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Radioactive Platonic
Flex gets his first taste of what it's like to be an overprotective father when Tracy, Breanna's best friend from Atlanta, comes for a weekend visit and is revealed to be a 16-year-old boy. The situation becomes even more complicated when Breanna discovers that she may have more than friendly feelings for Tracy and seeks out dating advice from Flex's girlfriend, Tonya. Meanwhile, Duane makes a bird-brained attempt to get an autograph from the retiring Cal Ripken Jr.
Flex gets his first taste of what it's like to be an overprotective father when Tracy, Breanna's best friend from Atlanta, comes for a weekend visit and is revealed to be a 16-year-old boy. The situation becomes even more complicated when Breanna discovers that she may have more than friendly feelings for Tracy and seeks out dating advice from Flex's girlfriend, Tonya. Meanwhile, Duane makes a bird-brained attempt to get an autograph from the retiring Cal Ripken Jr.
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00:01Tonight, we're in the Orioles' locker room as we count down the illustrious career of Cal Ripken Jr.
00:07The man, the legend, the icon.
00:09But believe it or not, Cal puts his pants on one leg at a time.
00:13And right here is where those very pants hang.
00:15Cal! Cal!
00:17Cal! Cal!
00:19Dwayne, what are you doing in there, man?
00:21Trying to get Cal to sign my old backboard jersey.
00:23When did you become such a big Cal Ripken fan?
00:26Man, he has everything to do with who I am today.
00:28Hey, I wasn't a smart kid.
00:31I wasn't a well-dressed kid.
00:34Wasn't a handsome kid.
00:35Hey, hey, this list can go on forever. What's your point?
00:39The point is, Cal represents me.
00:41The average Joe, the working man.
00:43Cal's not afraid to go out there and get mud under his nails.
00:46Oh, see? Like me.
00:49You know, Dwayne, I feel for you.
00:51And as a fellow celebrity, I feel for Cal, too.
00:54I've been mobbed. I've been hounded.
00:56And in the end, those of us in the public eye just want to be left alone.
01:02You cut one ribbon at the opening of one Orange Julius.
01:05Celebrity? I think not.
01:09Look, man, it's taken a lot of time for me to cultivate my relationships with the players.
01:13I finally got them feeling like I'm part of the team.
01:21See? I'm in there.
01:24Sometimes in this life, you can feel all by yourself.
01:29But I have a partner when I can't try to know what it is.
01:34So don't isolate yourself when there's nobody around.
01:39I'll be better thinking then.
01:41What a true love will you go?
01:43Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe one-on-one, one-on-one.
01:49Can't nobody break this line.
01:51One-on-one.
01:52Maybe, one-on-one, one-on-one.
01:53Just before.
01:54Now we have a plan.
01:56Maybe, one-on-one, one-on-one.
01:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:58One-on-one.
02:04Brianna, sweetie, I got a surprise week.
02:07What?
02:08You put a down payment on my own navigator?
02:11Even better.
02:14Look who's here.
02:15Ta-da!
02:16Tanya!
02:18Hi, Free Free!
02:20I made your favorite Belgian waffles.
02:23I even made a smiley face with strawberries.
02:25Hell no, I use a smiley face.
02:27I haven't had one of those since I was, what?
02:29Five?
02:31Thanks anyway, but I'm not hungry.
02:34Uh, you know, I don't like to run ball on a full stomach myself.
02:38Hunger gives me that edge.
02:39I need to play above the rim.
02:41That in my cute little sneakers.
02:44You want to play ball?
02:46Yeah, bring it all past me to rock past it.
02:49Ow!
02:50Ow!
02:51Ow, my nail!
02:52Oh, let me kiss it and make it better.
02:54Oh, and this one hurts too.
02:57Oh, and right here.
03:00Good thing she didn't bust her butt or you'd be kissing that too.
03:05Brianna, what is wrong with you?
03:07Tanya's trying to make friends.
03:09But why do you even like her?
03:10She's so girly.
03:11Listen, after dealing with rough and tough guys all day, it's good to be with someone who's nice and sweet.
03:16You got me!
03:18Okay, and what a joy you are.
03:20But could you at least just try, please?
03:22I want the women in my life to get along.
03:25Okay, I'm sorry.
03:27It's not even really about you.
03:28I just missed my best friend back in Atlanta.
03:30Oh, is our widow Brianna homesick?
03:36Okay, maybe it is her a little bit.
03:39But I just missed my best friend Tracy.
03:41Tracy?
03:41Yeah, my partner back in Atlanta.
03:43Tracy and I were tight.
03:44We did everything together.
03:46We were like Ben and Jerry's.
03:48All right.
03:48The Fruity Pebbles and milk.
03:50Yeah.
03:50Dolce and Gabbana.
03:53I'm trying.
03:55Oh, baby, and what a beautiful try it was.
03:58You know what?
03:59I got an idea.
04:01How about your father flies Tracy out for the weekend?
04:04Good looking out, team honey.
04:08Okay.
04:10Will seeing your friend make you happy?
04:12Yes, yes, it would.
04:13Really happy?
04:14Yeah.
04:15All right, then.
04:15Well, let's get Tracy up in here, up in here.
04:18Thank you, Daddy.
04:19You're the best.
04:20What about me?
04:23You all right?
04:23Don't be so meaty.
04:29Oh, dang, I spilled popsicle juice on my top.
04:31Come on, girl, let's change it.
04:36Ow, ow, ow, ow.
04:42Why can't I hang out in Brianna's bedroom?
04:44For the same reason your father won't let me hang out in your mama's bedroom.
04:50Oh, Tracy's here.
04:51Tracy's here, Tracy's here, Tracy's here.
04:52Oh, my God, oh, my God.
04:53Tracy's here.
04:53Okay, okay, okay.
04:54Okay.
04:55Oh, it's just you.
04:58Hey, I'm your god, Daddy.
04:59Better be nice.
05:00Anything happens to your daddy, you end up with me.
05:05Well, Tracy be here any minute.
05:06I got popsicle on my shirt, sorry.
05:08I'll be back.
05:09Tracy, Tracy, Tracy, you know what?
05:10I hope this girl lives up to all his hype.
05:14You know what?
05:15I think we've forgotten who we are.
05:17So me, Dwayne, Odell Knox, I'm gonna ask my best friend, Flex, one last time.
05:22You gonna help me?
05:23Let me think about it.
05:24Nope.
05:26Come on, man, I'm starting to get desperate, dog.
05:27I was hanging around the dugout, picking up trash, you know.
05:30When I saw a cow, I started to make my move.
05:31When that damn Oriole mascot came over and stuck my head in his beak.
05:36What's the problem?
05:37Your head's been in worse places.
05:40Tracy's here, Tracy's here, Tracy's here, Tracy's here.
05:42Oh, my God, okay, okay, okay, okay.
05:46My little dog.
05:47My big dog, Tracy.
05:51Tracy.
05:54Well, her friend is very mannish.
05:59You're not a 14-year-old girl.
06:01Oh, no, sir, I'm 16.
06:02You wanna check my driver's license?
06:05On your way out.
06:06Well, wait, wait, Daddy.
06:08Tracy's my partner, my dog, my confidant.
06:11I don't care if he's your butcher, your baker, your candlestick maker.
06:16He is not spending the night up in this house.
06:18I didn't tell you Tracy was a boy because I knew you'd say no.
06:21Sir, I can understand you being protective of Brianna, but I've always had her back, too.
06:25I mean, that's been my job since she was five years old.
06:27Yeah, my mom and his mom were best friends.
06:29They used to bathe us together.
06:31Oh, hey, well, I'll tell you one thing.
06:33Ain't gonna be no rub-a-dub-dubbing up in this house.
06:36Mm-hmm.
06:37In other words, splish-splash your ass somewhere else.
06:42Get out of here.
06:44Brianna, you lied to me.
06:46Daddy, I'm sorry, but Tracy's trustworthy, loyal, and he looks out for me.
06:50He's like my best friend.
06:52I don't know about this.
06:53But, Daddy, he's already here.
06:58Tell me what I'm gonna do.
07:01I'm gonna call your mother and do a little background check.
07:04Until then, I'm watching your butt player.
07:09Me, too.
07:15I'm worried about Brianna and this Tracy boy.
07:18In one weekend, I can go from being Big Daddy Flex to Grand Daddy Flex.
07:21You know, that's a cool rap, man.
07:23Grand Daddy Flex.
07:24His daughter's having sex.
07:27Sweetie, if you had a problem with him being here, why'd you let him stay?
07:31Because I didn't want to be one of those fathers who every time he sees his daughter with a boy
07:34wonders what's going on.
07:36I wonder what's going on.
07:39Nothing, Flex.
07:40They're just friends.
07:42Mm-hmm.
07:42Friends, right.
07:43See, that's your problem.
07:44You don't think men and women can be friends.
07:47Oh, that's not true.
07:48I know men and women can't be friends.
07:50I have lots of male friends.
07:52I've even slept in the same bed with a few and nothing has ever happened.
07:56Who did nothing ever happen with?
07:57My friend, Little Bruce.
07:58Little gay Bruce?
08:00He's not gay.
08:02I just told you that because that's what you needed to hear.
08:04Dang, he kisses one guy and you label him.
08:08Tanya, Tanya, baby, please wake up and smell the coffee.
08:11Little Bruce is gay.
08:15Men only pretend to be friends so that somewhere down the line...
08:17We're going to have sex with you.
08:19I mean, why else would we put up with the long walks in the park and the romantic dinners and
08:25the conversations?
08:26So we're going to have sex with you.
08:29Okay, so is that what you're doing with me?
08:31Of course not.
08:32We're not friends.
08:33Then just what are we?
08:35We're buddies who like to touch each other.
08:39Okay, you know what I'm saying, guys.
08:41So, if your theory goes up, what do you think Tracy and Brianna are doing right now?
08:48Uh-oh.
08:49Uh-oh!
08:50The son is about to die!
08:55Moments don't get more awkward than this.
09:02Could you two please leave?
09:05We leave when we daggone ready to leave.
09:09And we ready to leave.
09:21I don't play games.
09:23I play guitars for my brother.
09:26Hey, Tracy.
09:28Just look at how your fingers work that controller.
09:30They're so strong and long.
09:34Yeah, I've got long toes, too.
09:36You want to see?
09:36Ooh.
09:37Uh, spirit kitchen.
09:43Now.
09:52Now, girl.
09:53Who were you supposed to be with the...
09:55And the...
09:56Your fingers are so strong and long.
09:58Come on, girl.
09:59You don't mind a sister trying to hook herself up with a little southern comfort?
10:03Not this weekend.
10:04I haven't seen my dog in how long.
10:06I just want us to hang.
10:07By us?
10:08You mean the two of y'all.
10:09Oh, my bad.
10:10Maybe you have peeped him.
10:11Yeah, girl.
10:11Nobody's peeping nobody.
10:13So, you haven't noticed that dimple on his left cheek?
10:15Girl, it's on his right.
10:16And it only happens when he smiles and he gets a little twinkle in his eye.
10:18Girl, we're just friends, okay?
10:21Well, have you taken a look at your friend lately?
10:25Ooh, shut up.
10:26Boy, it's fine.
10:27Well, he is kind of cute, isn't he?
10:30So, what are you going to do about him?
10:38Hey.
10:40I got your paid sexy flex, eh?
10:45Woo!
10:46Mama's here.
10:47Mama's here.
10:48Woo!
10:49Woo!
10:50Woo!
10:50Oh, you nasty.
10:54Where's your father?
10:55He's asleep, huh, Mama?
10:57I paged you.
10:58In the middle of the night?
10:59What is so important?
11:00I need you to teach me how to trap a man.
11:07You want me to teach you to trap a man?
11:11Yeah, like you're trapping my daddy.
11:13I'm not...
11:14You're trapping your daddy?
11:15I'm trapping a sportscaster with a six-figure income.
11:21Anyway, why are you asking me?
11:22Because you've got the knowledge of a mature woman who's obviously been around the block.
11:27Okay, I'm a little offended, but I'll get past that.
11:31Now, I assume we're talking about that cute little boy, Tracy.
11:36Yeah, I guess I've got what your generation calls a love, Jones.
11:40But one minute, he's my best friend, and now I think he's the one.
11:43I've never had this feeling before.
11:46Oh, sweetie, I don't know if your dad would like me doing this.
11:49But, Tanya, look, this gives you and I a chance to bond.
11:52Woman to girl.
11:53Daddy would really like that.
11:55Well, okay.
11:57The first thing we need to do is let Tracy know you're a girl.
12:04Excuse me?
12:05Honey, you're like a blow pop.
12:07Nobody knows the sweet gum is in the middle until you break through the hard, rough shelf.
12:12You trying to help me, right?
12:15All I'm saying is maybe it's time to dress a little less hip-hop and a little bit more sultry
12:20soul.
12:21And the place to start is the foundation for shoes.
12:25Notice how the proper footwear can turn a gorgeous pair of legs into killer gams.
12:30Check it on out, girl.
12:32Okay, shoes.
12:33What else?
12:34It's very important to always carry yourself as a lady.
12:39Now, sit down.
12:40No, no, no, no, no.
12:42A lady never plops.
12:44A lady glides and glides and glides.
12:51Okay, a lady glides.
12:53I could do that.
12:54Okay, let's see.
13:00I'm gonna get that.
13:01Okay.
13:03Shoes.
13:04Be ladylike.
13:05What else?
13:06And when being a lady fails, always be a woman.
13:10How?
13:12Honey, no matter what they say or how much they struggle, men like it when you grab them by the
13:17back of neck and just lay it on them.
13:20But no tongue.
13:21You're too young for that.
13:23All right, Blaine.
13:24I'm going to get to my journalistic integrity to do this for you.
13:27But I'm gonna get Cal Ripken to come out here and sign your jersey for you.
13:30Flex, man, I really appreciate this.
13:32I owe you big time.
13:33If you had anything to give me, that might mean something.
13:36All right, stay right here.
13:37I'll be right back.
13:40Hey, hey, come on.
13:41Look, no time for that.
13:42Please, go away.
13:43Click off.
13:46Okay, stop, stop, stop.
13:48Come on, no means no.
13:49Respect.
13:53Hey, hey, look, hey.
13:54That's for Cal to sign.
13:55Get away.
14:03Oh, it's about to be bye-bye birdie up here.
14:06Ah!
14:27Brianna, I can't concentrate on this game.
14:30Why?
14:30Oh, my killer.
14:32Gams, distracting you.
14:34No, I just keep thinking you're gonna bust your butt in those high-rise sneaks.
14:37Well, I thought I'd try something different.
14:40You know, teaming advantage.
14:42On and off the court.
14:44Right.
14:45Oh, wait, wait.
14:47Did you hurt your back?
14:48Um, yeah, I am a little tight.
14:51Can you hook a girl up with a massage?
14:57Oh, wait, can't be so rough with me.
15:01I am a girl.
15:03Sorry, I forgot.
15:04That's because you only see my hard rough shell.
15:07You don't know nothing about the sweet gum inside.
15:11What?
15:14Let me show you.
15:20There's nothing like a fresh-squeezed glass of life.
15:23Oh, my God, no!
15:27Oh, my God, no!
15:28No!
15:29Sir, it's not what you think.
15:30Look, I'm gonna tell you what I think.
15:32Your lips against my daughter's lips means a fat lip for you.
15:35Well, wait a minute, Daddy.
15:36It's not his fault.
15:37Let me explain.
15:38Brianna.
15:38You're not gonna send me to my room.
15:41Okay, I'm gonna go on my own.
15:44So tell me something, Tracy.
15:46If you were me, would you aim high, would you aim low?
15:49If you want to be me, I'm fine.
15:50But since I plan on having kids one day, I'd aim high.
15:53Boy, you better sit down.
15:56I don't know what happened.
15:57I know what happened.
15:58I was you once, playing innocent when you know you're guilty.
16:01See, I'm the master of that game.
16:03Next thing you're gonna tell me is she was kissing you.
16:05But she did.
16:07I swear, one minute we were playing ball and the next she put it on me.
16:12I mean, really put it on me.
16:14Like, ah.
16:15Okay, before you go on, I haven't made it my mind whether I'm gonna aim high or low.
16:20How am I gonna tell her I'm not feeling like that?
16:23I don't want to hurt her.
16:27Look, if you're telling me the truth, then you have to tell her.
16:31What am I supposed to say?
16:32You just gotta look her in the eye, be sensitive about her feelings, and speak from the heart.
16:39Okay, I'm gonna go and tell her the truth.
16:42Yeah.
16:43And break her heart?
16:44Look.
16:45I don't think I can do this.
16:47Can't I just go back to Atlanta and pretend this never happened?
16:49Man, you really do remind me of me.
16:56Baby, we need to talk.
16:57Father, what you saw wasn't just two people kissing, but me taking my rightful place in the circle of life.
17:05Daddy, my feelings for Tracy are real.
17:09Baby, sit down.
17:10I got some bad news.
17:11You did throw Tracy off the roof, did you?
17:15I was tempted, really tempted, but I didn't want to live in a room with bars and a cellmate named
17:19Peaches.
17:25Baby, sometimes we have feelings for someone, and they might not feel the same way about us.
17:32What are you saying?
17:34I don't know how to tell you this.
17:35Then just say it.
17:37Tracy only likes you as a friend.
17:41You'll do anything to keep us apart, wouldn't you?
17:44He didn't know how to tell you, so I told him that I would.
17:58Baby, there are going to be a lot of Tracys.
18:00I don't want there to be, but there will be.
18:03And you know why?
18:06Because you're a beautiful girl with a beautiful heart.
18:09And someday you're going to find someone who will appreciate that.
18:13But there will be no one like Tracy.
18:16I kissed him, Daddy.
18:22Oh, baby, that was your first kiss.
18:24I didn't know.
18:25I'm sorry, sweetie.
18:27I can't believe I wasted my first kiss on him.
18:33If it helps, he said it was good.
18:36How good?
18:39Real good.
18:40Scale of one to ten.
18:41You are making me uncomfortable.
18:49Hi.
18:51Are you mad at me?
18:52How could I be mad at you?
18:55So we're still friends, right?
18:56Of course.
18:57We'll keep in touch.
18:59Look, Brianna, I didn't mean...
19:00Hey, hey.
19:01It was nothing.
19:03Just forget about it.
19:04I already have.
19:08Bye, Tracy.
19:12Bye, Brianna.
19:18He don't know what he missing.
19:24You okay, baby?
19:25Yeah, I'm okay.
19:27Just one boy, right?
19:31Oh, Daddy.
19:39Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
20:08Mr. Ripken,
20:09can I have your autograph, you want my soda, you can have it, really, you can have it.
20:32Hey kid, catch me.
20:46Oh, somebody's about to get plugged tonight!
20:57One-on-one
20:59One-on-one
21:16One-on-one
21:17One-on-one
21:22One-on-one
21:23One-on-one
21:23One-on-one
21:23One-on-one
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