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00:00:08This girl straight and this girl not
00:00:10Dipsy off that pizza rock like
00:00:12La la la
00:00:14Ching-a-lang-lang, ching-a-lang-a-lang-lang
00:00:16Jeans so tight, I can see loose change
00:00:18Do your thang-thang, girl, do that thing like
00:00:20La la la
00:00:22Cut them pretty faces, girls trying to press the trouble
00:00:25Try to imprint them
00:00:26Mother cover freaks, you ain't done by trouble
00:00:29Baby, I'ma take some only cause I love you
00:00:33People all around the world sexy
00:00:37You the ugly
00:00:39Get ugly, baby
00:00:41You the ugly
00:00:50Damn, that's ugly
00:00:58Giles!
00:01:00Love sleep, love sleep
00:01:11Eddie?
00:01:13Eddie?
00:01:15Eddie?
00:01:16Eddie?
00:01:17Eddie?
00:01:17Look, I'm twerking, darling
00:01:19Look, look at it, I'm twerking
00:01:20May or not
00:01:22Isn't that twerking?
00:01:23No, move your bum
00:01:25Do you want?
00:01:26Do you want to eat?
00:01:39Give it to mixes to many
00:01:42Sweetheart, darling,ITE
00:01:44amount of
00:01:50Your grandmother's home.
00:01:52Darling!
00:01:53Quit out!
00:01:54Darling!
00:01:54Quit out!
00:01:55Darling!
00:01:56Woo!
00:02:14Wakey, wakey, my lady.
00:02:16Oh, get out!
00:02:19Get out!
00:02:19You have meetings, meetings, meetings!
00:02:22Parties, openings!
00:02:26Pat!
00:02:27Pat!
00:02:29What?
00:02:29Today's the day I sign the deal on my book deal, darling!
00:02:32Oh!
00:02:34Oh, goodness!
00:02:35Yeah.
00:02:36Am I in it?
00:02:38Of course you're in it, darling, because you are my oldest, oldest friend.
00:02:45And who will play me, Eddie?
00:02:47Well, it's only just, like, nearly a book.
00:02:49Ah?
00:02:50It will be a film, though, sweetheart, because it's about me, isn't it?
00:02:52Yeah.
00:02:53You know, it's about London's premiere, fashion PR.
00:02:57Oh, fabulous.
00:02:58And who will play me, Eddie?
00:02:59Not Jane Fonda.
00:03:00No.
00:03:01Darling, I've had stem cells in the blood of a two-year-old child injected into my skin,
00:03:06and my face still looks like this.
00:03:07You need to be using fetus blood, Eddie.
00:03:09A little spritz of afterbirth, darling.
00:03:12Keep up, sweetie.
00:03:16Oh, darling, I want to go in there, but I have to go past that big mirror.
00:03:21I think I am now officially fatter sideways than I am front-on, darling.
00:03:25Darling, you don't need those.
00:03:26I am your mirror.
00:03:28How do we look?
00:03:31Fabulous.
00:03:34Oh.
00:03:36Need to move that, Eddie.
00:03:37Yeah, I'll call Kelly Hoppin.
00:03:40Fabulous.
00:03:41Morning.
00:03:43Afternoon.
00:03:45Why do these stairs get so long?
00:03:47Since you dug into Middle Earth.
00:03:49Oh, yes, good though, no, look at that.
00:03:51Bella Marshall rang.
00:03:53Oh, both of them.
00:03:54Yes, they want to come and talk about the house.
00:03:56Why do they want to come and talk about the house?
00:03:58I don't know.
00:03:59Go outside.
00:04:01Eddie, I'm vaping.
00:04:02Oh, darling, you lit it, you lit it.
00:04:03That's a cigarette.
00:04:04And she's a child.
00:04:05Then why can't she go outside into the air?
00:04:08Your mother's here.
00:04:10Oh, Christ.
00:04:10Anyway, how long is this one going to be here for?
00:04:13When's she going back?
00:04:14I don't know, darling.
00:04:15All I know is something else I'm paying for.
00:04:17I'm not going back to Africa.
00:04:18If Dad wants to see me, he can come here.
00:04:20Well, why is he paying for her?
00:04:22Mum, we're divorced.
00:04:23Yeah, well, he can't just sit there in Ebola or whatever it is he is, darling, and not pay for
00:04:27her.
00:04:28Gabon?
00:04:29Gabon?
00:04:30What?
00:04:31Gabon?
00:04:34Gabon?
00:04:35Why is she saying Gabon?
00:04:36Why are you saying Gabon, darling?
00:04:37Is he still in Gabon?
00:04:39Is he still in Gabon?
00:04:41No.
00:04:41No, no.
00:04:43Dad's paying for me.
00:04:44What?
00:04:45He gave me a credit card.
00:04:46Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:04:48Talking about credit cards.
00:04:49Bubble.
00:04:51All of my cards are broken.
00:04:53Fix them, please.
00:04:54Eddie, I'm thirsty.
00:04:56Morning, Mrs. M.
00:04:57Morning, Patsy, dear.
00:05:00Yeah, I'll open up a bolly.
00:05:03Darling, where is the champagne?
00:05:05I don't know.
00:05:08Darling, where is the bolly?
00:05:09Where is the champagne?
00:05:10If you want things, you have to pay for them.
00:05:12Since when?
00:05:13Sounds as though you're going to have to tighten your belt, dear.
00:05:16Oh.
00:05:17If you manage that, it'll be a first.
00:05:20Don't let her eat anything, darling, while she's here.
00:05:22All right?
00:05:23No eating.
00:05:24Eddie, what are we going to do about the champagne?
00:05:27That'll be Bowen Marshall.
00:05:30Hi, hi, hi.
00:05:31Hello there.
00:05:33No need to rush, honey.
00:05:34Now be careful.
00:05:35All of this is new.
00:05:36Hello, everybody.
00:05:37Oh, hello.
00:05:38Now let's get up here.
00:05:39One, two, three.
00:05:40Okay.
00:05:41Now, tell her why we're here.
00:05:44I can't go on with the house payments.
00:05:46Oh.
00:05:47You've paid for all this?
00:05:49Yes.
00:05:49Well, darling, that's how divorce works.
00:05:51Learn.
00:05:52He needs surgery.
00:05:53Oh.
00:05:54That's right.
00:05:54We can tell them.
00:05:55Marshall's a transgender.
00:05:57He'd like to live life as a woman.
00:05:59Oh, that's typical, isn't it?
00:06:00Jumping on the bandwagon.
00:06:01Finally, she gets to cut your balls off.
00:06:04Oh, well, I'll tell you something.
00:06:05I don't need your measly payments.
00:06:07I've got a book deal.
00:06:10Come on, Pats.
00:06:11Well, at least you're small.
00:06:12You'll be able to get shoes.
00:06:14So, when does it come off?
00:06:16Oh, no, we haven't gone through coming off therapy yet.
00:06:21Darling, I want you to come with me today because I'm putting the final touches to the
00:06:24hooky-mooky retrospective launch party.
00:06:26Can they lose a thing at that?
00:06:27No.
00:06:28Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:06:30That's all got to go back.
00:06:31That's all got to go back.
00:06:32Eddie, how long have we got this for?
00:06:34Oh, well, they've actually lent it for Emma Bunton, but they don't mind.
00:06:36They're fine.
00:06:37No, they won't be back.
00:06:38Exercise, exercise, exercise, done.
00:06:41And coming up today on Woman's Hour was Shakespeare's wife, who's depressed.
00:06:46But first, here in the studio, we have PR Supremo Claudia Bing, a woman with her finger
00:06:51on the pulse.
00:06:52Oh, turn that shit off.
00:06:54I mean, there was a time the zeitgeist blew through me.
00:06:57No, it's just...
00:06:58A tiny thought.
00:07:03Eddie, look.
00:07:04Quite close by.
00:07:05Ooh.
00:07:07No, I'm all right.
00:07:07I'm all right.
00:07:09Had him, had him, had him, had him, had him, had him, had him, had him, had him.
00:07:12Let it be.
00:07:14Eddie, can we stop off at the Wolseley?
00:07:16No, darling, my cards are broken.
00:07:19Children's Firehouse.
00:07:20My cards are broken.
00:07:23Well, haven't you got any of that...
00:07:27What?
00:07:27Hand money.
00:07:29No.
00:07:35What's that?
00:07:37Chanel No. 5.
00:07:38Let her out.
00:07:42Marshall, show them your breasts.
00:07:44No.
00:07:44Oh, come on.
00:07:45We make fun.
00:07:46Women, you can't live with them, you can't live...
00:07:48Oh, is this little Lola?
00:07:51Oh, Africa.
00:07:53We are sisters.
00:07:54My people are your people.
00:07:56Which people?
00:07:57Black people.
00:07:58I'm a black person.
00:08:00Deep down, we are all black.
00:08:02I'm a black person.
00:08:03Ooh.
00:08:14So, can I have an advance?
00:08:16No.
00:08:17What is this?
00:08:18I just don't get it.
00:08:20Well, this isn't how it would be written.
00:08:22This is how I dictated it to Bubble.
00:08:26Bubble?
00:08:26What is Bubble?
00:08:27My PA bubble.
00:08:31Oh, I thought it was new software.
00:08:34So, you see, I'm just not really understanding anything you say.
00:08:38I need a coffee.
00:08:40Coffee!
00:08:42I mean, the world of PR.
00:08:45Who really knows what PR is?
00:08:47PR is everything.
00:08:48I am PR.
00:08:50I mean, I took Sting, put him in the rainforest, gave the little pygmies a party.
00:08:53I put Bono behind yellow glasses.
00:08:55I gave celebrities AIDS.
00:08:58The T-shirt.
00:09:00Anyway, look.
00:09:02There's not enough here.
00:09:05I mean, not enough.
00:09:06Look, there's pages and pages of it.
00:09:09I dictated it to Bubble.
00:09:11It mostly just says, blah, blah, blah.
00:09:18Who do you represent in PR?
00:09:21Well, it's not just the Who's.
00:09:23It's the What's.
00:09:24It's the likes of...
00:09:25Not the likes of the actuals.
00:09:29The singer Lulu.
00:09:31And who else?
00:09:34Spice Emma, the baby Bunton.
00:09:37And...
00:09:39Queen Noah.
00:09:41Well, I have a huge boutique vodka.
00:09:43I have pop specs.
00:09:45Joel.
00:09:46Graham.
00:09:47Graham.
00:09:47Graham.
00:09:48No, I know.
00:09:49I know you.
00:09:49I know him.
00:09:50He loves me.
00:09:51Well, I don't love you.
00:09:52Well, you're gay.
00:09:52Come on.
00:09:53Look, I don't love you.
00:09:54Leave me alone.
00:09:55I don't know.
00:09:56What's the matter with him?
00:09:57I mean, all my friends are gay.
00:10:00Nigella.
00:10:00Yes.
00:10:01I know Nigella.
00:10:02What about a chapter in that?
00:10:03You know, me and Nigella eating late at night in a fridge.
00:10:08No.
00:10:09Could I have an advance?
00:10:11No.
00:10:11Why?
00:10:12Because it's shit.
00:10:15Eddie, let's go.
00:10:17I'll be late.
00:10:22You only read them, you know.
00:10:23You don't write them.
00:10:25You just work in the shop.
00:10:28You think your life's interesting.
00:10:29It isn't.
00:10:31It may be worth living.
00:10:32It's not worth reading.
00:10:34It's happened.
00:10:36Move on.
00:10:41I need bloody books.
00:10:43Bloody books.
00:10:44Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, bloody books.
00:10:46Oh.
00:10:47I have to check the hooky-mooky mannequins before tonight.
00:10:51Coming with me, Ed?
00:10:52No, no, no.
00:10:53I can't come with you.
00:10:53I've got the PR person's lunch of the munch lunch.
00:10:57Lunch?
00:10:58What, the PR person's munch of the munch-munch?
00:11:00Not munch.
00:11:01Lunch.
00:11:01Oh, kill already.
00:11:02What are we going to?
00:11:04Have you got Lulu yet?
00:11:05Oh, shut up about Lulu.
00:11:06Don't trust me.
00:11:09Now I haven't got any money to get someone to pay the other end.
00:11:13Where's my car?
00:11:14It's gone back to Baby Boomton.
00:11:16But I need wheels.
00:11:17Oh, but you are only given feet.
00:11:21Shut up.
00:11:22Shut up.
00:11:31Yeah.
00:11:32Love, love, hate.
00:11:35Put the fishtail next to the red blob.
00:11:37And change that mannequin.
00:11:38It's too fat.
00:11:39Why are we doing this by the river?
00:11:40Seriously, it stinks of fish.
00:11:42It's at you.
00:11:43Good grief.
00:11:43What's the food?
00:11:44Oh, raw.
00:11:45Freshly dead octopus with a pulse.
00:11:48Cocktails?
00:11:48The mixologist is Madeira Slice.
00:11:50He's doing his flaming gasoline herbal labia cocktails.
00:11:53No olives.
00:11:54No olives.
00:11:55Oh, Metro wants a paragraph.
00:11:56Patsy Stone, fashion editor at the A.
00:11:59Fashion designer Hooky Mooky makes Valentino look like Topshop.
00:12:03Disorientating beauty juxtaposed between life and death and shoes.
00:12:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:08All that shit.
00:12:09But more importantly, our magazine is sponsoring it.
00:12:12Right, I want Hooky Mooky smaller, our logo bigger.
00:12:14Yeah, Magda.
00:12:15Oi, Pats.
00:12:16Yo.
00:12:16I've just been with Valentino.
00:12:18What's left of him?
00:12:18Not much.
00:12:19He's a small lizard handbag with a hoverboard of hair.
00:12:23Shut up!
00:12:26Guest list, now.
00:12:27Right, OK.
00:12:28Well, we have got all the Jenners and Tiger.
00:12:32Suki, Cara, David.
00:12:34Can you?
00:12:36We've got a can.
00:12:36Dolce, but not Gabanna.
00:12:38OK.
00:12:38Sam can.
00:12:41I, why, why, why?
00:12:43Am I going deaf?
00:12:44Or have you not spoken the words Kate Moss yet?
00:12:46Right, I'm still sorry, but apart from the fact that my head's full of fish fumes, it's
00:12:49just bloody impossible because she's left to PR.
00:12:53I shouldn't have said that, that's secret.
00:12:54Shouldn't I?
00:12:54Delete, delete, delete.
00:12:56I don't care.
00:12:57Just get her here.
00:12:58Right.
00:12:58Offer her ayahuasca and shamans and enough vodka to kill cattle.
00:13:02OK.
00:13:02I'm Officer Chanel.
00:13:03Lagerfeld waits for no man.
00:13:05Get me an Uber.
00:13:06What, minicab?
00:13:08Helicopter.
00:13:08Of course.
00:13:08I don't do traffic.
00:13:11Bag.
00:13:12Chanel, Chanel.
00:13:14I can't bloody work with that shit.
00:13:19Hi, welcome everybody to this month's PR person of the month lunch.
00:13:24Eat.
00:13:25It's all free.
00:13:26No, nothing is free anymore.
00:13:28Even freedom isn't free anymore.
00:13:31Used to be.
00:13:32Now everybody wants your pin number.
00:13:34Sure they do.
00:13:35Oh, girl, sure they do.
00:13:37Say nothing.
00:13:38Adina.
00:13:39Claudia.
00:13:40I hear you speak for a meeting with my friend Joel at Random Penguin.
00:13:45Yeah, it went really well.
00:13:46He said how it went.
00:13:48Ladies and gentlemen, Claudia Bean.
00:13:50So, thank you guys.
00:13:52So proud to be, yet again, the PR person's PR person of the month.
00:13:58Now, we will continue to run campaigns with the Surgeoning?
00:14:05Synergy.
00:14:05Synergy.
00:14:06Synergy.
00:14:07Shooting up and...
00:14:10Out.
00:14:10Shooting out on Twitter and joining up all those conversations.
00:14:15We have begun...
00:14:15Did we do that?
00:14:16No.
00:14:18Who knew that a blog post could do more than a banner or cookie engagement?
00:14:22Do you feed my Twitter?
00:14:24No.
00:14:25I forgot.
00:14:26And it died.
00:14:27...mash up social data and evaluate successfulness.
00:14:31I don't have to list our clients.
00:14:32I am sure you're aware.
00:14:35These days, you can't get by with a couple of old pop stars and a vodka.
00:14:41Boutique vodka.
00:14:42It's a huge boutique vodka.
00:14:47Ellie, top secret, darling.
00:14:49You don't know this?
00:14:50And I don't know this, but, darling...
00:14:53Kate Moss is changing her PR.
00:14:55Oof!
00:14:57Darling.
00:14:58Oh, darling.
00:14:59Oh, shut up.
00:15:00Stop, stop, stop.
00:15:00It's...
00:15:01Darling.
00:15:01Stop it, stop it.
00:15:02It's going to be at the hooky mooky.
00:15:04No, shut up.
00:15:05Shut up.
00:15:05Don't help anyone.
00:15:06No one else with voting.
00:15:07And don't let the bitch ring, though.
00:15:08Come on.
00:15:09Come on.
00:15:10Come on.
00:15:11Damn.
00:15:11So common.
00:15:19Lola?
00:15:20Lola?
00:15:21What?
00:15:22Have you seen Gran?
00:15:28Hi.
00:15:29Hi.
00:15:30Hi.
00:15:34Oh.
00:15:35Um, are you okay?
00:15:36You seem a bit flustered.
00:15:37Yeah, no, uh, I just need to see Gran off to the airport.
00:15:41Um, my mother's looking after Lola tonight.
00:15:44Should I meet your mother?
00:15:45No.
00:15:46Okay.
00:15:47Sorry.
00:15:47That's fine.
00:15:48Um, can I kiss you properly now?
00:15:50I've been thinking about it all day.
00:15:52Oh, sorry.
00:15:57Oh, my God.
00:15:59I can't believe that face came from the womb of the little dumpster.
00:16:03Excuse me?
00:16:03Tonight, Lola, you are my perfect accessory.
00:16:06Oh, she won't need much, darling.
00:16:08If raw material was the finished article, there'd be no point of me.
00:16:11I'm going to straighten and shimmer.
00:16:14Ow!
00:16:15Take the pain, bitch.
00:16:16Ow!
00:16:16Your hair will straighten.
00:16:17Ow!
00:16:18Yeah, Beyonce cried too, but she surrendered.
00:16:20Ow!
00:16:21Ow!
00:16:24Don't stop.
00:16:26There's something in the suitcase.
00:16:35Where am I?
00:16:37Oh, Gran!
00:16:40What is she doing?
00:16:41I'm off to Cannes, dear.
00:16:43Gran is going to Cannes for Aunt Violet's birthday party.
00:16:46Why don't I know about this?
00:16:47Oh, she didn't want you to know, dear.
00:16:49It's going to be very sproncy.
00:16:52Oh!
00:16:53No, no, leave it.
00:16:54It's Pat.
00:16:57Hi, darling.
00:16:58Hi.
00:16:58Got some threads for the midget.
00:17:00Excellent.
00:17:00Yes.
00:17:01Leave me there.
00:17:01I smell pigs, Eddie.
00:17:02I smell roses.
00:17:03Ooh.
00:17:04Oh, just a thought.
00:17:06Will I need injections, Safie?
00:17:08Yeah, lethal ones.
00:17:09Bonjour.
00:17:11You just met my mother.
00:17:14She seems nice.
00:17:17Look up.
00:17:18Okay, I'm looking up.
00:17:19How's she doing?
00:17:20How's she doing?
00:17:21Patsy's here.
00:17:23Oh.
00:17:23God, you know, darling, it's really exciting, isn't it?
00:17:25I mean, tonight is going to change everything.
00:17:27Oh, my God.
00:17:28What's happening?
00:17:30No, Eddie.
00:17:31What?
00:17:33I'm going to...
00:17:34Don't tell him, Eddie.
00:17:35Tell him, Eddie.
00:17:36Tell him.
00:17:38I'm going to get Kate Moss, I'm her new PR.
00:17:41Oh!
00:17:44Come on, get to Patsy.
00:17:46Oh, dear.
00:17:54We all love you.
00:17:55We love you.
00:17:56We love you.
00:17:57We thought we'd go to Goa for an Ayurvedic colonic.
00:18:00It's totes amazing.
00:18:01So beautiful.
00:18:01Yeah, Adina has to come.
00:18:03She has to.
00:18:03She has to.
00:18:04Or we should, like, go out.
00:18:06There's that new club, Fofo Bobo.
00:18:08Who's DJing?
00:18:09Deadmice.
00:18:10I love Deadmice.
00:18:11I love Deadmice.
00:18:13Well, Adina, you have to come.
00:18:15Stella will give you all the clothes you need.
00:18:17I would love to dress you.
00:18:20Oh, Eddie.
00:18:21You're my most favorite person in the whole world.
00:18:24You have to do my PR.
00:18:25Please, you have to.
00:18:28Please.
00:18:29Okay.
00:18:29Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
00:18:36Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
00:18:38No.
00:18:39What are those?
00:18:40I'm not wearing them.
00:18:41Listen to me, you little piece of bum fluff.
00:18:43Will you just let her wear what she wants?
00:18:46Can I do Kate's hair?
00:18:48I would love to get a hold of her ends and give them a good tongue.
00:18:50Yes.
00:18:52Oh, she's going to love you, Lella.
00:18:54Why?
00:18:54Because you've got what we all want.
00:18:55Yeah.
00:18:56Eddie, look.
00:18:57Youth patch.
00:18:58Absorb.
00:18:59Absorb.
00:19:01Now, listen.
00:19:01You're coming as my daughter, all right?
00:19:03Okay.
00:19:03So all you've got to do...
00:19:04I'm not going to be man-babe, right?
00:19:05Oh, you should be so nice.
00:19:10What are you doing?
00:19:12I'm going.
00:19:14I want to go.
00:19:15Kate Moss is going to be there and Eddie's going to...
00:19:17What?
00:19:20Are you sexing that little rodent downstairs, darling?
00:19:24Do you know what?
00:19:25Fine.
00:19:25Fuck it.
00:19:26Fuck it.
00:19:26Sorry.
00:19:27Fuck.
00:19:27Fuck.
00:19:28Fuck.
00:19:29Fuck.
00:19:29Fuck.
00:19:30Fuck.
00:19:30Fuck it.
00:19:32I am going out.
00:19:33Do what you want.
00:19:34You can do what you want.
00:19:36Just don't do it to get at me.
00:19:38I ruined my life by trying not to make my mother happy.
00:19:40Don't do the same.
00:19:53You're wearing Stella McCartney tonight, Eds?
00:19:55Oh, no, no, no, darling.
00:19:56No, no.
00:19:58She still won't let me in her shop.
00:20:03I'm here on the red carpet of the hukimuki retrospective with London's fashion glitter-arty.
00:20:09You're not here, and who the hell are you?
00:20:11I'm here on the red carpet of the hukimuki-dun-arty.
00:20:12I'm here on the red carpet of the hukimuki-dun-arty.
00:20:15I'm here on the red carpet of the hukimuki-dun-arty.
00:20:16I'm here on the red carpet of the hukimuki-dun-arty.
00:20:16I'm here on the red carpet of the hukimuki-dun-arty.
00:20:16So you're singing tonight, ladies?
00:20:17I'm singing, yeah.
00:20:18It's going to be a great crowd in there.
00:20:19I'm excited.
00:20:20Jerry, you look ravishing.
00:20:22Tell me, what are you wearing?
00:20:23Well, Richard, I'm wearing a dress that was given to me by Chanel.
00:20:27As you can see, it's beautiful.
00:20:29I have lots of their dresses, Richard.
00:20:40Hi, how are you?
00:20:42You're really tall.
00:20:43Well spotted.
00:20:44It was just because I was speaking to Lula and she's, well, frankly, quite small.
00:20:48Grace.
00:20:49Right, last ones, please.
00:20:51Oh, Christ, love, we can see your bum all this way.
00:20:54Do you think Kate's already here, darling?
00:20:55Hiya, hiya, hiya.
00:20:57Where's Kate?
00:20:57Where's Kate?
00:20:58Darling, just be cool, Eddie.
00:20:59Yeah, I am cool, darling.
00:21:00I am cool.
00:21:02Oh, shit, Lulu, forgot to ring her.
00:21:04Yeah, yeah.
00:21:04Bloody Lulu.
00:21:06Oh, why?
00:21:07You're not wearing my clothes, are you?
00:21:09No, darling, no, this is so...
00:21:10Ticking axe, ticking axe, cousin.
00:21:13I can't stand that woman.
00:21:14Let it go.
00:21:15This thing.
00:21:16Stella, darling.
00:21:18Hi, sweetheart, is your father with you?
00:21:20Is little Paulie with you?
00:21:21No.
00:21:22Oh, that's a shame.
00:21:22I was hoping to have a little catch-up with him.
00:21:24I haven't seen him since 1969, sweetheart.
00:21:27Know what I mean?
00:21:28Oh, God, and the world blamed Yoko.
00:21:30My shoes, I just adore.
00:21:32They're so comfortable.
00:21:34They're also made by Chanel.
00:21:36And they're made of really soft leather.
00:21:43And you're necklace.
00:21:44Hookie, hookie!
00:21:45Just a work, please.
00:21:47Hookie, hookie!
00:21:48Hookie, hookie!
00:21:50Sorry, hookie won't speak.
00:21:52Why do you think there's been such a hookie-mookie revival?
00:21:55It's about blobs.
00:21:56Great big blobs of colour.
00:21:59Okay, but why now?
00:22:01It's simply that we're ready to see it again.
00:22:03Okay, thank you very much.
00:22:05So what are you being an incredible woman?
00:22:07You know, Richard, you just really can't go wrong with Chanel.
00:22:10I've been a big fan of Carl's for so many years, and I love what he does.
00:22:15And glasses off.
00:22:16And glasses on again, darling.
00:22:18Ladies and gentlemen, La Rue!
00:22:24Excuse me.
00:22:26Just looking for my mate Kate.
00:22:36Have you seen Kate?
00:22:37Have you seen Kate?
00:22:38No.
00:22:38Just looking for Kate.
00:22:41You're jerky.
00:22:42What the hell?
00:22:46Lulu, my darling, I thought you were singing tonight.
00:22:49That's what I was told.
00:22:50Do you know what?
00:22:51She's done this to me before as well.
00:22:53Oi, you!
00:22:55You told Lulu this was her gig.
00:22:58She was telling me, it is, it is.
00:22:59Because afterwards they've said that you can sing, shout, a cappelli.
00:23:06I will bloody murder her.
00:23:08Has anyone seen Kate?
00:23:09That's the best of me.
00:23:11Right, get me half a bass in a straight glass, right, and something to eat.
00:23:14But I don't want nothing with tentacles, and none of that dim sum bullets.
00:23:17Get me a sandwich.
00:23:24Kelly Hoffman?
00:23:25What's he taking all this colour?
00:23:26To be honest, it's doing my head in.
00:23:28Head in, darling.
00:23:29Little Kate is on the balcony.
00:23:31She's out there, darling.
00:23:32Oh, great, great.
00:23:33Oh, Lola, Lola, follow her, follow her.
00:23:39Follow her.
00:23:41Sweetie, sweetie, it's Brienne of Tar.
00:23:44Come here, Lola, come here.
00:23:46Are you okay?
00:23:48No, I just, I have this nightmare PR.
00:23:51Oh, I got rid of mine.
00:23:52Good for you.
00:23:53Eddie, I'm going to roll away the ham.
00:23:56Hi, Johnny.
00:23:57I don't even know what they do.
00:23:59Who does?
00:24:00Watch out.
00:24:01Hi, Johnny.
00:24:03Johnny, Patsy, Stone, Patsy.
00:24:05Ham, John, ham.
00:24:08Don't you remember me, Johnny?
00:24:09No.
00:24:11Johnny, Johnny from the Big Apple,
00:24:12needing a little taste of the English rose, darling.
00:24:16Oh, God.
00:24:18Yes, I do.
00:24:19I was 15.
00:24:20Yeah, but you were very big 15, sweetheart.
00:24:22Oh, God.
00:24:23I want you to go over there
00:24:24and just, like, talk to her casually, all right?
00:24:27And then what?
00:24:28Well, then I'm going to come over and join you
00:24:29and she'll think I'm cool and, like, you know,
00:24:31before you know it, I'll be doing her PR, darling.
00:24:33That's the plan?
00:24:34Yeah.
00:24:35Jesus.
00:24:37I can't believe you're still, uh, alive.
00:24:41Can I offer you a little taste of something now?
00:24:43No.
00:24:43Oh, come on, Johnny.
00:24:44Come on, Johnny.
00:24:45No, thank you.
00:24:46No, no.
00:24:47You took my virginity.
00:24:49Please leave me my sanity.
00:24:52Good luck.
00:24:52Oh, Johnny.
00:24:53Johnny.
00:24:53Hi, Kate, sweetie.
00:24:54Johnny.
00:24:55Johnny.
00:24:56Okay, go, go, go, go.
00:24:58Just talk to her.
00:24:59Pick me up.
00:25:01Come here.
00:25:08Yes, yes, yes.
00:25:10Smoke, smoke, smoke.
00:25:12Yeah, thank you.
00:25:22Kate.
00:25:23Lord, you're big.
00:25:24I've seen them on the suit.
00:25:25Oh, for the suit.
00:25:26Oh, for the suit.
00:25:27Oh, for the suit.
00:25:30Oh, for the suit.
00:25:32Kate.
00:25:36Why did you do that?
00:25:37She fell.
00:25:39You pushed her.
00:25:40Well, she fell.
00:25:41I saw you.
00:25:42Kate, Mark, have been promised.
00:25:44No.
00:25:45Kate.
00:25:48Kate.
00:25:49Kate.
00:25:50Hold on, hold on.
00:25:51Hold on.
00:25:52I'll go in.
00:25:53I'm not going in.
00:25:54Put our jacket.
00:25:55Speak back.
00:25:56I've gone.
00:25:56Don't take it off.
00:25:57Ellie.
00:25:57Jump, Bob.
00:25:58It's only water.
00:25:59Ellie, let me call the police.
00:26:01Water, I mean, why is this?
00:26:01You're popping up.
00:26:03Kate.
00:26:03Hey.
00:26:04Hey.
00:26:04Why did you do this?
00:26:05Why did you do this?
00:26:07She thinks this is my party.
00:26:12I don't even know why.
00:26:14Listen, get them all down, right?
00:26:15I don't want to see anything on camera.
00:26:16The only thing...
00:26:17No.
00:26:17Ow.
00:26:18Okay.
00:26:18Okay.
00:26:18I killed you all.
00:26:19Rocking high parties.
00:26:21Fucking high handbags.
00:26:22Nice.
00:26:23Mr. Bands.
00:26:24You leg.
00:26:25Good Lord.
00:26:26Back to Sophie, like that.
00:26:27Fuck off.
00:26:28Get them off.
00:26:30That woman has always been a liability, always out of control.
00:26:34Kate was trying to get away from her.
00:26:35I was shocked. I saw her. She was pushed.
00:26:39Did I miss something?
00:26:42This is the scene here where just a few hours ago the celebrated international model, Kate Moss, fell or was
00:26:49pushed from a balcony over here down into the Thames.
00:26:53Since then, the emergency services say they have been struggling to cope with the aftermath.
00:27:02Oh, it's my little toe. She fell off her shoe.
00:27:06Roy, it's okay. Get back. One more dart. Baby, please.
00:27:11I'm okay. I didn't fall in the river. I'm okay.
00:27:48Shut up!
00:27:49You shut up!
00:27:52How bad can this be? I mean, you know.
00:27:54You have probably killed Kate Moss.
00:27:59Shit.
00:28:01Sport your night out.
00:28:03That doesn't matter.
00:28:05I shouldn't have let you go. I don't know what I was thinking.
00:28:09She'll be all right, won't she?
00:28:10Kate, Kate, you know, she's waterproof. That's what we all say about Kate. She's waterproof.
00:28:15I don't want to see your superior.
00:28:17Oh, maybe me.
00:28:18Nick!
00:28:19This is Detective Inspector Nick.
00:28:20We know each other, thank you.
00:28:21God.
00:28:23Damn it.
00:28:23Yeah.
00:28:24Well, hello, hello. Have they found Kate?
00:28:27No.
00:28:28No.
00:28:28Currents are very strong. Only an outside chance.
00:28:30Yes, thank you. She will either have drowned or just be very, very wet.
00:28:36In the meantime, you're here for your own safety. There's a very well-coordinated lynch mob outside.
00:28:42What happens now?
00:28:44Well, I don't think this has to change anything between us.
00:28:46No, about this.
00:28:48I have witnesses to say that your mother pushed her.
00:28:53No!
00:28:54I didn't want her to die.
00:28:55No, she needed her.
00:28:57Loved her.
00:28:58We don't know that she's dead yet.
00:28:59Even that it isn't murder.
00:29:00Murder?
00:29:01Thank you. Manslaughter charges might be brought. Sorry.
00:29:14Oh, God.
00:29:26Police continue to search the Thames after fashion icon Kate Moss fell from a balcony at
00:29:32Moss.
00:29:35There is a real sense here now of devastation. Local people, friends, eyewitnesses are in
00:29:41disbelief. They are reluctant to leave the banks of the Thames, while any faint hope remains
00:29:46of Kate Moss being found alive. We're expecting the police to hold a news conference to give
00:29:52us the latest information they have about this incident. Now, back to the studio.
00:29:57And some breaking news for you. The PR guru, Idina Monsoon, the woman at the heart of a police
00:30:02investigation, has returned to her West London home.
00:30:05Don't drive off until I'm in the house.
00:30:20She was like someone that I really looked up to.
00:30:25She wouldn't give a fuck what we think.
00:30:26No!
00:30:27Devastated.
00:30:28I'm so confused.
00:30:29Is there really nothing else happening in the world?
00:30:32Fashion is dead.
00:30:35Oh. Oh.
00:30:39OMG.
00:30:39What's happening?
00:30:40You're trending on Twitter.
00:30:42Am I?
00:30:42You're a hashtag.
00:30:44Oh. Oh. Oh no. Oh no, this is horrible.
00:30:50What?
00:30:51Disgusting. Oh. Oh, they hate you.
00:30:54Who? Who?
00:30:55Oh, there she is.
00:30:57Yes, she is.
00:30:59The fact woman.
00:31:00Yeah, just do the toes.
00:31:03What?
00:31:04The fat little toes?
00:31:06The fat little celebrity toes?
00:31:09Yeah, yeah.
00:31:10Right.
00:31:11Fat woman killed this thin woman.
00:31:15You don't know anything.
00:31:16It was an accident.
00:31:17Nothing about you is an accident.
00:31:20Hmm.
00:31:20May I suggest...
00:31:23Fat pink?
00:31:26What are you doing?
00:31:27Oh, here we go.
00:31:29This is my therapy, sweetheart.
00:31:32When are you going to just, for one moment, take in the enormity of what has happened?
00:31:38When are you just going to stop rolling through life wanting more and more?
00:31:43I mean, look at this house.
00:31:44Nobody needs a house this big.
00:31:46I do.
00:31:47You see?
00:31:48Even your horse is fat.
00:31:51Well, I'm on a diet.
00:31:52You're always on a diet, Mum, but you're always fat.
00:31:54Mm-hmm.
00:31:55Because you never stop eating.
00:31:57Mm-hmm.
00:31:59Now, will you please just stop for one second and look at what you've done?
00:32:04Yes.
00:32:09Oh, I love that girl.
00:32:12Oh.
00:32:16You're death threats, my lady.
00:32:30Now everybody bloody hates you.
00:32:33Stupid, bloody drunk.
00:32:35Lucky bitch.
00:32:37You filthy scunner.
00:32:40You make me sick.
00:32:47I'm innocent, yes.
00:32:48It's Patsy Stone.
00:32:50I am innocent.
00:32:51I'm innocent.
00:32:51Excuse me, guys.
00:32:52I'm the victim here.
00:32:54I'm Patsy Stone, but I am innocent.
00:32:56That's it.
00:32:57That's it.
00:32:57That's it, lovely.
00:32:57Thank you, darling.
00:32:58To the...
00:32:59Yep.
00:33:00That's it.
00:33:00Yep.
00:33:01Thanks.
00:33:02Thursday.
00:33:03Thursday.
00:33:05Thursday.
00:33:18Can you just shut up, please, darling, because I'm trying to do my mindlessness.
00:33:22I'm being trollied on Twitter.
00:33:25Oh.
00:33:26Everybody hates me.
00:33:29When I was coming in earlier, a woman screamed at me, darling.
00:33:32What did she say?
00:33:34She told me I was a pariah.
00:33:36Do you know what a pariah is?
00:33:40It's a fish.
00:33:44That's right.
00:33:46Flash, flash, flash.
00:33:47Flash.
00:33:48Patsy, Patsy.
00:33:49Flash, flash, flash.
00:33:50Oh, Eddie.
00:33:53You killed Kate Moss.
00:33:55I lost my job because of you.
00:33:57And now I am nothing as well.
00:34:11It's from Stella McCartney.
00:34:29How many alms have I given you?
00:34:31How much money have I given you?
00:34:33Where is my enlightenment?
00:34:35Where is my neofana, you stupid, blue, buggering bullet?
00:34:48Oh, I lost my life.
00:34:55Oh.
00:34:56Om.
00:34:58Ring-ting-ting-ting.
00:35:00Ding-ting-ting.
00:35:02Om.
00:35:07Om.
00:35:17Sorry you lost your job, darling.
00:35:19You're not nothing.
00:35:22Cheers, thanks a lot.
00:35:28It's the first thing I've ever had from Stella.
00:35:30Already.
00:35:31So they're a little scrapped round or people forget that.
00:35:34They've forgotten a lot worse.
00:35:36I mean, look at lovely Hugh.
00:35:39He unzipped his chinos for a prozzy blowjob and we forgave him.
00:35:43In fact, I think we loved him a little bit more after that.
00:35:45Yeah.
00:35:48I mean, she's probably popped up somewhere, isn't she?
00:35:49Just confused and shivering.
00:35:51Imagine poor little tiny wet Katie flapping up out in the mud.
00:35:56Washed up in the Isle of Dogs.
00:35:59Yeah.
00:36:01I mean, Eddie.
00:36:03Things float.
00:36:05Yeah.
00:36:06Yeah, things drift and they float.
00:36:10I mean, why aren't those idiots floating something down the river?
00:36:12Oh.
00:36:13Eddie.
00:36:15If you want something done, you've got to do it yourself.
00:36:18Yeah.
00:36:25Right.
00:36:26The right place and the right time.
00:36:28What for?
00:36:29Shut up.
00:36:33Right.
00:36:35You ready, Pats?
00:36:36Ready, Eddie.
00:36:37Ready for what?
00:36:38Oh, yes.
00:36:42gates
00:36:42Go drift!
00:36:50Blubble!
00:36:53Where's she-
00:36:54The dirty I dunno.
00:36:55Blubble!
00:36:55She swims too fast.
00:36:57There she is!
00:36:57Go forward.
00:36:58What is she doing?
00:36:59Blubble!
00:37:00She sat a little insect.
00:37:01Bubble!
00:37:03Battle!
00:37:07Bubble. Bubble. Darling, she fell off.
00:37:11Bubble.
00:37:11Eddie!
00:37:12It's okay. No one saw her.
00:37:14Eddie, I'm getting the vines cut.
00:37:15Just go, then. Just go.
00:37:17Go, go, go.
00:37:20Go, darling. Go, go, go.
00:37:27Oh, that's great, isn't it?
00:37:30Now I've killed two people.
00:37:32Oh, come on.
00:37:34Hey, we've got to get away. We've got to go now.
00:37:37Where? Where? I mean, I can't leave the cat.
00:37:38I'm a locked woman.
00:37:40We could go north.
00:37:42No, what? South?
00:37:44I can't, darling. You know what we need.
00:37:46Yeah, we need money.
00:37:47Yes.
00:37:50Come on, darling.
00:37:52Darling, listen.
00:37:54Listen, when this is icy over, and it will actually be over one day, darling.
00:37:59Yeah.
00:37:59Will you please just remind me.
00:38:03Should go back for the boots that I just saw in Westwood window.
00:38:10Eddie?
00:38:11Yeah.
00:38:12What is this?
00:38:13Darling, it's a onesie.
00:38:14Oh, right.
00:38:17Eddie, I've got some pills.
00:38:19Yeah, pills, pills, pills, pills.
00:38:21Got some blue ones, little pink ones.
00:38:22All the pinkies.
00:38:23That one, that's the blue one.
00:38:24Yeah.
00:38:25What's that?
00:38:26The button.
00:38:27It's a button.
00:38:31I mean, maybe I should just resign myself to my fate, darling.
00:38:35I mean, I can't redecorate my way out of this one, can I?
00:38:38You bitch!
00:38:41Nobody know.
00:38:42We've got to escape.
00:38:43We've got to get out of the country.
00:38:44Darling, I haven't got any money.
00:38:46Why didn't you marry some of those rich men you slept with?
00:38:48That wasn't the point.
00:38:49There must be someone.
00:38:51There must be someone, darling.
00:38:52I mean, someone, think.
00:38:54We've got to make a serious plan.
00:38:56Think.
00:39:00We could try Bong.
00:39:01I've got Bong.
00:39:09Yeah, because everyone used to die young.
00:39:11In old cavemen historical times, they didn't even reach the age of 30.
00:39:14And that's why now everyone's young and they just want to go so fast.
00:39:17But when you're our age, you're completely lost.
00:39:19It's because we should all be dead.
00:39:22Can't we, darling?
00:39:23Oh, Eddie, no.
00:39:25It's very good to die young.
00:39:26Yeah, to go young.
00:39:28Yeah.
00:39:29Yeah.
00:39:31Good.
00:39:32Ah!
00:39:33All right, I was ash.
00:39:34Oh, sorry, sorry.
00:39:41Ada, there was Charlie.
00:39:42Was Charlie there?
00:39:43Yeah, Charlie Douglas.
00:39:44He had an enormous yacht.
00:39:49Oh, he never married.
00:39:51He said I was the only girl he would ever marry.
00:39:54He said he would wait for me.
00:39:55Oh, we had some good times, Eddie.
00:39:57We had good times.
00:39:58And he was rich.
00:39:59Charlie.
00:39:59He was very rich.
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:04Eddie?
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06Safi's little birth blob has money.
00:40:10Darling.
00:40:11We need Lola.
00:40:12We need to take Lola.
00:40:15Oh, I need Lola.
00:40:16I can hear everything you're saying, you know.
00:40:20Everything.
00:40:21Are you looking for my money so you can go find Charlie?
00:40:23No.
00:40:24No, no, no, darling.
00:40:25No, no, no.
00:40:26Yes.
00:40:27Give us your credit cards and you won't get hurt.
00:40:29Why should I?
00:40:31Because, all right, darling.
00:40:32No, no.
00:40:33You listen to me, all right?
00:40:34I've messed up.
00:40:35I know that.
00:40:36But that's going to happen to anybody who really lives life.
00:40:39Who really lives life, darling.
00:40:42And do you know what?
00:40:43I now know who my friends are.
00:40:45Husbands, they come and go, but my friend has stayed.
00:40:48Where does she stay?
00:40:50Because it's bloody good fun.
00:40:52Yeah, fun.
00:40:53It's good fun, darling.
00:40:55Do you see?
00:40:55And do you know what?
00:40:56There's so many great times out there waiting for us.
00:41:00I don't want to miss them.
00:41:01We don't want to miss them.
00:41:02Do we, darling?
00:41:03Or would you rather stay here?
00:41:05You know, with mum.
00:41:07Darn old mum.
00:41:09Oh, come with us, sweetheart.
00:41:12Come with us.
00:41:14Have fun.
00:41:17Fine.
00:41:18You're going to need more than the card.
00:41:20You can't just walk out the house in broad daylight.
00:41:22Oh, yeah.
00:41:23Yeah, of course.
00:41:24See, then we're going to need help.
00:41:25More help.
00:41:26Who else would be stupid enough to help you two?
00:41:29Oh.
00:41:30Oh.
00:41:33So, what is Patsy's plan?
00:41:36Just do what I do.
00:41:37We've got to sneak into the house looking perfectly normal.
00:41:40It's going to be a nightmare with all the paparazzi.
00:41:42Right.
00:41:43Excuse me.
00:41:44No, no, no.
00:41:44No photographs.
00:41:45No photographs.
00:41:46But no one is taking any photos.
00:41:48It's extraordinary.
00:41:48It's as if they don't know who we are.
00:41:50It's the perfect opportunity.
00:41:51Get in.
00:41:51Get in.
00:41:52No photos.
00:41:53No photos.
00:41:54Come on, dear.
00:41:56Police are urging the crowd to move on now.
00:41:58The flowers and offerings of Hunter Wellingtons and bottles of Sauvignon Blanc
00:42:02are proving a hazard to shipping.
00:42:04Oh, for God's sake.
00:42:05Turn it off.
00:42:07We can't, darling.
00:42:09We're drunk and have eaten too many drugs.
00:42:11As per usual.
00:42:16Where's mom?
00:42:18What's her?
00:42:19What's this issue?
00:42:21What has happened to Kate Moss?
00:42:22Where is she?
00:42:23What in the world is going on?
00:42:25There's a woman in the house that is now in the center of Svignon Blanc.
00:42:29So she's doing it.
00:42:31Can I do it?
00:42:32I don't know.
00:42:33No.
00:42:33Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
00:42:34Come on, come on.
00:42:35Come on.
00:42:35Come on.
00:42:36Get into this taxi.
00:42:37We're going almost nowhere.
00:42:38Come on.
00:42:38Get into the car.
00:42:39We'll take it all.
00:42:39Carry it up.
00:42:40Come on.
00:42:41Come on.
00:42:41Let me go.
00:42:42All right, taxi.
00:42:42Drive.
00:42:43Drive.
00:42:44Drive.
00:42:46Welcome back.
00:42:47So, Lily, can you tell us how you're feeling about Kate?
00:42:51Well, put it into words.
00:42:53Well, I'm sad.
00:42:55I didn't actually know her very well.
00:42:57But you're devastated.
00:42:59I...
00:42:59Heartbroken.
00:43:00Thank you so much.
00:43:02Your feelings are shared by a nation still in shock.
00:43:09How's your mother holding up?
00:43:12It seems to be taking its toll facially.
00:43:16I'm just going to wake Lola up.
00:43:17Can't believe she's slept this long.
00:43:19Let her sleep.
00:43:20She's a grown-up.
00:43:21She's 13.
00:43:22And you continue well into the afternoon with the heaviest rain.
00:43:25And you've got them to...
00:43:26Fear!
00:43:27Blood warnings have...
00:43:33I want you to know something.
00:43:37I'm sorry I went out that night.
00:43:42I, er...
00:43:45Should have stayed with you.
00:43:47Then perhaps you wouldn't have got caught up in all this mess.
00:43:57I...
00:43:58I...
00:44:00I love you.
00:44:08Lola's gone.
00:44:09She's gone.
00:44:11She must have gone with them.
00:44:13You have to tell me where they've gone.
00:44:15Tell me!
00:44:16Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:44:17Calm down.
00:44:19Where have they gone?
00:44:19We don't know.
00:44:21We weren't told.
00:44:22A girl has only one confidant and mum's the word.
00:44:25Oh.
00:44:26Her hairdresser.
00:44:27Christopher.
00:44:27Oh.
00:44:28Judas.
00:44:29Well, I knew she spoke to him because she cancelled her next appointment.
00:44:33Look, don't panic.
00:44:34It's only a problem if they've left the country.
00:44:40Welcome to Bouget, where the only tosses are our baggy channelers.
00:44:45How are you?
00:44:46Hi.
00:44:46Welcome to Bouget.
00:44:47No, shut up.
00:44:48Where we wing it.
00:44:49Welcome on board, Verde L.I.
00:44:50This is Flight Media 115, Denise.
00:44:54Where's first class?
00:44:55Stay on the back.
00:44:56Oh, no.
00:44:58There's no first class.
00:44:59It's just first ass on any available seat.
00:45:02We are three.
00:45:03There's only two here.
00:45:04There's only two seats.
00:45:04The middle one isn't the seat.
00:45:06It's where you put your bag.
00:45:07Yeah.
00:45:07Oh, no, no, no.
00:45:08They're all seats.
00:45:08You put your bags up top.
00:45:11What?
00:45:12Oh, gosh.
00:45:13Uh, no, I don't put the bags up.
00:45:16I'm their designated DNB.
00:45:19Do nothing, bitch.
00:45:21Thanks very much.
00:45:24No, thank you.
00:45:25Ow!
00:45:25All right.
00:45:28Can I get some free drinks and nuts from the bit?
00:45:30Oi, waitress.
00:45:30We want our complimentary drinks and nuts.
00:45:32Um, oh, you have to prepay for all the snacks and the beverages.
00:45:37Just get your credit cards, slip it through your slot.
00:45:40Um, ma'am, I'm sorry, are you going to have to take your seat?
00:45:43I need a piss.
00:45:44Yeah, well, you'll have to wait.
00:45:47I've started.
00:45:53I hate how you have to be nice to transgendered people now.
00:45:56Just reach round and get my fetus red wine.
00:45:58No.
00:46:00Oh.
00:46:05Oi!
00:46:06Drop the fag, hag.
00:46:08What is your problem?
00:46:09Um, yeah!
00:46:20Phew.
00:46:21Cheers.
00:46:22I got that on British Airways.
00:46:29Cheers.
00:46:36Woo-hoo!
00:46:38We actually did it, Pat!
00:46:39Oh!
00:46:40Eddie, we did it!
00:46:41Yes, we're free!
00:46:42Free!
00:46:43We can breathe!
00:46:44Free!
00:46:45Yeah!
00:46:46Darling, we're going to join the jet sets.
00:46:48The jet sets.
00:46:49So you're going to marry this Charlie then?
00:46:51Yeah, no, Patsy's going to marry him, darling,
00:46:53and then he's going to die and we're going to get all the money.
00:46:55How old is he?
00:46:57Oh, he's ancient.
00:46:58He's like a death door.
00:47:01Actually, he's the same age as me.
00:47:05We need some more champagne, darling.
00:47:06No, it's nearly over its limits.
00:47:08What does that mean?
00:47:09Well, yeah, that means we need Charlie's big bucks, darling,
00:47:12if we're ever going to live the dream, sweetheart.
00:47:14Oh, Eddie, the dream.
00:47:15The dream, darling.
00:47:16The dream.
00:47:17But where do you go to my lovely
00:47:21when you're alone in your bed?
00:47:25Tell me the thoughts that surround you.
00:47:28I want to look inside your head, yes, I do.
00:47:39I just need to buy some champagne.
00:47:42What's that in French?
00:47:43Champignon, champignon.
00:47:44Oh, I need to get out of these clothes, Ed.
00:47:46That's why I don't acknowledge this here.
00:47:48No, it's just not so horrible.
00:47:50Oh, Eddie.
00:47:52Oh.
00:47:53All right.
00:47:55I'll join you.
00:47:58Oh, baby.
00:47:59Oh, baby, Brunpton.
00:48:01That's baby Brunpton.
00:48:02Baby Brunpton.
00:48:04Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
00:48:16i can't even go anywhere in the world without knowing someone she didn't see us
00:48:19i think i've just seen adina monsoon really well unless you've seen a mannequin that fat before
00:48:36hiya you okay i've booked you into hot yoga after this you do it in an actual oven
00:48:45you'd like that wouldn't you just don't think about adina monsoon oh thanks
00:48:53no it's Emma Bunton what Emma Bunton no adina she's wet have you called the police yes
00:49:04and now i'm going out there to make sure the police do the job her pa has a house near
00:49:09can
00:49:09bubble has a house there yeah and you talk to her yeah she's had a terrible time it's been quite
00:49:16a
00:49:17saga nothing what's that that's nice ebay
00:49:29hi hi you oh bonjour bonjour have you been in the water long oh bloody night did you jump
00:49:40did i buggery i was pushed lola won't answer any of my calls and i've tried every number for
00:49:48christopher he won't answer i'm going to have to go and look for him well at least she's with your
00:49:51mother and patsy my daughter is with patsy i'll come with you no your mother's got to be back in
00:49:57three days for the primary hearing i don't care about my mother no i'm sorry let me no better on
00:50:04my
00:50:21oh hello i know you yes my mother used to bring me here as a child
00:50:39i know you're here i just saw you
00:50:44my daughter's gone missing i think you might know where she's gone
00:50:47clear up you little wet valley
00:50:51just sing something that would quieten them down
00:50:54oh get off you little bitch
00:51:02it's seventeen that love was meant for beauty queens and high school girls with clear-skinned smiles
00:51:12and those of us who marry young and then retire
00:51:15and those of us with ravished faces
00:51:22lacking in the social graces desperately remained at home
00:51:29inventing lovers on the phone who called to say come dance with me
00:51:37and all my fake obscenities it isn't all it seems
00:51:43at seventeen
00:51:49so who is this charles then oh he's just some old scrotum that patsy knows
00:51:53more money than marbles oh charles was rather superb actually
00:51:56back in the days in the south of france there's really something
00:51:59and god created woman and bridget bardo was just out of nappies
00:52:03oh she's backing him now what did charles do
00:52:06films what kind art films
00:52:12oh porn
00:52:15well no no for connoisseurs it
00:52:17gentlemen yeah
00:52:19and if you don't find him
00:52:20this is my old hunting ground plenty of prey out there
00:52:24and they won't need beaters to flush them out once they sniff me up the closet
00:52:30right so plan is we're going to start at violet's party aren't we
00:52:32yeah because all the old guys will be there
00:52:34my mother's not aware of anything and violet's not going to care
00:52:37we're in the south of france everyone's a criminal
00:52:40plenty of cleavage
00:52:41yeah well done i'm wearing this it should still be
00:52:42but not those shoes eddie
00:52:43no these shoes don't
00:52:44no not the shoes
00:52:45oh i like these shoes
00:52:46they make you hobble
00:52:48yeah i'm going to wear these shoes anyway
00:52:49because it's not fin ankles
00:53:02oh my god
00:53:03what that woman has done to you
00:53:06you have to tell me where she is
00:53:08do you know
00:53:09can
00:53:10can and friends
00:53:11and hey
00:53:13make your own kind of music
00:53:14happy girls like you
00:53:22merci
00:53:22you seem very lucky at this
00:53:24no it's not lucky
00:53:25it's just that i play a bad hand well
00:53:28don't we all
00:53:30okay keep behind us
00:53:31stay behind us
00:53:32don't come with us
00:53:33this is it eddie
00:53:39oh eddie
00:53:40how young we are
00:53:42look at the sad shoes
00:53:44what's all leopard print and leather spots
00:53:46it's like old age camouflage
00:53:47i smell formaldehyde
00:53:49what on earth are you doing here
00:53:51mrs m
00:53:52just looking for the party
00:53:54well this is it
00:53:56yahoo
00:53:57christ is that violent
00:53:59what is this
00:54:00some kind of late life lesbo party
00:54:01well where are the men
00:54:03well they're all on the terrace dear
00:54:04we have to make do with cards
00:54:06and a little dancing
00:54:08it's quite nice actually
00:54:14you stay here you stay with the old ones
00:54:17we're off
00:54:18oh look that's not hobbling
00:54:20not hobbling
00:54:28oh this is more like it ed's
00:54:29yeah
00:54:30this is our kind of party darling
00:54:31oh yeah we fit in here
00:54:34hey monty have things
00:54:35no ex-wives allowed here
00:54:37you need some helpful ladies
00:54:41this place is sort of weird babies darling
00:54:44all stretched fetus faces
00:54:46eddie
00:54:47eddie
00:54:48jesus
00:54:50take it eddie
00:54:51by god
00:54:52i know those tits anywhere
00:54:54that's it
00:54:57oh charles darling
00:55:00what are you doing here patricia
00:55:01charles darling
00:55:03looking for you
00:55:06still got the yacht charlie
00:55:07i've got a big one
00:55:09the trouble is
00:55:10the girls all want their own cabins these days
00:55:13yeah charlie
00:55:14do you remember the old days
00:55:16you
00:55:17the owner
00:55:18and that crystal wench
00:55:20no no no
00:55:21charlie i meant
00:55:22us
00:55:23black emmanuel
00:55:24meets
00:55:25hitler
00:55:26i love that film
00:55:29do you remember
00:55:30waking up together
00:55:32in hot sweet
00:55:33saint tropez
00:55:33walking across the duck wards
00:55:35down to the
00:55:36fairy glue scene
00:55:37oh i miss those times
00:55:39so do i charlie
00:55:41but do you know what i really miss
00:55:43yes charles
00:55:46pubic end
00:55:47i'm sick of those brazilians
00:55:48those hollywoods
00:55:50they're so bold
00:55:51so boring
00:55:52i had a full beard in those days
00:55:54but i suppose
00:55:55you are
00:55:56what you eat
00:55:58charlie charlie charlie charlie
00:56:00look at me
00:56:00remember
00:56:01you said
00:56:03you would only ever marry me
00:56:04i might have said that
00:56:06well charles
00:56:07i'm ready
00:56:08my answer is yes
00:56:11steady on
00:56:12fancy
00:56:12steady on
00:56:13as you see we're very well catered for here
00:56:18but charlie
00:56:19you always said i was the one
00:56:22i think he's tired
00:56:23of you now
00:56:24isn't she terrific
00:56:26charlie she's a gold digger
00:56:29i'm a gold mine
00:56:33oh by the way
00:56:34steer clear of the jacuzzi
00:56:37it's a smoothie
00:56:38of old sperm
00:56:40go
00:56:48bastard
00:56:57no luck
00:56:59no
00:57:01you see dear we're all too old now
00:57:03well shut up
00:57:04come on eddie
00:57:05it's my birthday
00:57:07come on
00:57:07come on
00:57:08there
00:57:14join yourself
00:57:15no
00:57:20no i'm young
00:57:21you see i'm so young
00:57:22i'm not old
00:57:23i'm not old
00:57:23i'm young
00:57:24i'm so young
00:57:25because 60 is the new 40
00:57:2760 is the new 40
00:57:29no
00:57:30no
00:57:31not the sad beat
00:57:32oh
00:57:37oh
00:57:38careful now
00:57:39we all reputation
00:57:41dumping into people
00:57:42we don't want to trip
00:57:43over the duchess
00:57:45what is that
00:57:46she's the dowager baroness
00:57:48lubiana feis
00:57:48and the
00:57:49von rothschild
00:57:50und
00:57:50muck
00:57:55pass pass pass pass
00:57:57pass pass
00:57:57pass pass pass pass
00:57:58that
00:58:00is the richest woman in the world
00:58:02yeah
00:58:03no
00:58:04darling that
00:58:05is the richest woman in the world
00:58:11No, no, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, just come on.
00:58:15Oi, where are you two off to?
00:58:17Laundry, you come too.
00:58:21Reports from a thought post-in-law investigation suggest Idina Monsoon may have fled the country.
00:58:26This is for you.
00:58:27Oh, merci.
00:58:28Shall we have a pick?
00:58:29Hello?
00:58:30Hello, Gran.
00:58:31Oh, hello, Safi dear.
00:58:32Is Mum there?
00:58:33Yes, your mother and Patsy are here.
00:58:36What about Lola?
00:58:37Is she with them, Gran?
00:58:38Well, well, she was, dear.
00:58:41Oh, my goodness, I must go, because Shirley Bassey is arriving any minute now.
00:58:53The minute you walked in the joint, I could see you were a man of distinction, a real taste in
00:59:00the mouth.
00:59:02Good looking, Mr. Fionn, wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind?
00:59:07We got it right to the point.
00:59:10I don't pop my book for every man I steal.
00:59:13May we join you?
00:59:14Who are you?
00:59:15I'm Idina.
00:59:17May I introduce my brother, Pat?
00:59:21A little time with me.
00:59:23Stone.
00:59:24Stone.
00:59:25Pat Stone.
00:59:28Do you know who I am?
00:59:31Dowager, Baroness, Ljubljana, Thyssen, von Rothschild, and Muck.
00:59:36So you're not partying with sorciers, I mean?
00:59:39No, he likes older women, not those girls.
00:59:45We want a proper shuffle, no fuzzing the cards.
00:59:48We want a proper shuffle, no fuzzing the cards.
00:59:58Spring was never waiting for us, boy.
01:00:02It ran one step ahead as we followed in the dance.
01:00:12Between the parted pages, and we're pressed, in love's hot fevered iron, like a striped...
01:00:22I wish you the welcome, brothers and sisters, in this temple where we are gathered, who have given their word
01:00:29and come ask God to bless their union.
01:00:34French.
01:00:36Pat Stone.
01:00:37Yes.
01:00:38You took Ljubljana for a woman.
01:00:39Yes.
01:00:40Do you promise her to love her, to respect her, to encourage her, to live with her in the truth,
01:00:47to stay attached to her in the good and bad days.
01:00:55Yes.
01:00:56Yes, absolutely.
01:00:57Do you want to marry her, to marry her?
01:01:00No.
01:01:01Oh.
01:01:07Oh, what a rainbow world we live in.
01:01:10Yes.
01:01:23How long has it left to be, darling?
01:01:25Eddie, Eddie, let me have a moment.
01:01:27Come on, sweetie.
01:01:28We call.
01:01:28My darling, pay.
01:01:29You feeling all right?
01:01:30Yeah.
01:01:31Yeah.
01:01:32The park is melting through the dark.
01:01:37All that sweet green, I sing.
01:01:40Still got it, isn't it?
01:01:45The Riviera, darling.
01:01:46Yeah, babe, it's still got it.
01:01:49Where are we going?
01:01:50The Grand Hotel de Capichten.
01:01:53Oh, Eddie, the six finest words in the English language.
01:01:57Are we booked in? Are I booked in?
01:01:59No need, it's mine, I only...
01:02:18I'm so happy.
01:02:20Are you?
01:02:21Tremendously happy.
01:02:23You and I are married.
01:02:25So?
01:02:26So.
01:02:29So.
01:02:30Happy.
01:02:32Tremendously.
01:02:34Now it's late, darling.
01:02:36It's bent, big guns.
01:02:38Does it?
01:02:39Another drink, perhaps some nibbles?
01:02:41I'm tired.
01:02:43Oh, I'm tired, too.
01:02:45Would you mind if I retired?
01:02:47Stay and drink with your sister.
01:02:49I don't mind enjoying the evening.
01:02:52Ralph!
01:02:54And thank you.
01:02:56I may be the richest woman in the world, but also sometimes the lonely.
01:03:02Oh, Luby.
01:03:05Interrupting something, no time.
01:03:06Ralph!
01:03:08Oh, boy.
01:03:10I'm young, too.
01:03:15Oh, Eddie.
01:03:17Little noobie.
01:03:18It's...
01:03:19It's a darling.
01:03:22Look, wasabi in that.
01:03:23Wasabi.
01:03:30Thank you, darling.
01:03:31How are you feeling?
01:03:33Tremendously happy.
01:03:35Yeah.
01:03:38What if they found Bubble, darling?
01:03:40Don't think about it.
01:03:41They can't tie it to us.
01:03:43Yeah.
01:03:46Eddie, living well is the best revenge.
01:03:48Yeah.
01:03:51This could be our life, couldn't it?
01:03:53This is our life.
01:03:54We're not going back.
01:03:56I mean, what's to miss?
01:03:57It's just things.
01:03:59Well, darling, you've never had attachments, have you?
01:04:01They're not attachments.
01:04:03They're parasites, ticks, danglers.
01:04:06You can buy new things.
01:04:08Mm-hmm.
01:04:09Yeah.
01:04:11Hmm.
01:04:14We're not going back.
01:04:16Do you want a vodka on that?
01:04:17Yeah.
01:04:24I can't believe you can afford a place like this.
01:04:27Well, I do her account, and I've been overpaying myself for years.
01:04:31It was not but a wormhole when I bought it, though.
01:04:35She's an idiot, and she tried to kill you.
01:04:36Don't forget that.
01:04:37I know, but look.
01:04:39I called the police.
01:04:40They will find her, and she will get it.
01:04:43The police is in the search of Edina Munson and her friend Patricia Stone,
01:04:48following the death of Katmos from a balcony in London.
01:04:51Have you seen this woman?
01:05:00Oh, hello, Saffy, dear.
01:05:02Gran.
01:05:03Funniest thing you know, I was wrong.
01:05:05What, Lola's not here?
01:05:06It turns out it wasn't Shirley Bassey.
01:05:08It was a look-alike.
01:05:10Gran, where is Lola?
01:05:11Oh, I've no idea, dear.
01:05:13Come on, Gloria.
01:05:16Have you got the balls?
01:05:18Oui, bien sƻr.
01:05:18Oh, Saff!
01:05:20Emma?
01:05:21Lola!
01:05:22Are you all right?
01:05:23Yeah, I'm fine.
01:05:25I found her cleaning my room.
01:05:26They gave her to housekeeping.
01:05:28I'm so glad you're safe.
01:05:30Mm-hmm.
01:05:31I love you.
01:05:34Thanks.
01:05:37What are you doing here?
01:05:39Oh, it's a long story.
01:05:41Lulu called the police because I saw your mother here.
01:05:44Lulu?
01:05:45Lulu?
01:05:46Nick?
01:05:47What?
01:05:49Oh, yeah, hang on.
01:05:51Can you look after Lola?
01:05:52Of course.
01:05:53I won't be long, I promise.
01:06:00Nick, I found Lola.
01:06:02I found your mother.
01:06:03I don't care about my mother.
01:06:04Yes, you do.
01:06:05Drive!
01:06:09Ali, please.
01:06:10Please.
01:06:11Ah!
01:06:19You know, I don't normally like the stuff you get in hotel lobbies, but some of this is
01:06:22quite nice, isn't it?
01:06:23It's fabulous.
01:06:24Oh.
01:06:26Well, I could get used to this, darling.
01:06:28I am used to it.
01:06:31Where's the wife?
01:06:32Just coming down in the funicular.
01:06:33She'll be ours.
01:06:34Oh.
01:06:36I'll tell you something, Eddie.
01:06:38Little Kate Moss.
01:06:42Oh.
01:06:43I mean, darling, this could be like the first day of the start of the whole days of the
01:06:47rest of our lives, couldn't it, really?
01:06:48You know.
01:06:49Thanks to Luby.
01:06:50Yeah.
01:06:50Yeah.
01:06:51Thanks to Luby.
01:06:52You're not going attached to Luby, are you, darling?
01:06:54Hmm?
01:06:55I mean, we are just waiting for her to change her will and then die.
01:06:57Oh, Eddie.
01:06:58Well, I mean, has she changed her will yet?
01:07:00Oh, just all in good time, Ed.
01:07:02It's all in good time.
01:07:04Oh.
01:07:05Oh, I say.
01:07:06Hello.
01:07:12I'll just go and check that out.
01:07:17Saffy, listen.
01:07:18I'm not coming home, so stop phoning me.
01:07:20I've got the rest of my life to live, and I'm going to bloody live it, all right?
01:07:24So, I'm done with all of you, so forget me.
01:07:28Just forget me.
01:07:29I'm walking down the road, looking at the trees.
01:07:33All people going by, they say, how do you look so great today?
01:07:39I said, I don't know.
01:07:41I don't know.
01:07:42I don't know.
01:07:48And that's it.
01:07:49So, you've been working here long?
01:07:54You look pretty...
01:07:55Oh, it's not.
01:07:57Well, you're pretty gorgeous, too.
01:08:00Yes, the National Guard and the Police collaboration
01:08:02has been attached to Edina Manson
01:08:04after the disappearance of the top model international Kate Ross.
01:08:13Eddie, Eddie, the pigs, the fuzz, your face.
01:08:17Eddie, we've got to leave the pigs, the fuzz, your face.
01:08:20The pigs, the pigs.
01:08:22Come on, Eddie, we've got to get out of here.
01:08:25Give me your face.
01:08:26Let's hide, hide.
01:08:32Keep it.
01:08:37Excusez-moi.
01:08:39Hello.
01:08:40Excusez-moi, madame.
01:08:42I say.
01:08:43Excusez-moi, madame.
01:08:45Can I help you?
01:08:46Yes.
01:09:00Oh, God.
01:09:01Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
01:09:03Here, darling, give him in.
01:09:10Annie, Annie.
01:09:11I am Annie.
01:09:17Eddie, go left, go left.
01:09:23Keep going, Eddie, keep going.
01:09:28Eddie, go left.
01:09:29Go left, Eddie.
01:09:30At the end, go left.
01:09:31Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:09:35ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:09:42ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:09:52ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:09:59ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:10:01ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
01:10:01Oh, that was quite nice, actually.
01:10:10I did it!
01:10:10Can we go off some Eddie?
01:10:12Shall I keep going?
01:10:13Yeah, we're not giving in!
01:10:14Watch out!
01:10:15Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:10:19We're not going back, we're not going back!
01:10:25Break, Eddie!
01:10:28Oh, oh, no!
01:10:30Oh, Bert, no!
01:10:37I mean, she could be anywhere.
01:10:47Bubble, you're alive!
01:10:49Welcome to my humble abode.
01:10:52Lulu, what are you doing here?
01:10:55I want to see you pay.
01:10:56Mum!
01:10:57Saf!
01:10:58Oh, shit.
01:10:59Get out!
01:11:00Oh, no!
01:11:02Don't be ridiculous!
01:11:03Nick has come to take you back before the hearing.
01:11:05Eddie?
01:11:06No, we're not going back, darling.
01:11:08Mum, get out of the water!
01:11:10Oh!
01:11:13Eddie, for a second.
01:11:15Do get out of the pool, Mrs Monsoon.
01:11:17I would rather die, darling, than go back to all those hating faces!
01:11:21I mean, look at me, darling.
01:11:24All I've ever wanted was not to be fat and old, you know, darling?
01:11:30I mean, just to keep the party going.
01:11:32Now here I am, just fat and old and heated and nothing.
01:11:40Right, I'm getting in.
01:11:42Darling, I know you think I don't know who I am and what I've done, but I do, darling, I
01:11:50do.
01:11:51Look, I'm disgusting.
01:11:54It's always wanting everything, always taking more.
01:11:58Wearing stupid, ridiculous, small, small, small, shiny, stupid, ridiculous clothing.
01:12:04You think it's hard living with me?
01:12:06You should try being this end, darling.
01:12:09And it is all about me, and it has been.
01:12:12All about me.
01:12:12And me, Ed.
01:12:14Mum.
01:12:19Darling.
01:12:21I've never given you the love that you deserve.
01:12:27Before I go, I want you to know that I love you.
01:12:34I love you, Mum.
01:12:35And Lola's, Peter.
01:12:38And Pats.
01:12:39Pats.
01:12:42It's all right.
01:12:45You can let me go, darling.
01:12:48Let me go.
01:12:49I'm going to join Kate in the watery grave, aren't I?
01:12:52Let me go.
01:12:54Kate's not dead.
01:12:56What?
01:12:57What?
01:12:57What?
01:12:58She lives.
01:13:03Kate!
01:13:04Not home.
01:13:05Where's the party?
01:13:06The party is wherever you are, Kate.
01:13:09I lost everyone.
01:13:10Sometimes it's good to have lost some people, you know?
01:13:13You stay with me.
01:13:14We make another little party.
01:13:16You stupid, bloody, bollocking idiot!
01:13:20Why didn't you say that before?
01:13:23I just super hated myself!
01:13:25Oh!
01:13:40Hi, Kate, darling.
01:13:42No, I'm working from Nobu this week.
01:13:44The world is at your feet, darling, and I can make him stay there.
01:13:46Game-changing reinvention.
01:13:48You are the new face of Louis Vuitton menswear.
01:13:51I know!
01:13:52No, darling, I've done the big dump.
01:13:53I only represent you now.
01:13:54I've got rid of Emma Bunton, got rid of Lulu.
01:13:56I'm going to be a big cheese and a big apple.
01:13:59I am a big cheese!
01:14:00Thank you, darling!
01:14:01Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
01:14:04-ha-ha!
01:14:05We are living the dream, darling!
01:14:07We are, darling.
01:14:11Here I am, a Gina Monsoon, on the way to My Book Launch!
01:14:15Yeah!
01:14:19Oh, I lost my pelvic floor on take-off.
01:14:22Don't worry, Eddie, we'll pick it up on the way back!
01:14:23The fashion icon, Kate Moss, has been found safe and well
01:14:27five days after falling from a balcony into the river.
01:14:31It's been reported that she has been resting at the home of her new PR, Edina Monson.
01:14:36Why is Kate Moss still here?
01:14:38Mum's doing her PR now.
01:14:40Apparently she's never been so in demand since she went missing.
01:14:43So, darling, the plan is we're going to throw a huge party in Hyde Park,
01:14:47like a welcome back Kate party.
01:14:50Yeah.
01:14:50And darling, darling, darling, we should get Bollinger
01:14:53to give us a whole vintage...
01:14:54A whole vintage, darling.
01:14:56Eddie, you'll want a work couture.
01:14:58Yeah.
01:14:58Yeah.
01:14:58No, Stella.
01:15:00And am I still sending all the bills to Baroness Le Blubliana Rothschild von...
01:15:06What?
01:15:07Mum, no!
01:15:08You can't do that!
01:15:09No, Eddie, no, no, no.
01:15:11Think of our life, our dream.
01:15:13You can't let this repellent little shrew take it away from us.
01:15:16Every time our life hits a good patch,
01:15:18this miserable piece of flesh has to ruin it.
01:15:21If you don't tell her, I will.
01:15:24Oh, you little bitch troll from hell.
01:15:28No!
01:15:45Lubia, I have something to tell you.
01:15:48I'm not a man.
01:15:50I know.
01:15:51A guy, not a woman.
01:16:03Well, you don't mind sleeping with him, her...
01:16:07What does it mean you don't need the strap on?
01:16:08I don't know.
01:16:12Wheels on fire
01:16:15Rolling down the road