00:01Everybody saw the movie Super Size.
00:05You saw it?
00:06There's a movie about the white boy eating a McDonald's for a month.
00:10It's about this white guy was here.
00:12This white guy was eating McDonald's for like a month and he can't go out his way.
00:16We don't have to worry about that because we're eating healthy pizza.
00:19But Dave had an idea what up there was black.
00:22And this is what happened.
00:24Ever wonder what would happen if a black dude ate nothing but fast food for 30 days?
00:28Pilot Boy Productions presents Maximize Me.
00:32Shit!
00:33Listen, I have to advise you against doing this.
00:37If you do this movie and let these people buy you food for a month, you may die.
00:42I live in the hood. I could die every day.
00:44I might die walking across the street.
00:46I seen a nigga die out of a yard sale right by JCPenney.
00:49What are you talking about?
00:51I seen a guy stick a file crack up a cat's butt and lit that shit on fire.
00:55A file for a file. A file in the hood, nigga.
00:58I give this movie permission to kill me.
01:00Cookies, pies, cakes.
01:02Anything you can.
01:03Any kind of food you want to kill me with, nigga, bring it on.
01:06Now I have two half pounders with cheese.
01:10Where's the go?
01:14Julia! I need a bigger fork!
01:18Julia!
01:19What?
01:20I need more ketchup!
01:21There ain't no more ketchup!
01:22There ain't no more ketchup!
01:25What the fuck is this?!
01:27Ketchup, baby!
01:28This ain't no game!
01:29I'm with my terapop!
01:31I'm taking your terapop fat bastard!
01:33Alright, I got it. Thank you!
01:35You see what I say?
01:38Bitch likes you cute.
01:39I know it!
01:41Oh my bitch!
01:44I know it!
01:45Look!
01:49No!
01:50No!!
01:51No!!
01:52No!
01:53No!
01:54No!
01:55No!
01:56No!
01:58No!
01:59No!
02:00Oh my God!
02:01Shit!
02:02I threw one!
02:03God damn!
02:04Shit. I threw one. God damn.
02:10If you do this movie and let these people buy you food for a month, you may die.
02:17I don't feel so good.
02:22Time out.
02:29My chances.
02:30My chances.
02:34Oh.
02:38Oh.
02:41Oh.
02:44Oh.
02:52Oh.
02:54Oh.
02:59Oh.
02:59you won't believe what happens when earl goes from candy yams and black eyed peas
03:09to quarter pound hamburgers with extra cheese
03:15amazing i've never seen anyone go through such a transformation in 30 days
03:22but hey what can i say all your vitals are signed up fantastic
03:26they're good huh your reception didn't even rent now she thought i was that different tv
03:33the skinny one who they should pair listen to this hey everybody i'm a skinny
03:39motherfucker that wears hats i look like jj from good times down away
03:47what a difference a month makes i got dog titties on it
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