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My Favourite Xmas Movie (Xmas in July!!!!)
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00:06resource!
00:07big
00:13big
00:19big
00:22mistake
00:24Obrigada
00:26for
00:26big
00:28is
00:29your
00:29free
00:29and
00:29one
00:29mon
00:32I'm Dancer, I'm Dancer, I'm the, ah, who am I kidding, I'm too old to remember your
00:38names, giddy up you horse, wait a minute, what do you mean I'm not supposed to have horses,
00:46didn't you see Chronicles of Narnia, anyway this weather is too crappy to be Christmas,
00:51so I better hurry and get those gifts on to the little boys and girls, alright, first
00:57up New York City, baby, ho ho, ho ho, ho ho, I'm so jolly and happy, ho ho ho, ho
01:08ho,
01:09ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ha ha, go for some action, I gotta help everybody in there,
01:32You poor soul I better get out of here you're safe for now now we're gonna find your brother
01:40How'd you know I had a brother trust me kid I know
01:48Oh dude this sucks man don't worry I'll get you to safety
01:54Dude you're like Santa Claus man
01:59Dude have I been a good boy
02:01That doesn't matter right now all that matters is getting you home and getting you out of here safely
02:11Dude thanks a lot Santa
02:16It's okay you're safe for now Jimmy
02:22Jimmy oh my god are you okay
02:26Dude Santa I know who did this to me man
02:31Who Jimmy who
02:34It was it
02:37Come on Jimmy tell me I must know
02:40It was he's the funny man
02:44Ugh this sucks
02:46No
02:46That bastard I think I know why he did this
03:14Fast asleep like the little bitch he is
03:20Oh man dude I'm like tripping out man or something
03:35This will teach you for disrespecting Easter by crapping all over my plastic eggs
03:41Dude I've sent the Easter place trying to burn my house down man
03:46No it's just a drug trip go back to sleep
03:49Yeah you're probably right man
03:55Dude what's that smell man
03:58Hey Bob you in the bathroom
04:01Dude that's not shit
04:03Someone used weed to burn my house down man
04:06Dude this sucks
04:08Dude this sucks
04:26How much farther to the Easter Bunny's lair?
04:28Oh yeah few more feet fat man
04:31Me so sorry
04:34Damn you in your stereotypical Japanese language
04:37Yeah it's not stereotypical we really talk this way
04:41Me so sorry me so sorry we love you long time
04:46Just shut up and get me there
04:47Oh yeah we hiding right now
04:53Next time Easter Bunny's rare
04:56Shut up with the stereotypical Japanese comments just laying
04:59Oh yeah Santa give me sushi for Christmas
05:06I'm off
05:09Okay now we're gonna start
05:12I'm surprised this place isn't crawling with guards
05:18Cause you know the Easter Bunny always has an army of giant peeps
05:23To like stalk people
05:25Oh whoa
05:26What was that?
05:30Enough talking to myself crazily
05:32I need to find the Easter Bunny's lair
05:34Now the crazy stereotypical Japanese fighter pilot said that it was around here somewhere
05:41I just need to find it
05:53Yo boss
05:55He's here
05:57What are you doing for you idiot?
06:00Unleash the army
06:02Do it
06:14Oh that was weird
06:20Alright men we're gonna stake out
06:23And we're gonna look for Santa Claus
06:25And we're gonna find him
06:26We're gonna kick his ass
06:27And then we're gonna steal his suit
06:30And shove something sharp and pointy up his ass
06:32Where the hell could that fat man at Red be?
06:38Must be right here somewhere
06:41He was right here somewhere
06:43Landed with a stereotypical Japanese
06:45Ho ho ho
06:49I stole your weapon ho ho ho
07:00Blabbity blam
07:04He's here
07:06Found the army
07:09Uh oh
07:18Don't let the fat man escape
07:23He's the money said to capture
07:25Dang that's what we're gonna do
07:27You guys go over there
07:28And see if you can shoot him
07:30At a better distance
07:36I gotta lay off the cookies of milk
07:40Good thing you arrived
07:41I don't get wrongly
07:45There's the fat master
07:46Get him
07:48Shoot him down
07:56Oh man he's
07:57They're right on our ass
07:59I tried to find this thing
08:01But you know how crappy cows are
08:04We crappy pirates
08:05I think we've been hit
08:07No it's just crappy pirate
08:09Get him down
08:22Oh
08:22Oh
08:23Where
08:25What is this
08:27Peaceful wonderful place
08:31there's so many peaceful people around here there's a white horse and there's a bunch of angels
08:47hello there Santa Claus oh it can't be
08:56Jesus how good it is to see you it's been so long
09:02yes Chris it has been a long time what am I doing here well Chris Kringle it seems to me
09:12that you
09:12died for a purpose you see Easter Bunny is running rampant and the only way to stop him is seemingly
09:19if we join forces well the thing is you don't really like me so are you willing to join me
09:30no you see because of you people have lost the true meaning of Christmas and it all started with
09:36those stupid coca-cola commercials that off back off jeebus you're just making people like me more
09:44shut up Santa oh by the way it's Jesus did I remind you of the time that you were drunk
09:50and you blew up
09:51your own workshop and you laughed and urinated on the fire you knew about that of course I knew
09:59I'm Jesus but Santa despite our troubles I suppose we could form a temporary truce to fight a common
10:08enemy so why don't we seal the deal with a handshake of heaven straight up G-Dog
10:21whoa that was a strange out-of-body experience whoa oh man my legs are hurting
10:33a peep soldier you're not going anywhere
10:45now tell me where the Easter Bunny's hovering
10:48dude I might oh
10:52claws man you're the enemy oh you're the enemy man I would never tell you I'll never betray my own
10:59kind
11:00man how about a little bit of divine intervention
11:07it's all yours my son if you tell us where the Easter Bunny is hiding I'll make sure that you
11:14go to a place where you'll deserve
11:17a place flowing with prosperity and milk and honey like me in heaven
11:29oh
11:31oh
11:32this ain't cool
11:33man no
11:34oh
11:37oh
11:38dude where am I
11:39where the hell am I
11:40exactly
11:41dude let's get the hell out of me man
11:47welcome to hell water all we do in hell is please do my new man dance
11:53well that doesn't sound so bad
11:5724 7
12:00dude no that's just too cool man
12:08oh man I don't know how much more of this shit I can take man oh man I wanna go
12:13whoa
12:16oh man this is worse
12:19oh
12:21tell us where the Easter Bunny is
12:25not talking huh
12:26tell us where he is
12:30I said tell us where he is
12:34alright tell you man he's like hovering close to Venus
12:39thank you my son
12:43oh
12:44back so soon
12:51oh
12:52oh
12:53man this is worse than I imagined man
12:57I'm like
12:58surrounded by big fat guy who t-shirts
13:01about survival stick food
13:03and I'm like
13:05turning into Kentucky fried chicken man
13:09oh man this sucks
13:25Oh, there's no sign of the peep army around here.
13:29So we can safely and quietly get out of here on a spaceship.
13:34Hey, why the hell did you get a spaceship anyway?
13:37I'm Jesus. I can do anything, remember?
13:40Oh, yeah, I begged us because you turned some water into wine and walked on water.
13:46Shut up, Saint Nick, or you're going to hell.
13:48You see that?
13:51Look, we're going to want to defeat the Easter Bunny. We're going to have to work together.
13:59Saint, I swear my dad, if you don't turn that disrespectful junk off,
14:03I'm going to kill you and crucify you upside down and put the cross on fire.
14:09Oh, come on, man. You can't diss the classics.
14:41It's...
15:01Ha ha ha! Impressive little starship, isn't it?
15:06Now, I will decide what to do with the intruders if there are any.
15:11I know they're not smart enough to get in here.
15:15Hey!
15:17Hey!
15:18Turn off that freaking music!
15:21Put on something more evil!
15:23Aw, come on, boss! It's freaking Aussie!
15:26I said, put on something more evil!
15:28Jesus, alright?
15:30You are tuned in to EVIL Radio.
15:33Playing now, the Imperial Death March.
15:35Aw, hell yeah, man! This shit's the bomb!
15:40Finally, you got something right for once.
15:44Tune into the viewfinder, see what we'll find.
15:48Uh, boss, there's nothing but static.
15:51Damn, Comcast. Just turn onto a freaking... another station.
15:56What the? Mario? I didn't even know this show was still on the air!
16:00Turn to surveillance!
16:00What the? What the?
16:01Ah, so they did decide to come after all!
16:05Ha ha ha! I'm gonna enjoy this!
16:16You ready?
16:18Always! Let's go!
16:23Down to city! He said, down to city!
16:25Oh boy, if I get my hands on that freaking Easter Bunny, I'm gonna do it.
16:28What the hell?
16:29Ah!
16:32Hey, Frank! You're okay?
16:34Thought I heard gunshots!
16:37Drop the gun!
16:40Yeah.
16:40Yeah.
16:42You're gonna show us where the Easter Bunny's hiding.
16:45Yeah, alright, I'll show you where the Easter Bunny's hiding.
16:49Really?
16:50Yeah, he's hiding in my ass, bitches!
16:52Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:56Whoa, that was rather uncalled for.
17:00Straight to hell.
17:02Looks like we're gonna have to split up.
17:04I'll try this door.
17:06Jesus, you try the other one.
17:11Hmm, which one does this lead to?
17:14There's only one way to find out.
17:20Boss! Boss!
17:21What is it? This better be good.
17:24Uh, Jesus and Santa Claus breach the security measures.
17:29Doesn't surprise me, those bunch of guys were a bunch of dumbasses anyway.
17:34But still, this will not be tolerated!
17:37Hey, what are you yelling at me for? I didn't do shit!
17:41Exactly, you should be out there guarding the perimeter.
17:43Now, you two, go.
17:45Do what you're supposed to do while I sit here and think about nasty stuff.
17:51And you, is my invention ready yet?
17:54Is my ultimate weapon of mass destruction ready yet?
17:57As a matter of fact, yes it is.
17:59In fact, Dr. Numbnuts is ready for you to try it out.
18:03What the hell kind of name is Dr. Numbnuts?
18:06In any rate, I better try out my new weapon.
18:13Are you, uh, Dr... Dr. Numbnuts?
18:17Yes, it's a matter of fact I am!
18:19I have created the perfect weapon for you!
18:22Really? It better be huge.
18:24I can say that you won't be disappointed!
18:27What kind of gun is this? That's smaller than my dick!
18:29How do you work it anyway?
18:30How do you work it anyway?
18:35Not bad. In fact, I kind of like it.
18:40Okay, where am I? Uh...
18:43This kind of looks like the moon!
18:46Hmm, I think I'm lost.
18:48I don't know where the hell I'm at.
18:50I've got you out of my sights, fat man!
18:54Time to die!
19:05Oh man, there's a crazy gunman out there!
19:08Oh man!
19:10We gotta find out how to...
19:12We gotta find some cover and kill him!
19:18I think it's time you meet my friend, Mr. Boomstick!
19:26I think it's time you meet my friend, Mr. Boomstick!
19:48This is my friend.
19:49Oh, you ain't so tough!
19:52Do you know I'm going to lose?
19:53Yeah, I believe I'm for fools!
19:54But that's the way I make it, baby!
19:56I wanna live forever!
20:03C'mon guys, let's get out of here!
20:05Yeah, we're gonna kill him, skin him, and eat him alive!
20:10Oh my god! Oh my god!
20:13He's gonna die!
20:15Oh god!
20:24Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, can I ask you a question?
20:29Uh, yeah, boss?
20:31Why are you sitting in my frickin' chair?
20:36No, no, no, boss, please don't! I won't let that happen again!
20:42Oh, Jesus, that frickin' hurt!
20:45Take my chair, Welly. Ha, show him.
20:49So, uh, how's everyone doing?
20:54You know I ain't sure to go for a game of Scrabble.
20:59Master Easter Bunny, we have captured the intruder.
21:03So I see.
21:06So, Jesus, what makes you think you're so smart that you can invade all my guards?
21:12Ha, ha, isn't it simple? Because I'm Jesus! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
21:17That's not very funny.
21:19Now watch as I unveil my most awesome weapon yet!
21:22And your friend Santa Claus is gonna test it for me!
21:26Ha, ha, ha!
21:27He won't do that for you! Oh, really?
21:29I'm not gonna try to unveil my secret weapon!
21:31Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
21:34I didn't know I still...
21:38It's weird.
21:40That's not what I wanted to show you, but it's still pretty cool.
21:44Ah, this is what I wanted to show you. He is an indestructible robot with parts made
21:50of Japan. He is a laser scope that can scope out any target within 1,000 meters and destroy
21:58it with ease. He speaks a stereotypical Japanese language. Watch as his car turns the scrap
22:05method. The only thing as such is that he's vulnerable to rain. Oh well. We call him Robo-Chink.
22:24Put Jesus in the jail cell and make sure Santa gets acquainted with our little friend Robo-Chink.
22:33According to this GPS, I'm in the danger room. And according to me, it looks like somebody's
22:39going to get sued by Marvel for using the same name from the X-Men. And, hey, wait a minute.
22:47Is that Coca-Cola? All right. Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola, my family. Ah, that's good.
23:01Hey, wait a minute. What's happening? Uh-oh. I'm in a virtual battlefield. And that doesn't mean
23:08that somebody's happy to meet me. Sorry. Me so sorry. Me rough you wrong time.
23:18Japanese Robo-Chink. Let's see if he fares against this. Huh. Huh.
23:23Red social media starts with her.rict
23:25Cook-If Bullis won't do anything, let's see what a Molotov cocktail does. ALL
23:31OLD stylistic behavior learns. Soft
23:35Luigi's face experiences. And
23:35I'll open up my bruit. Red
23:50sneakabies.
23:51SHOT IN DICE! SHOT IN DICE!
23:53BELL MAN YOU!
23:54BELL MAN YOU!
23:59I'm gettin' too old for this shit.
24:01Alright then...
24:07Let's see how he does against a grenade!
24:13BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!
24:15Do you want me to get a fucking fist I am?
24:18Holy crap, he's indestructible! Look at him, man. He's starting to rain!
24:23He didn't need an idea.
24:24Oh crap! Oh crap, it's starting to rain!
24:27Oh, oh, it's going to be a map action! It's going to be a map action!
24:31Oh, it's going to be a map action!
24:39Okay, who the hell turned on the rain in virtual reality mode?
24:43If I find out who it is, you're gonna be flamed and quartered and served with some lemon pepper.
24:50Well, the boss said I was supposed to check on the prisoner, but I don't see no prisoner.
24:57Where is he? This is his prison cell, but nobody's in it. I wonder where that guy could be.
25:04I mean, this is a severely locked prison cell. How is he able to get out of this prison cell?
25:11I gotta find out if he's in this prison cell.
25:15Oh my lord, I gotta find out!
25:20The scanner says he's in here, but I do not see him!
25:23This thing must be broken!
25:26Wait man, where's that music coming from? Oh god!
25:32Fatality.
25:37There's no one in here.
25:39Which means it's the perfect time to plant a bomb to destroy this piece of crap once and for all.
25:46And I'm off.
26:00Oh my god, this place is gonna blow!
26:04Fuck yeah!
26:05Freedom is the only way down!
26:08Terrorists, your game is blue!
26:10Cause now you have to answer to America!
26:15Fuck yeah!
26:16No!
26:16I was so cold!
26:19I'll get you someday, Pethacorn!
26:22What you got to do when I'm on you now!
26:26It's the dream we all share!
26:29It's the whole world's America!
26:32Fuck yeah!
26:36We get us!
26:37Well, time to get back on schedule!
26:41I can't be late for all the good little boys and girls and the milk and cookies!
26:46Hey Jesus, you coming?
26:48Well, I might as well.
26:50We've stuck together this far.
26:52Might as well finish it.
26:57Giddy up, pussies!
27:00Hey, where's your reindeer?
27:01Don't even start that with me.
27:04Whoa, hold on!
27:05Someone wants to get on with us!
27:07Come on, stranger!
27:09Thanks a lot, boys!
27:12Santa?
27:13Yeah?
27:14That was the Easter Bunny.
27:16Holy crap!
27:17You better get away from here!
27:19Oh my god, you drive like a maniac!
27:21Help!
27:22Help me!
27:23Help!
27:23Get away from there!
27:25You!
27:27We must come to fight!
27:30Agreed.
27:30Santa, keep driving.
27:31I'll take care of it.
27:34You've ruined everything!
27:36And I'm going to kill you!
27:40Not if I can kill you first.
27:45You missed!
27:45Ah, you missed!
27:47Ah!
27:48What the?
27:49Ah!
27:49Oh god!
27:50Ah!
27:56Thanks!
27:57I have healing abilities!
27:58Ha!
27:59Huh!
27:59Yeah!
28:01Ah!
28:03Ah!
28:06I'm gonna finish it once and for all Easter Bunny!
28:08It talks a little bit...
28:08Ah!
28:11Ah!
28:14Hi, Nick!
28:16Ah!
28:16Ah!
28:17Ah!
28:17Mm-m-m!
28:32Ah!
28:32Eh, eh.
28:43Why hello there, young sir!
28:46Oh, same to you.
28:47Let me ask you, do you believe in miracles?
28:50Well, uh, do it like tell your story you won't believe, man!
28:55Heh heh, try me.
29:02Oh, my God!
29:06I don't believe in miracles.
29:08Oh, my God!
29:09Oh, my God!
29:12Oh, my God!
29:14Oh, my God!
29:15I don't believe in miracles.
29:22Oh, my God!
29:23You
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