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00:07There's a cottage, I'm going over there, you can't even see it, it's really, really dark
00:17out, but I've got 30 minutes to preview, I'm going to make the most out of it, embrace
00:25my favorite thing, I'm going to land, I think it's so dark, most of that's just ocean.
00:56I'm going to go over there.
01:04I'm going to reach over there.
01:29I'm going to see this one bug just flying around me, and it's really annoying, actually
01:35not really, they're minding their own business, as long as they don't follow me in a bedroom
01:39or something, like Brennan, he cannot get out of my closet, it's a problem, it's weird,
01:43it's annoying, it's freaking me out, I'm stuck here, I was dragged here against my will, help
01:46me.
02:03Come sweet home, that one, that one right there, when I see 10,000 fireflies and 10,000 lightning
02:12bugs, you guys can't see it, anyways I'm heading back.
02:26Come on, that one's a strike.
02:30Do you have any eights?
02:34No.
02:35Yeah, I don't have an eight, but I've got a 10 right here.
02:39Awwww.
02:40Great.
02:41Fuck a retard.
02:42Okay.
02:44Okay.
02:44Okay.
02:44Okay.
02:44High five nine.
02:45You guys have a nine.
02:48Dude, you're not even playing Go Fish.
02:50You're right, hang on, I'm playing.
02:52I'm playing blackjack.
02:53Alright.
02:54I think I'm good.
03:00I don't know, I don't know.
03:02Alright, I'll take a close.
03:04Hey guys, has anybody seen Ethan?
03:06Do you have a nine?
03:09Shut up for a second, Kelton.
03:11Have you seen Ethan?
03:12No, I'm not really asked.
03:15Not recently, no.
03:16Does he have a nine?
03:18Do you think Ethan has a nine?
03:20Maybe he does, Kelton.
03:22Oh shoot, okay, I need him to play the game then.
03:24Ethan is a nine.
03:25What the fuck are you talking about?
03:26No, I'm talking about Go Fish.
03:28Does he have a nine for Go Fish?
03:29I don't know.
03:31Why are you saying it all is one word?
03:33I'm sorry.
03:35Okay, okay.
03:36I'm sorry.
03:39What are we talking about?
03:41Ethan!
03:42He's missing!
03:43Nobody's seen him recently.
03:46I thought you were still talking about Go Fish.
03:48But has nobody seen him?
03:50No.
03:51I haven't.
03:52Alright, you know what?
03:53He'll turn up.
03:54It's Ethan.
03:55He does this all the time.
03:56That is true.
03:57I usually dog bark at him and he usually comes back.
04:00Alright, we're good to go.
04:02Yeah, he'll be back soon.
04:03It's not a big place.
04:06Dude, he was safe!
04:16No eggs.
04:22Hey guys, there's a missing persons report here.
04:25Looks a lot like Ethan.
04:30His Legos are still here.
04:32Oh shit.
04:33He's missing.
04:34Fuck.
04:34We gotta go.
04:35We gotta go.
04:36Oh god.
04:37Okay, okay, okay.
04:38Guys, we need to calm down.
04:42His Legos are right here.
04:43He's gonna murder you.
04:44He doesn't get them.
04:47Well, yeah.
04:48To get them, he needs to come back.
04:49That's it.
04:50We need to follow Pelton.
04:51We cannot let both of them loose out there with no supervision.
04:55We are getting kicked out.
04:56Yeah.
04:57We gotta go.
05:06Ah!
05:08Well his shoes are still here.
05:11What?
05:12He got kicked out.
05:13You need help with that.
05:15Did you just-
05:17What the fuck?
05:18Cut!
05:19Go.
05:20It's the microwave head.
05:22Sit.
05:22Come.
05:24Uh, shoot.
05:26Uh, that one might be gay.
05:28And that one's a closet homosexual.
05:29But it doesn't matter.
05:31Cause they're all-
05:32No one told me it was gonna be like this!
05:34They're all friends in the end.
05:36Because this-
05:36Is the microwave head!
05:38Sick!
05:39What do you mean it's over?
05:40There's still like three verses on the page!
05:43Oh god!
05:44Oh god!
05:47Ashtray?
05:47Just like Rampum.
05:49I guess I could get Steve a little bit.
05:51No, let me challenge.
05:55Oh!
05:56What?
06:00I'm okay.
06:01Alright.
06:02Hayden.
06:03Kelvin.
06:04You guys go that way.
06:05Eddie?
06:05We're gonna search the bedroom.
06:06Let's go.
06:07Wait, what?
06:08What again?
06:10Hey.
06:11Hey.
06:12Hey.
06:14Choo-choo.
06:15Choo-choo.
06:16I'm-
06:16I'm-
06:17I'm seagull horse.
06:19I'm gonna-
06:19Swing.
06:23Yeah.
06:25Yeah.
06:26This-
06:27This horse is gonna fly.
06:29What are you unlocking?
06:30Come on.
06:32Jack, you're looking for anything.
06:34Come on!
06:35Okay, it's fine.
06:37Okay, it's fine.
06:37Okay, it's fine.
06:37Toot-toot.
07:06Alright, time to eat off.
07:07Haha.
07:26Dude, my dick has such a real bad road rash.
07:40Oh shit, I forgot to go skinny dipping.
07:42Hmm.
07:44You think this visitor parking person might know where Ethan went?
07:49Let's go out.
07:52Hey, do you know where he went?
07:55No.
07:56It's a bear.
07:57It's a bear.
07:58It's a bear.
07:58Kelton, it's a bear.
08:05Now I gotta take a piss.
08:06This is so hot.
08:09This is so hot.
08:10Got in the water.
08:14Oh shit.
08:15They got away.
08:26Guys.
08:28Ethan's footprints.
08:29Trust me, I'm an expert on his feet.
08:32That's definitely his.
08:34Hey, where you going?
08:42Later.
08:44That was kind of hot.
08:46Oh, thanks.
08:48Which is mine.
08:49You're welcome.
08:53I'm friends with this.
08:56Choo-choo.
08:57Ha!
08:57Baby, I'm running in the night.
09:00Just a bit.
09:01It's the new way you like to be.
09:03I'm friends with this.
09:03I'm just running in the 90s.
09:06Come on, baby, run to me.
09:09We are running in the 90s.
09:13Hi, I have her training order.
09:15And this is Bleachables.
09:16Now, many of us have suffered with drinking, poverty, illness, rabies.
09:21Rabies.
09:23But I got a solution that'll fix all that.
09:26Heavens know I need it because I have a severe peace tea addiction.
09:29But.
09:29But.
09:30Me.
09:30That guy.
09:31Yeah, I mean, I mean, I mean, uh, Dr. Union Van Fa-
09:33I mean, uh, uh, uh, uh.
09:34We have a solution that'll fix these problems and it's a great drink for your kids.
09:40Because I'm on TV, so you have to believe me.
09:42Producing.
09:43Two kilograms of baggage included.
09:45Oh, fuck.
09:45Bleachables.
09:46Now, it's a healthy drink for kids.
09:48Here's what you do.
09:49You get your Bleachables here.
09:51You undo the nozzle like this.
09:53Pop this guy right off.
09:55There we go.
09:56Siphon it for a year.
09:58There you go.
09:58And then you just start from the li-
10:00Oldうわ head.
10:13Bamento.
10:16After him.
10:17No no no no no no no no
10:46Hey, hey, hey, you found Ethan.
10:51That's a Lego unicorn, you fuck.
10:54Wait, I was just talking to him, huh?
10:56Is that a joke because he's short, or is that a joke because he's gay?
10:59No, it's a joke because he's gone.
11:02Fair enough.
11:03Fair enough.
11:07What was I looking at?
11:11Am I doing something?
11:15Oh, yeah.
11:16Where's Ethan?
11:18Shouldn't we be looking for him?
11:45Yeah, that's kind of why we came here.
11:47I guess.
11:48I thought it was for, like, fucking, like, Pokemon villains.
11:51What would it be for that, Kelvin?
11:53We already have enough scalpers in the room next week.
11:56Oh, we better get moving.
11:57Yeah.
11:58Yeah, probably.
11:59You guys go ahead, we'll catch up to you.
12:00Okay.
12:01Okay.
12:04It's like a turtle sucking up water and spinning at people.
12:10I just wanted the sports shit, guys.
12:12It's not that hard to do.
12:14Hey, we can do that later, Eddie.
12:16You know what, you're right.
12:17Back to the good news.
12:21Wow, I got excited.
12:23Hmm.
12:23I have an idea.
12:24I'm gonna try and think like Ethan so I can figure out where he is.
12:29Ooh, no, no more of that.
12:30Nope, nope.
12:31Mm-mm.
12:32No more.
12:33No.
12:34Wait, was it that bad?
12:36Hold on, let me try.
12:37Oh, Jesus Christ.
12:39I have seen things I will never unsee.
12:42Yeah.
12:43What are you all talking about?
12:44It's not even that bad.
12:46Nope.
12:47What are you guys talking about?
12:49Oh.
12:49Oh, yeah.
12:50Oh, oh.
12:51You know what?
12:52Oh, wow.
12:54Wow, this is great.
12:55Did we just leave him?
12:56Wow.
12:56I think we should, yeah.
12:58Hey.
13:00All right.
13:00Choo-choo.
13:01That's my defense.
13:03Is there anywhere that Ethan said he wanted to go?
13:10Kelton, Eddie, we gotta go.
13:12Go where?
13:13I'm here.
13:14Just, we gotta go.
13:17Why am I there?
13:17Okay, go, okay.
13:18I'm supposed to be dead.
13:21Oh, yeah!
13:21Oh, it didn't be nice.
13:23Plot inconsistencies.
13:25What am I looking at again?
13:26I don't know what Ethan's like.
13:27He's really like sluts.
13:37Ethan's ass.
13:40Cut.
13:44No.
13:46Ethan?
13:47Really.
13:48We love eggs.
13:50I already can lay some.
14:00I kind of missed that last part.
14:02Did you look at?
14:03I don't know.
14:03There's a place I thought he was, but he was in?
14:06It was the girls' walk room survey.
14:08Yeah.
14:09Oh, hey, Ethan.
14:09Hey, what's up?
14:10Yeah, we're just looking for Ethan right now.
14:11Don't worry, man.
14:14You can help us if you want to.
14:15I mean, honestly, at this point, you might be in the lake.
14:18Yeah, I don't know, I'm not really close with him.
14:21Do you know who I am?
14:21Yeah, I'm close with him.
14:26Well, I'm gonna go in death with you on the two-play ground.
14:28Wait a minute!
14:29Is that right here? What?
14:31Yeah, I know that's Ethan, but we're looking for Ethan right now, okay?
14:34Ethan, it's Ethan!
14:37We need to keep looking, okay?
14:39Don't get distracted by petty or whatever, okay?
14:41We need to find Ethan before the sun goes down.
14:45How are you this stupid?!
14:46I get you're trying to impress me with the hologram shit, but listen, we've all seen Sonic 2, okay?
14:52We know it's possible.
14:53What?!
14:53I'm just saying, like, I'm gonna kill myself and then you.
14:57I'm not even Ethan anymore, I'm Derek now.
14:59I don't think you can do it in that order.
15:02I mean a bitch is all flying away.
15:04Hey guys.
15:06What?
15:11Where's Smith?
15:13I'm right here!
15:16Anybody?
15:17Anybody?
15:19Okay, I don't wanna see you.
15:24Who wants ice cream?
15:27You know what?
15:28You guys, you guys, you got it.
15:30I'm just gonna go.
15:31I can't be driving anymore.
15:33Wait, have you seen Ethan?
15:36I hate you so genuinely.
15:38Yeah, no, I hate me too.
15:40I'm just asking.
15:42Have you?
15:43Have you?
15:51Yeah.
15:52And what?
15:53Brendan is more comfortable.
15:58Idiot!
15:59I got it.
16:00All we have to do to find Ethan is just find some land.
16:06Shit.
16:19Oh hey man, what's up?
16:20Hey.
16:26It's been...
16:27I think it's great.
16:29There's gotta be a better way.
16:35Better have got that.
16:37There's what I say.
16:38I need to practice content for OnlyFans.
16:41Yeah.
16:42Man can only...
16:43Darn his own fans.
16:45Yeah.
16:48I think we found something.
16:51Ah!
16:51What?
16:53Oh hey Ethan.
16:54You said my name.
16:55Just looking for Ethan.
16:57Um...
16:58I think we found a Lego though.
16:59Lego Unicorn or...
17:00Where's the...
17:01Who's the unicorn?
17:02Kelton?
17:04Oh, where'd Kelton go?
17:06He disappeared after we found Ethan.
17:11You found him?
17:14Oh god.
17:15You know...
17:16Since the bombing of 2077...
17:18Life hasn't been the same.
17:22Wait, how are we alive?
17:25How am I alive?
17:27Mr. Unicorn?
17:28What do you have to say about this?
17:31Yeah, that's pretty still possible, not gonna lie.
17:35Yeah, I know.
17:35We should probably like kill ourselves.
17:37Yeah.
17:38Let's get to the hospital.
17:53Um...
17:53Nope.
17:55We found Ethan.
17:56But...
17:57Kelton's still missing.
17:59When did we find Ethan bro?
18:01Like an hour ago?
18:03You just haven't been paying attention to me?
18:04Yeah, yeah.
18:05Whatever.
18:06I mean...
18:06Guys, the sun's setting.
18:08That's right.
18:09I think we really need to just...
18:10I think we really need to just...
18:10call ourselves or something.
18:11Hope they don't get any police photos.
18:15I mean, I don't see why they live.
18:18And if they do, we just say that we don't know them.
18:21Yeah.
18:21Yeah, I guess.
18:22I guess that's as good as I'm getting for tonight.
18:25Police are looking for them.
18:26They're not looking to point fingers.
18:27I mean, they do that shit every time though.
18:32I think I've had about enough of you too.
18:34I think I just want to go home.
18:37I've had enough of me too.
18:39Brendan, give you some more of you.
18:42You got it boss man.
18:44One busy day later.
18:48Where's Kelton?
19:14Okay, so what's an Ethan?
19:16I've been asked by the police to make sketches since...
19:19You know, they asked like how big your cock is and all that.
19:22So...
19:22I need to like give a pretty good example of like...
19:26You know, this sort of person.
19:27Like this type of person.
19:28Have you seen this kind of person?
19:32It looks like this.
19:34Big grin.
19:35Like really like weird ponytail ass like looking hair.
19:40Hey!