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00:00:24Oh, bollocks!
00:00:30We've got a problem.
00:00:31A cyberattack?
00:00:32Yes, Prime Minister.
00:00:34It took me two bottles of wine and half a packet of sleeping pills to finally nod off,
00:00:39and you wake me because some fat-fingered hacker's pinched your PIN number.
00:00:43Well, it's a little more serious than that, Prime Minister.
00:00:45The identities of every one of our serving agents have been exposed.
00:00:49What? Who's doing this?
00:00:51We're not sure, ma'am.
00:00:53So, one week before I host my first G12 Summit,
00:00:55Britain's entire security apparatus has been taken down and you know absolutely nothing?
00:00:59That does pretty much sum up the situation, ma'am, yes.
00:01:01Well, you'd better get someone on it and find me some answers.
00:01:03But that's the problem.
00:01:04We don't have any agents left.
00:01:05They've all been outed.
00:01:07So bring back an old one!
00:01:21All units, this is Juliet Echo.
00:01:23Stand by for target coordinates.
00:01:27Target acquired.
00:01:29Repeat, target acquired.
00:01:48Now then, what have we here?
00:01:53Sorry, sir.
00:01:54Never mind Bagley.
00:01:55Your concealment and camouflage work is definitely improving.
00:01:58Thank you, sir.
00:02:00Come on!
00:02:01You too, Ibadulla.
00:02:02Excellent.
00:02:03That is a first-class man trap.
00:02:06Six house points.
00:02:07Yes!
00:02:09Right.
00:02:10Let's get back to school before Matron notices you're missing.
00:02:12And don't worry.
00:02:14There aren't any more booby traps.
00:02:18Apart from this one, of course.
00:02:34Mr. English?
00:02:35You haven't seen them, sir.
00:02:37Ah.
00:02:40And that's camouflage.
00:02:41That was great!
00:02:43I can't believe it!
00:02:45I can't believe it!
00:02:45I can't believe it!
00:02:47I can't believe it!
00:02:48I can't believe it!
00:02:50I can't believe it!
00:02:50And go!
00:02:51And go!
00:02:53And go!
00:02:54And go!
00:02:54The welfare of your children is a paramount concern.
00:02:57They're never exposed to any unnecessary risk, I assure you.
00:03:11I think that's an F for your bomb disposal coursework, Hattersley.
00:03:15You're looking particularly beautiful tonight.
00:03:18You're looking particularly beautiful tonight.
00:03:21Ching!
00:03:23Ching!
00:03:25Have a good half-turn, sir.
00:03:28Thank you, sir.
00:03:28He's so cute.
00:03:29I know I know.
00:03:30I can't just eat.
00:03:31It's a good half-turn alright, too.
00:03:35Yeah.
00:03:36I don't know.
00:03:38I don't know.
00:03:42Oh, that's so beautiful!
00:03:54Good luck!
00:04:12You're seriously telling me this is all we've got?
00:04:14Most of them are either dead, having hip operations,
00:04:16or recovering from prostate surgery.
00:04:20Okay.
00:04:22Before your briefing, we'll need you to re-sign the Official Secrets Act.
00:04:29Thank you very much.
00:04:30Any of you gentlemen remember this?
00:04:33Oh, the Montblanc blaster.
00:04:35Haven't seen one of those for years.
00:04:37Take the cap off, and if memory serves,
00:04:39you've 20 seconds to replace it,
00:04:41or it detonates with the force of a stun grenade.
00:04:44I know, I know they do.
00:04:44Oh, my God.
00:05:01Oh, my God.
00:05:06Teas on the left, gentlemen, and coffees on the right.
00:05:11Excellent.
00:05:12Oh, damn it.
00:05:13I forgot my pills.
00:05:20Thank you very much.
00:05:22Coffee.
00:05:23Oh, here.
00:05:25Let me help you with that.
00:05:31Tea?
00:05:37Oh, this one just needs a little top-up of hot water.
00:05:40I'll be right back.
00:05:43This man's indifferent to the first order.
00:05:46I want you to put him out of his misery, along with who he had a ferry.
00:05:57Oh, good morning.
00:06:01Sorry to keep you.
00:06:03Are the others here?
00:06:06Um...
00:06:07Oh.
00:06:12They, um...
00:06:14They nodded off.
00:06:16Right.
00:06:17And who are you, exactly?
00:06:20English.
00:06:21Johnny English.
00:06:23Well...
00:06:24English.
00:06:27You'll leave immediately.
00:06:29My people will give you the full briefing en route.
00:06:31Oh, is there anything you need?
00:06:32Yes.
00:06:32Nerve gas nasal spray.
00:06:34A type 4 exoskeleton.
00:06:36You should probably start a list.
00:06:37And a garrotting watch with the rubber strap, not the steel bracelet, because the links get
00:06:41caught in the little hairs on my wrist.
00:06:44Oh, and I'll also need a buff.
00:06:47What's a buff?
00:07:00I'll go to my left.
00:07:09I'll go to my left.
00:07:14I'll go to my left.
00:07:17I know, I think that's making it worse, sir.
00:07:18Hmm.
00:07:19I'm surprised that didn't work.
00:07:25Good morning, sir.
00:07:27I have your agent activation pack here.
00:07:29Department issue smartphone.
00:07:31580 megapixel camera.
00:07:324.7 inch Retina HD display.
00:07:35Hmm.
00:07:36Ingenious.
00:07:37And what does it shoot?
00:07:38Poison darts?
00:07:40It doesn't shoot anything.
00:07:43It's a phone.
00:07:44There's a Twitter handle, Instagram feed, and secure login for the department Uber account.
00:07:48What's the on about, buff?
00:07:48I need a weapon, not a box of gobbledygook.
00:07:51I think what Agent English is getting at, sir, is all this is highly trackable.
00:07:56But since we're dealing with a very sophisticated digital target, we might be less visible if we
00:08:00took a more analogue, low-tech approach.
00:08:04Exactly.
00:08:07I see.
00:08:08Well, is there anything else I can get you?
00:08:11A gun?
00:08:14We don't really do guns anymore.
00:08:17Just get him a gun.
00:08:19Right.
00:08:20A gun.
00:08:26Right.
00:08:27I've actually done one of these before.
00:08:30It is my obligation under Section 14 of the Health and Safety Directive to inform you
00:08:34that the equipment with which you're about to be issued can cause injury and bodily harm.
00:08:42Furthermore, any agents with nut allergies should be aware that traces of cashew oil...
00:08:49Right.
00:08:50Transport.
00:08:54So, take any hybrid you want.
00:09:11I'll take this one.
00:09:12Oh, don't be ridiculous English.
00:09:14This car's a relic.
00:09:15It drinks petrol, leaks oil, has no passive, let alone active, safety features.
00:09:20Do you know what else it doesn't have, sir?
00:09:21A satellite navigation or a single computer chip.
00:09:24Making it completely invisible to a digital enemy.
00:09:28The equipment, Agent English requested, sir.
00:09:33Home, boss?
00:09:34Yeah.
00:09:37That high-tech villain of yours will never see us coming.
00:09:56Let's see what they've given us.
00:10:00Exoskeleton, exploding cotton buds, the old shoebox inflatable.
00:10:05Ooh, what are these?
00:10:07Instant release super high-energy pills.
00:10:10Like sticking your fingers in an electric socket.
00:10:13Highly recommended.
00:10:14Right, so the red ones must be the total knockout sleeping pills.
00:10:17Correct.
00:10:18Probably worth labeling these.
00:10:20Ooh.
00:10:22Look, sir.
00:10:23Sweeties.
00:10:25Ooh.
00:10:26Hang on a minute.
00:10:28I always did love a jelly baby.
00:10:30I wouldn't have hours of you, buff.
00:10:31Jelly is short for gelignite.
00:10:33One bite and it'll take the top of your head off along with the roof of the car.
00:10:37So what does this do?
00:10:39It's a mixtape, buff.
00:10:45So, destination?
00:10:47South of France, sir.
00:10:48That cyber-attack seems to have been launched from the Wi-Fi signal of a hotel in Antibes.
00:10:52Call me good.
00:10:54Call me bad.
00:10:55Call me anything you want to, baby.
00:10:59But I know, uh-huh, that you're sad.
00:11:02And I know, uh-huh, that you're sad.
00:11:06Baby, I'm your man.
00:11:11Don't you know that, baby?
00:11:15Don't you know what you're saying?
00:11:43Oh, thank you so much.
00:11:47Um, one name has raised a red flag, sir.
00:11:51Sebastian Lynch, ex-army and military intelligence,
00:11:54now selling his services to the highest bidder.
00:11:57Where do we find him?
00:11:59Directly ahead, sir.
00:12:01He's got an 8 o'clock reservation at the Côte d'Auroc restaurant.
00:12:13The problem's gonna be getting close enough for a full surveillance, sir.
00:12:17Not necessarily.
00:12:37Simple plan, two parts.
00:12:40You provide the distraction, I'll get the phone.
00:12:42Yes.
00:12:43And from now on, perhaps we should sound like French waiters.
00:12:50French waiters?
00:12:53Yes.
00:12:55Go on.
00:12:59And done.
00:13:01Are you finished now?
00:13:05Bread roll?
00:13:07Yes, thank you.
00:13:08Excellent choice, madame.
00:13:11Good evening.
00:13:13How are you?
00:13:16Bread roll, sir?
00:13:18Yes.
00:13:21What?
00:13:25Excuse me.
00:13:26What do you mind?
00:13:27Oh, please.
00:13:29Good evening.
00:13:30Good evening.
00:13:32Good evening.
00:13:34Good evening.
00:13:36Good evening.
00:13:37Good evening.
00:13:47Good evening.?
00:13:53I'm
00:13:54going to see you on the Windows-Ueticle. I'm
00:13:59not even ready. Look.
00:14:06Oh.
00:14:09Yeah.
00:14:13Monsieur, the shell on my wife's lobster, could you remove it, please?
00:14:20Please.
00:14:28Let me crack it for you.
00:14:47Oh, what are you doing?
00:14:48What are you doing?
00:14:50What are you doing?
00:14:51Flamber.
00:14:51Flamber.
00:14:52Flamber.
00:14:54Flamber.
00:15:04Flamber.
00:15:08Flamber.
00:15:14Flamber.
00:15:15Hello?
00:15:18Oh!
00:15:19Oh, God!
00:15:20Oh, you're nice!
00:15:22Come here, sir!
00:15:26Oh!
00:15:31Sebastian?
00:15:32What does this mean?
00:15:36Ha!
00:15:38Ha!
00:15:38Ha!
00:15:44There we are!
00:15:48Voila!
00:15:56Bon appetit!
00:15:58Ha!
00:16:08Ha!
00:16:13Ha!
00:16:13Textbook buff!
00:16:18Just holiday snaps, sir!
00:16:21Wait a minute!
00:16:22This photo...
00:16:23It was taken the same day our villain accessed the Wi-Fi, and look...
00:16:28Scarcely 50 feet from shore.
00:16:31Whoever was on that yacht could easily have used the hotel's Wi-Fi,
00:16:35sent that signal, and then just sailed away.
00:16:38I think it's time we paid the dot-com a visit.
00:16:43No!
00:16:55Algorithms.
00:16:55We are surrounded by them.
00:16:58Algorithms run our lives.
00:17:00Choose our TV shows, stream our music,
00:17:02even find us a date.
00:17:05I know this chap, don't I?
00:17:08Yes, he's that Silicon Valley billionaire who dated a Kardashian.
00:17:11Two Kardashians.
00:17:12And a black-eyed pea. Keep watching.
00:17:13But supposing there was an algorithm for an entire country,
00:17:16a single algorithm that could be applied to every one of its problems,
00:17:20a single algorithm that could take a second-rate nation and make it...
00:17:24world-class.
00:17:27Every nation is awash with data.
00:17:30So now, more than ever, we need to put that data to work...
00:17:33for the people.
00:17:35These few lines of code will deliver the kind of change
00:17:38they have been dreaming of their entire lives.
00:17:40I am Xander.
00:17:41I love data.
00:17:46He's so clever.
00:17:48He's young. He's sexy.
00:17:49He's insanely successful.
00:17:51Just the qualities we need people to associate with me.
00:17:55Yes, Prime Minister.
00:17:56And they will do, when he starts working with us.
00:17:58But why would a Silicon Valley billionaire work with us?
00:18:01Just get him into number ten and let me work on him.
00:18:03Yes, ma'am.
00:18:04Go on.
00:18:07Oh God, now what?
00:18:09There's been another attack, Prime Minister.
00:18:11Air traffic control.
00:18:12Someone's rerouted every flight in Europe to Luton.
00:18:15For God's sake, tell me the agent you've got in the field
00:18:17is making some progress.
00:18:19Oh my God!
00:18:20Stop this!
00:18:27So, how are we going to find the location of that yacht, sir?
00:18:30Very easily, Buffer.
00:18:32We ring MI7.
00:18:37Hello? Hello?
00:18:38Yes, I need the location of a boat called...
00:18:44Hello? Hello, yes.
00:18:45A boat called the Dot Calm.
00:18:48Yes, it's a play on words.
00:18:49Yep.
00:18:50Where?
00:18:58Looks about half a mile out, sir.
00:19:00Do we want to try and swim it, or...?
00:19:02No, Buff.
00:19:04This is a job for the shoebox inflatable.
00:19:06No, don't jump into the car, sir!
00:19:13No, sir.
00:19:14Can you reach your door handle?
00:19:18No, sir.
00:19:20I'll try my side.
00:19:38Right, Buff.
00:19:40Our aim is to get on board without anyone noticing.
00:19:43And how are we going to do it?
00:19:45Magnetic boots.
00:19:46Brilliant, sir.
00:19:48Simple mechanism.
00:19:49Left switch activates left boot.
00:19:51Right switch activates right.
00:19:52Okay.
00:19:54Let's go.
00:20:08Remember, the absolutely vital element of this mission is surprise.
00:20:33Now you have to get up pretty early in the morning to help with British intelligence.
00:20:42Quick!
00:20:50Good evening, gentlemen.
00:20:53Shall we start with your names?
00:20:56Clearly, you have no idea who you're dealing with.
00:21:00That's why I'm starting with your names.
00:21:03Actually, would you mind coming down here?
00:21:04It's really hard to have a conversation like this.
00:21:08I have a better idea.
00:21:17It's no good. It won't move, sir.
00:21:19We'll see about that.
00:21:21Low-intensity exploding cotton bud.
00:21:26It's quite a powerful charge for such a small space, sir.
00:21:29No nonsense.
00:21:32They'll just be a slight pop.
00:21:42Should we locate the hold and look for the source of that signal?
00:21:44I think we should locate the hold and look for the source of that signal!
00:21:50Let's go.
00:21:51Come on!
00:21:52Shh!
00:22:04I'd say we have a villain, Buff!
00:22:05Shh. You need to keep your voice down, sir.
00:22:09And we're not going to lose him.
00:22:23Hand me the sherbet fountain.
00:22:27Three sucks and the location transmitter is activated.
00:22:31This gin palace will show up as a hostile from 30,000 feet.
00:22:41This is now an enemy target.
00:22:49Fantasy balls.
00:23:05If you'd wanted to kill me, you would have already done so.
00:23:11Till we meet again.
00:23:25Well, that was sooner than I expected.
00:23:31Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
00:23:37Who do you think she is, sir?
00:23:39Well, if she's not the owner of that yacht, then she knows who is.
00:23:44Either way, she's the key to this case.
00:23:48Is it true you were teaching, sir, before all this blew up?
00:23:52If by teaching you mean scouting for potential intelligence operatives, then yes, I was.
00:24:00Hmm.
00:24:01I actually got married, sir.
00:24:03I don't know if you heard.
00:24:06No.
00:24:08Oh.
00:24:09Lydia.
00:24:11Lovely girl.
00:24:15You never think about getting hitched yourself, sir?
00:24:19This is no life for a married man, Boff.
00:24:21The danger, the constant travel.
00:24:24More Lydia's life than mine, sir.
00:24:27She's in the Navy, you see.
00:24:30What, as a cook?
00:24:31Or some kind of seagoing secretary, or...?
00:24:35Oh, no, sir.
00:24:35She's the captain of a nuclear submarine.
00:24:38All right.
00:24:42Do you think we should get some petrol for the Aston, sir?
00:24:46Nah.
00:24:47An Aston Mountain is surprisingly economical, Boff.
00:24:52Besides, it looks like we're in business.
00:25:07Come on.
00:25:15Looks like an electric car, sir.
00:25:17Yes, and sounds like a nose-haired trimmer.
00:25:21A bunch of AAA batteries is no match for old-fashioned British horsepower.
00:25:31Listen.
00:25:32They got to get a ride.
00:25:34Keep me in mind.
00:25:35Okay.
00:25:45Look at a cornering.
00:25:46Seems so effortless, doesn't it, sir?
00:25:52Oh!
00:25:53Oh!
00:25:55Oh!
00:25:56Oh!
00:25:57Oh!
00:25:58Oh!
00:25:58Oh!
00:26:01Oh!
00:26:04Oh!
00:26:10Oh!
00:26:15Oh!
00:26:25Arm the missile.
00:26:26The what?
00:26:27The missile, Boff.
00:26:28The one with the tear gas warhead.
00:26:29But they're just cyclists, sir.
00:26:31We'll get past it in a minute.
00:26:32They're French cyclists, Boff.
00:26:33And they're obstructing Her Majesty's Secret Service.
00:26:43Wiper stalkers armed, sir.
00:26:52Sorry.
00:26:54Terribly sorry.
00:26:55We do apologise.
00:26:56Stop it, Boff.
00:26:57You'll only encourage that.
00:27:13What are we going to do now, sir?
00:27:15Patience, Boff.
00:27:16Driving like that, her battery will be dead any moment.
00:27:18And she'll roll to a humiliating stop.
00:27:40Boff, it is your job to keep an eye on the fuel gauge.
00:27:44Boff, it is your job to keep an eye on the fuel gauge.
00:27:49Very impressive driving, mister.
00:27:54Gelightly.
00:27:56Basil Gelightly.
00:27:59And you're rather useful yourself, miss...
00:28:03Bulitova.
00:28:04Ophelia Bulitova.
00:28:05And this is...
00:28:09Colin.
00:28:11I thought we were using fake names.
00:28:14That is a fake name.
00:28:18All right.
00:28:21Yes, this is Colin.
00:28:24And I'm...
00:28:29Dazzle.
00:28:31Dazzle.
00:28:32Basil.
00:28:35Well...
00:28:35Basil.
00:28:37Maybe there's a simpler way of doing this.
00:28:39Over a drink, perhaps?
00:28:41Well...
00:28:41That'd be lovely.
00:28:43Shall we say...
00:28:44The bar at the Hotel de Paris in Cannes-sur-Mer?
00:28:46Eight o'clock?
00:28:48It's a date.
00:28:54Well...
00:28:55I think my running out of fuel ruse worked pretty well.
00:29:00Mm-mm.
00:29:04What?
00:29:05Junior doctors.
00:29:06They've confirmed they are going on strike and the tube driver's coming out in support.
00:29:09Oh, God.
00:29:10Leader of the Opposition.
00:29:11Has he come round from his heart surgery?
00:29:12Yes, Prime Minister.
00:29:13Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:29:14When will something go right for me?
00:29:16What do you want?
00:29:17They've hit us again, Prime Minister.
00:29:19Hacked into the central traffic control system.
00:29:22Yes, they've turned every traffic light in London to red.
00:29:27Oh, well...
00:29:27Where's my bloody drink?
00:29:30You've got to be joking.
00:29:31Vodka tonic, no ice no tonic.
00:29:32Yes, Mum.
00:29:32Oh, and Mr. Volter's arrived, ma'am.
00:29:38Mr. Volter, welcome to Downing Street.
00:29:41I have read so much about this wonderful building.
00:29:44Is this the stone triple staircase designed by William Kent?
00:29:46Um...
00:29:47Yes, it probably is.
00:29:49I can't swear to it.
00:29:50I mean, I'm not very good on the...
00:29:51Little quick.
00:29:52Needs Photoshopped.
00:29:53That's very hard.
00:29:54This way.
00:29:55I am horribly late.
00:29:56I do apologize.
00:29:57It's the traffic.
00:29:58It's the one thing I don't love about London.
00:30:00Yes, well, I must admit we are having a slight problem with the lights at the moment.
00:30:03Nothing major.
00:30:04If you wanted, I could take a look.
00:30:05It is kind of what I do.
00:30:07I think it's actually a little bit more complex than that.
00:30:09Xander, get a web address for London's traffic control centre.
00:30:13Here's the login page, Jason.
00:30:15Do you have a password?
00:30:22I won't tell if you won't.
00:30:24Right, you are.
00:30:27Bypassing security.
00:30:28Security bypassed.
00:30:30Oh, that's terrific.
00:30:32Someone is hacking you.
00:30:34Oh, I don't think so.
00:30:35Denied service attack.
00:30:37Yeah.
00:30:38Primitive, but effective.
00:30:40You know what we could try?
00:30:41Rerouting all service requests to our server farm in Nevada.
00:30:49Rerouting, Jason.
00:30:51Rerouting complete.
00:30:56Oh, crikey.
00:30:59So, what was it you wanted to talk to me about?
00:31:02You.
00:31:02You.
00:31:04Jason.
00:31:06I want to talk about you.
00:31:21Excellent, Bob.
00:31:23Nearly there.
00:31:24Nearly there.
00:31:26This is actually a really nice hotel, Bob.
00:31:30I'm turning to the right.
00:31:44I'm turning to the right.
00:31:45Should one of us keep Mrs. Bullittator busy while the other one searches the room, sir?
00:31:48Good idea, Bob.
00:31:50Alert me if you find anything.
00:32:12Mr. Golightly.
00:32:16Oh.
00:32:18Indeed.
00:32:20I thought perhaps you weren't coming.
00:32:21On the contrary.
00:32:23Wild horses couldn't keep me away.
00:32:26Madame.
00:32:27Monsieur.
00:32:28Good evening.
00:32:29What would you like?
00:32:30I'm feeling a little homesick tonight.
00:32:32I'll have a Moscow mule.
00:32:36And I'll have a London lemming.
00:32:42I'm not sure.
00:32:45It's a gin, vodka, armagnac, sherry, with just a little bit of parmesan.
00:33:01So, what brings you to the south of France, Miss Billy, Olly?
00:33:07Bullittover.
00:33:08Bullittover.
00:33:09I'm just visiting a friend of mine.
00:33:15And would this friend be the owner of the dot-com?
00:33:20Yes, he would.
00:33:27And what about you, Bassel?
00:33:30Oh, I'm just here on business.
00:33:32Although it's rapidly turning into pleasure.
00:33:38Ooh, I love these.
00:33:45They're really hot.
00:33:54Are you all right?
00:33:56Let's all.
00:33:57Oh, I love it.
00:34:01I love it.
00:34:02I love it.
00:34:04I love it.
00:34:05I love it.
00:34:06I love it.
00:34:08I love it.
00:34:10Merci, beaucoup.
00:34:13Cheers.
00:34:14I'm not sure I've ever met a man quite like you, Bassel.
00:34:18Let me clear up the uncertainty for you.
00:34:21You haven't.
00:34:35I'm sorry, Bassel.
00:34:37I have to get up really early tomorrow morning.
00:34:39Oh, that's a shame.
00:34:42I've been my Bassel.
00:34:51How did you get on, sir?
00:34:53Oh, God.
00:34:54What a wonderful woman, Bob.
00:34:55Wonderful.
00:34:56Right.
00:34:56Charming, intelligent, lovely sense of humor, and obviously entirely innocent.
00:35:02Although I broke into her room and she does have three passports, so Romanian, Bulgarian, Russian, different name in each.
00:35:08So she's been married to three different people?
00:35:10Not unusual in this day and age, Bob.
00:35:13Well, I also found some garrotting wire and two boxes of ammunition.
00:35:15Well, single woman traveling alone.
00:35:18You can't be too careful.
00:35:21You don't think she might be a spy, sir?
00:35:24A spy?
00:35:26I think I know what a spy looks like, Bob.
00:35:29What kind of traces?
00:35:31We've checked every data base and it's like it doesn't exist.
00:35:36You're a professional.
00:35:37What do I have to do?
00:35:39Moscow wants to cut it off.
00:35:41Can you first find out what information to do?
00:35:43No.
00:35:45Cut it off immediately.
00:35:55You think I am?
00:35:57No, not all.
00:36:08Let's see.
00:36:11Ah, what's that?
00:36:13Ah, let's see.
00:36:14Ah.
00:36:14I don't know.
00:36:51I don't know.
00:37:25I don't know.
00:37:41I don't know.
00:37:44I don't know.
00:37:47I don't know.
00:37:48I don't know.
00:38:07I don't know.
00:38:43I don't know.
00:38:53I don't know.
00:39:23I don't know.
00:39:43I don't know.
00:40:40I don't know, sir.
00:40:42I don't know.
00:40:45Volter, sir.
00:40:46Jason Volter.
00:40:47What?
00:40:48You're accusing the PM's knight in shining armour.
00:40:51I'd need hard evidence.
00:41:01It's why Agent English is why Agent English is proposing a penetration of Volter's country estate in Surrey.
00:41:07Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, well, do what you
00:41:11have to do English.
00:41:13For God's sake, be discreet about it.
00:41:15Oh, oh, good. Oh, oh.
00:41:25Virtual reality.
00:41:26That's right, sir.
00:41:27Pease built a computer model of the inside of Volta's mansion.
00:41:30When you put on this headset,
00:41:31it will look and feel as if you are inside the house.
00:41:34You'll be able to open and close doors,
00:41:36walk up and down staircases,
00:41:37completely familiarise yourself with its layout.
00:41:40This floor moves in any direction,
00:41:42so you can walk...
00:41:44You can walk as far as you want in the virtual world
00:41:48without ever actually leaving this room.
00:41:51One thing, though, sir,
00:41:53the experience can be very disorientating.
00:41:55It's completely immersive
00:41:56and some people lose all track of their actual surroundings.
00:41:59I think we can pretty much guarantee that's not going to happen.
00:42:02I'll just need you to sign the health and safety releases.
00:42:04Would you excuse me while I find an iPad?
00:42:08I'll go with him, though.
00:42:09If we don't chivvy him along, we'll be here all day.
00:42:11I'll go with him...
00:42:13...
00:42:14...
00:42:21...
00:42:22...
00:42:25...
00:42:28...
00:42:58Watch out!
00:43:25Doors closing, going down.
00:43:37Let's go.
00:43:39Wait, wait, wait!
00:44:24Hey!
00:44:40Sorry sir, but you're going to have to leave.
00:44:42Ow!
00:44:43Ow!
00:44:48Ah!
00:44:50Ah!
00:44:51Ah!
00:44:51Ah!
00:44:53Ah!
00:45:05Hm-hm-hm.
00:45:06So we'll shortly be arriving at Admiral's
00:45:08House, and that actually used to be Oliver Conwell's own house, um, uh, and then we'll
00:45:16be going to the Hallscar's Parade.
00:45:21Perhaps you'd like to sit down, sir.
00:45:24Oh!
00:45:24Oh!
00:45:25Oh!
00:45:26Oh!
00:45:27Oh!
00:45:28Oh!
00:45:28Oh!
00:45:29Oh!
00:45:30Oh!
00:45:31Oh!
00:45:35Oh!
00:45:36Oh!
00:45:37Oh!
00:45:37Oh!
00:45:38However, the agent we have on this mission is confident he's making major progress, and,
00:45:41uh, yes, we have a potential suspect has been identified, and further covert investigations
00:45:46are now ongoing.
00:45:49Yes, quite.
00:45:50So I expect to have more to announce on this front... shortly.
00:45:55...
00:45:59...
00:46:01...
00:46:04...
00:46:07...
00:46:09...
00:46:11Sir?
00:46:12Hmm?
00:46:13Is everything all right, sir?
00:46:14Yes, I've done it, Bob.
00:46:16Charles play.
00:46:16Don't know what all the fuss is about.
00:46:31Pleasure to see you again, Prime Minister.
00:46:34It's a hologram.
00:46:35Apparently you just speak to it normally.
00:46:38The pleasure's all mine.
00:46:40Hate to rush you, but was there something in particular you needed?
00:46:44Actually, I was just calling, really, to see if you had had a chance to think things over.
00:46:50I have.
00:46:53But the thing is, Fiona, I just don't really do other people's security.
00:46:57Not that I don't want to, but your infrastructure is old.
00:47:00Plus, the only way I could keep you secure in the meantime would be by storing all your data on
00:47:04my own servers.
00:47:06Obviously, that would be...
00:47:07Yes.
00:47:07Jason, what I really want to do is announce this tie-up at the G12 meeting.
00:47:12Do we have a deal?
00:47:23Good luck, sir.
00:47:39Good luck, sir.
00:47:42Hey.
00:47:43Sir.
00:47:43You said to get the chopper right there.
00:47:46Sir, right away, sir.
00:47:49Father, come in.
00:47:50I'll be.
00:47:51Father, can you be further chopping now?
00:47:52You're one right, we're ready in a couple minutes.
00:47:54All right.
00:47:56All right.
00:48:21All right.
00:48:24We can't keep meeting like this, Mr. Golightly.
00:48:27Oh, yes.
00:48:28Or do you want to end this charade and tell me your real name?
00:48:32Go.
00:48:35There's so much you don't understand about this world you've got caught up in.
00:48:40Spare me the idiot act.
00:48:42You're British Secret Service.
00:48:44Impressive work in France, by the way.
00:48:46When did you realize I was a spy too?
00:48:49Oh, pretty much straight away.
00:48:56I've spent two years undercover.
00:48:58Simple operation until you showed up.
00:49:00And I like to keep things simple.
00:49:03Simple is my middle name.
00:49:08It would seem you've got a choice to make.
00:49:12Temporary suspension of hostilities?
00:49:14A short-term partnership.
00:49:17Agreed.
00:49:26Politicians are even more gullible than venture capitalists.
00:49:28That is correct.
00:49:29Give me a copy of the target list.
00:49:31We'll hit them once more just to be on the safe side.
00:49:33Give me your phone.
00:49:35You don't have a phone?
00:49:36A phone will give anyone your precise location.
00:49:39And yet they're so useful for making phone calls.
00:49:41Excellent.
00:49:42Not fanning anyone.
00:49:44I'm gathering evidence.
00:49:48The target list, Jason.
00:49:50Four iconic central London landmarks.
00:49:52Make your selection.
00:49:54Number three.
00:49:55The London Eye.
00:49:57This cyber attack could potentially impact 16,000 visitors.
00:50:02Call the Russian cheese lover of the Russian.
00:50:06I found him snooping around upstairs.
00:50:10And who are you exactly?
00:50:12I'm not telling you anything.
00:50:14Hmm.
00:50:16Face recognition software launched.
00:50:18Johnny English is a geography teacher from Lincolnshire.
00:50:21Rather heavily armed for a lesson on European capitals, Mr. English.
00:50:27Any thoughts, sweetheart?
00:50:29He's British intelligence.
00:50:32And there you have it.
00:50:33Two words that have no right being in the same sentence together.
00:50:38Do you really think I came here alone?
00:50:40I have a team of crack operatives out there right now, just waiting to strike.
00:50:55What has happened to this country?
00:50:57How is it possible that less than a century ago the British Empire ruled a quarter of the globe?
00:51:03And now it's relying on someone like you.
00:51:13Hey, stop!
00:51:15Stop him.
00:51:29Go.
00:51:38Close the gates.
00:51:39Close the gates.
00:51:40Yes, sir.
00:51:50Help!
00:51:50Stop!
00:51:51Obstacle directly ahead, Mrs. Trattner.
00:51:54Check your mirrors and bring the car to a stop.
00:51:59Excuse me.
00:52:01What did you do?
00:52:02What did I do?
00:52:07Drive!
00:52:10Excuse me.
00:52:11What do you think you're doing?
00:52:14You are not the qualified instructor.
00:52:15I...
00:52:24What about my instructor?
00:52:25Turn left.
00:52:26Huh?
00:52:28Turn right.
00:52:29Turn right.
00:52:32For future reference, I'm on your left.
00:52:35Please.
00:52:36Stop.
00:52:37I can't do this anymore.
00:52:42I can't see anything now.
00:52:45Hit.
00:52:45If you're on your right, go.
00:52:56When I say go, turn sharp right.
00:53:033, 2, 1, go!
00:53:09Straighten up, straighten up, straighten up, and go!
00:53:13Let's go, let's go!
00:53:16Oh, now, just there, left a little, good, straighten up, straighten up.
00:53:30Good.
00:53:34Well, that was very good, Mrs. Trattner.
00:53:39I think you made some real progress today.
00:53:42You're not hearing me, English.
00:53:44Given the Prime Minister's new friendship with Volta, the situation has changed.
00:53:47But the facts haven't, sir.
00:53:49That attack is Volta's responsibility.
00:53:51According to you, but not according to anyone else.
00:53:54Is he here yet?
00:53:55Good afternoon, Prime Minister.
00:53:56So, this is, er...
00:53:58English, Prime Minister.
00:54:00Johnny English.
00:54:01What exactly do you have to say for yourself?
00:54:03Rather a lot, actually.
00:54:05However, men like me don't deal in prevarication, Prime Minister, so let me get straight to the point.
00:54:10Jason Volta is the man behind these attacks, and I have the evidence to prove it.
00:54:16I managed to record this inside Volta's country lair,
00:54:20but I should warn you, Prime Minister, that what you're about to see is evil incarnate.
00:54:27Hmm.
00:54:30Here we are at Fifi's third birthday, and it's a very exciting day!
00:54:37Hooray!
00:54:39Hooray!
00:54:40Hooray!
00:54:40Happy birthday to you!
00:54:45Happy birthday to you!
00:54:50Can I just ask, what is wrong with you?
00:54:54The country is in a state of complete chaos.
00:54:56The press is wetting itself, and the only person capable of saving us
00:54:59is the man you're accusing of high treason.
00:55:02I was in the room myself when he gave the order, Prime Minister, but there was a, you know...
00:55:07Do you know what I was in the room with, English?
00:55:08Your file, which I've read in its entirety, and I have a few questions.
00:55:11Did you or did you not burn the Côte du Roque restaurant in Antibes to the ground?
00:55:16Um...
00:55:16And did you or did you not fire a guided missile at a peloton of French cyclists?
00:55:21Well...
00:55:21Before commandeering an open-top bus and tossing the tour guide off the top deck,
00:55:25and then assaulting an 82-year-old grandmother in a sandwich shop
00:55:27before battering the employee of said sandwich shop with two organic sourdough baguette?
00:55:32Uh...
00:55:33I don't remember...
00:55:34Do you have any idea how hard it is to be me?
00:55:39Hmm?
00:55:40Do you have even the foggiest notion of how virtually impossible it is
00:55:44to get anything done in the face of events and facts and voters
00:55:50and that tsunami of tosspots we call the national press?
00:55:53Finally, I get the chance to do something good for my country,
00:55:56and what happens?
00:55:57The universe sends me you.
00:56:01What do you know what I say?
00:56:03I say, up the universe's arse!
00:56:06And do you know what else I say?
00:56:07You're fired.
00:56:08With immediate effect.
00:56:09Now get out!
00:56:10And make sure I never clap eyes on that imbecile ever again!
00:56:17I just want to know what happened to the next day.
00:56:21I'm not sure when I stay in the office
00:56:22I don't know what the facts are the times I've ever seen.
00:56:23No, no, no, no, no.
00:56:53What are you doing, sir?
00:56:55What do you think I'm doing, Boff?
00:56:57I'm going home.
00:56:59But the Prime Minister is finalizing her deal with Volta.
00:57:01She's taking him to the G12 summit in Scotland as her special guest.
00:57:04It's over, Boff.
00:57:05And there's absolutely nothing we can do about it.
00:57:08But sir!
00:57:10I have a plan.
00:57:12Remember my wife?
00:57:21Clear your battles.
00:57:23Mind your head, sir.
00:57:24Ow!
00:57:28This says we're sinking.
00:57:33She's old and a little rusty, but she can put on a hell of a fireworks display.
00:57:53Excellent work, Commander.
00:57:55Jeremy has always spoken very highly of you, Agent English.
00:57:59Who?
00:58:02Oh.
00:58:03Oh, yes.
00:58:04Yes.
00:58:06I'm no fan of the pen pushers myself.
00:58:08So when orders came through stationing us here for the summit, well, I thought a lift was the least I
00:58:12could do.
00:58:13Right.
00:58:13Let's get a move on, Boff.
00:58:16Oh, if you wouldn't mind keeping your mobiles off until you're well, clear, gentlemen.
00:58:19The launch systems on the missiles are about 1980s.
00:58:21Gets a tad twitchy around microwave radiation.
00:58:23No problem there, Commander.
00:58:25We're doing this mission old school.
00:58:36This sport's perfect.
00:58:39Come on.
00:58:59All right, Boff, our mission here is simple.
00:59:01Gain access to Valter's bedroom and take him out.
00:59:05How are you going to get up there, though, sir?
00:59:06A walk in the park for the exoskeleton.
00:59:16Remotely operated neoprene bodysuit.
00:59:19Increases the wearer's strength a hundred times.
00:59:22Right, power it up.
00:59:24Stick in the floppy disk and let's go.
00:59:32Interesting.
00:59:49Crikey, sir.
01:00:05When will the weapon be ready?
01:00:07As soon as the Prime Minister signs the agreement tonight.
01:00:10How do I fire it?
01:00:12Press once and the attack is launched.
01:00:14After which, the data of every G-12 country will be transferred to the servers on board the dot-com.
01:00:21Perfect.
01:00:24Ah.
01:00:26Cheers.
01:00:35You're working for Russian intelligence and you have been from the start.
01:00:38Which is why I've taken an antidote to the poison you keep in your ring in which you've poured into
01:00:42this drink.
01:00:44And remove the firing pin from that pistol.
01:00:54Everyone has to make a life for themselves.
01:00:56It's just sad that yours is over.
01:01:01Fresh from my 3D printer.
01:01:04100% plastic.
01:01:07And 100% deadly.
01:01:10Killing me won't save you.
01:01:13Don't bet on it.
01:01:15Dobroveccia, Ms. Boletova.
01:01:18Seriously?
01:01:19This could not be happening.
01:01:21Oh, but it is.
01:01:23Drop the gun.
01:01:25Get your hands in here.
01:01:27And you.
01:01:35There's no time for this, Johnny.
01:01:38Oh, it isn't possible.
01:01:39You cannot be working with this English idiot.
01:01:41Save the pillow talk for your prison cell, Volta.
01:01:45Are you inside, sir?
01:01:47Yes, yes, buff.
01:01:48You can power down.
01:01:49Everything's under control.
01:01:51Shut up.
01:02:08I'm out.
01:02:09I'm out.
01:02:09I'm out.
01:02:11I'm out.
01:02:22What?
01:02:22Right, yep, yep, yep.
01:02:32How do we get in now, sir?
01:02:42What's the plan?
01:03:12What's the plan?
01:03:15Hey, you!
01:03:17Hey!
01:03:23Hey!
01:03:33Thank you very much.
01:03:35I hope you have everything you need.
01:03:52Ow!
01:03:53On behalf of the United Kingdom, may I welcome you here today to this ancient meeting chamber where the great
01:03:59Scottish clans once settled their differences and forged new alliances.
01:04:04A place I have specifically chosen in order to make a very special announcement.
01:04:10Oh, sir?
01:04:11Ow!
01:04:13Are you all right, sir?
01:04:14No, I'm not all right. Give me a bottle.
01:04:17Oh!
01:04:17Oh!
01:04:20Very heavy, sir.
01:04:21I know how heavy it is.
01:04:26We've got to get to the conference...
01:04:29To the conference room before Valter triggers...
01:04:32Before Valter triggers his weapon.
01:04:36And so, with my signature on this agreement, it gives me great pleasure to welcome to you my guest, my
01:04:46friend, Jason Volter.
01:04:51Standing by.
01:04:52To launch attack, Jason.
01:04:54Don't get me out of this stuff!
01:04:56Johnny?
01:04:56I can't see the join, sir.
01:04:57It's the clasp.
01:04:58Release the clasp from the top and the bottom separate.
01:05:02You must have jammed when you fell over, sir.
01:05:04For the best sake...
01:05:05Wait!
01:05:06Try this.
01:05:12That is quite a lot of oil, sir.
01:05:16Oh, come on! Come on! Come on!
01:05:18Can you imagine what the world would look like if it was run by Apple?
01:05:23Or Google?
01:05:26Or...
01:05:26Me?
01:05:30Do you think you'd have failing schools?
01:05:33Do you think you'd have endless waiting in your hospitals?
01:05:36Do you think you'd have such long lines in your airports?
01:05:39No.
01:05:40No.
01:05:40No.
01:05:41Because all of these are simple data management problems.
01:05:45And people like me, we love data.
01:05:48We live for data.
01:05:51Ha!
01:05:52My...
01:05:52You know what I live for, Valter?
01:05:55Oh, God!
01:05:56Eliminating the threats that lying villains like you pose to this country.
01:06:01Oh, for God's sake.
01:06:04Arrest this whack job.
01:06:05The only person ordering an arrest around here will be me.
01:06:09There's no cause for concern, ladies and gentlemen.
01:06:11You are now in the capable hands of Her Majesty's Secret Service.
01:06:16And you, my friend, are in for an uncomfortable ride.
01:06:35Where was I?
01:06:38Living for data.
01:06:40Exactly.
01:06:42My algorithms can solve every one of your problems as long as I have one thing.
01:06:47Control.
01:06:49And that is what you are about to give me now.
01:06:53Jason, I wonder if you could just clarify...
01:06:55Shut up.
01:06:55Now hold on.
01:06:57Now hold on.
01:06:58Castle now locked down.
01:07:01And under your control, Jason.
01:07:05The agreement this ignoramus just signed didn't just give me access to all the UK's data.
01:07:10It also gave me access to a junction box in North Ayrshire that connects the entire world wide web.
01:07:16Disable the fiber optic cables in that box and the internet will cease to exist.
01:07:23Johnny?
01:07:24Are you okay?
01:07:31Have you got a phone?
01:07:33We need to call for backup.
01:07:34There's no time for backup.
01:07:36I'm going after Volta.
01:07:37And don't lose that one!
01:07:39Do you understand what it means if I turn the internet off?
01:07:44Cities will go dark.
01:07:45Planes will fall out of the sky.
01:07:48Trains will collide.
01:07:50Law and order will break down and the world as you know it will be over.
01:07:55Show.
01:07:56Don't tell.
01:07:57Right?
01:08:01Initiating attack, Jason.
01:08:04Taking control of junction box.
01:08:06Suspending internet and electricity supply across Britain and Europe.
01:08:12Stage one of attack complete.
01:08:14Ladies and gentlemen.
01:08:16I can stop the attack.
01:08:18As long as each of you signs the same agreement as the Prime Minister giving me complete control.
01:08:24Your call.
01:08:25Your call.
01:08:26Welcome to British Intelligence.
01:08:28Get me Pegasus!
01:08:29For MI5, press 1.
01:08:31For MI6, press 2.
01:08:33For MI7, press 3.
01:08:418 G12 signatures now acquired.
01:08:45Signal the chopper.
01:08:46We're almost done here.
01:08:48For accounts, press 5.
01:08:49For childcare services, press 6.
01:08:52For more options, press 7.
01:08:56What?
01:08:58Only two further signatures required to achieve control of G12 nations' data.
01:09:04All UK data now successfully transferred to the dot com.
01:09:07For Aphrodite, press 1.
01:09:10For Pegasus, press 2.
01:09:14Oh my god.
01:09:15Dive the submarine.
01:09:16Repeat.
01:09:17Dive the submarine.
01:09:21Director's office.
01:09:22This is Johnny English.
01:09:23I need to speak to Pegasus immediately.
01:09:25It's a national emergency.
01:09:27One moment please, sir.
01:09:30This is HMS Vengeance.
01:09:31We have a full launch code.
01:09:33Repeat.
01:09:33Launch code is locked.
01:09:35Do I have your permission to fire?
01:09:36Oh my god.
01:09:37She's locked.
01:09:37Could you hold on one moment please?
01:09:39Sir!
01:09:40Sir!
01:09:41Hello?
01:09:43Hello?
01:09:44Sir!
01:09:44HMS Vengeance here.
01:09:45Do I have your permission to launch?
01:09:47What?
01:09:47Listen.
01:09:48We have to call in an attack.
01:09:49Did you say attack, sir?
01:09:50Yes.
01:09:51An attack.
01:09:52Attack.
01:09:54General Quarters, we are go for launch.
01:09:57Target coordinates not commander.
01:09:59Hello?
01:10:01Hello?
01:10:12Commander, the missile's been redirected.
01:10:15Seems to be locking onto a new hostile target.
01:10:20What's a shrub of death?
01:10:32What is that?
01:10:35.com appears to be offline, Jason.
01:10:38The cyber attack has been halted.
01:10:44Did you make a call quite close to the submarine, sir?
01:10:51Um...
01:10:52Because...
01:10:53You did it, sir.
01:10:56Mission accomplished!
01:10:58Well, exactly.
01:11:01I am re-evaluating our options, Jason.
01:11:10Johnny!
01:11:11Johnny!
01:11:12Voltae's getting away!
01:11:13He's heading for his helicopter!
01:11:15No, boss!
01:11:17This one's mine.
01:11:32I'm having a little now.
01:11:33I'm going to leave you alone!
01:11:36Quiet!
01:11:36You!
01:11:36You!
01:11:36I'm coming out on the plane!
01:11:36He's coming to the magazines!
01:11:36Go!
01:11:38He's coming!
01:11:38Two!
01:11:39He's coming to the right!
01:11:40Have to come!
01:11:40Two!
01:11:43He's coming to the right?
01:11:45You!
01:11:46Let me go!
01:11:50Sir Sir? Sir?
01:12:01Lost two steps, Sir.
01:12:08Not so fast, Palter!
01:12:11Is this supposed to scare me, Sir Lancelot?
01:12:18Take cover, Bob!
01:12:25Don't worry! He's only got six bullets in that thing!
01:12:32And of course, the thing itself!
01:12:35You've run out of options, Valter.
01:12:38Oh, you think you've won?
01:12:41Rerouting the attack to our Nevada servers, Jason.
01:12:44The world's going down, English, and I'll be the last man standing.
01:12:48Goodbye, English!
01:12:50Goodbye, Internet!
01:12:52I've got it!
01:12:54That's the Gazelle 341 light attack helicopter.
01:12:57If we can hack into its operating system, we can disable the drive function.
01:13:02Here.
01:13:07Look at you!
01:13:08Look at you! You couldn't use that thing if your life depended on it!
01:13:11Ha ha ha!
01:13:13Let's get out of here!
01:13:15Look at this!
01:13:16Oh!
01:13:21Rerouting complete.
01:13:23Attack data now installed at our Nevada servers.
01:13:26Should I initiate?
01:13:28Jason?
01:13:33Should I initiate the new attack?
01:13:37Initiate this!
01:13:40Jason?
01:13:40Jason?
01:13:43Jason?
01:13:52Well, ladies and gentlemen, I think we can all agree that wasn't quite the evening we were expecting.
01:13:56Ha ha ha!
01:13:58Ha ha ha!
01:14:02I had hoped to present to you tonight a vision of what Britain might be.
01:14:06But as it happens, the man who saved us all this evening, the man who, I might add, I personally
01:14:12assigned to this case,
01:14:13has presented us with a different kind of vision, a living embodiment, if you like, of those fundamental British qualities
01:14:19that have ensured that our beloved island nation endures.
01:14:24Courage under fire, endless ingenuity, and above all, a quiet, unassailable dignity.
01:14:32Oh!
01:15:09Welcome back, Mr. English.
01:15:11Thank you, Headmaster.
01:15:12Thank you for agreeing to be our guest speaker.
01:15:14Now, the governors and staff are all waiting for us in the Rose Garden.
01:15:16Yes, if you could just excuse me for a few minutes, Headmaster.
01:15:24Oh.
01:15:27Morning, sir!
01:15:27Hello, sir!
01:15:28Welcome back, sir!
01:15:30Sir!
01:15:30Hi, sir!
01:15:31Hello, sir!
01:15:31Welcome back, sir!
01:15:32Hi, sir!
01:15:34Surprise!
01:15:38Where's Straker?
01:15:40Here, sir.
01:15:41Good.
01:15:42And, of course, Bagley.
01:15:44Oh.
01:15:45No, but very good.
01:15:46Very good.
01:15:46All right, gather round, everyone.
01:15:47Gather round.
01:15:48I've got some toys to show you.
01:15:51There we go.
01:15:53There we go.
01:15:54There we go.
01:15:55There we go.
01:15:56Red stick blowpipe, anyone?
01:15:57Me!
01:15:58There you go.
01:15:58Granny Smith hand grenade.
01:16:01What about a garrotting watch?
01:16:02Yes, sir.
01:16:03There you go.
01:16:05Ow!
01:16:05Here, let me take that.
01:16:07Don't worry.
01:16:08It's only a mild sedative.
01:16:09Oh, I know.
01:16:11That's just a five-second fuse.
01:16:14It's all right.
01:16:14We all know what garrotting looks like.
01:16:16Whenever you're ready, Mr. English.
01:16:18Oh, I'm sorry, Headmaster.
01:16:19I'll just be one moment.
01:16:20I'll just take this back.
01:16:22Oh.
01:16:24That's all right, shall we?
01:16:26There we go.
01:16:27Um.
01:16:29I always did love a jelly baby.
01:16:31Well, there's a piece of feet ready for me.
01:16:33I'm sure it's just like the water, doesn't it?
01:16:36I can get a piece of hair.