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00:46Good evening, friends.
00:47Thank you so much for tuning in after a nail-biting match on Wednesday.
00:51England are through to the round of 16.
00:56We play at 1 a.m. on Monday morning.
01:03Oh, the joy. And the joy doesn't end there.
01:06Coming up tonight, BAFTA winner Joe Lysa on the show.
01:09Grammy winner Justin Bieber on the show.
01:12Golden Globe winner Edward Norton on the show.
01:16RIT winner Cheryl Tweedy on the show.
01:20And also a superstar in waiting.
01:22She won an audition out of 30,000 people to bag the rollers.
01:27Moana Catherine Langer-Ayer joins us.
01:32Plus, plus, plus, the greatest footballer, I think, of all time.
01:35But who do you think it is?
01:36On the show tonight. Who do you think it is?
01:40The greatest footballer of all time.
01:42On the show tonight, no none of those people.
01:45Stay tuned, because the Jack Charlton interview last week,
01:47you love the Jack Charlton interview.
01:50So, begins with J, ends in Orjbeth.
01:55He shall reveal later. But now, it's time for it.
02:08Nice one, Natalie.
02:09All right, here we go.
02:11This is not a made-up letter.
02:12No, no.
02:14It's not a real letter.
02:15It's from Dwight on the Isle of Wight.
02:17Come on, Dwight.
02:19Yeah, hi, Dwight.
02:20He says,
02:21Dear Chris, does Will ever get nervous before an England game?
02:24Well, let's find out.
02:24Here's World Cup Will.
02:36How are you?
02:38Happy.
02:39Happy.
02:40Hey, stop, stop.
02:44Stop.
02:45Happy round of 16.
02:46Thank you very much.
02:48Will, I think we need calming down.
02:50Can you help us out on that?
02:51I can, Chris, with the piñata of truth.
02:55OK, how so, my friend?
02:57Because, Chris, this piñata holds the result of the England-Mexico game.
03:01No way.
03:03No way.
03:04Is it result or results?
03:07I heard it has all the possible machinations.
03:09It does.
03:10It has all the possible results in them.
03:11But the one that falls out and I pick up will be the result of the game.
03:15Excellent.
03:16OK.
03:17But don't we have to hang the piñata?
03:19We're going to have to hang it.
03:20We're pushed for time, mate.
03:21Don't worry.
03:21I can just do it like this.
03:24Off you go, Will.
03:25Come on.
03:26What's the result going to be?
03:27What's the score going to be?
03:28Here we go.
03:29Let's find out, Chris.
03:30This is the result of the Mexico-England game in this.
03:32Come on.
03:33Welcome, buddy.
03:35Welcome, Will.
03:36Welcome, Will.
03:37Go.
03:40Oh, thank you.
03:42Oh, well.
03:43Oh, well.
03:44Oh, well.
03:47Sweet.
03:48Sweet.
03:48Sweet.
03:49Sweet.
03:50Sweet.
03:50Sweet.
03:50Sweet.
03:51Sweet.
03:52Sweet.
03:52Sweet.
03:53Sweet.
03:56OK.
03:59Who's going to win?
04:00Who's going to win?
04:01What's the score going to be?
04:01Chris, I can tell you the result of the England-Mexico game is.
04:03Yes.
04:10Mexico won.
04:13England.
04:15Three.
04:15Yeah.
04:24They all said Mexico won.
04:27It doesn't matter.
04:30Here's Joe Lyson now.
04:36Yes, Joe Lyson.
04:41I'm on TFI.
04:42He's on TFI.
04:44Woo!
04:46Come on, Joe.
04:47Hello.
04:48Yeah.
04:48Joe, we've got so much to talk about.
04:50Jeez.
04:51How are you?
04:52I'm very well, mate.
04:53I'm very well.
04:53We've got a 70-day tour.
04:55Do you really like it?
04:56Oh, God.
04:56Is it that many dates?
04:57Is it wicked?
04:58We're loving it, loving it, loving it.
04:59We're loving it, like it.
05:00Yes.
05:00Is that what it's called?
05:01I think so, yeah.
05:02OK, thanks.
05:03Why?
05:04It's 20 words long, we worked out.
05:06OK.
05:06I mean, I don't know how the tickets were.
05:07Can you remember it off the top of your head?
05:09Do you really lice it?
05:11Is it, is it wicked?
05:12We're loving it, loving it, loving it.
05:13We're loving it lice it.
05:16Bringing back Garage.
05:17Yeah.
05:19Somebody's got to do it.
05:20It begins in Newcastle on Thursday, the 1st of April, 2027,
05:23and runs until Saturday, the 5th of February, 2028.
05:26Then you've got the exhibition, the art exhibition going on.
05:28That's called Everything Must Go.
05:30Are they for sale?
05:31The painting's for sale.
05:32Everything is for sale.
05:33But it's all about things that are no longer with us,
05:36so it's like pictures of mammoths and then Margaret Thatcher.
05:39Beautiful.
05:40All right.
05:40And then your TV show, The Lice Arms, is out later this year
05:43and will be broadcast on Channel 4 on Fridays, 10pm.
05:46Oh, please, God, let's follow that.
05:47That'd be nice, wouldn't it?
05:49That'd be cool.
05:49Well, it's very much inspired by your, I mean, this, basically.
05:53I mean, I love live TV.
05:55I'm thrilled to be back doing live TV.
05:56Well, we're thrilled to have you back.
05:58Since we last met and we last talked...
06:00Are we going to kiss?
06:01It feels like we're really close.
06:03I feel like...
06:04Come on.
06:05Come on.
06:07No, no, no.
06:09Well, hang on.
06:10You can't do that.
06:12You can't reel me in and then throw me away.
06:15Well, you've got to, you know, buy me dinner.
06:18No, I would.
06:19Everything Must Go opens Wednesday, 29th of July, Birmingham Museum and Art Gallery.
06:24So this is way ahead of the tour.
06:25The 78 tour, that's all good.
06:28Your last tour, did it pay for your house in here?
06:30What was it called again, that one?
06:31It was called, oh, more, more, more, how do you lice it, how do you lice it, that one was
06:36called.
06:36And wasn't the whole point of that to pay off your mortgage?
06:41Sort of.
06:42It was...
06:43Oh, God, how do I explain this quickly?
06:45Basically, there'd been anti-LGBT protests in Birmingham and I wanted to counter that,
06:51so I wanted to turn my local area into a gay village.
06:54But I then also discovered that house prices go up when areas are considered to be gay villages,
07:00because of, like, the kind of pink pound.
07:01And so I kind of, in a pincer movement, tried to solve anti-LGBT protests and my house price in
07:08one go
07:08by setting up a changed King's Heath into Queen's Heath.
07:11Oh, right.
07:13And we've now been running a Pride, we just did it a couple of weekends ago,
07:16we've been running a Pride there with, like, 10,000 people came this year,
07:20and I did sell the house, because we've moved to a bigger house with a driveway.
07:25Hey, I did well out of the tour.
07:27With a driveway?
07:28With a driveway, yeah.
07:29And the house went for a lot more than it would have done,
07:31and it went to two gay doctors, so I'm thrilled.
07:34Congratulations.
07:35Well done.
07:36Thank you, yes.
07:37I'm rich!
07:38Yay!
07:40Your show, Late Night Lyset...
07:43Yes.
07:43You know, the two real stars were your aunties, of course.
07:48Completely disagree.
07:49Yeah.
07:50You would, but the rest of us wouldn't.
07:53For people who haven't seen it, what did your aunties do on that show?
07:56What might they do on the Lyset Arms, your new show?
07:58So they...
07:59I didn't want anyone involved from my family, and they've maintained that forever,
08:04and then one of the producers, Lisa, said,
08:06is there anyone in your family that would want to be on the show?
08:08And I was like, there's lots of want to be, but I don't want anyone near the show.
08:12And they went and then just interviewed loads of my family,
08:15and my two aunties ended up being, like, stars of the show,
08:18and they sort of interviewed people, and they ended up having, like, a break-off show.
08:22And they're sort of full chaos, but it has been great,
08:26because it's sort of, like, we've got really close as a result of it,
08:30and they're now, like, they've got a huge Instagram, and...
08:33Yeah, so it's sort of, through gritted teeth,
08:35I've allowed them to come on the Lyset Arms show.
08:38I think they're going to be barmaids, but I don't know.
08:40All right.
08:42Well, Aunty Pauline, do you have a question this morning?
08:44Oh, no.
08:46Or Joe?
08:47Hello, Aunty Pauline!
08:49Hi, Joe, how are you?
08:50How are you?
08:51I'm good, thank you.
08:51I'm on TFI, I'm having a lovely time.
08:54Good.
08:54Well, I just want to ask you a quick question.
08:57Oh, no.
08:58God, go on, then.
09:00I want to know...
09:00Is this how our family works now?
09:02We just speak over radio and television programmes.
09:06I want to know if I'm going to be on your new Channel 4 TV show,
09:12and if I am, am I going to get more money?
09:15Yay!
09:17OK, money is probably for money, yeah?
09:20Money, yeah.
09:21Money, yeah.
09:22Well, first off, Pauline, I'm not involved in the fees and the contracts, so...
09:27And you were going to be involved, but now you've blindsided me
09:29on the Chris Evans TFI show.
09:32Possibly not.
09:32Yes, you will be.
09:33I think barmaid has got to be the...
09:36Yeah.
09:36I mean, can you pour a pint?
09:39What are your skills?
09:40I actually don't know what you can do.
09:42You don't know what my skills are?
09:44Pauline, from your appearances on Joe's show,
09:47you know, asking questions to guests,
09:48which has been your most memorable standout?
09:50Oh, Joan Collins.
09:52Oh, yeah, Joan Collins.
09:53What did you ask Joan Collins?
09:54I didn't see that one.
09:55What did you ask Joan Collins?
09:55Yeah, what did you ask Joan Collins?
09:58Oh, my God, it was awful.
10:02I wanted to ask Joan Collins who was her best leading man
10:06that she'd worked with,
10:08but I had to change it slightly to who was her best shag.
10:14All right, I'd like to remind you...
10:17OK, unfortunately, that's all we've got time for
10:19from Aunty Pauline this morning.
10:23Aunty Pauline's obviously still in late-night lice-it mode.
10:27It's hard working with these women.
10:28Tell you what, that's...
10:29She's just...
10:30Oh, gosh.
10:31As far as the material for the new tour,
10:34do you really lice it?
10:36Is it wicked?
10:37We're loving it, loving it, loving it.
10:38We're loving it, lice it.
10:40Have you started penning things?
10:43Yeah, I'm doing lots of new material gigs,
10:45and they're my favourite gigs.
10:46I love dying on my arse, basically.
10:49Are you actually?
10:49Yeah.
10:50That's such a blessing, isn't it?
10:51Well, yeah, I mean, it's just the freedom of going,
10:54this can work or not,
10:56and an audience sort of giving the audience the power.
10:58And they love that, because they're like,
10:59well, if we don't find this funny, then, you know, you die.
11:02You know, it's great.
11:03You die, but not forever.
11:05No, but I do love that energy of a show
11:07where you've got the notes and you're going,
11:09I had a half idea over here,
11:10and your brain sort of gives you something in the minute
11:12and all that is just so fun.
11:14What looks like it might make the cut?
11:15What kind of stuff?
11:17Well, jokes, really.
11:18I mean, it's taken me 20 years doing stand-up to go,
11:20oh, actually, it's just jokes, isn't it?
11:22And I'm really enjoying writing stupid one-liners.
11:25Good for you.
11:25Like, with a set-up and punchline.
11:27Like a Tim Byne kind of thing?
11:28Sort of, a little bit, yeah.
11:29Puns, all of that.
11:30Like, I wrote a joke.
11:32It's about Iran, but it's also about Cilla Black.
11:36That's funny enough.
11:37Let's leave that one there.
11:38Yeah, OK.
11:39I think it's one of the best jokes I've ever written.
11:40Wow.
11:41Go on, Cilla Black.
11:42Did you know Cilla Black hosted a version of Surprise, Surprise in Iran?
11:47Her catchphrase was,
11:49Ayatollah, Laura Love.
11:50It's so bad.
11:51It's so bad.
11:54You giggle at your own punchline.
11:55I know.
11:56It's just because it's so silly.
11:57Ayatollah, Laura Love.
11:58That's it.
11:58That's the best joke.
11:59Yeah.
12:00That was it.
12:00Great.
12:02That's all right.
12:02That was all right.
12:03God.
12:04Yeah, compared to Aunty Pauline, the rest of this interview is a breeze.
12:10Where is the license?
12:11Is it a real pub, the TV show?
12:12It's a mythical pub that will exist in...
12:15So people can come to that?
12:18Probably not.
12:20Just for health and safety reasons.
12:22All right.
12:23All right.
12:23Good.
12:24Let's hear it for Joe Lysen.
12:29More Arantzler black jokes, please.
12:33All right.
12:34Now it's time for a man who's always eager.
12:35It's the one, the only, Justin Bieber.
12:38You guys ready for me to do this?
12:39In five, four, three, two, one.
12:58He hasn't done it.
12:59I'm sorry about that, everyone.
12:59Don't mind.
13:00Sit down.
13:01But you are.
13:02You're the quickest of the night.
13:03But you're not going to beat Take That, I'm afraid.
13:05Okay.
13:05Maybe in the charts, but not on the slip and slide.
13:08Justin Bieber, everybody.
13:12How are you, my friend?
13:13Good.
13:14I got a little towel.
13:15Excellent.
13:16Well, thank you so much for being here.
13:17Thanks for having me, man.
13:18Are you going to perform later?
13:19Yes, sir.
13:19I hope.
13:20But you're not going to perform the current single.
13:22You're going to be performing.
13:23What do you mean?
13:24Well, what do you mean it's still the current single?
13:26Okay.
13:26Is it here in the UK?
13:27I thought Sorry was...
13:28I don't know.
13:29Well, I mean, Sorry just came out last night.
13:30Okay.
13:31Well, we have an album here on good old vinyl.
13:33That's nice, isn't it?
13:33Yeah, it's awesome.
13:34That's cool.
13:35And you've been in Britain for a couple of days.
13:36Have you had a nice time?
13:38It's been awesome.
13:38Yeah.
13:39Enjoying myself, yeah.
13:44Performing, doing a lot of interviews and stuff.
13:46I've got to read this out because it's so impressive.
13:48Number one's in more than 90 countries.
13:53Has over 68 million Twitter followers,
13:55which is more people than the population of Great Britain.
13:58Oh, really?
14:00The video for Baby is the second most watched video of all time
14:03with 1.2 billion hits.
14:05Oh, yeah.
14:06And the first artist of all time
14:08ever to have five number one albums under the age of 19.
14:14For heaven's sake, my friend.
14:16It's not bad, is it?
14:18And all this happened because you were discovered in 2007
14:21on your own YouTube channel.
14:23Yeah, on my own YouTube.
14:24So if kids want to set up a YouTube channel,
14:26do you have any tips for them?
14:27I would just say learn how to tag the video right
14:30because that really, like, just put, like, cute kittens
14:33because a lot of people, like, search cute kittens.
14:35Would you say that's the number one cute kittens?
14:37Yeah, just tag yourself as,
14:39even if you don't have any cute kittens in the video,
14:41just say cute kittens
14:42and I'm sure you'll get some likes.
14:44Okay, and then, so this guy sees one of your videos.
14:47Yeah.
14:47And is he still your manager?
14:49Scooter's still my manager, yep.
14:50You know, how does it work your relationship with Scooter?
14:52You know, does he do everything you say?
14:54Do you do everything he says?
14:55Have you had a row?
14:56Did you split up?
14:57Did you get back together?
14:58Are your songs about him?
14:59My songs aren't about him.
15:00No.
15:01He's someone who's probably one of the most talented businessmen that I've ever met
15:06but he's also someone who really cares.
15:08You know, it's not all about the money for him.
15:10It's about, like, being passionate about what he loves
15:13and he's got a great family and someone who just, yeah, he's awesome.
15:18So, um, can you educate the British TV audience
15:21to what a roast is now, please?
15:23All right, so a roast, basically,
15:25you sit in a chair for, like, an hour and 45 minutes
15:30and people just make jokes about you.
15:33So who is at your roast?
15:35Um...
15:35Shaquille?
15:36Shaquille O'Neal, Snoop Dogg,
15:38Ludacris.
15:39Ludacris.
15:40Ludacris.
15:41Uh, Shaq.
15:42Okay, and it's quite tough.
15:43Did you enjoy it?
15:45Uh, yeah.
15:46It's a bit sticky at moments, isn't it?
15:48As much as I could, yeah, I enjoyed it as much.
15:49So we don't have a roast in for it,
15:50but we do have my son, my six-year-old son,
15:52Noah's killer question.
15:54Are you, uh, are you prepared to accept this question?
15:56Yeah.
15:57Okay, Noah, come on, my friend, come on.
16:01What's up, buddy?
16:01There you go.
16:02How you doing?
16:02Get the microphone up and here you go.
16:05Ask me whatever.
16:05Hi, Justin.
16:06Hi, buddy.
16:07First, I'd like to congratulate you on your new album.
16:15Apparently, it's very good,
16:17even though I haven't heard it.
16:20And my question is,
16:24is your life really full of hot chicks
16:28from morning to night?
16:33What, do you want hot chicks all day, all night?
16:36I don't know.
16:39All right.
16:40Okay, and he's got a present for you.
16:42Yeah, and I drew this car.
16:43Aw, thank you, dude.
16:45You drew this?
16:45Yes.
16:46Wow.
16:48You're talented.
16:49Bye.
16:50Bye, buddy.
16:50Here, give me five.
16:51Come on, hang on.
17:13What do you mean?
17:16What do you mean?
17:17Hey, hey, yeah.
17:18When you nod your head, yes.
17:20What you want to say, no.
17:22What do you mean?
17:24Oh, oh, oh.
17:25You don't want me to move.
17:28Just tell me to go.
17:29What do you mean?
17:32What do you mean?
17:35Hey, yeah.
17:36When you nod your head, yes.
17:38What you want to say, no.
17:40What do you mean?
17:42Hey, yeah.
17:44You don't want me to move.
17:46What you tell me to go.
17:48What do you mean?
17:49Welcome back to TFI Unplugged.
17:51Right, still to come, Cheryl Tweedy's going to be on the show.
17:54Marwana star Catherine Langer-Eyer's going to be here.
17:57And one of the greatest footballers of all time.
17:59George Best.
18:00George Best.
18:02George Best.
18:03George Best.
18:03George, George Best.
18:05All right, I'll give you a clue.
18:07He's won the European Cup.
18:07George Best.
18:08I'll give you another clue.
18:09I'll give you another clue.
18:10That's all you get in.
18:11Oh, George Best.
18:12No.
18:13George Best.
18:14All right, our next guest has wowed us in American History X.
18:17He's hit us in the face in Fight Club and smashed the place up in The Incredible Hulk.
18:22And now he's starring in the brilliant new film, The Invite, which is out in cinemas tomorrow.
18:27So here's an interview we won't want to shorten because it's with Edward Norton.
18:35Hello, Edward.
18:39Welcome, welcome to the show.
18:42Do you have an uncurried resemblance?
18:44Yeah, look, I put my hair back this morning to look like Kane on that header.
18:50Yeah.
18:50Did you watch the game?
18:51Of course.
18:52Yeah.
18:53The second goal was absolutely unbelievable.
18:54Of course, you were at the match the other day, weren't you?
18:56With Brad, you were watching USA.
18:57You won.
18:58Congratulations against Bosnia.
19:00Yes.
19:00Yes.
19:01Yeah, they're looking very good.
19:03They're looking very good.
19:03Very, very good.
19:04You've got some goal scorers now.
19:05Yeah, we do.
19:06We do.
19:07And I think it's fun to be in.
19:09I've been following football, as you guys say, for a long, long time.
19:15And it's fun to see it coming up in the US.
19:19My son plays avidly and knows more about English Premier League.
19:23I mean, he knows, he tells me all about the relegation dramas.
19:27And I say, yes, yes, yes, yes.
19:30You know, like, but the old inevitabilities aren't so certain anymore.
19:35Not at all.
19:35With Germany out and the Netherlands out.
19:37Yeah, and the way they set up the teams.
19:38It's been quite a week.
19:39I mean, Germany and Netherlands being out is pretty wild.
19:41You've got to have goal scorers.
19:42That's it.
19:42Because you can set up any defence.
19:44Almost, we could almost defend with the now famous low block.
19:48You know, Saka and Bellingham and Rice.
19:50And this is a pretty good team this year.
19:52Yeah, yeah.
19:54When you said Saka, I thought you were talking about football again.
19:56But you meant Saka.
19:57Yeah, Brad and I were debating, should we try to hit the next one together?
20:02Which would be fun.
20:03Who gets who in?
20:04Does he get you in or do you get him in?
20:06Oh, I get him in.
20:08The invite is very hot this summer, you know.
20:10Who else is in the box?
20:12Who else do you know?
20:13Do you know, like, Beckham and Messi and people like that?
20:15I have known David for a while.
20:17Does he get you in?
20:18I don't need David to get me in.
20:20I don't need David to get me in.
20:22Who's your call?
20:23Just because he's an owner now, you mean?
20:24Yeah, yeah, of course.
20:25Yeah, no, but I did.
20:28My wife and I went for Halloween as David and Victoria one year.
20:33And I will say it was good.
20:34I had all the ink off of Amazon.
20:38Off Amazon, I got these stick-on sleeves and my daughter helped me put them on my neck
20:42and stuff.
20:43And he texted me the next day and said, oh, mate, you should have told me I'd send you
20:48one of my strips.
20:49You know?
20:52No, he's great.
20:53And actually, my friend Fisher directed that Netflix doc about David.
21:02The only thing I felt in that was that I felt they should have chased down all the British
21:07journalists who trashed him after that and asked them if they regretted the way that they
21:12treated him.
21:13Well, they all came out basically one minute afterwards and said, sorry.
21:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:18They owed him a bit more than that.
21:20Yeah.
21:20But that's all right.
21:21All right.
21:21So for people who haven't seen it, which is basically everyone, because it's not until
21:24tomorrow in the UK, the invite.
21:26There are two couples.
21:27There's an apartment.
21:28There's a couple who are seemingly very unhappy.
21:31There's a couple who are seemingly deliriously happy.
21:35But of course, does it pan out that way?
21:37What else should we say about it?
21:38It takes place all in one apartment in one evening, making it, you know, pretty much the
21:43same movie as The Odyssey this year.
21:46I think if you're going for, if you're, you know, I think it's a good pairing with The
21:51Odyssey because it couldn't have two more different types of films.
21:56But you'll laugh a lot more in the invite than The Odyssey, I expect.
22:00Have you seen The Odyssey?
22:01No, I have not.
22:01I don't expect to laugh.
22:04By the way, if you're laughing in The Odyssey, I don't think that's a good thing.
22:07Let's hope we're not laughing in The Odyssey.
22:09I doubt it.
22:10Now, you're in The Happy Couple.
22:12Your character.
22:12I'm with Penelope Cruz.
22:13How could I be in The Unhappy Couple?
22:17Because you did chase down the rights yourself.
22:18You wanted to make the film yourself.
22:20And then Olivia comes back on the scene and she says, I've got this thing.
22:23And you went, no, it's, are you serious?
22:25Yeah, and what Olivia's done, I mean, it's such a good thing that Olivia directed it and not
22:32me because what she's done is going to put her at the top of everybody's list this year.
22:37It's really, really a fine film.
22:39And you and Seth watched it together, the finished article together.
22:43Yeah, when we saw it, Seth turned and just goes, F me.
22:46He said, oh, my God.
22:48He said, am I in an actually great film?
22:51He said, you know, like, I mean, Seth's been in some pretty good films.
22:54And my wife produced 40-Year-Old Virgin and Superbad and Knocked Up and a lot of Seth's
22:59films.
23:00So that's, we go way back.
23:01We preferred a true or false there, right?
23:04You ask me true or false, OK, about you.
23:07And I have to answer because I've been researching you.
23:08So the team have prepared some questions and I will answer them true or false.
23:13It's the other way around.
23:14Here we go.
23:14What if I don't know the other?
23:16True or false, I have a great light bulb joke.
23:18Yeah, that's true.
23:20How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
23:23I don't know.
23:24A hundred.
23:25Why?
23:26One to do it in 99 to say I could have done that so much better.
23:28Yay!
23:31I used to live in Richard Gere, spelled G-E-A-R.
23:35Come on, guys.
23:36It's not Top Gear, it's Richard Gere.
23:39Old apartment.
23:40And he helped me buy my favourite guitar.
23:42He did help me buy my favourite guitar.
23:44So that's true?
23:44Yeah.
23:45OK.
23:46Did you live in his apartment?
23:47The guitar story is better, though.
23:48Yeah.
23:50I was cribbing away all...
23:52You get per diem when you work in the old days.
23:54Yeah.
23:54So I didn't live in L.A.
23:55I was a New Yorker, so I went to L.A. on my first film.
23:58And I don't remember what you got, like $50 a day per diem, they used to call it.
24:06And they'd give it to you in cash, in an envelope.
24:09And I was thinking...
24:11We were making this film, Primal Fear, that I did with Richard.
24:13And I was thinking, this definitely could suck.
24:19And I might suck.
24:21And this could be my last gig, you know.
24:23So I better...
24:24So I was cribbing away all my per diem, thinking, you know, a few months' rent.
24:31And Richard was...
24:32He said, you're going to be fine.
24:34Like, he said, you can spend your per diem money.
24:36Did he know you were doing that?
24:37Did he...
24:37Yeah.
24:38Well, he took me to look at guitars.
24:40And there was this one...
24:41He is...
24:41I play guitar, and he's a terrific musician and had many, many guitars.
24:46And he said to me, what have you got?
24:50I said, I don't really have anything.
24:51And he said, well, let's go guitar shopping.
24:53And we went.
24:54And I was born in 1969.
24:55And he...
24:57I found this Martin D35 that was made in 1969.
25:02It was a gorgeous guitar.
25:04And I think...
25:06I think at the time, I remember it being like $1,300 or something like that,
25:11which was an inconceivable amount of money for a guitar for me at the time.
25:14And he said, you're getting this.
25:16And I said, I'm absolutely not getting this.
25:18And he said, are you...
25:20Are you keeping your per diem cash, you know, and hiding it under your pillow or something?
25:25And I said, yeah.
25:26And he said, no, you're going to buy this guitar now.
25:30And I still have it.
25:31You still have the guitar.
25:32And that's why he let you stay at his flat.
25:34Yeah, I learned to spend money from Richard Gere.
25:37And it's still your favourite guitar, isn't it?
25:39It is.
25:39Yeah, it pretty much is.
25:40Yeah, it's naughty!
25:43Thanks.
25:44Hello, is that BAFTA?
25:47Still to come, an absolutely massive, really famous, couldn't be more famous football player.
25:51George Best!
25:52George Best!
25:54Shh, for heaven's sake.
25:55Now, let's take the show to the next level.
25:57It's Cheryl Tweedy.
25:58We're here!
25:59We're here!
26:12We're here!
26:17We're here!
26:20We're here!
26:24We're here!
26:26We're here!
26:28We're here!
26:28We're here!
26:30And Cheryl thanks so much for coming on the program welcome back
26:33Thank you very much indeed the first live x-factor tomorrow of 2015. Yeah, you excited. I'm sure you are
26:40What is it about live television that you love the adrenaline?
26:59Oh
27:02That's no
27:06Do you know what I didn't know that was gonna happen
27:09I was wondering where no worries let me kill a question little lower
27:12Well, I'm so glad you asked that because it's the last day of the slip and slide here by Friday
27:16So I promised him ago, and he's up there waiting now to come on with you kill a question. Amazing.
27:21Hello. No
27:23Hi
27:23How are you doing?
27:27Are you ready to come down? Yeah, do you have Cheryl's question?
27:33Okay, you need to count down the biggest one ever, please
27:55How was that was it okay? Yeah, yeah
27:59Right, can you hold your microphone no job will it slip out of your hands there? Is that okay? Yeah,
28:03all right off you go Cheryl is all yours
28:05Hi, Cheryl. Hi, Noah
28:07First I would like to say how pretty you look tonight
28:12And you're adorable and my question is
28:21Can you teach me how to speak your language?
28:27Okay, absolutely
28:29All right, so I'll hold some items up and then you could say what they are right and no one
28:34have gone the bar can join in if you like
28:35Okay, sorry. What is that Cheryl? Chicken tikka masala Noah chicken tikka masala
28:48What flavor crisps are these Cheryl? Smokey bacon Noah? Smokey bacon
28:58It's good. It's good. It's good. I think we're doing this one next. I've got a second. Cheryl. Do you
29:02know what that is?
29:03For the doggy. That's not a pooper scoop is it? Yes, it is
29:07This is a pooper scoop
29:09Noah?
29:10Pooper scoop
29:11Pooper scoop
29:13Pooper scooper
29:14Pooper scooper
29:15Pooper scooper
29:17Pooper scooper
29:18Pooper scooper
29:18Pooper scooper
29:19Pooper scooper
29:21Pooper scooper
29:22Okay, Simon the Bon is about to drive on stage on a motorbike. What kind of motorbike is it? Let's
29:29have a look
29:35It is a Kawasaki
29:38Kawasaki
29:39So it's a Kawasaki motorbike so there's a Kawasaki motorbike
29:43Kawasaki motorbike
29:44Kawasaki motorbike
29:59And one if not the greatest footballer of all time
30:05It's a surprise for heaven's sake
30:07But now taking it into the break. It's Rita Ora with a little Maura coming home
30:11Hey!
30:12I need that home
30:13I'm coming home
30:14I'm coming home
30:16I'm coming home
30:18A slide that I've been living in my home
30:22Oh, I'm coming home
30:26I'm coming home
30:28I'm coming home
30:43Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, that's how I'm feeling
30:48All I've got left is overlander
30:52Oh, oh, I'm coming along
30:56Oh, ooh
31:02Welcome back to TFI Unplugged.
31:05Still to come, our all-star Catherine Langa-Ayer is going to be here.
31:10And our mystery footballing legend in part four.
31:13Any guesses who it might be?
31:14George Best!
31:15George Best!
31:16George Best.
31:17It's George Best.
31:17So I can't hear you either.
31:19It's George Best, Chris.
31:20It's George Best.
31:22Right, TFI Trump, do you want to play?
31:23Yes, please.
31:24OK, here we go.
31:25Right, I'm going to go for Kermit the Frog has a staring competition with me.
31:29Oh!
31:31Well, I've got Will MacDonald, that's me, hosts University Challenge.
31:36Oh!
31:37Which is also very good.
31:39Fun Factor, 93.
31:4171.
31:42Roll the Kermit clip!
31:44Kermit, welcome to the show.
31:45Nice to see you.
31:45Thank you very much for having me.
31:46I'm shaking Kermit's hand.
31:47What about that?
31:48Yes, yes.
31:49Wow.
31:50So, Kermit, do you want a staring competition?
31:53Well, I'm very good at it, John.
31:54OK, well, I'll have a go with you.
31:55I'm excellent.
31:55I'm very good at it.
31:56OK.
31:57Are you ready?
31:59Woo!
32:01Woo!
32:05Woo!
32:08Woo!
32:09Woo!
32:21Woo!
32:22Woo!
32:23Woo!
32:24Woo!
32:29I have to tell you something, I have to tell you, I have a secret, amphibians have clear
32:34eyelids.
32:35Oh, you've been blinking all the time.
32:37I'm afraid I did, I can't lie.
32:39Okay, in that case, wink at me, go on.
32:40Okay.
32:42See, that was it, that was it.
32:45Hello, Kermit.
32:46Unfair.
32:48He doesn't blink.
32:50Dogs in cars sticking their heads out of windows.
32:53That was so good.
32:55That was so good.
32:56I've got the man who can make his stomach look like an elephant.
33:00Oh!
33:01Also good.
33:02Alright, fun factor for mine, 81.
33:0489.
33:05Yay!
33:07Okay.
33:08He's the liveliest man that's ever been in this studio.
33:11Yes.
33:11What's your name?
33:12Rob Walker.
33:13Well, that's great.
33:13He's now going to do it.
33:14He can make his stomach look like an elephant.
33:31He has your best.
33:32He has your best.
33:33He has your best look.
33:33Go forire o Mercury.
33:33He's the best look!
33:33Decider time, here we go.
33:35Alright, I'm going to go for...
33:37Team Fats Friday makes TV history by giving away the first ever million pounds live on television!
33:44That was good, but I've got Chris trashes Will's new flat
33:48before he moves in.
33:51See, I want to see that, but mine score is 99.
33:5391.
33:56Roll the brand-new millionaire!
33:58In the film American Pie, what was the pie made from?
34:02Your answer is apples.
34:06If this answer is wrong, we go to stage five.
34:08If it's right, you're going to become a millionaire.
34:10If it's right, you're going to become a millionaire.
34:11If it's right, you're going to become a millionaire.
34:12The answer is...
34:14Apple!
34:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:31Now, we could do that again if we wanted to.
34:33Choose not to.
34:34We just choose not to.
34:35Nothing to do with the budget or lack of it.
34:37Nothing.
34:38Let's hear it for Will!
34:44Will, Will, it's upside down.
34:49Our next guest is your newest favourite superstar actor.
34:53Even if you don't know who she is yet, you will by the end of the summer.
34:54She's making her film debut in the live-action version of Moana as Moana.
34:59Please welcome Catherine Lange-Aya.
35:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:06How are you?
35:07I'm good, thank you.
35:08Welcome to the show.
35:09Welcome to the show.
35:10Oh, my gosh.
35:11There's a princess in the house, everyone.
35:14How are you?
35:15I'm good, thank you.
35:16How are you?
35:16Oh, my goodness me.
35:17We're all great.
35:18All the better for seeing you.
35:19There were 32,000 people...
35:22...that self-taped for this part.
35:24All right.
35:25Tell us about where did you do the taping?
35:27What was the day like?
35:29What kind of mood were you in?
35:30I would have been right after school.
35:32I think I was probably still in my school uniform.
35:34I did it in my mum's bedroom, like, right next to her bed.
35:38I think it was a one-take wonder,
35:39because my mum had been hounding me all day to put the tape in.
35:42On the phone?
35:42She was, like, in person, like, screaming out to me across the house,
35:46like, Katie, you need to put your tape in.
35:47Catherine, put your tape in.
35:49And I just did not want to do it,
35:50because I was like, this is ridiculous.
35:51I'm not going to get it.
35:52There's no point.
35:53So I, yeah, was very belligerent about putting the tape in,
35:56and I did, like, one version of how far I'll go and sent that in.
36:00Round of applause for Catherine's mum, please.
36:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:04Good on your mum, eh?
36:05I know.
36:06OK, so why were you reluctant?
36:08Just because you thought there's no...
36:09I just thought it was such a ridiculous...
36:10There's no point because there's no chance,
36:13was really my perspective on it,
36:14because, yeah, I was 16, and I just thought,
36:18why pick someone from Australia that's so far away?
36:21So I was like, I'm not...
36:22There's no point.
36:22It's not going to be me, so I may as well just not do it.
36:25You have said it didn't really hit home
36:27until that first day you walked on set in the village.
36:31Yes.
36:31Tell us about that.
36:32Our pre-production was, we were in these sound stages in Atlanta,
36:35and it didn't feel at all like we were going to be filming this movie
36:38about this beautiful island, village, and water,
36:40because we're just kind of in the middle of nowhere in Atlanta.
36:43But then that very first day in the village,
36:46I got to see these incredibly, like, built-out sets,
36:50and we had, well, we call them folles in Samoa.
36:52It's like a hut, kind of like a house.
36:54So getting to look at that for the first time
36:56and interact with all the villagers
36:57and everyone's in costumes and wigs
37:00and we're all kind of decked out now for Kit.
37:02Oh, it's not a school play after all.
37:03No, I was like, we kind of got a budget for this.
37:06It's a massive Hollywood movie.
37:07Oh, and there's Dwayne Johnson still here.
37:09Yeah.
37:09So it wasn't a prank?
37:10Exactly.
37:10Oh, my gosh.
37:12How much have you...
37:13I know you...
37:13I've seen you and Dwayne doing so many interviews together.
37:16Your chemistry is amazing.
37:18You clearly love the bones of each other.
37:19Yeah.
37:19What kind of things...
37:21Give us the headlines of the kind of things you've learnt from him.
37:24I just think he just knows how to carry himself and hold himself,
37:27and I think that's something that I really respect.
37:30Like, knowing how to kind of operate on a set of that size and that scale,
37:33to him, that's like a Tuesday,
37:34but for me it was like the biggest thing of my entire life.
37:37So getting to watch someone be so calm, so collected,
37:39so respectful in that setting,
37:41I feel like that was a great thing for me
37:43to be able to see so early on and learn from.
37:45Isn't it also true, by the way,
37:46that when you were filming, you were studying...
37:48You were supposed to be studying for exams.
37:50I was, yeah.
37:51You were.
37:51So our versions...
37:52I believe yours is the GCSE.
37:54Yes, we did.
37:54Yeah, so our version of, like, is the HSE,
37:57and I was supposed to be studying.
37:58Right.
37:58Usually just sleeping.
37:59How did they go?
38:00Wouldn't know, didn't check.
38:01Okay, all right.
38:02Don't need to.
38:03I'm now an international movie star.
38:06And it's all going pretty well.
38:08Tell everybody about the crab, the characteristics of the crab.
38:10The crab that we've brought in, he's...
38:12I think...
38:13Tommy talked about it a lot, our director.
38:15He talked about how there was a lot of inspiration from David Bowie,
38:18and how they kind of wanted to make the crab look like David Bowie.
38:21So cool.
38:22Why not?
38:22He has two different colored eyes,
38:24which I believe so did Bowie.
38:27So, yeah, they took a lot of inspiration from him
38:29because the crab is quite eccentric and very dramatic.
38:33Okay.
38:34Dwayne got his family in on the...
38:35Yeah.
38:36What happened there?
38:37They were on set a lot, which was really nice
38:40because to kind of have that immediate feedback
38:42from his two youngest were there a lot,
38:44and they were adorable.
38:46But also his mum, Atta, was there as well.
38:48So they kind of got to sneak into a clip.
38:51Some scenes?
38:52Yeah.
38:52Yeah, his mum.
38:53Yeah, and they look great.
38:54Has that ever happened before?
38:56Pardon?
38:56Has his mum ever been in one of his films before?
38:58I don't think so.
38:59I don't think it has.
38:59So we've kind of got the tick of approval from the Johnson family.
39:02That is pretty cool.
39:02Yeah.
39:03It's great to see you.
39:04Thank you so much.
39:05Okay, the real Princess Mowen.
39:08She is going to be so famous.
39:11Still to come, our mystery footballing god.
39:13George Best.
39:14George Best.
39:15Shush.
39:16Is it George?
39:17George Best.
39:17And our very special star of the week,
39:19and Ash, but now taking it in the break,
39:21it's Ellie Goulding with Something in the Way You Me.
39:24Oh!
39:25Something in the way you move.
39:27Something in the way you move.
39:29Something in the way you move.
39:34Something in the way you move.
39:36Something in the way you do.
39:38Something in the way you move.
39:41Oh!
39:44Something in the way you move.
39:46Something in the way you move.
39:48Something in the way you move.
39:50Oh!
39:52Something in the way you move.
39:55Something in the way you do.
39:57Something in the way you move.
39:59Oh!
40:00Oh!
40:01Oh!
40:04Welcome back to TFI Unplugged.
40:08Still to come, our very special star of the week
40:10and Ash playing for us,
40:11but now it's time to reveal our mystery footballing guest.
40:15Drum roll, please.
40:17Too much pass.
40:20We've been teasing him all night.
40:22He won European Football of the Year and the European Cup.
40:24He's very good.
40:26He's the finest, top elite.
40:28Some may say he's the best.
40:30You might even call him...
40:33Julesy!
40:36Back in 1963, 64,
40:39when you were described as the fifth Beatle,
40:41as you were in many a paper headline,
40:44did you realise how famous you were?
40:45No, it came so quickly.
40:49That was the amazing thing.
40:51The Beatle thing really started to hit the headlines
40:55when we played one year at Benfica
40:57and absolutely demolished them.
40:59and they'd never lost in Europe at home.
41:02And we went there with a slender lead,
41:03and we beat them 5-1.
41:05And every newspaper the following day had El Beatle.
41:09That was the headlines, and that was the start of it.
41:11And from there, it just, I mean, it became...
41:15I mean, I love reading my name in the papers.
41:17Still?
41:17From the football point of view.
41:19Right.
41:19Because that's what I loved,
41:20and that's what I was getting paid well for.
41:23And I loved it.
41:24I mean, I couldn't wait to get on the field
41:25because I knew what I could do.
41:27And I used to plan things and dream about it.
41:29I mean, I lived totally for the game.
41:33But then the off-the-field activities and coverage
41:38and the media hype overcame,
41:41and they didn't want to talk about the football anymore.
41:43And that's when it became a nightmare.
41:44I mean, it was pure old Gazers having the same these days.
41:48It is a nightmare.
41:49And for somebody who hasn't been through it,
41:50you just can't explain.
41:51I mean, you've had it yourself.
41:52I mean, you know what they're like.
41:55We've got a horrible, terrible thing in this country
41:57of putting people on a pedestal,
42:00and the first thing we want to do is knock them off it.
42:03It seems a very strange situation.
42:05Out of the things you've done, what have you enjoyed most?
42:08Is it the sport? Is it the money? Is it the fame?
42:10Is it the girls, the cars, the holidays? What?
42:13Well, that's...
42:15I mean, you've hit about 300 things that I love,
42:18particularly the money, the girls, the cars.
42:20Is there anything that stands out?
42:20No, I've always said, and I said to you earlier,
42:24that the good things far outweigh the bad times.
42:28I look at myself today.
42:29I'm 50 years old.
42:30I feel like 20 years old.
42:33I'm married to a beautiful girl who's 24,
42:35who looks after me.
42:38And it's... I still travel.
42:40I've always said...
42:40If someone said to me, what do you want to do in life?
42:42And I've always said that I want to travel first class, always.
42:45I'm sitting up front, and I'm having champagne,
42:47and the best champagne, I'm going to the best restaurants,
42:49and I've always wanted to do that, travel first class.
42:53As far as money's concerned, are you a millionaire nowadays?
42:57No, I'm getting close again.
42:59I came back from America in 81.
43:02I was getting divorced.
43:04I left Callum, who was a year old then, in the States.
43:09His mum was there, my houses were there, my cars were there,
43:12my money was there.
43:12I left everything, and I came back with almost nothing.
43:15I went bankrupt, I ended up in prison.
43:17I tried all sorts of treatments for alcohol,
43:20and I was struggling.
43:22And I've got back now, and it's pretty close these days.
43:27How much do you think you've earned in your life?
43:29Millions.
43:30I mean, when I was 17, I was earning,
43:33taking home £1,000 a week in 1963.
43:36That's a lot of money today.
43:38In those days, it was a fortune.
43:40And getting paid fortunes for...
43:41I mean, I was doing commercials for everything.
43:44Anything you could think of, I did commercials for.
43:47From eggs to chewing gum to oranges.
43:50It was just phenomenal.
43:51It was rolling in left, right and centre.
43:53Unfortunately, as it was coming in, it was going out twice as fast.
43:56The estimations are all over the place.
43:58Some people say you've spent £2 million,
43:59some people say you've spent close to £10 million.
44:02Let's forget about how much you have spent,
44:04but out of all the money you've spent,
44:06how much have you wasted, would you say?
44:08Er, all of it.
44:11I mean, I made the same mistake as a lot of sportsmen do.
44:14I mean, I do nothing about business.
44:18And I got involved with all sorts of businesses for fun.
44:21But when you're doing it for fun, you're losing money.
44:23And I do it as a proper business.
44:25I don't lose much money these days.
44:27It's all stuck away.
44:28If you could do it all again, you know, same old question,
44:31if you could do it all again, would you change a thing?
44:33No.
44:34I've had plenty of downs, but more ups.
44:38I'm a very lucky man.
44:40I haven't played serious football for 25 years,
44:43and I'm still learning a good living and enjoying myself.
44:45I've got a lot of friends, and things couldn't be better.
44:48I wouldn't change anything.
44:49What about that last four or five years that you could have had at United?
44:52What about those?
44:53Yeah, it would have been great, yeah.
44:54Yeah, but it wasn't a B.
44:57I was lucky.
44:58A lot of people don't get 11 years and win everything.
45:01I packed everything into 11 years and won everything,
45:04and they can't take it away, so that's always there.
45:06But the four or five lost years never keep you awake at night?
45:09No.
45:10Nothing keeps me awake at night.
45:11Nothing.
45:12Except a missus once in a while, but I don't mind that.
45:14George, you've got to go, haven't you?
45:16Yeah.
45:16Thanks very much.
45:18Cool, I'll tell you something.
45:20That lawn needs a mow.
45:21And please welcome this week's Star of the Week.
45:25It's Luke!
45:27Hey, Luke!
45:30How are you, Luke?
45:32Good, thanks, you.
45:32All right, it's Luke, everybody!
45:34Come on!
45:37Luke has been responsible for raising literally tens of thousands of pounds.
45:42Wow!
45:44And what are you up to next, Luke?
45:47We're going to push a car from Sheffield Children's Hospital
45:50to Silverstone for the start of CarFest.
45:53OK, perfect.
45:54All right, don't be late, whatever you do.
45:56All right.
45:56Can you do me one more favour before we finish today?
45:59What's on next week's show, please?
46:01According to this, we have absolutely no idea.
46:04Yay!
46:07That's all we've got time for this week!
46:11Play this out with Charlie Light.
46:12It's Ash.
46:13Good night and come on, England!
46:15Come on!
46:16Come on!
46:17Come on!
46:17Come on!
46:19Come on!
46:19Come on!
46:20Give me the connection
46:22A full on chemical reaction
46:26But by dark divine intervention
46:31If you are shining by it
46:35A constellation unseen
46:40All the royalties
46:42A full on chemical reaction�
46:46But
46:46by the way, we're going to join you And
46:46then you'll see you tomorrow Let's
46:46go! Let's
46:46go! Let's
46:47go! Let's
46:47You
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