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Phantom Menace
Flex's competitive spirit is kicked into high gear when an old nemesis named Elliott, a successful player on and off the court, moves into the neighborhood. His apprehension grows worse when the man throws a hot Halloween party. Meanwhile, Breanna, Spirit, and Arnaz's spying leads them to witness something they wish they hadn't seen.
Flex's competitive spirit is kicked into high gear when an old nemesis named Elliott, a successful player on and off the court, moves into the neighborhood. His apprehension grows worse when the man throws a hot Halloween party. Meanwhile, Breanna, Spirit, and Arnaz's spying leads them to witness something they wish they hadn't seen.
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00:02Hey.
00:03Oh, hey, Daddy, how was the game?
00:05Ooh, you should have seen your old man out there, boy.
00:07I was shaking and baking, giving and going, showing and voting.
00:15Okay, well, to me it looks like you were crashing and burning.
00:19Come on, hit me with the rock.
00:21Oh, all right.
00:23Ow!
00:24Oh, baby, you all right?
00:25I don't know.
00:26How does it look?
00:27Oh, no, I knocked out your tooth.
00:29What is it?
00:31Gotcha.
00:33Oh, that's not even funny.
00:36I was getting my story ready for your school counselor about how you fell.
00:40Come on, Daddy, it's Halloween.
00:42I'm just having a little fun.
00:43You've been having Halloween fun with me all week.
00:45Now stop busting my chops and go bust some suds.
00:48All right, all right.
00:49No more pranks.
00:52Oh, dang, there's a fork in the garbage disposal.
00:58Oh, dang, I didn't hurt my belly and man was a head.
01:01Oh, no.
01:03Daddy?
01:04Daddy was just a joke, see?
01:06Dad, I will call 911.
01:09Don't tell him you're a joke because I got you.
01:12Yeah.
01:14Yeah.
01:14Sometimes in this life, you can feel all by yourself.
01:18Check, one, two.
01:19But I have a partner when I can't trust no one else.
01:23So don't isolate yourself when there's nobody around.
01:28Oh, yeah.
01:28I'll be better thinking then.
01:31Why don't you love when you're gone?
01:33Baby, you can kiss the world.
01:35Baby, one, one, one, one, one, one.
01:38Can't nobody make this fun.
01:40Baby, one, one, one.
01:42Baby, one, one, one was just fun.
01:43Now we have a fun.
01:45Baby, one, one, one, one.
01:47Yeah.
01:48One on one.
01:51Ooh.
01:52Roll the play to 11 o'clock.
01:54Oh, girl, let me see.
01:54Let me see.
01:56Okay, now those bicycle shorts should be illegal.
02:01Ooh, but I'm glad they not.
02:05You know, you'll be looking at that when you got a perfect specimen right under your nose.
02:10Check it out.
02:10We're hitting the stair faster.
02:12Oh, yeah.
02:16I cannot believe he would move into my building.
02:18Relax, man.
02:19We're not even sure that it's him.
02:21What's going on, Daddy?
02:22Nothing, Puddin'.
02:22This is all about Elliot Templeton.
02:24Elliot Templeton.
02:26The basketball star?
02:28Gather around, children.
02:29Let me tell you a story.
02:32Now, see, Elliot and Fletch are long-time rivals.
02:34Drafted in the NBA the same year, Elliot goes on to become a multi-millionaire and the pitch man for
02:39Count Chalkula.
02:41Now, Fletch blows out his knee in the second season and ends up living the rest of his life as
02:45just, well, your daddy.
02:47That's it.
02:49Look, Dwayne, he is always trying to steal my life.
02:52He's like a hoochie in the VIP section getting buzzed off my champagne.
02:58Next time I see him, I'm gonna rip his eyes out, I'm gonna pull his legs off, and I'm gonna
03:03kick him in the butt with his own foot.
03:07Elliot Templeton.
03:08He ain't paying no bills for me.
03:10He ain't doing nothing for me.
03:13Elliot, my dog.
03:15Hey!
03:18Wait, I thought you said they hated each other.
03:20Men don't hate his face.
03:23Oh, man, it's good to see you.
03:24How long has it been?
03:25Too long, man.
03:27When I heard that you lived in this building, I figured if it's good enough for Flex Washington, it's almost
03:32good enough for me.
03:35Hey, you know, I heard San Antonio traded you to the Wizards.
03:39Apparently, the Spurs wanted to win.
03:40That's just what I heard.
03:43Elliot, what's that?
03:46Did you see Jordan today?
03:47Oh, yeah, yeah, in practice.
03:49You know, I'm the only one that can stick him.
03:50You know.
03:52Did he sweat on you?
03:53Can you lay a little of that on me?
03:57I see the little guy is still on the short yellow bus.
04:01But look here.
04:03If you guys want to meet the man, why don't you come to my Halloween party tomorrow night?
04:09Oh!
04:10Daddy, I have got to go to that party.
04:12Oh, no, no, no, no.
04:13I am sure there are no kids allowed.
04:15Oh, they can come.
04:16Okay, my kid's not allowed.
04:18But Daddy, please.
04:20Look, sweetie, how many times do I have to tell you I don't party with my daughter?
04:23That only happens with people who live in trailer parks or carnival folk.
04:31Trick-a-treat, sugar!
04:34I'm there for Teddy Johnson Street Fighter.
04:43Okay, but you look like Thelma from Good Times.
04:48Oh, look.
04:49Here's a treat from my daddy's number one girl.
04:52Oh, how sweet.
04:55I think I'm going to have some right now.
04:57Girl, you know I love some peanuts.
05:02Happy Halloween, sucker!
05:05You better hope I don't marry your father because you're going straight to boarding school in the house.
05:12Somebody better tell Billie Jane to beat it because the King of Pop is off the wall.
05:18Ow!
05:19Ow!
05:32Daddy, you dripping on the carpet.
05:35Now, the curl activator helps with my moves.
05:38See? It's moonwalking juice.
05:43Okay, well, please put some cones out because somebody's going to slip and fall.
05:47So, Michael, baby, who's throwing this party?
05:51Oh, just some guy.
05:52I hate that.
05:52It's just why I'm taking you there to show you off.
05:55Ow!
05:56I guess I better go push everything up.
06:00Nah, man, this party's the talk of the town.
06:11Okay, guys, let's go.
06:13Now that everything's all pushed up and, uh, this afro is starting to itch.
06:23Trick or treat!
06:25Oh, look, it's Cisco in the black blossom.
06:30Uh, it's still not too late to invite us to the party and be a cool dad.
06:35Oh, yes it is. Peace out, losers.
06:47Flex, man, flex. I just met all three Bills.
06:49Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, and Bill Bellamy.
06:53This party is off the easy.
06:56Yeah, but it's Bill Cosby here, huh?
06:58Well, I guess it's not fo' sheezy.
07:01I gotta go back to the punch ball.
07:03I think I dropped my afro pick in there.
07:07Hell yeah.
07:14He's bad.
07:16Or is he bad?
07:19Man, who's bad?
07:22So, where'd you get your costume?
07:23Who?
07:24Celebrity costumes?
07:25Off the internet?
07:26Straight from Hollywood?
07:28Where'd you get yours from?
07:30From Michael.
07:33Here, baby.
07:34Thank you, baby.
07:35Mwah!
07:36Elliot, I'd like you to meet the soul sister who brings me love and nice.
07:42Tanya!
07:45Elliot!
07:45Elliot.
07:46You two know each other?
07:48We, uh, sorta dated.
07:51Elliot, Tanya, Tanya.
07:53You are looking good, girl.
07:55I haven't seen you since that weekend in Madrid.
07:59Olé, Flex.
08:03Olé, Flex, huh?
08:05You could've told me.
08:06You told me the guy throwing the party was some guy you hated.
08:10You never said it was Elliot.
08:11You have told me if you knew?
08:13No.
08:14Honey, listen.
08:15Don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you.
08:19Okay, I wonder what that was all about.
08:22She probably told him she dated Elliot, too.
08:30Hey, man.
08:31That's my jacket.
08:36Hey, man.
08:38That's my jacket.
08:38Flex!
08:38I mean...
08:39Sir, how you doing?
08:44Howdy, partner.
08:47All right.
08:48Where's Brianna?
08:49Brianna who?
08:50Oh, that's cool.
08:52That's cool.
08:52That's cool.
08:53All right.
08:58Hello?
09:00Hey, sweetie.
09:01What you doing?
09:02Uh...
09:03Chillin'?
09:03Watching MTV?
09:05Oh, really?
09:06Uh...
09:06What's all that noise?
09:07It's, um...
09:09It's...
09:09It's bad connection.
09:11I can't hear what you're saying!
09:13I'm losing you!
09:15You found me!
09:19This is not fair.
09:20They're over there having the greatest time in their life, and I'm stuck over here with two nobodies.
09:25No offense.
09:26Y'all know I love y'all.
09:28Ooh, check it out!
09:29The Phantom and the French made in the bedroom!
09:31Ooh, let me see!
09:34Ooh, this looks like this about to get NC-17!
09:36We shouldn't be looking at this!
09:39Oh, yes, we should!
09:41I'll get the chairs?
09:42I'll pop the floor.
09:43Mm-hmm.
09:49Whoa!
09:54Ooh!
09:55Ooh!
09:55What's wrong?
09:56What did we miss?
09:57The Phantom just murdered the French maid.
10:01Why are you just trying to scare us?
10:04Ah!
10:05Ah!
10:07Ah!
10:07Excuse me!
10:08Ah!
10:13Thank you, Elliot.
10:17Flex, man, that Elliot sure knows how to throw a party.
10:19Look at this.
10:20Salmon Moose, Moet, and Chandon.
10:24Pastry stuff with things I can't even pronounce it.
10:26Spin Notch.
10:29Oh, well, if you like Elliot so much, maybe you should be his best friend.
10:33Nah, I can never get a guy like that.
10:36Look, Dwayne, this guy's always trying to steal a piece of my life.
10:40Everything I've ever had, he's always won.
10:41Every game I won.
10:43It was my thing to throw my jersey into the crowd.
10:46What does he do?
10:47He throws his sneakers into the crowd.
10:48I tried that, and the old lady had to get 62 stitches to close up her lip.
10:54Damn, Flex.
10:55Never seen you this jealous.
10:57I'm not jealous, okay?
10:58I'm too cool for that.
11:00Hey, baby.
11:00Where have you been, huh, with Elliot?
11:04I was in the bathroom.
11:06In his bathroom?
11:07Don't you think that's a little bit intimate?
11:10You know what?
11:11I don't like you like this.
11:13I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to that mime.
11:15I'm sure he's got a better conversation.
11:18Hey, man, don't you think you're a little rough on Tanya?
11:20Oh, you mean Elliot's Tanya?
11:23Beneath that itchy, unkempt afro lies the heart of a beautiful young woman
11:26who just needs a little love.
11:29You're right, man.
11:30I need to relax.
11:31Yeah, come on, man.
11:31Just breathe.
11:32Thanks, man, for being my good friend, dog.
11:34Oh, come on, now.
11:35You can always count on me.
11:36You know, I never leave your side.
11:37Hey, Duane.
11:38A friend of mine wants to buy a used station wagon for his housekeeper.
11:42Gotta go.
11:45You done well for yourself, Flex.
11:47Great girlfriend.
11:48Great career.
11:50I hate to say it, but I want to be just like you when I hang up my sticks.
11:56Well, you know, it's a long hard road.
12:00Before I got this gig, you know, I had to pay my dues.
12:02I had to do the dirty work.
12:04Well, you know, I'm retiring after this season.
12:06What?
12:07The old knee is going out.
12:08You know how that is.
12:09But I got a little scoop for you.
12:11I'm all in, bro.
12:12I just spoke to my agent.
12:13He set up an interview for me to be the next lead sports anchor at WYNX.
12:26My WYNX, la-da-da-da-da-da.
12:32Dad, dad, dad.
12:34There has just been a murder.
12:35The Phantom right over there just killed the Frenchman in the bedroom.
12:39Brianna, please.
12:39Look, I don't have any time for your pranks.
12:41Go home.
12:41No, but daddy, I'm telling the truth.
12:43Spirit, I'll tell him what you saw.
12:44I saw Brianna get very scared.
12:46Uh-huh.
12:46Which made us very scared.
12:47Go.
12:49Now.
12:49But dad, it's not a prank.
12:51You gotta believe me.
12:52He's a killer.
12:57The only thing he's killing is electric slides.
13:01I bet you the real Michael Jackson is a believer.
13:09Hold up, Vandum's gonna move this time with little Bo Peep.
13:13Bo Peep the Cleave on farm girl.
13:18Oh, God.
13:19He's leading her to the bedroom.
13:22Don't go in there, girl.
13:23You in danger.
13:25She went in there.
13:27She's in danger.
13:27You in danger.
13:35Everybody look.
13:36The king of the NBA is now the king of pop.
13:52Uh-uh.
13:53This is the one thing he can't take for me.
13:56I'm the king of pop tonight.
13:59Uh-uh.
14:00This is the one thing he can't take for me.
14:05I'm the king of pop tonight.
14:09Get your hands off her, you animal!
14:12Shh!
14:13I think he heard you.
14:14What makes you say that?
14:16Because he's pointing at us, and it's like he's saying, I'm going to kiss you kids.
14:20Oh, that's so sweet.
14:23No, fools.
14:25He said I'm going to kill them kids.
14:27Oh, my God.
14:29He's leaving the room.
14:33Oh, my God.
14:45Oh, my God.
14:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:49Oh, my God.
14:52That's so sweet.
14:53I'm going to kill you.
14:55I'm going to kill you.
14:57Oh, my God.
15:15Move!
15:16Move!
15:16I said move!
15:22Move!
15:30A win, a win!
15:34Have you lost your mind?
15:36No, I haven't lost my mind.
15:38But finally, something he can't beat me at.
15:40I'm a better Michael Jackson.
15:44What are you talking about?
15:46Elliot and I are done.
15:47That was two years ago.
15:48We're over for Nipo.
15:50This ain't about you.
15:51Oh.
15:54Okay, he's headed to our side of the building.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:58Unless he's going to do laundry.
15:59We're in trouble.
16:00We're going to die.
16:01I should have been the one with the NBA career.
16:04I should have been the one rubbing elbows with the rich and famous.
16:07I should be the one kicking it with Count Chocula.
16:11This is about me and how I never realized my dreams.
16:14What are you talking about?
16:17It's just that whenever I see him, he reminds me of what I could have been.
16:23What you could have been.
16:26Look at what you are.
16:27Flex, I know you and I know Elliot.
16:30He's stuck up.
16:31He's materialistic.
16:33He's insecure.
16:34And quite frankly, he's boring.
16:36He's got nothing on the flat app, man.
16:43I guess I pretty much made a fool of myself, huh?
16:49Yeah, pretty much.
16:51But that's all a part of your charm and I think you're sweet.
16:57Keep that up and I won't stop till you get enough.
16:59Ow!
17:02Now open the door.
17:03He's behind the door.
17:04It's always like they did movies real quick.
17:05I don't see feet.
17:06It's just, I said we could get out of here while we got the chance.
17:09Ah!
17:20That's the fan of the guy that Brianna was talking about.
17:23Hold on, baby.
17:25Daddy's coming.
17:31I saw you, kids.
17:33Stared at me.
17:35We was fine on you.
17:36We ain't never seen you before a day in our lives.
17:39Yeah.
17:39As a matter of fact, we've never seen anything.
17:41We're all blind.
17:44Who cares, Dad?
17:46Hey, what are you doing?
17:47We're supposed to be fine.
17:48Shut up.
17:49You better keep your mouth shut.
17:52Just get away from them.
17:53What, Daddy?
17:56You're a fool, Daddy.
17:57He was gonna kill us because we saw him murder two women.
18:00I saw my whole 14 years flash before my eyes.
18:02You are a good daddy.
18:04What are you talking about?
18:06I never killed anybody.
18:08Oh, yeah, then what did you come up here for, huh?
18:10Let's see who's behind this mask.
18:12Ooh.
18:15A murderer with bad skin.
18:17Boy, you get a bitch.
18:20Look like you need some backup.
18:22So I'm backing up.
18:23Elliot, help me.
18:27Let's do it.
18:29Flex, why are you manhandling my accountant?
18:31Because your accountant murdered Little Bo Peep and a French maid.
18:35The French maid is my wife.
18:37She had a little too much to drink, so I put it in a cab and sent her home.
18:40Oh, yeah?
18:41Well, where's Little Bo Peep, huh?
18:42Where's Little Bo Peep?
18:43Where's Little Bo Peep?
18:45Let's do it.
18:47You weren't fooling around with Delilah again, were you?
18:49Hey, my wife was gone.
18:50The bedroom was open.
18:52Do the math.
18:54Whoa.
18:55Sorry, man.
18:57This side's a little rough on you.
18:58But that's just how I handle my business.
19:01Let's do it.
19:02Let's talk.
19:03Hey.
19:04Everybody's welcome to come back to the party.
19:06Elton John is going to do a duet with whoever's willing.
19:11I know all the words, but don't go breaking my heart.
19:13Damn, it's all the kick and eat parts.
19:18Guess I'll be seeing you around, Flex.
19:21Hey, you know, I want to apologize for my behavior.
19:24I was tripping, you know?
19:26Yeah, you were.
19:27But you've always been emotional.
19:29Well, that's what made me the ball player with a lot of heart, you know?
19:33But that's in the past.
19:36Let's just bury the hatchet, dog.
19:40But, uh, I am glad that you moved into my building.
19:43And I'm also glad that you're not trying to steal my life, you know?
19:47Oh, sweet naive, Flex.
19:50I am trying to steal your job.
19:52And your life.
19:56Hey, Brie Brie!
19:58Wait up, we all go, Elliot!
20:01But I thought did it.
20:20Dad, you should have come back.
20:22Uncle Elliot's party was off the chain.
20:25Dad?
20:26Brianna, there's something I have to tell you, Brianna.
20:30I'm not like other dads.
20:32I know, that's what makes you so cool.
20:35You don't understand.
20:36See, I...
20:38Daddy, are you okay?
20:40Daddy's scaring me.
20:41Brianna!
20:43You guys should have gone.
20:45Go away!
20:51Happy Halloween!
21:20I love you, Daddy.
21:21Love you too, Netta.
21:21You.
21:22It's all done.
21:23Bye.
21:23Bye.
21:23Bye.
21:24Bye.
21:24Bye.
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