The Evil Clowns!!!

Meteo Archon

I love this scene where the Wilkersons from "Malcolm in the Middle" battle Clowns.  It's different from Coulrophobic things; - watch this, I rewound the tape over and over again in Sep-Oct, 2000 to watch this wondrousness!

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00:00Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Mom. Happy birthday to you.

00:12Happy birthday, honey. Yeah. What are you doing, Hal?

00:15Well, what's it look like? We're celebrating your birthday as a family.

00:19Who are you? I'm sorry, Mom. Yeah, me too.

00:23Me too. Actually, I'd like to point out that I'm clean on this one.

00:27Lois, honey, come home, please. What do we have to do?

00:29A lot of things. I don't want to be taken for granted anymore.

00:32If I come back, you guys are going to make some changes.

00:35Anything. Whatever you want.

00:36I don't ever want to have to remind my own family that it's my birthday.

00:40You are so right. It will never happen again.

00:44And one night a week, I don't want to have to fix dinner.

00:46Absolutely. Good. Fine. Done.

00:47No problem. And I want dirty laundry in the hamper. Not on the floor.

00:50Not over a lampshade. Not shoved in some mattress crack.

00:54No problem.

00:55It's just that easy, huh?

00:57Yes. It's just that easy.

00:59Then why do I even have to ask?

01:04And it's so obvious I need a little human consideration.

01:08I shouldn't even have to ask.

01:10Oh, geez, honey, that's never going to happen.

01:19What?

01:20We're not smart enough to do that.

01:22I mean, look who you're talking to.

01:23You might as well ask us all to be a foot taller.

01:26Sweetie, you're always going to have to tell us what to do.

01:30I mean, look at this half-baked celebration.

01:32I mean, we're at the top of our game here.

01:33Honey, the only thing that we're ever going to be able to offer you is our total, abject obedience.

01:42I know that doesn't sound like much, but if you look at it this way, our meager abilities are yours completely.

01:50One hundred percent.

01:54It wasn't a wide ride.

01:55These guys are just trying to do something nice for you.

01:57Give them a break.

01:58Oh, I'm sorry.

02:01Did you just call my wife Wide Ride?

02:04Oh, okay.

02:05I get it.

02:06You got to make a big show for them.

02:11Now, you are going to get up and up.

02:12Hold on.

02:19Oh, yes!

02:20Hit him, Dad!

02:21What's he doing?

02:22Turn the inside!

02:24Shoot the left!

02:24Here!

02:25Oh, yes!

02:31Hold this.

02:38I gotta go.

02:39I know.

02:40You'll be here waiting for me when I'm done?

02:42No.

02:43Goodbye.

02:51Hit him, Dad!

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03:25All my life was a beautiful

03:29Once plain pure and white

03:35Till you moved with your pen

03:40Changing moods now and then

03:42Till the balance was right

03:46And you decorated my life

03:56By painting your love

04:01All over my heart

04:07You decorated my life

04:12All over my heart

04:19All over my heart

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