.
11:34But I'm a goodie.
11:35I've got friends.
11:36I've got comics.
11:38And I've got two walkie-talkies.
11:40Two?
11:41So you can talk to yourself?
11:43Miharo.
11:46Did you not like being a goodie?
11:48Jack's dad, places like Camp Halliwell turn people into baddies.
11:52Nā reira kāore i au te whiringa.
11:55You always have a choice on being a goodie or a baddie.
11:59Ah, yeah, tahi wahi rauwa.
12:00Te tipako i te whiringa.
12:02Keno, te whiringa pae rani.
12:05But I promise you, in the long run,
12:08being a goodie is way better.
12:14Wait, are you trying to turn me back into a goodie
12:17so I'll let you out?
12:20Te ahua ni.
12:23Thought so.
12:25E kore koe e hangarika i au.
12:36Fish!
12:37Go check on Alfred.
12:39Horero mai aia mo te pokinga.
12:41Mm-hmm.
12:46All right, show me how this works.
12:53You know you're smarter than you look.
12:56Yeah, it's what happens when you spend most of your time alone.
13:03Okay, now what?
13:09Well, Jackie Chan, your time to shine.
13:12Aere kite kore o kito hoa.
13:15Hey, Larry!
13:16It's me!
13:18Goodbye!
13:19Wait!
13:20We're friends!
13:21Oh, okay.
13:23Catch.
13:26Ho he e au i kii mai koe e hoa koru.
13:29E penei ana.
13:30E tsu takinoi hu.
13:34Pena.
13:36Mi kimi tāpai tua rua.
13:39You think I'm beautiful?
13:41Well, yeah, in an unconventional kind of way.
13:45You have me at unconventional.
13:51Wait, what?
13:52Uh-huh.
13:53Is there an infection?
13:55No, no, no infection.
13:56Um, not yet, anyway.
13:58Ah, koru rea kita atua.
14:06Do you have a foot infection?
14:09Yeah, and it hurts real, real, bad.
14:12I will make it better.
14:14Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
14:16You're gonna be in the back, in the middle.
14:17You're gonna keep an eye on the chin.
14:19What are you girls talking about?
14:21Mm-mm, periods.
14:22Oh.
14:24Oh, how do you turn it?
14:29Okay, then we barricade ourselves in the mess hall.
14:31Kore ele koe?
14:33Kauai, toro mai.
14:35Tai, rua, toru, tīnwa.
14:42Hey, Crazy Larry.
14:44Is that your real name?
14:45Get off my property.
14:48Got pepper spray.
14:49And I'm not afraid to use it.
14:51Wip, wip.
14:52Take a hike, piggy-wiggy.
14:54I'm not a cop.
14:55Boink, boink.
14:56No, I'm not.
14:56What are you talking about?
14:57Last chance, blue-loy.
14:59Come on, Larry.
15:03Big mistake, pretty boy.
15:08No, no, no.
15:09No, no, no.
15:09I stole this vest.
15:10I stole this vest.
15:11I promise I'm not a cop.
15:12What?
15:13No, no, no, no.
15:13I'm not a cop.
15:14I stole this.
15:14I stole this vest.
15:15I promise.
15:16I promise I'm not a cop.
15:17Hrgh.
15:18WEEEEN!
15:25Please don't hit me.
15:27I'm not a cop.
15:29I'm not a cop.
15:29K.O.
15:30I've got it.
15:31I'm not a cop.
15:33I'm not a cop.
15:33Run for you, boys.
15:35I'm not a cop.
15:36Wait up!
15:49Well, I guess the next question is
16:05do you want in?
16:09What I do want, okay,
16:11is to get away from this child-infested hellhole
16:14as soon as possible
16:15that gives me PTSD from when I was a primary school teacher.
16:18You were a primary school teacher?
16:20Home economics.
16:21Trust me.
16:26Which means the real question is
16:31Do you want a quarter of a million dollars?
16:33Or half a million dollars?
16:43Half a million sounds good.
16:45Oh, yes!
16:47Fire it up, Pyro!
16:47Let's go!
16:50You're pretty scary, man.
16:51I'll try my best.
16:54By what?
16:55You really think I'm gonna let you have all the fun?
16:58Move.
16:59Be my guest.
17:11Alright, let's go!
17:15Woo!
17:24What's he doing?
17:25Wait.
17:27So, Ben has informed me
17:29that you're not actually talking about periods.
17:31You've been planning an escape.
17:33We know you're working with the robbers.
17:34It's obvious.
17:35You're a terrible actor.
17:38That is a matter of opinion.
17:40And I'm not working with them.
17:41I'm keeping you safe.
17:43And we'll all be safe if we just escape!
17:45Cutty!
17:46If you don't sit down and shut up,
17:48you'll spend the rest of your time here
17:49locked up on the south.
17:52Bullrush!
18:01I knew you could do it.
18:03I knew you could do it.
18:05You know, I led them on this wild juice house
18:07and I was talking non-stop just like you.
18:09And then, when they were about to cut the safe open,
18:11I snuck out.
18:13It worked perfectly.
18:15Take a mental!
18:16Yeah!
18:17Does this mean the best for us now?
18:20I guess.
18:25Hey!
18:26Where's the keys?
18:29Take, take, take, take, take.
18:31Take, take, take, take.
18:32Take, take, take.
18:32Take, take, take.
18:33Take, I've been sitting with you for the last two hours.
18:40And you don't have a bad bone in your body.
18:49It's all about choices.
18:51And you can make the choices, but only you.
18:54I have a bad bone in your body.
19:06You're not supposed to be so soft.
19:11You're not supposed to be so soft.
19:13I'm not supposed to be so soft.
19:17So you guys can't do it.
19:20You're not supposed to be so strong.
19:22You're not supposed to be so soft.
19:24No, Kane, just sit around while you get us deeper and deeper in trouble.
19:30How about we move on and blow this puppy open?
19:38Set her up, Jackie Chan.
19:50I'm Jackie.
20:15We're going to rescue you, Jack and Tank.
20:18We're going to need to find some weapons.
20:24Let her go!
20:27Ke heliwamao, the robbers are holed up here.
20:29We need backup, tawana.
20:37Hi, Janice.
20:38You can tell her yourself.
20:39You two are the bane of my existence, okay?
20:43You're going back to the shed.
20:44You're hurting me.
20:45I said let her go!
20:46No!
20:47No!
20:51No!
20:54No!
20:55It's a man in here.
20:56Oh!
20:57No!
20:57These are not just kids!
21:06How's that?
21:09Anahira.
21:10Kia ora, Jots.
21:26You and me, A.B.
21:35You and me, A.B.
21:39A.B.
21:40A.B.
21:50A.B.
22:00A.B.
22:03Oh, you need to put out the fuse!
22:07No!
22:08Blowing in will make her go faster!
22:12Oh, boy.
22:14Do you think we'll...
22:16Oh, no!
22:17These kids.
22:23Jack!
22:26Let's go, let's go.
22:39Look out!
22:45Optimus!
22:46Sorry!
22:47I'm a goody now!
22:59Everybody in the crowd start bouncing!
23:01Think you can stop what we do?
23:03I doubt it!
23:04We've got the energy, we'll tell you all about it!
23:07I searched for my spark and I found it!
23:10Everybody in the crowd start bouncing!
23:12Making bangers at a young age
23:15My pen's setting fire to the page
23:18I'll just show you how to rock that stage
23:20Listen to this in the car, you'll be getting mood-wrecked!
23:23Listen up, cause what we do every day...
23:32I'll just show you how to rock that stage
23:34I'll just show you how to rock that stage
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