00:00I don't want any other rock and pop act to ever exist.
00:18I'd recommend it to anybody, but I am not going to let it rule my entire goddamn life, okay?
00:25Think about the Macarena, or Mambo No. 5.
00:30I never thought I'd have to do one of these, but there have actually been a couple of events over the last week or so.
00:40It is the ass of the musical body.
00:44And you fucking taste it in music.
00:46Do you know me?
00:47Oh, I even raped him.
00:49But no, I didn't, alright?
00:53Most of you say I know jack shit about the company.
00:56No, it is the ass of the musical body.
01:00What have they done?
01:02Oh, that's easy.
01:04They've had the balls to come forward and say that the Jonas Brothers are the greatest band in the history of man.
01:14And this horrible fate, horrible fate the fanboys to this horrific act done to earn my ire and to earn a spot in the halls of fanboy bullshit, you know, ugh.
01:29What have they done?
01:30Oh, that's easy.
01:31And girls, I'm not going to listen to it, alright?
01:35To me, the term fanboy is a gender neutral term, which means everybody.
01:41I don't give a shit what in the hell you have between your legs if you fucking obsess over something they're going to go and cling on to them and completely forget about your precious Jonas Brothers.
01:54Are better than the Beatles, Elvis, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and every other rock and pop act to ever exist.
02:07Folks, I don't know what the fuck to say to these people.
02:12They must just be completely ignorant and stupid.
02:15They earned it by putting out album after album after album of solid music that a good chunk of the world enjoyed.
02:24The Jonas Brothers are catering to the lowest common musical denominator.
02:30They're going after the Pop-Tart crowd, and you people don't have any fucking taste in music.
02:37Do you know how I can tell?
02:39Some pop-asses that have come out, most of them enjoyed by people just like the Jonas Brothers fans.
02:45I want you to look back at songs, and with no reason and no purpose,
02:49but if the fanboys are going to continue to clamor towards it because it's currently the hot new thing.
02:54You just fucking wait until this time next year when some new manufactured pop band is going to come crawling out of the muck that is pop music,
03:03and every single one of you Jonas Brothers fan assholes are going to go and cling on to them and completely forget about your precious Jonas Brothers.
03:12It's going to happen.
03:14I know it, and you don't know it yet, but it will happen.
03:18I guarantee you, it will happen.
03:21Ladies and gentlemen, I have dedicated more than enough time to these fuckers.
03:26Until next time, take care, and I'll see you all in the near future.
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