00:00hi everyone it's as here from heel versus babyface and believe it or not
00:08we're going to talk about chocolate in this video
00:13looks like you've had your fair share of chocolate as
00:17shut up
00:18sorry sorry my bad
00:26yes i have
00:28way too much
00:31but it's not just about chocolate and how tasty it is and how naughty it is no this is about
00:40politicizing
00:41chocolate
00:43and what happens when you politicize something so
00:50stupid
00:53eminem's candy mascots put on indefinite pause
01:02amid tucker carlson's attack
01:07on their alleged sexuality and weight
01:11we're talking about chocolate
01:13i hate
01:24i hate the west
01:26everything's got to be political including the goddamn color of your chocolate and what it does
01:37my chocolates are gay
01:40no it's not it's a fucking chocolate
01:45it doesn't have sexual relations with other chocolates
01:57it doesn't want to lob parts of its body off and identify something else
02:04it doesn't want to
02:08fit in more
02:09or show off its anxiety
02:12it's a fucking
02:13chocolate
02:15i just needed to get that out of my system
02:26and i think three quarters of my heart has just exploded
02:30oh boy
02:33what's this going on about
02:36let's read this
02:39this is look this is the eminem's account
02:43with its piss yellow stick mark
02:47because it's a corporation
02:49oh my god
02:54a message from eminem num nums
02:59america
03:01let's talk
03:05in the last year we've made some changes
03:09to our beloved spokes candies
03:13do you know what one of the changes was
03:17this this green
03:18this green female
03:21eminem
03:24had her high heels taken away from her
03:28and was put in trainers
03:30why why did she have
03:33her high heels taken away from her
03:35fuck nose
03:36oh my god we wanted to be more inclusive
03:42we felt that if we take away the high heels
03:44that people are identified as
03:46what if we feel more comfortable
03:48it's a fucking chocolate
03:49i will come to america
03:54to slap you all
03:56and backhand
04:03and backhand
04:03holy
04:08fuck
04:11we weren't sure if anyone would even notice
04:17you completely changed an aspect
04:19a visual aspect of the character
04:22of course people are gonna notice
04:25they're not as fucking stupid as you
04:28well if we just stick a big fucking 12 inch penis
04:34on this red one
04:35i'm gonna stick a vagina on the foot
04:39i wonder if people will notice
04:40because i'll fucking notice
04:41oh jesus
04:45wept
04:45and we definitely didn't think that it would break the internet
04:53it didn't break the internet
04:54people were like
04:56what the fuck are you doing
04:57it's chocolate
04:58why are you trying to politicize chocolate
05:03shut the fuck up
05:06and just sell your fucking diabetes
05:09twinkle thingies
05:11but now we get it
05:19even a candy shoe can be polarizing
05:22no
05:23you made it polarizing
05:25because you tried to fucking politicize it
05:28because
05:30you're stupid
05:32which was the last thing that m&m's wanted
05:39since they're all about
05:40bringing people together
05:42you're not
05:42you're about
05:43fucking
05:44obesity and diabetes
05:46that's what you're about
05:49that's what you peddle
05:50that's what you peddle
05:53now some people
05:54not me
05:55clearly
05:56fuck bastard
05:57some people
05:58can eat that shit in moderation
06:00others
06:01can't
06:02look at me
06:03that's what you're about
06:06you're not changing the fucking world
06:09you're not changing the fucking world
06:09you're selling chocolate
06:13so for the love of god
06:16shut the fuck up
06:19and just put your fucking diabetes coins
06:23on the shelf
06:24and back the fuck world
06:28therefore we've decided to take an indefinite pause
06:35from the spokescandies
06:37we are so entrenched
06:40in ideology
06:42that we're now blaming it on the fucking CGI candy
06:47no
06:50what you do
06:51is you say
06:52who came up with the idea
06:53to make
06:54let's actually
06:55let's listen to Tucker Carlson for 15 seconds
06:58I don't care if you like the guy
07:00or don't like the guy
07:01it's got nothing to do with this
07:03I'm taking one article from Fox
07:06and another from Forbes
07:08so I think that kind of tells you
07:09we're balancing things out as best we can here
07:12but let's just have a look before I carry on
07:15woke M&M's have returned
07:16the green M&M got her boots back
07:19but apparently
07:19she got her boots back
07:21no they took her
07:22they took him away from her again
07:24they put her back into a
07:27I'm a lesbian
07:28trainers
07:29what do you mean she's like
07:32look
07:32apparently is now a lesbian maybe
07:34she's now in a gay relationship maybe
07:37because that's what
07:39fucking chocolate does
07:41oh and chocolate
07:45I want to be
07:47I want to be popped in somebody's mouth and eaten
07:49I'm sugary goodness
07:50what should I do today
07:51I know
07:52I'll be fucking gay
07:54so what you want to do
08:01actually let's just finish off
08:03Tucker
08:04not in that kind of way
08:05it's not how I'll
08:06carry on
08:07and there's also a
08:08plus sized obese purple M&M
08:11so we're going to cover that
08:12of course
08:12because that's what we do
08:14well
08:15yeah because that's what we do
08:16that's what we do
08:17that's what we do
08:19we have to talk
08:20about the politicization
08:22of fucking chocolate
08:24so what you do M&M's
08:27is you don't retire
08:28you CGI nothings
08:31what you do is
08:32you go into your marketing office
08:34and you go
08:34hey
08:35who came up with the idea
08:36for gay and fat chocolate
08:38you did
08:39awesome
08:40you're fired
08:42fired
08:43get the fuck
08:44out
08:46it's not a hard thing to do
08:51and I'm blowing my voice
08:53over
08:54stupid politicized chocolate
08:57that's what you do
09:00you go
09:00you
09:01you and you
09:02all you absolute
09:03fucking window lickers
09:05fuckity bye
09:07oh my god
09:14in their place
09:18we're proud to introduce
09:19a spokesperson
09:20America can agree on
09:23have you read your
09:25comment section
09:26the beloved
09:28Maya Rudolph
09:30no idea who she is
09:32we are confident
09:34Ms. Rudolph
09:35will champion
09:37the power of fun
09:38to create a world
09:41where everyone feels
09:42they belong
09:43oh shut your
09:44goddamn mouth
09:46apparently
09:49um
09:49Maya Rudolph's like
09:52a 50 year old woman
09:53you know
09:56nothing says
09:56uh
09:57nothing says
10:00modern and hip
10:01like a 50 year old
10:03I can fucking
10:04attest to that
10:04and of course
10:07in the chat
10:08we'll have double down
10:09we'll have double down
10:11oh my god
10:13Eminem's a racist
10:14and sexist
10:15Mayor Rudolph
10:16is black
10:17I don't know
10:17what the
10:18I don't know
10:18what's going on here
10:19everyone's just arguing
10:21over fucking chocolate
10:23that's her by the way
10:24oh
10:26what do you mean
10:29you get what
10:29they're saying
10:30they politicized
10:33chocolate
10:33people got
10:35pissed off
10:36because they
10:36politicized
10:37chocolate
10:39and now they're
10:42blaming anyone
10:43but the
10:43fucking idiots
10:44that did it
10:45in the first place
10:46they're blaming
10:47the cartoon
10:48characters
10:49sorry
10:51you got too
10:52political
10:52greener man
10:53we're gonna put you
10:54on the back burner
10:55it's on her
10:56fucking fault
10:57she's not even a she
10:58she's a fucking
10:59chocolate
11:00stop
11:06political
11:08companies
11:08fuck off with your
11:10politics
11:11yeah
11:11because
11:12hey you're too
11:13stupid
11:14to even get into
11:15that game
11:15in the first place
11:16and B
11:17all you do is
11:18piss people off
11:19and reduce your
11:20customer base
11:21now
11:21if you wanna
11:22get woke
11:23go broke
11:24that's your
11:25prerogative
11:25alright
11:26I'm just trying to
11:27give out some
11:28free advice for you
11:29you're dumb
11:30you're fucking stupid
11:31shut the fuck up
11:32and put your
11:33diabetes on the shelf
11:34and back the fuck away
11:35see you in the next
11:36video
11:37bye for now
11:44bye for now
11:51bye for now
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