00:01In 2086, two peaceful aliens journeyed to Earth, seeking our help.
00:07In return, they gave us the plans for our first hyperdrive,
00:12allowing mankind to open the doors to the stars.
00:19We have assembled a team of unique individuals to protect Earth and our allies,
00:24courageous pioneers committed to the highest ideals of justice
00:28and dedicated to preserving law and order across the new frontier.
00:32These are the adventures of the Galaxy Rangers.
01:19The Galaxy Rangers
01:20Longshot Data Library straight ahead, Boxy.
01:25All right, Miller, what subtracts first rule of crime?
01:30Plan perfectly, Boxy.
01:38We're in.
01:39The entire Longshot Data finds.
01:42Bingo.
01:44Super Trooper Juice Formula.
01:46Draw A.T.
01:47File 7.
01:48Disc 6314.
01:50Hurry!
01:54Trouble.
01:55There's an interface deflector.
01:57We'll have to access the information somehow.
02:00Moxie!
02:01Someone's coming!
02:06I love barbecue data chips, Doc!
02:09Now, bubble head, let's just see what we can do with you today.
02:13La, la, la, la, la, la...
02:15A memory bite!
02:17Just what the doctor ordered.
02:19Uh, Doc?
02:21Today we experiment with data retrieval.
02:24Say, Doc!
02:24What?
02:31I'll just boot this, bud.
02:36There's someone behind you, doc.
02:38What do you know, bud?
02:40The drain pipe's connected to the S-pipe.
02:43The S-pipe's connected to the waste pipe.
02:46What's that?
02:47Now we'll access the data directly from the terminal.
02:51Wow, delicious. Pass the ketchup.
02:54Done. Stash this motor mouth in the servo dolly,
02:58and let's get out of here.
03:01Watch it.
03:03Everybody's in a hurry today.
03:08Zack, doc, are you all right?
03:11Yeah, I think so. Somebody zapped me.
03:15What happened here?
03:16The memory bird. It's gone.
03:20A file has been accessed.
03:22Doc, what's in file 18?
03:25The Super Trooper Juice formulas.
03:28The formula has been loaded into the bird.
03:31Bubble Head? He has trouble with 2 plus 2.
03:34We can't take any chances.
03:36Alert security.
03:37I'm on it.
03:42Security breach. Sorry, no one leaves.
03:46Step on it.
03:47Hey, come back!
03:49Attention!
03:50Intruders in van.
03:51Leaving main gate.
03:53We just made it.
03:54Let's fly.
03:55Cool, baby, cool.
04:00They've got a five-minute jump on us.
04:02We'll catch them.
04:06Uh-oh. The heat's right behind us.
04:09The DNA matrix is connected to the S-pipe.
04:13Hang on.
04:13Engine dead body to shut up.
04:15Engine dead body to shut up.
04:15Connected to the laundry sink.
04:17Come on, everybody. Sing along.
04:18You know the words. Come on.
04:32Head them off at the pass.
04:44Ranger Gooseman to Longshot Wing Command.
04:46Hit them where it hurts.
04:48Do you copy?
04:52Roger, Ranger.
04:53We're going in.
04:59Chompers!
05:00I anticipated this.
05:21Hold on.
05:23Hold on.
05:38We still got Rangers on our tail.
05:41I'll fix them.
05:49You all right?
05:50Yeah.
05:51They're headed for Phoenix Spaceport.
05:56All channels.
05:57Van last seen on Highway 6 headed for Phoenix Spaceport.
06:04Phoenix Spaceport city limits.
06:07Time for a bit of transforming.
06:14Now we board the cruiser going to Prairie and in two hours we'll be off world.
06:19What about the bird?
06:20I already have that figured.
06:22Boy, this is fun.
06:24I'm done.
06:24I'm done.
06:25I'm done.
06:25I'm done.
06:25I'm done.
06:40We're done.
06:41Transport clear for departure.
06:45Here's what the security cameras got.
06:48Miller and Moxie.
06:51Now our latest information has been working for Jackie Subtract's mob.
06:57Is Subtract still headquartered in New Pegal on Mars?
07:00Right. You and Goose will begin a stakeout.
07:03Got it.
07:05Doc, you and Nico try to isolate the data. See exactly what they got.
07:10Yes, sir.
07:12Alright, let's move. I don't want that Super Trooper Juice changing hands.
07:21Oh, mateys, she's heaving too.
07:24Babe surrendered, Captain.
07:27Feast fire and prepare to board her.
07:29Booty!
07:39So far, this raid is a bust. What's in here?
07:45The usual supplies and some land cruisers bound for prairie.
07:48Yeah, pieces of freight.
07:51High-fashioned tin buckets.
07:54Well, show me to them, lad. We've got to make off with something.
07:58Oh, I...
07:59Huh?
08:00Now, what do we have here?
08:03I thought I saw a bird brain.
08:05I did see a bird brain.
08:08Well, hold me from a thruster.
08:11Well, ain't you one of the Queen's memory birds?
08:15Just another bubble head.
08:16Booty! Booty!
08:18Would you like to be an ornament on the Iron Falcon little prize?
08:23Daddy!
08:25Oh, now that's funny.
08:27What do you think, Squeezy?
08:30Well, her kid's got the bird.
08:32Get on the horn to subtract.
08:34Tell him we got a little problem.
08:40The data's coming through now.
08:42Now we'll find out exactly what those two made off with.
08:46Cue up the menu.
08:50C6H203?
08:51Something's fishy.
08:52It sure is.
08:54Unless I'm mistaken, Moxie and Miller didn't exactly get what they came after.
09:06Bird, you're tougher to crack than a flattened egg.
09:10Sunnyside Super Troopers, Nico and Doc on a raft.
09:13Pull Super Trooper juice down the Queen's Drain.
09:16Hmm?
09:17Captain Kid, I understand you're the man to see about the bird.
09:24Have a seat, lassie.
09:25What's on your mind?
09:27I'd be liking to take that bird off your hands.
09:32Wow!
09:34Finally, someone who speaks my language.
09:38But, Dad, after all we've been through...
09:46You two crumbs better have good news for me.
09:49Kid sold the bird, Mr. Subtract.
09:52Who has it now?
09:54Daisy Omega.
09:55But I don't think she knows about the formula.
09:58Get this.
09:59I'm not paying you to think.
10:00Of course she knows about the formula.
10:04Half the galaxy knows about it by now.
10:07Daisy hangs out with the Black Hole Gang at Entropy's Edge.
10:11Get out there and bring me back that bird, you dimwits!
10:21Boss, we'll contact you from Entropy's Edge.
10:28System's on.
10:29Let's get them.
10:31Easy.
10:32We'll trail them.
10:43Attention!
10:44You are entering protected space.
10:47State your business or face the consequences.
10:51Daisy Omega.
10:52With a very special cargo.
10:55Daisy Omega.
11:09With a very special cargo.
11:19Macross.
11:21I thought you'd be right pleased to see me.
11:24I can name ten crime bosses who would storm this station just to get their hands on that thing.
11:30Not to mention the galaxy rangers.
11:33This wee bird's worth a bundle then.
11:36You bet.
11:37Well, deal me in, boys.
11:41Hiya, fellas.
11:42Got any chips and dips around here?
11:50Drinks for the house.
11:52The kid is buying.
11:53Wah!
11:54What's the occasion, kid?
11:56I just sold a bubble head memory bird for one thousand crowns.
12:02A bubble head wearing a stylish tie and a lab coat?
12:07Yeah, a friendly little critter.
12:10Kid, that bird was stolen from Beta and it's carrying the formula for Super Trooper Juice.
12:19Super Trooper Juice?
12:21I've been robbed.
12:23Macies, the party's cancelled.
12:26I want my bird back.
12:31Entropy's edge always amazes me.
12:33Let's take a look around.
12:37What is this, a convention?
12:39That's kidship, isn't it?
12:41Let's move in.
12:44I'll be seeing you, Raze, and up you, the bird.
12:48So an alien walks in with a memory bird on his head.
12:51The bird's not yours to bet, Daisy.
12:54Says who?
12:55Says this.
12:58Oh, Boss.
13:08Where are ya?
13:09Oh.
13:13Hey, everybody, stop.
13:18Oh, my.
13:21Where's my...
13:23Oh!
13:24Oh, my.
13:25Where's my...
13:25Oh!
13:26Oh, my.
13:26Oh, my.
13:26Oh, my.
13:27Bubblehead!
13:28What's all the hubbub, bub?
13:30It's me, the kid.
13:32And me, the squeegee.
13:34Come here.
13:35Oh, you buy me dinner, then you think you own me.
13:38Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
13:40Come on! It's all a misunderstanding!
13:43Across!
13:44Galaxy Rangers at the front door!
13:46I knew that bird was gonna bring trouble.
13:49How many ships?
13:50One!
13:51A battlecruiser?
13:52Looks more like an interceptor.
13:54An interceptor. You idiot!
13:57Blast them!
14:05Soal Boop's up ahead.
14:07Target's locked.
14:20The Rangers have broken through our defenses.
14:23Man your ships.
14:25The rest of you, man the weapon ports.
14:28I'd like to thank the Academy for this.
14:30Gotcha!
14:31Hey, dude, let's party.
14:33Gather the crew.
14:34We're shoving off.
14:35Yar!
14:36Hey, where's the bird?
14:38Huh?
14:39Kid, he's making a run for it.
14:41Grab him!
14:47Two on our tail, Goose.
14:48Not for long.
14:50Two on our tail, Goose.
14:51Two on our tail, Goose.
14:55Two on our tail, Goose.
14:57We're outnumbered.
14:58So what else is new?
15:05Maybe we should revise our plan?
15:08Nah.
15:14Galaxy Rangers, yo, baby!
15:17Just in time, Doc.
15:19Your backup call helped.
15:21Zack, someone's making an end run.
15:23Kid.
15:26Mr. Rangers, this is McCross.
15:29We don't want any more trouble.
15:31We want that memory bird, McCross.
15:33You're too late.
15:34Kid has taken it.
15:35He's headed for Tortuna.
15:37Galaxy Rangers, let's move out.
15:39Right behind you.
15:40All right, Captain,ula.
15:50Coordinates set for Tortuna.
15:53And may the solar winds be at our back.
15:56There's something else at our back, Captain.
15:58Huh?
16:00It's the Galaxy Rangers.
16:03Why can't they mind their own business?
16:08Doc, tell them
16:10What Moxie and Miller got was one of the early experimental formulas
16:15But even those early formulas were potent
16:17Bubblehead won't be able to handle it
16:19Half his circuitry was filled with plumbing information
16:22There has been a breach in security nevertheless
16:25Cut the chatter, warping out
16:34Sir, a convoy of the Queen sits
16:37Perfect, lock in on the convoy's coordinates
16:41And tell the Queen to expect us
16:49Kids changing course
16:51Trouble
17:01Slaver transports
17:03Pull out
17:06The rangers are dropping back
17:09I knew they wouldn't risk following us into the Queen's convoy
17:14Mateys, we'll soon be rich outlaws
17:17Poor hooty, mates
17:36State your business, kid
17:38Oh, Marginal One
17:41I bring great booty
17:43Make it brief, Captain
17:45What booty have you brought, eh?
17:48This, your regal nurse
17:51Whoa, Mama
17:54Ah, my memory bird
17:57I am pleased
17:59You ain't seen nothing yet, your hiney
18:03I am humbled by your atmosphere
18:06Come to me, my pet
18:09Come on, you're ruining everything
18:12Ah, now don't make me
18:15Your majesty, we've, uh, gotten close
18:19Go to her, you little pest
18:21Come to me
18:23Get going
18:26Hi, Queenie
18:27And now, there are things that you wish to tell me
18:32The drain pipe's connected to the S pipe
18:35The S pipe's connected to the waste pipe
18:37The waste pipe's connected to the
18:39Not bad information
18:42Boy
18:44DNA matrix 44 has its origins in elevated isomer transference
18:49How's that?
18:50That's it
18:51The formula for super trooper juice
18:54Straight from beta laboratories
18:56Hmm
18:56Now, perhaps we should discuss my reward
19:00Let's first see just what you brought me
19:05My advanced crystal technology will accelerate the DNA cycle
19:12I will create a full-grown super trooper
19:17To program at my command
19:24A queen's army of super troopers, your luckiness
19:29The moment of truth
19:41A play-go?
19:43A play-go?
19:44Wrong, bird-brain
19:46It's a play-go with super strength
19:52You'll pay dearly for this kid
19:56Gods!
19:58Where are you going?
20:00Anywhere?
20:01I'm here, Pa
20:02Har, har, ho
20:03The grab him, you fools!
20:07No, not the play-go!
20:10Kid!
20:10No, stop the play-go!
20:13Oh, idiots!
20:14Idiots!
20:15Wait for me!
20:17And you!
20:18Oh, I must be going!
20:23Oh, I must be going!
20:25Oh, I must be going!
20:35You think the queen will reward Kid for bringing her bird home, Goose?
20:40I don't know about a reward, but I'm sure he'll get what he deserves
20:48Oh, well, so we got a few slaver fighters on our tail
20:53And the Galaxy Rangers
20:55And Dizzy Omega
20:56Jackie Subtract
20:58The Black Hole Game
20:59Oh, Gunner, plot us a course to the next galaxy
21:05Oh, what a revolting development this is!
21:10Oh, what a revolting development this is!
21:35The Galaxy is waiting
21:36All the lies from tears
21:39Into this world
21:41But no danger they lie
21:46There's a galaxy of angels
21:48Hilt in the sky
21:50No, that's no glory
21:52No pain, no gain
21:57One for all
21:59All for once
22:00Riding on the grave
22:02No, that's no glory
22:05Oh, take it and stay
22:09Ready to do it again
22:14No, that's no glory
22:16No, that's no glory
22:17No, that's no glory
22:21No, that's no glory
22:22No, that's no glory
22:22No, that's no glory
22:22No, that's no glory
22:22No, that's no glory
22:22No, that's no glory
22:23No, that's no glory
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