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00:00Right. Okay.
00:01Bit eye on your end, Lil.
00:03See, I told you.
00:04Told you.
00:04Look, how are those balloons looking?
00:06I'm Ernie. Get it right.
00:07It's ain't difference. Come on, Jazz will be here soon.
00:09Balloons, or you ain't getting that fiver.
00:10You paying these two?
00:12Lucky.
00:13Oh, just take a tenner at Anand's purse when you're done.
00:15On your bike.
00:16Oh, you're awake then. You can lend an hand.
00:18I'll delegate because me farmers are playing.
00:20Oh, I don't need to hear about your farmers.
00:25Okay, so I'm going to go for penne alla vodka for the main.
00:27It's 70s, isn't it?
00:28Gen Z's have brought it back, like the law of tracksuits and mullets.
00:32Oh, maybe it'll be lawful dad shirts next, then you'll be cold again.
00:34Very good, Zoe. Very good.
00:36Is something burning?
00:37Oh, it's the cake. It's the cake.
00:39Minimo, stay there, stay there.
00:40You made the cake?
00:41Yes, I'm a well-capped made of cake, but...
00:43Hey!
00:44Oh, get the windows open.
00:45Let's put it where...
00:46It's just that she...
00:47She's trying to chaddle her grandma, bro, all right?
00:49I thought under-cooked seafood was your...
00:51Oh, very good.
00:52Too soon, yeah?
00:53Yes, too soon.
00:54Oh, she's going to kill me.
00:55Where is she, anyway?
00:56Okay, listen, I think she's downstairs.
00:57I've got exactly on my finger.
00:58Cut the top off, I'm going to distract her.
01:00Just the top?
01:00Oh, shut up!
01:01That's all ruined.
01:09Yeah, I've got to say, credit where credit is due.
01:11Your Zoe, she runs a tight ship, darling.
01:15Well, you know, she's doing Jasmine's meal,
01:17she's got the food, the music, and it's all covered.
01:18Yes, she wants it perfect, doesn't she?
01:20Hey, and it will be.
01:21Do you reckon?
01:23Okay, I'm...
01:24All right, I'm sorry.
01:25I'm sorry.
01:26I know you can smell the burning,
01:27but I promise it was on the timer and it'll be fine.
01:30You burnt the cake, great.
01:31Burnt's a bit strong, all right?
01:33Slightly singed.
01:35Hold on a second.
01:36I don't get it.
01:37What...
01:37What was you on about?
01:40Nothing.
01:41It's fine.
01:42Oi, Mrs Moon, come on.
01:44Been together long enough now to...
01:47know when something's wrong.
01:48What's going on?
01:49Come on.
01:50All right, it's Josh.
01:51Mm-hmm.
01:52I caught him last night with his tongue down Oscar Brannan's throat.
01:56What?
02:00Well, I'm sorry I shouldn't laugh, but you're joking.
02:03What, Josh...
02:03Josh and Oscar, baby, he was with Jasmine yesterday.
02:06Yes, I know.
02:08How can he do this to her?
02:09How can they both do this to her?
02:11So what did you do, then?
02:12You obviously tore him a new one, yeah?
02:13I don't know, I know.
02:16You saw Jasmine yesterday.
02:18She's got enough reasons to hate her birthday without me telling her that I caught her brother
02:21and boyfriend getting it on.
02:23No, no, I get it, but you told Zoe, though, yeah?
02:27Are you joking?
02:29What?
02:29The first birthday she gets to spend with her kids in 20 years, and you think I'm going
02:33to drop that bombshell, yeah?
02:35Okay, I get it.
02:37You want to keep the peace, I understand, but you can't sit on this, because sooner or
02:41later it's going to blow up in your face.
02:45Yeah, everything's 5-0.
02:46Honestly, you'd be really surprised.
02:51Baby, yes, happy birthday!
02:53Oh, yay!
02:54Party, party!
02:55Oh, Zoe!
02:56Hi, Sarge!
02:58Hi!
02:59Don't apologise.
03:01I'll see you later, then.
03:02Remember, my train comes in at 7, yeah?
03:05Yeah, if you're not half-cut for that.
03:06Well, hi, Sandra.
03:08Just so we are clear, this has nothing to do with me.
03:12Well, you're the one I was trusted to make sure he behaves.
03:16But listen, look, if you can't get a little tipsy before 12 on your birthday, when can you?
03:23Well, you and Patrick, any day that ends with Y.
03:26Very good.
03:27Yeah, I'll see you later, Mum.
03:29All right, bye.
03:30Love you, bye.
03:32Oh, someone is popular.
03:34Oh, yeah.
03:35Well, my brother from another mother clearly shares my conferencing skills.
03:41Yeah, I mean, most of them hardly even know me.
03:43So, I doubt that.
03:45Oh!
03:46Um, I'll tell you what.
03:48How about a quick drink in the Vic before you head off to Sandra's, yeah?
03:51Oh, I mean, you really don't have to.
03:53Just, with Jordan and Chelsea, I think celebrating feels kind of...
03:56Listen, listen, listen.
03:57It's the end of your teens, yeah?
03:59It's the end of an era.
04:00Okay, so just leave it with me.
04:01Okay.
04:02Okay.
04:03Oh, they're coming.
04:06I'll catch up with you later.
04:09Bye.
04:10See ya.
04:11Bye.
04:15They're gone.
04:25Oscar, what have we done?
04:27What have we done?
04:48Come on, you need to get some rest, darling.
04:51I'm fine.
04:52I'm not leaving.
04:53No chance.
04:55The, um, the nurse said that the specialist will be due this morning and they're going to bring some more
04:59results back.
05:01Okay.
05:03Oh, look.
05:05Oh.
05:06Whatever happens, you're in the right place with the right people.
05:14Okay, look, um, I've got to go home and check us some things.
05:19I will be back shortly.
05:21Okay.
05:26Mom.
05:27Mom.
05:27Yes, darling.
05:29Yes, mommy's here.
05:30Mommy's here.
05:31My legs feel funny.
05:35Okay.
05:44We're bad people, aren't we?
05:45I mean, we're terrible, terrible people.
05:47God.
05:49Josh!
05:50It's cat human!
05:52Oh, it's time to just rip off the plaster.
05:54We get it all out in the open.
05:55What's the scary leopard lady?
05:56You mad?
05:57I don't know.
05:58Hi, darling.
05:59Josh, we're going to have to walk.
06:01Josh!
06:02We're done.
06:04You've got a minute.
06:05Yeah, um, glass of fizz.
06:07Kim's idea.
06:08They've just left.
06:08Not sat drinking alone on my birthday.
06:10Imagine that.
06:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:11Say that.
06:14Um, hey, you know, can I get you anything?
06:17I would love to...
06:20Oh, cat.
06:21Well, we were just playing hide and seek.
06:23You found me.
06:23That's crazy.
06:24Shut your mouth.
06:25Get out.
06:25Sit down.
06:26Now.
06:29Explain.
06:30Well, one person hires,
06:31the other one counts the 10.
06:32I said shut it, you.
06:34I saw you two through the window last night,
06:36so don't even think about lying.
06:39Oh, that...
06:39That wasn't...
06:41It's not what it looks like.
06:43Try it.
06:45See how far you get.
06:48What the hell are you thinking?
06:51Um, it's just so com...
06:53Complicated, yeah, I've heard that and all.
06:56How long?
06:56We can't be here.
06:57We're coming past.
06:58You ain't going anywhere.
06:59How long?
07:02When I first got to Walford,
07:03I swear I didn't know that he was Jasmine's boyfriend.
07:06He didn't even know I was...
07:07Her twin brother, but you do now, didn't you?
07:09Eh?
07:11Well, speak, then.
07:13You told me not to talk.
07:14Oh, you think this is funny, do you?
07:17This is defence, yeah.
07:18I don't need defending Oscar.
07:20Kat, listen.
07:21I get it.
07:22What we've done...
07:23It's just so wrong.
07:25So wrong.
07:26One more word out of you, yeah,
07:27and I'll be wearing those as earrings.
07:30Whatever queer TV drama you two think you're starring in,
07:33this ends today!
07:35Do you hear me?
07:39Are you going to tell her?
07:41I'm ruining her birthday.
07:42Do you really think I'm that cruel?
07:45And you, playing the doting boyfriend yesterday,
07:48the boy next door, my...
07:50my foot.
07:52You're just as rotten as your old man,
07:54and you, you sort this out starting today.
07:58We're having a...
07:59a birthday dinner for Jasmine and the Vic,
08:01and she wants you there because she think it'll make her birthday perfect,
08:04the poor girl.
08:05Wait, sorry, you want me to...
08:06to come?
08:07I want you to show up for Jasmine,
08:09and I want you to stay the hell away.
08:11Well, she's my girlfriend.
08:12I can't just buy her off on her birthday.
08:13Yeah, well, it looks like I've got a new pair of earrings then,
08:15did it?
08:20Happy birthday.
08:46You bought for two, please.
08:49We're closed.
08:51Oh, even better.
08:52Spend the day together.
08:54A bit of fresh hair.
08:56Some quality family time.
08:59Do you the world of good?
09:02Yeah, I don't think I, er...
09:04Have a choice.
09:04No, you don't.
09:06It's non-negotiable after yesterday.
09:13I just found a man dead.
09:16And then I learned that the woman I love
09:18was conspiring with and behind me back.
09:20So, yeah, you're overreacting.
09:25George, you could have died.
09:28You don't want to be around me.
09:29I get it.
09:31But you need to spend some quality time with your daughter.
09:36Look, I can chaperone.
09:37You won't even know I'm there.
09:42One hour, that's it.
09:46Aren't we lucky ladies, eh?
09:51No, no, no.
09:54No, no, no.
10:15Um, excuse me, I'm...
10:16You might be able to help me.
10:17I'm looking for, er, Jordan Fox's room.
10:20Um, I want to drop these off from...
10:21I'm not allowed to be 20 feet of him.
10:24Oh, it's nothing dodgy, all right?
10:31Chelsea, I...
10:32You've got some nerve.
10:34Listen, I didn't...
10:35I didn't come here for a fight.
10:36What the hell are you doing here, even?
10:40I got these for...
10:41For Jordan.
10:43And...
10:43And you.
10:44I guess, well...
10:46For Teddy.
10:47For him.
10:48Great.
10:49That'll let him get over his trauma.
10:52Look, I had to do something, OK?
10:54I mean, I...
10:55I feel terrible.
10:57Well, then keep the Teddy.
10:58Might make you feel better.
11:02I should go.
11:05They said you were over the limit.
11:16Yes.
11:19Technically, I was.
11:21I...
11:22I swear to you, I had one point.
11:28I mean, I didn't know I'd hit someone until the police told me.
11:30I thought I'd...
11:31I just thought I'd hit a bin or something.
11:35I'm hoping to check.
11:37No.
11:41It's my fault, OK?
11:42And I take full responsibility.
11:45I...
11:45He must have just run out so fast.
11:50I'm so sorry.
11:52Do you want to sit with me?
11:54I'm so sorry.
11:58I'm so sorry.
12:02As in, like, caught you, caught you.
12:04Like, with your pants down, caught you.
12:06Oh, mate.
12:07What?
12:07What?
12:08Shh.
12:08It was the window.
12:10It was just us kissing through the window.
12:11Oh, my.
12:12Can't you just say that's all that was?
12:14Or, I don't know, you were filming something for socials?
12:18Oh, yeah.
12:18It's still there the next day.
12:20Oh.
12:20Well, social things could have worked.
12:23Stupid Josh in a stupid honesty.
12:25Give me...
12:25OK.
12:27This is your mess, Osh.
12:30I had a big talk coming from a cousin who asked me a fake a DNA test for that unborn
12:33child.
12:34Yes, Penn.
12:35I went there.
12:39Heads up.
12:41Hey.
12:42Hey.
12:44Happy birthday.
12:45Happy birthday.
12:46So you did remember that?
12:48What?
12:48Yeah, of course.
12:48Of course I remember.
12:49Yeah, of course.
12:50Of course, uh, well, I've just been that one brain cell you dislodged with that cracking
12:54back candle yesterday.
12:57About that.
12:59Um.
13:00Uh, Penn, could you just give us some more?
13:02Yeah.
13:02No, no, stay.
13:03Stay.
13:04You're fine.
13:04Seriously, you're fine.
13:07Um.
13:09I'm sorry I hit you.
13:11It's just talking about Keith and my birthday, losing Josh.
13:17Do you know what?
13:17It's in the past.
13:18You were just trying to be nice and I threw that back in your face.
13:21Literally, by the sounds of it.
13:25Jasmine is fine.
13:26It's not, though, is it?
13:28Which is why, by way of apology, I would like to formally invite you to my birthday meal.
13:36As guest of honor.
13:39As guest of honor.
13:41As guest of honor.
13:42Ah, well, I'm honored.
13:45Um.
13:45Um.
13:47Yes.
13:48Well, you know, I'd love to be there.
13:50I would.
13:50So come.
13:52I mean, it's not like you made other plans on my birthday.
13:58Or maybe you, you did.
14:01Yeah, maybe I should leave you guys.
14:03You're fine.
14:04Where you are.
14:05Pen.
14:07Uh, I just, uh, think, with everything that happened, um, I thought maybe it's best you
14:16keep it a family thing, you know?
14:18I think maybe it's best.
14:19Mm-hmm.
14:20Yeah.
14:21Yeah.
14:21Uh, yeah, you're probably right.
14:22Um, you'd probably only find a way to make it about you anyway.
14:26Well, I'd smile across the bear, you know?
14:28Um, yeah.
14:29But, you know, maybe we could do something, uh, tomorrow night, maybe.
14:32You know, somewhere not local.
14:35Yeah.
14:36Yeah, maybe.
14:37Yeah.
14:37Um.
14:39I will see you later, then.
14:41Yeah, tomorrow night.
14:42Yeah, yeah.
14:43Bye.
14:44Bye.
14:44See you tomorrow.
14:51Nailed it, right?
14:51I mean, yeah.
14:54You're delusional.
15:00Um, could you do me a favour and just give this to Jazz?
15:03Sure.
15:04Yeah, in a bit of a rush.
15:05Oh, what's that?
15:05A present for Jasmine.
15:06Oh, lovely.
15:07Yeah.
15:08Here he is.
15:09Birthday boy.
15:10Yeah, hey.
15:12So, are you coming tonight?
15:14Kat said you weren't in last night, but she gave you the three-line whip earlier.
15:18She did.
15:19Um, I would say yes, but Mum's expecting me a bit late to say no, so.
15:25Oh, fair enough.
15:26Yeah.
15:27Well, at least let me get you a drink.
15:29I mean, it's on the house.
15:30Down a backstreet boozer could do a decent spicy mark.
15:33Oh, all right.
15:34We'll show him, eh?
15:35Yeah, we will.
15:36Yeah, you can take the girl out of Ibiza.
15:40So, have you got anything exciting planned with Sandra?
15:42Uh, just a walk down the pier with some food.
15:47Nothing special.
15:48All right.
15:49I mean, you think you could push that back maybe a day or two?
15:53Because you know how much it means to her having you there, don't you?
15:56Yeah.
15:57Um.
16:01Look, you probably don't know this about Kat and me, but she didn't exactly bring me up
16:06in, like, a normal way.
16:07Mm-hmm.
16:09I used to think she was my sister.
16:12What?
16:13Yeah.
16:14But not long before I found out, I had this birthday for my 17th.
16:18Kat got me this necklace.
16:19My best mate had already got me the same one.
16:21So, I said to her, could you take it back?
16:23And boy, did she kick off.
16:26I mean, she made a right scene in front of everyone.
16:29I mean, I was really angry at the time.
16:33But I look back now, and I just see that she wanted to spend the day with her kid.
16:38What she would have given for that.
16:40I just want to show Jasmine that it don't have to be a bad memory.
16:45That the three of us, we can make new ones.
16:51Fine.
16:52Fine, you'll come?
16:55Yeah, I'll tell Mum I'll stop by tomorrow instead.
16:59Thanks, Josh.
17:00I'll just let Zach know that we've got another mouth to feed.
17:03Yeah.
17:03Okay.
17:07Jasmine!
17:08What's happened?
17:09Oscar's not coming.
17:11Oh.
17:12He said I should spend it with you lot, but I know it's because of yesterday.
17:15Oh, come here.
17:17It's all right.
17:20Oh.
17:27Do get it, you know, I took money.
17:30It's because you're a fixer.
17:33You saw everything crumbling around you.
17:36What else are you going to do?
17:37Try and fix it.
17:38Yeah.
17:39Yeah.
17:40Well, and you're going to punish me for that, for trying to sort it?
17:44Josh, do you know what?
17:45If the shoe was on the other foot and this was my dad, I reckon...
17:48You...
17:50I really don't think I would have...
17:52I'd have found another way.
18:04Eddie.
18:06Eddie.
18:07Eddie.
18:08And he left scars on you.
18:09Scars that will probably never heal.
18:16We need to get through this.
18:20For Ivy.
18:21I mean...
18:23Jeez, what's important, George?
18:25She's the future.
18:28I just can't give and forget, just like that.
18:30No.
18:32No, of course you can't, but...
18:36George, you're running out of our lives.
18:38All right, Gina won't talk to you, Anna's the other side of the world,
18:41and Kojo finds it hard to be near you.
18:45But I am here for you.
18:48For our family.
18:58Oh, my God.
19:01Oh, my God.
19:02Oh, my God.
19:06Hey, you're up.
19:08You know, I thought this was a birthday meal, not a wake.
19:10Sorry.
19:13Hey, thank you for coming.
19:16It...
19:17It literally means the world.
19:18Of course.
19:23Oh, my God.
19:24Happy birthday!
19:25Yay!
19:28Oh, thank you.
19:30Thanks.
19:31Wow, this is incredible.
19:33Yeah.
19:33My first adult birthday celebration.
19:35Yeah, well, I'm not going to let you steal all the limelight.
19:37Well, it's still technically my birthday meal.
19:40You are a guest.
19:40Mmm.
19:41I'm a guest if I know a bee.
19:43Is that the cake that I baked and you both?
19:46Kathy, let me tell you something.
19:47Salvaging baked goods is just another arrow in my quiver.
19:51How much?
19:51Thirty quid, cash and carry.
19:52I thought so, yeah.
19:53Do you know, if you'd told me a year ago that I'd have Zoe back,
19:56let alone two grandkids, sitting at my table, I wouldn't believe you.
20:00Mmm.
20:00Thank you, my darling.
20:02I love you.
20:03Yeah.
20:03Don't let her have any more wine.
20:05Okay.
20:05No, I won't.
20:06What are you doing?
20:07Right, you lot.
20:08Pass it down, please.
20:09My little stock.
20:11Hold on.
20:12Zoe's not here yet.
20:13And just to reiterate, yeah, this was cooked in a clean environment by a trained professional.
20:18Alfie, remind me to put that effort out to get a new chef.
20:23Sorry, I was looking for a last-minute present.
20:25Oh!
20:26Oh!
20:27Whee!
20:28Whee!
20:30Whee!
20:30You changed your mind.
20:33Well...
20:33Well, Zoe's idea.
20:35Credit's all ours.
20:37Oh, look, there's a seat next to Kat.
20:39Go on, sit yourself down.
20:40She don't bite.
20:40Oh, she definitely does!
20:43Hey, we'll budge up.
20:44Sorry.
20:45You didn't have to go and get him.
20:47Oh, I think you'll find I did.
20:49It's appreciated.
20:53Like I arose between two thorns.
20:54Ah!
20:55Ah!
21:01Someone pass the bruschetta, please.
21:06Here you go.
21:10Sorry.
21:12I didn't mean to cry.
21:16It's just it's all my fault.
21:18My little boy...
21:22I did this to him.
21:25We try and do everything we can for our kids.
21:29Right?
21:29We...
21:31We provide for them.
21:32We...
21:34Protect them.
21:35We...
21:36advise them.
21:40And the one thing we can't do is wrap them in cotton.
21:43What?
21:46This really isn't your fault.
21:50But it is.
21:53It's what I'm trying to tell you.
22:01Jordan ran out in the road that night because...
22:05Because of me.
22:09I shouted at him.
22:12I terrified him so much...
22:16That he ran away.
22:20My little boy...
22:21My little boy...
22:22Is in hospital.
22:26And it's all because of me.
22:31Sigh.
22:32Sigh.
22:35Sigh.
22:37Sigh.
22:38Sigh.
22:39Sigh.
22:40Sigh.
22:41Sigh.
22:41Sigh.
22:42Sigh.
22:43Sigh.
22:45Sigh.
22:46Sigh.
22:47Sigh.
22:48Sigh.
22:49Kar nerf.
22:49Are you busy?
22:50We need this for this shit before we close.
22:53Only one wants it back.
22:55Tricky.
22:56It's tricky.
22:57It's the alternator.
22:59Car won't start without it.
23:01Well, are you simply just to get a new one?
23:04It's not broken. It's just faulty.
23:08If I can get the grit and the dust out of it,
23:11the metal underneath's still good, gears still match.
23:18Look, Kojo, I'm...
23:21I'm sorry we haven't had much time to spend together.
23:25And I can't imagine how it's been for you.
23:28Eddie's so close, so...
23:31I'm really sorry, mate.
23:33Look, I don't want you to be sorry, Kwame.
23:36I want you to fix things.
23:40It won't be that simple.
23:42What does that mean?
23:44It's not worth trying?
23:46The man's dead now.
23:48I just want to move on.
23:56I miss my brother, Kwame.
24:07Wait, wait, the last thing I remember was being in this club,
24:10DJ doing a shout-out to me,
24:12and my mate Kelly getting me to stropedo a bottle of Prosecco.
24:16Kelly Taylor!
24:17You little mink, she had a bit of a ding-dong with her.
24:19Did you think Vincent told you?
24:21Yes!
24:22So that's where I get it from.
24:23There you go.
24:24Yeah, and then started that trend.
24:26Oh, Mo, not in a million years, eh?
24:28Done.
24:28You've only got eyes for half of, isn't she, girl?
24:30Half of her?
24:30Half of Wolfie.
24:32Dirty mayor.
24:33Hey, let me finish my story.
24:35So I stropedoed the bottle of Prosecco.
24:38What's a stropedo?
24:39Oi, never you mind.
24:40Wind your neck in.
24:41Talk to your brother.
24:42I bet you're glad she came now.
24:44Compared to my family, this is Charles, babe.
24:46Really?
24:47Can't wait to find out.
24:53You've flattened some grass, didn't you, eh, girl?
24:55Excuse me.
24:57You've got a resemblance of Tyson Fury about you, didn't you?
25:00You've got a rat!
25:04You've got a rat!
25:11Hey!
25:12Hey.
25:13You all right?
25:14Yeah.
25:14Wasn't the PDA, was it?
25:17I've got no problem with straights as long as you keep it behind closed doors, Jasmine.
25:25Okay, um...
25:30Happy birthday, bro.
25:33Jasmine.
25:36You didn't need to do this.
25:47Did you make this?
25:49Yeah.
25:52Nan got me the copper for free, which apparently doesn't have anything to do with the overground being suspended last
25:57week.
25:59Jasmine is gorgeous.
26:02And the best part?
26:07Twinning.
26:15Josh, um...
26:18Having you back in my life...
26:23It means everything.
26:25Can we not lose each other again?
26:29Never.
26:31Never.
26:33Jasmine.
26:43Right.
26:43Okay.
26:44Enough.
26:44Enough.
26:45Enough.
26:46Enough.
26:46Enough.
26:46I think they're doing the cake in a minute.
26:48Yeah.
26:48Enough.
26:53Hey!
26:54Shh!
26:54Shh!
26:54Oh, shh!
26:55You're okay.
26:55Oh, you're okay.
26:57Happy birthday to you!
27:00Hey!
27:01Happy birthday to you!
27:04Happy birthday, Josh and Jasmine!
27:08Happy birthday to you!
27:10Happy birthday to you!
27:10Happy birthday to you!
27:13I can't keep doing this to you, Jasmine.
27:16We can't keep doing this.
27:17It's not fair.
27:19What's not fair?
27:23Oscar cheated on you.
27:26With me.
27:30We've been sleeping together.
27:34I'm sorry.
27:36I'm sorry.
27:39I'm sorry.
27:39Please, no!
27:42I'm sorry.
27:43I'm sorry.
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