00:00All right, Pauly, give us a little music.
00:03Let's see what the hell we're doing here.
00:07The hell?
00:08It was supposed to be summertime music,
00:09but apparently it's a little slower than I thought it would be.
00:11But do a little temperature check, a little heat check around town.
00:15The next three days, it's going to be mid-90s or higher.
00:18So I thought I'd get your guys' take on a scale of 1 to 100.
00:21Obviously, one's freezing.
00:23100 is they're on fire.
00:24Who's under the most fire right now?
00:26And we'll start with Scott Harris.
00:301 to 100.
00:32I'll let Rico go first.
00:331 to 100, and 100 is just straight fire.
00:37Yes.
00:38100 would be Iserman.
00:40Right.
00:41I would say Scott Harris is probably simmering at about 85.
00:47Good man.
00:47I was going to say 87.
00:49I'm right there.
00:51Like, it's hot.
00:52It's just out of comfortable.
00:54You get above 82 degrees.
00:56Now we're getting hot.
00:57Right.
00:57But it's not incendiary.
01:00Right.
01:00But it's 85, 87.
01:02You're probably still taking multiple showers a day.
01:05Sunscreen is necessary.
01:07Right.
01:07There's a lot of sweat going on.
01:09Yeah.
01:11Rico sighting SWAS.
01:13All right.
01:14Let's go.
01:17I will kick it up a notch.
01:19I will go 92.
01:20Oh, wow.
01:21It is like these.
01:22If you guys have ever watched Hot Ones with Sean Evans.
01:25Oh, the chicken wing thing.
01:26Yeah.
01:26It's like the second to last one before the last dab.
01:28That's where Scott Harris is.
01:29You know, I got to tell you, that guy really makes me feel like an idiot.
01:33Like, any of us could have come up with the idea, we're just going to taste chicken wings
01:38and retire.
01:39I mean, like, what?
01:40Where were we on that?
01:42Ask difficult questions while you eat wings.
01:44They're not difficult questions.
01:45Since everyone's choking to death on the hot socks, right?
01:48You're trying to stay focused after you're eating hot wings.
01:50They're difficult questions.
01:52Let's stick with the Tigers and go with AJ Hinch.
01:57I'll jump the gun here.
01:58I don't like the guy 101.
02:00Get him out of town.
02:01Oh, he's with Stevie, in my personal opinion.
02:08I think this organization has zero accountability.
02:12I'll say AJ Hinch, 65.
02:16That's funny.
02:16San Diego nighttime.
02:18I was going to say 70.
02:21Not even a balmy 70, just 70.
02:24Very, very comfortable.
02:26Yes, because I don't think that anything is going to happen with him.
02:31I think he would outlast Scott Harris.
02:34All right, one more, Tiger.
02:36Jemai Jones.
02:37300, 370, whatever the temperature on, like, planet Nebula is.
02:45That would be probably the temperature of the planet Mercury, and that's incendiary.
02:51Thank you, Neil Tyson Degrassi.
02:58Yeah, I'm going to go with 100.
03:01Or, you know what?
03:02There's always room to improve 99.
03:05I guess I'll be the nice guy on here.
03:07I think 50.
03:07He's just a byproduct of the two other guys that are scorching hot, in my personal opinion.
03:13Okay, now here's where we test the scale.
03:16Go to the Red Wings.
03:18Steve Iserman.
03:22What do I want the temperature to be, or what's the temperature?
03:28I'm going to say the temperature is almost sweater weather.
03:31I'm going to say it's about 55.
03:34You say sweater weather?
03:35Yeah.
03:36Okay.
03:37Because I don't think there's any heat on him at all.
03:39Is this heat directed from the organization or from fans, Paul?
03:43What's the heat source?
03:45You determine whichever way you guys want to go on this.
03:47I'm going organizational-wise.
03:49He's putting on a sweater.
03:51I'm going to do what I want.
03:52Happy 4th of July from Scottsdale, Arizona.
03:56Arizona, 118, and it's a dry heat.
04:00So's an oven.
04:01119 just to make things symmetrical.
04:04Yeah, I mean, it's definitely got to be in the 100 range for the fans.
04:07Organization, though?
04:08Zero.
04:09They love it.
04:10Yeah.
04:10Stevie's putting on jackets and coats.
04:12Yeah, exactly.
04:13He's a little chilly in here.
04:14He's getting some cars.
04:16He's a little chilly in here.
04:17Oh, this Dylan?
04:18Oh, I'll handle this Dylan thing.
04:20Don't worry.
04:20Got a red-wing sweater vest going.
04:22Right.
04:23Remarkable.
04:24I'm going to see on it.
04:25Speaking of Dylan Larkin, Dylan Larkin.
04:29This one's tougher.
04:30You know, I think there is a little divide, and I do think there's a big enough portion
04:38of fans that are anti-Larkin, old-school hockey hardliners.
04:43I'm going to say the temperature is your typical early October in Metro Detroit.
04:49I'm going to say 57 degrees.
04:53It's not cold.
04:54It's not hot.
04:56It's just kind of there.
04:58It's almost 50-50 to me.
05:02I'm going to use that same line of thinking.
05:04I think he's also putting on a coat.
05:05He's going to be the antithesis of what Steve was.
05:09I'm going to give him 45.
05:11Yeah, I'm going to go somewhere in the mid-30s.
05:13I just think people would rather blame Steve over him, which makes sense.
05:18And, yeah, no, I think he's fine.
05:20Anyone who thinks that he's the problem, then I don't know what's going on there.
05:24All right, let's go over to the Lions.
05:27Brad Holmes.
05:32Okay.
05:34I think even in the media, okay, I'm going to say this is a February week of the Super Bowl,
05:4823 degrees below freezing.
05:51The man is Teflon.
05:53People like Rico and I are viewed as outsiders and doorknobs.
05:58I'm going to say it's 75.
06:03Okay.
06:03It's nice out.
06:04You feel good.
06:06But at any moment, the temperature can rise.
06:09Oh, I like that.
06:09And now you're in trouble.
06:10But right now, it's nice.
06:12It's warm.
06:13You're walking around in your shorts, and you're feeling good.
06:16I think it's like the first weekend of March Madness.
06:20That's when you start putting, you know, the jeans away.
06:22Oh, it might be time for shorts for a couple days.
06:24It's getting a little bit warmer.
06:26So what's the temperature?
06:28I'll go, what, like 59, 60, early 60, something like that.
06:32All right, we'll stick with the Lions.
06:35Dan Campbell.
06:37Zero.
06:39Just literal zero.
06:42It's Antarctica.
06:43I was about to say, Dan's in a parka.
06:45I was going to go 20.
06:46Yeah, I'll go negative 30.
06:48I think he's fine.
06:49Paul, Dan Campbell is the face of Detroit.
06:52Not K, not Skubal, Dan Campbell.
06:56And also Applebee's.
06:57And Applebee's.
06:58Nice menu.
07:00Let's go to college now.
07:02A guy that's under a lot of pressure this year, Bryce Underwood.
07:09Okay.
07:09I don't want to be viewed as a hater.
07:1292 degrees.
07:15I think the pressure is immense and it's immediate.
07:18And if he is anything other than really good, he's in a lot of trouble.
07:23People are going to turn on him, fair or unfair, because of the money.
07:27And I'm going to say the same, Mike, except for that ridiculous jersey.
07:30I'm going to go 98.
07:32Oh, my God.
07:34The Tom Harmon family dental practice memorial quarterback, Devin Gardner.
07:39Yeah, 98.
07:41That's where he's at.
07:42I'll go like mid-90s.
07:43I think it's getting there.
07:44And then last one real quick.
07:46Tom Izzo.
07:48Should be 100.
07:50But he's a 50.
07:51Yeah, I was about to say, he's at almost Dan Campbell level.
07:54Where?
07:55I think half of state fans are just acceptance phase, but they're not happy.
07:59And the other half can't imagine a world without him.
08:02I'm just saying 50.
08:03Winter coat.
08:04Oh, you're going Antarctica?
08:05No, I'm going to say 35, winter coat.
08:07Get the earmuffs and muffs and mittens.
08:10There we go.
08:10Zero.
08:12And that is your Detroit sports temperature check.
08:14Fantastic.
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