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Desperate Housewives S04E13
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00:12Previously on Desperate Housewives, Dylan and Catherine raised their profile and attracted
00:18the attention of an unwanted admirer.
00:21Mike made a surprising request.
00:24Do you think you can forgive me?
00:25Which brought Borson's guilt to the surface.
00:27I'm sorry, Mike.
00:28Oh, you're sleepwalking.
00:30I'm sorry, I ran you over, Mike.
00:32Gabby was learning to deal with Carlos being blind.
00:35I'm sorry for what I'm putting you through.
00:39If it were anyone but you, it wouldn't be worth it.
00:42And Lynette worried.
00:43It's Rick's place.
00:44Totally went up in flames.
00:46That jealousy could drive Tom to an act of violence.
00:55The thing you have to know about Lynette Scavo is that she had always trusted her husband, Tom.
01:02Mostly because she could always tell when he was lying.
01:07Sometimes he would ask her to repeat the question.
01:09Did I eat your ice cream?
01:11Is that what you're asking?
01:13Or he would use odd words he had never used before.
01:16Oh, I think it looks spiffy.
01:20Or his voice would get higher.
01:23I guess she's pretty.
01:24I mean, I didn't really notice.
01:27Clearly, Tom Scavo was at a distinct disadvantage when lying to his wife.
01:33And on this particular morning, that's exactly what Lynette was counting on.
01:43What you doing?
01:44I am jonesing for a cup of coffee, but this stupid burner is acting up again.
01:50Need a little caffeine fix?
01:51Big time.
01:53Too much booze last night.
01:54I'm really dragging.
01:56The open bar is no longer your friend, huh?
01:59Guess not.
02:00But they were pouring top-shelf stuff, and I couldn't resist.
02:04Is that where you were during Bree's acceptance speech?
02:06Doing free shots at the bar?
02:08Nope.
02:09I think that's when I snuck out to the car to listen to the game.
02:13You go alone?
02:14Well, I would have invited Carlos, except obviously he can't really sneak around anymore, so.
02:20Yeah.
02:25I was thinking, if anyone asks about that fire at Rick's, it'd be good if you had someone
02:31to account for where you were.
02:33Why would it matter?
02:35I didn't start the fire.
02:37Right, right.
02:39It's just, if anyone thinks you did, it'd be handy if you could prove them wrong, wouldn't
02:44it?
02:47You think I did it?
02:48No.
02:49One stupid brick, and now I'm an arsonist?
02:52No, no.
02:53Of course not.
02:54It's just, if the police came here to ask us about the brick, they're probably going to
02:58ask us about the fire, so you might want to be ready.
03:03Listen to me, as mad as I have been at Rick, I had absolutely nothing to do with this fire.
03:10We're fine.
03:12Okay.
03:13Good.
03:15Lynette Scavo had always trusted her husband.
03:18She had no idea that trust was about to go up in flames.
03:38Everyone breaks the rules now and again, and when they do, they always have an excuse.
03:46Like the neighbor whose own trash was already full, or the blonde who forgot to eat her breakfast.
03:55Or the employee who needed an advance on his salary.
04:01It's true.
04:03Everyone has a reason for not following the rules.
04:10Even the people who are meant to enforce them.
04:15License and registration, please.
04:17Well, what did I do?
04:18I wasn't speeding.
04:19There's a construction zone back there.
04:21You failed to slow down.
04:22Are you sure?
04:23I didn't see a sign or anything.
04:25You want to step out of the car, please?
04:28You're not going to give me a ticket, are you?
04:30My mom will kill me.
04:31Where do you go to school?
04:33Fairview High.
04:36Pretty necklace.
04:37Thanks.
04:41Listen, I'm really sorry about the construction zone.
04:44I would have slowed down if I had seen the sign, I swear.
04:50I'll tell you what.
04:51I'll let you go with a warning.
04:53Just pay more attention next time, okay?
04:55It's very nice of you.
05:19That's everything, I guess.
05:21Well, if you forgot something, you can just come back for it.
05:25Or you could just not leave.
05:27Oh, that's so sweet.
05:29But our house is livable again, the downstairs anyway, and we have imposed long enough.
05:35Besides, Mike is coming home tonight, and you're going to need the house to yourselves.
05:41Well, before you go, I just want to say that, um, having you here these last few weeks...
05:47Susan, I'm just going across the street.
05:49There's no need to act like a silent movie heroine.
05:51I know.
05:52It just...
05:53I can't stop now.
05:55I broke the seal.
05:56Well, um, as much as I appreciate this naked display of emotion, you know how this sort of
06:02thing makes me uncomfortable.
06:04I can't help it.
06:05My hormones are in overdrive.
06:07Didn't you get that way when you were pregnant?
06:09No, never.
06:11Really?
06:12Not even when you heard an acoustic guitar?
06:14No, never.
06:16Oh, I just can't control myself like that.
06:19Oh, sure you can.
06:21Whenever I feel my emotions getting the best of me, I simply picture an empty box, and
06:27I take whatever I'm feeling and put that in the box.
06:29And then I picture myself putting the box away in a big, empty closet and closing the door.
06:36Then, if I have time, I go back and open the box and deal with the emotion in private, like
06:45a lady.
06:47Thanks.
06:50I'm going to try that.
06:56So, you don't think I act like a lady?
07:01Prove me wrong, sweetie.
07:03Prove me wrong.
07:06All right.
07:07Come on.
07:08Come on.
07:09Come on.
07:10Come on.
07:10Come on.
07:11Okay, Carlos.
07:11Here's the harness.
07:13There you are.
07:15Oh, you must be Roxy.
07:18I do the cutest thing.
07:20Okay.
07:21Not too close.
07:22It's so.
07:22Gabby, this is Steve.
07:24He's the head trainer at the dog school.
07:25Nice to meet you.
07:27Carlos told me how much he enjoyed taking classes with Roxy.
07:30Well, they make a great team.
07:31Well, I've got a million questions about this little lifesaver here.
07:35Okay.
07:35Shoot.
07:36Okay.
07:37Hypothetical situation.
07:38Carlos and I are sitting on the couch.
07:40I'm doing my nails.
07:41He's whining for the remote.
07:42How do I get Roxy to fetch it for him?
07:47She's serious.
07:50Oh.
07:52Roxy doesn't do that.
07:54Her job is to get Carlos from point A to point B as safely as possible.
07:58I get that, but surely she's trained to do other stuff.
08:01You know, like find his keys or turn off the radio or lick up his pills.
08:05Yeah, and after that, she can go solve crimes with Shaggy and the gang.
08:08Don't give me your blind sarcasm.
08:10I saw a collie on TV who could push a lawnmower.
08:13Do you have one of those?
08:14Gabby, Roxy's fantastic.
08:16Really?
08:17Well, for a dog who's supposed to help us, she sounds kind of limited.
08:21Sorry, but it's true.
08:23She's not here to help us.
08:24She's here to help me, which you would know if you would bother to show up to the spouse's orientation.
08:28Well, I'm sorry.
08:29I was on my hands and knees that day scouring the bathroom floor because you refused to pee like a
08:33girl.
08:38So, any other questions?
08:39No.
08:40It's crystal clear.
08:41Carlos gets a new best friend and I get to check the sofa for ticks.
08:45Yay for Gabby!
08:48Did I exaggerate?
08:50Actually, you were kind.
08:54Oh, it feels good to take a shower in my own house.
08:58What you doing?
08:59In honor of you coming home, we are making your favorite meal, steak and mashed potatoes.
09:03Oh, that sounds great.
09:04But for future reference, my favorite is potatoes au gratin.
09:09Since when?
09:10Since always.
09:12Since I was three.
09:13You could see how gratin when you were three.
09:16Oh, it's fine.
09:17It doesn't match.
09:18It's great, too.
09:21It's not your favorite.
09:24What are you doing?
09:26Excuse me.
09:27I have to put something in a box and stick it in the closet.
09:34Hormones.
09:36Got it.
09:37Pretty much anything sets her off these days.
09:40Uh, which is why I haven't told her.
09:45Told her what?
09:46Something wrong?
09:49Well, when Brie and Orson were staying with us, this weird thing happened.
09:54Oh, yeah.
09:55Naked Orson?
09:56I heard.
09:57Must have been quite a show.
09:58No, this was the next night.
10:02He was sleepwalking and he said something kind of strange.
10:07But like I said, he was asleep, so it's probably nothing.
10:10Julie, what'd he say?
10:15He said, I'm sorry I ran over Mike.
10:21What?
10:22It's crazy, right?
10:23Why would he say something like that?
10:24He didn't even know you when that happened.
10:26Yeah, you're right.
10:27It's crazy.
10:29Yeah.
10:29That's what I figured.
10:32Okay, well, I'm gonna go check on Mom and make sure she's okay.
10:35We don't need any more drama in this house.
10:42Yeah.
10:43I agree.
10:50How's the move going?
10:52Need an extra pair of hands?
10:54No, thanks.
10:54We're almost done.
10:55Okay.
10:56Well, I won't get in your way then.
10:59Let me just run something by you.
11:02I got a call today from a couple who loved our work on the Founders Ball.
11:08Oh, how sweet.
11:09Yes.
11:10And they want to hire us to do their anniversary party.
11:13Hire us?
11:14But we're not a business.
11:15We could be.
11:17Think about it.
11:18We do the exact same thing we did at the ball, only this time we walk away with a big
11:22fat check.
11:22Catherine, need I remind you we nearly came to blows over floral choices.
11:27I think it's our creative friction that makes us a great team.
11:31I think it's our creative friction that nearly caused me to poison you.
11:34All right, look, I'm gonna be honest with you.
11:36With Adam out of the house, I really need the money.
11:39I sympathize.
11:40I do, but I have a new baby and it's really more work than I care to take on right
11:44now.
11:46I understand.
11:48Guess I'll just do it myself then.
11:51Excuse me?
11:52Now, did you take pictures of those table settings you designed?
11:54I'd love to get copies.
11:56The couple raved about them.
11:58Yeah, sure.
12:01You know, I don't really think it's fair that you should profit from something that I designed.
12:06You're right.
12:07It would only be fair if I asked you to do this with me, which I did, and you said
12:10no.
12:11So on we go.
12:13I hope you don't mind if I serve your cinnamon apple crumble.
12:15That is a cherished recipe from my grandmother.
12:19Well, now it's a cherished recipe from Catering by Catherine.
12:23Oh, I see what's going on here.
12:26This is shameless emotional blackmail.
12:29And?
12:30And?
12:31You worked beautifully.
12:33I'm in.
12:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
12:44No more doggie treats.
12:45She's had enough.
12:45But she's been so good.
12:47Yeah?
12:48But when she learns how to make granite sparkle, she can have more.
12:51I'm giving her a treat.
12:53Carlos, I said no.
12:54Oh!
13:00Fine.
13:00One treat.
13:02That's it.
13:02Those things are expensive.
13:03And until you're done, you're done.
13:04Once your disability kicks in, we have to tighten our belts.
13:07So I guess that means you won't be getting your hair done anymore.
13:11Carlos, remember what my fingers look like?
13:14Just picture the middle one all by itself.
13:17Besides, you're the one who married me for my looks.
13:20Well, I'm blind now.
13:22So as long as you use deodorant, I'm good.
13:24Do you have any idea how selfish you sound right now?
13:27Just because you're blind, the world should suffer?
13:29I'm just saying, you know, $300 visits to Mr. Francois...
13:32Carlos, I'm getting my hair done.
13:33End of discussion.
13:35What are you barking at?
13:37You got your damn treat.
13:39You know, if we really want to save money, you could cut down on those Cuban cigars.
13:43Or...
13:43Here's a thought.
13:44You could get a job.
13:45Why don't you get a job?
13:47Doing what?
13:48Put flags on pencils and sell them at the airport.
13:51What do I care?
13:51Just get out of my kitchen.
13:55Oh!
13:56What is this about?
13:57I don't know.
13:58I guess she doesn't like it when you smack me.
14:00Oh, so now I can't hit my husband in my own house?
14:02Look, we can cut corners all you want, but I'm not going to skimp when it comes to my dog.
14:07Roxy, come.
14:19Hey, neighbor.
14:21Oh, Mike.
14:22Hey.
14:23Welcome back.
14:24Looking well?
14:25Yeah, well, you know me.
14:27Indestructible.
14:30What are you looking for?
14:32Uh, hammer.
14:33We're putting some of the pictures back up.
14:37This it?
14:39Thanks, buddy.
14:42You got a minute?
14:45Uh, actually, Brie's waiting.
14:48Waiting for me.
14:50You said something to Julie when you were sleepwalking.
14:55I did?
14:56Yeah.
14:57And I need you to clear it up.
15:03Are you the guy that ran me over?
15:07Mike.
15:14I'm so sorry.
15:18I'm sorry.
15:30No way.
15:33That mutt is not sleeping in our bed.
15:35She's clean.
15:36It's okay.
15:37No.
15:37No, it's not.
15:38I read the pamphlet Steve left.
15:40These dogs are not allowed on furniture.
15:41I know.
15:43I just think it's good for a dog to sleep with its master.
15:47It helps us bond.
15:48Well, if you ever want to bond with my boobs again, you'll get her off.
15:53You're being selfish.
15:54We can put her at the foot of the bed.
15:55Carlos, no!
15:59She doesn't like it when you yell at me.
16:01Remember?
16:06You're right, baby.
16:07I'm sorry.
16:09Let me try it this way.
16:12You listen to me, you blind son of a bitch.
16:14If you don't get this mangy, six-nippled Cujo wannabe off my satin sheets,
16:19you won't just need a dog to get around.
16:21You'll need a motorized wheelchair that you steer with your tongue.
16:28Really?
16:29Carlos, I mean it.
16:32Who's it gonna be?
16:33Me or the dog?
16:55Maternity lingerie.
16:56Yeah right, don't they just call it what it really is, a pop tent to hide your stretch marks.
17:04actually if it's okay i'm really not in the mood right now i'm sorry i understand thanks
17:13i just don't want to be crushed under the weight of a repulsive cow
17:16that is not it no i get it really i knew this day was coming i just
17:22didn't know it would be a day when i was so horny
17:26honey i still find you incredibly sexy it's me i i just got a lot on my mind right now
17:36well what's going on
17:41i found out something today i didn't want to tell you but well you can tell me anything
17:48that's what we talked about in all those sessions with the doctor
17:57all right but if i tell you you have to promise to let me handle this my own way
18:07what could it be at this hour
18:12susan
18:15what on earth
18:17you are never to come near my family ever again do you understand what are you talking about do you
18:22hear me orson damn it susan i i told you to let me handle this please tell me what's going
18:28on
18:28so you don't know that your husband tried to kill mike
18:34what
18:35look i explained this to mike i panicked i was trying trying to protect your mother
18:41i know who cares you drove the car you ran him over and you left him for dead
18:48susan let's go
18:49and the worst part
18:52all this time you pretended to be our friend
19:15if there was one thing gabrielle solis would not tolerate it was a rival
19:22whether she walked on two legs
19:24or four
19:27so when gabrielle crept into her bedroom that morning she'd made up her mind
19:34the bitch
19:35had to go
19:37roxy
19:39look what i've got
19:42come on
19:43come on
19:52let's go
19:55let's go
19:57let's go in
20:04hey there dylan
20:08don't you remember me i'm the cop who didn't give you a ticket yesterday
20:12um yeah i remember
20:16would it be okay if i sat down
20:18i just want to have a little chat with you
20:22why
20:23don't worry you're not in trouble
20:26actually i can't stay i'm meeting my friend julie at the mall
20:29look i'm not trying to scare you
20:31i just
20:32i just want to talk
20:35talk about what
20:38how's your mom doing
20:41you know my mom
20:43oh yeah
20:52look a couple of days ago
20:53i saw a picture of you and kathy in the paper
20:55and i did a background check
20:56and i found out that
20:57you're living back at your aunt's place
21:00when you left yesterday i was parked down the street
21:05you followed me
21:08so when you pulled me over that was
21:10i lied to you
21:12you weren't speeding
21:14i'm sorry
21:19i just had to meet you
21:24who are you
21:27i'm wayne davis
21:31i'm your father
21:37excuse me a second
21:39uh mrs solise
21:40what are you doing here
21:41hi uh i'm bringing roxy back
21:44uh what
21:46shame isn't it
21:48i mean i personally
21:49adored the little angel
21:52but she and carlos just did not get along
21:55really
21:55well sorry it didn't work out
21:57i gotta run
21:58um tell carlos i'll call him about another dog
22:02oh well
22:03actually we found one
22:05from where
22:05we're the only guide dog school in the area
22:08well that's it
22:09it's not a dog
22:11we got him a
22:12seeing eye monkey
22:14he's amazing
22:16not only can he call 911
22:18he can toast a bagel
22:20hi
22:25roxy
22:26what the heck happened back there
22:31roxy
22:33roxy
22:33roxy stop
22:38gabby
22:38where were you
22:40where's roxy
22:40oh carlos
22:42i'm afraid i have some bad news
22:44what what happened
22:45well you know how you like it when i read you the box scores
22:48when i went out to get the paper
22:51only thinking of making you happy
22:52gabby where's my dog
22:54she ran away
22:56when i opened the door she saw a squirrel and she took off
22:58she's gone
22:59you gotta go find her
23:00where do you think i've been
23:01there's no sign of her anywhere
23:03yeah i'm sure you looked really really hard
23:05how dare you
23:06i have looked from one end of town to the other
23:08and i'm telling you she's nowhere to be found
23:14but since you love her so much i'm gonna keep looking
23:19was that roxy
23:20i'm not sure
23:21why don't i go look
23:23oh no oh wow it's the scabble dog
23:26way down in their yard
23:29i guess it's true
23:30lose one sense all the others get heightened
23:35okay you get that i'm gonna go find your dog
23:40come on you stupid mutt
23:44gabby you still here
23:46yeah still no sign of roxy
23:48but don't worry i'm on the case
23:50hey that was steve
23:53from the guide dog place
23:59you want a piece of pie or something
24:04yeah i'm not hungry either
24:14i don't know what to say to you
24:16you don't have to say anything
24:20i'm having a good time just looking at you
24:24you have my nose
24:29bet you didn't know that right
24:31my mom says we left
24:32because you used to beat her
24:36is that true
24:38yeah i hit her a couple times
24:40so you admit it
24:43what did you think i was gonna lie
24:44and tell you that i was a great husband
24:46because i wasn't
24:47but you gotta know
24:48there's two sides to every story
24:50and i swear to god
24:51your mom gave
24:53as good as she got
24:57i mean you believe me right
24:59i don't know
25:03you know what
25:05this was a mistake
25:06i should go
25:07go?
25:08we just got here
25:09look i didn't track you down
25:10to cause any problems
25:11i only wanted to make sure
25:12that your mom raised you properly
25:13and now
25:15i see that she did
25:16and you're
25:19you're spectacular
25:22that's what i needed
25:23to know that you're okay
25:25and that little part of you
25:28looks just like me
25:33how can you just walk away
25:36cause i'm not the same jerk
25:38i used to be
25:39sure i'd like to have a relationship
25:40with you
25:41but if your mom is still scared of me
25:43after all these years
25:46no
25:47i don't want to upset her again
25:54i don't have to tell her
26:01what?
26:05she doesn't have to know
26:06that i saw you
26:08oh
26:08i don't know about that
26:12it's just that i have
26:13so many questions
26:14and
26:16i don't think we'd
26:17be hurting anybody
26:17if we just sat
26:18and talked for a while
26:20and
26:21we'd keep this
26:22from your mom
26:28sure
26:32well
26:34okay
26:39darling
26:40bring me back that dessert menu
26:44i want to have a slice of pie
26:46with my daughter
26:53i think we might be out of candles
26:55i don't think so
26:56check under the bar
27:03rick
27:05how's it going
27:07how's it going
27:09it's going pretty bad
27:12i didn't mean to
27:13i'm sorry
27:13i'm sorry
27:13sorry for your troubles
27:15oh that's touching man
27:18thanks
27:19so did you just come here
27:20to bust my hump
27:21or is there something
27:21i can help you with
27:23actually you can help me
27:25you can help me
27:27figure out
27:27what the hell
27:28these were doing
27:29by the back door
27:30of my torched restaurant
27:39how should i know
27:46so that's how you're gonna play this
27:49uh no candles here
27:50i'm gonna go check in the back
27:52great
27:56look i can see you're upset
27:57pal
27:58but i'm not the guy you're looking for
28:04hey andrew what do you mean
28:05i'm looking for candles
28:07and
28:07and that guy rick's here
28:11oh my god
28:13stop it
28:14what are you doing
28:15stop
28:15easy
28:16easy
28:17just stop it
28:20you okay
28:21yeah
28:23ow
28:27andrew do something
28:29do something
28:34stop
28:35stop
28:36oh my god
28:38what is the matter with you
28:40what are you 12 years old
28:41stop it
28:44jeez
28:46stop
29:02so when are you guys gonna finish grilling my husband
29:05it won't be much longer ma'am
29:18in spite of everything that's happened
29:21it's really good to see you again
29:26makes me realize
29:28how much i miss you
29:35if you insist on
29:36questioning my husband about a crime he didn't commit you should at least have all the facts
29:41okay
29:42you've got my attention
29:44well for starters
29:45mr coletti
29:46opened his restaurant to
29:48get back at me because i wouldn't have an affair with him
29:51honey
29:51oh so you're saying your husband had two motives for setting the fire
29:55no i am saying that if anyone had an axe to grind it's rick
30:00maybe he set the fire himself so he could blame my husband
30:03i was at the gym you can call my trainer
30:06and tom was at the founders ball with me
30:09we have witnesses that say he disappeared for a while
30:11i told you i was in the car listening to the basketball game
30:16that's true
30:17i saw him
30:20i was mad that he ditched me so i went to drag his ass back inside but when i saw
30:26him shouting
30:26at the radio i decided i'll just wait and make his life miserable when we get home
30:31so unless there's a law against choosing lebron james over your wife i think we're done here
30:43so that's it you're just gonna let him go
30:45look we don't have enough evidence to hold him sir
30:49because his wife provided him an alibi
30:52come on man
30:53rick look
30:55you know me
30:58if tom had done something like this do you really think i would protect him
31:24you know you didn't have to make up that story for me
31:26didn't i because it kind of seemed like the hedge against the ropes in there
31:29well that would only be a problem if i were guilty and clearly i'm not right
31:35god you don't believe me do you
31:37sure i do it must have been some other random maniac with a grudge against rick who burned down his
31:41restaurant
31:41so you're calling me a liar that's what you're doing you're saying i lied
31:44well it wouldn't be the first time you lied about the brick and you were pretty smooth too hell i
31:48bought it
31:48yeah just like i bought your story about never sleeping with rick
31:52excuse me
31:52oh look at me rick you know me rick
31:54okay
31:55i felt like telling you guys to get a room
31:56okay you are angry so i'm gonna let that one pass and i'm gonna say this for the very last
32:02time
32:04nothing happened between me and rick
32:07okay
32:10i didn't set that fire
32:14you see i can talk slow too
32:29carlos asked me to pick up some doggy treats for roxy
32:32he called you why didn't he ask me
32:34oh i think you were busy at the time kidnapping his guide dog
32:39classy by the way
32:40don't judge me you don't know this hound from hell
32:43i raise my voice a teensy bit and she barks
32:46or i give carlos a little smack and she growls
32:48well i have an idea why don't you not do those things
32:54thanks for the biscuits edie
32:55no i'm serious
32:57there was always a certain sick charm to the way you used to abuse carlos but now that he's blind
33:03it's just sick
33:05we're fine this is who we are this is our relationship
33:09well your relationship has to change gabby because he's changed
33:13not that much just his eyes
33:16no i know carlos he's proud
33:19he's gonna pretend that he can still go toe to toe with you as if he was the same man
33:22that he always was
33:24but he's not and he will never admit that
33:30are you done with your armchair analysis three divorce annie
33:35sure
33:36but if you're not going to treat carlos right
33:38there are plenty of other women out there who will
33:41i think i've proved that
33:56just come inside
33:58i can't come out my front door every day and see that man
34:02we have to move
34:09i know this is difficult but before you start putting up for sale signs let's just
34:15take a step back
34:16take a step back from what he tried to murder you
34:18you know what orson did was horrible but
34:22i've decided to forgive him
34:24how can you do that
34:26he put you in a coma
34:27i sat there day after day wondering if you were gonna live as far as i'm concerned orson can go
34:32to hell
34:34i've talked to him trust me
34:36he's already been there
34:39well that's not enough
34:40he should pay for what he did he should go to prison
34:42and what leave brie without a husband
34:44and benjamin without a dad you don't want that
34:48look
34:51i've done some pretty horrible things in my life
34:54but you forgave me
34:57because you knew how much i regretted him
35:00i really believe he's sorry for what he did
35:04so now i have to forgive him
35:08i just got to
35:14but
35:17i also understand if you can't
35:34hey you guys know you're not supposed to be out of bed
35:37how come daddy's sleeping on the couch again
35:42come here
35:44come on
35:46okay
35:49mommy and daddy are sort of fighting but we're working through it
35:54what are you fighting about
35:57oh
35:58something he did that made mommy really mad
36:04can we talk to you about something
36:07yes of course
36:08the other day at the pizza place
36:10we heard daddy say that man wanted to take you away from us
36:15oh sweetie i am so sorry
36:18i bet that really scared you didn't it
36:21yeah
36:23so when you went to that party
36:24we got on our bikes and rode down to his restaurant
36:30you did what
36:31we just wanted him to go away
36:33that's why we set the fire
36:37so please don't be mad at daddy
36:39oh my god
36:42oh my god
37:09but you need to understand it's going to be one of the hardest things i've ever done
37:15and like most things in my life
37:17i probably won't do it with much elegance or grace
37:23so if i don't
37:24come over to your house for coffee
37:28if i don't smile when the two of you walk by
37:31just please know that i still love you
37:36and as for forgiving orson
37:40just be patient
37:51i think it's admirable that you want to figure out where's it
38:02because i can't
38:21what you doing
38:23working on the menu for the event that brie and i are catering
38:26i have to stop now to
38:28pick up the invitations at the printers before they close
38:30i could do that for you
38:31it's okay sweetie
38:32no i want to
38:34maybe i could pick up some dinner for us on the way back
38:39you know mrs hoskyn's daughter became nice like this once
38:42right before she brought home a boy named slash
38:46i'm being nice because i've been a pain lately and
38:50with adam gone we need to be a team
38:54it's just us now
39:04it's like you turned into this lovely young woman
39:12when i wasn't looking
39:23hey
39:27we have to stop at the printer on the way to dinner
39:29whatever you say sweetheart
39:45the truth is everyone breaks the rules now and then
39:53never thinking for one second they might get caught
40:02but if they do they simply ask for forgiveness
40:12and most of the time they receive it
40:22but some acts are so wicked they demand only our condemnation
40:31how do people avoid such a fate well the trick is knowing which rules are made to be broken
40:39and which rules are not
40:43but i do not think so
41:19Transcription by CastingWords
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