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00:24Well deserved, Ty. You've done a smashing job.
00:26Oh, thank you.
00:28It's a lot better than I expected.
00:31Ah, you thought I'd botched it up, did you?
00:33Well, to be honest, we didn't even think about the gaff while we were away.
00:36Too busy enjoying ourselves.
00:38Some food, nothing to do. Beats more food any day of the week.
00:42Yeah, probably just what you needed.
00:44Tell you what, Tones, I reckon you deserve a breakfast. On the yaks, of course.
00:47It's OK, I've already had some. Just a cup of tea.
00:51Mind you, an egg and fried slice might go down nicely.
00:55This might get a double, eh?
00:56Yeah, and put a sausage on the side too, please.
00:58Why not?
00:59Ratch through a bite then?
01:00Yeah, good idea.
01:02I'm chucking a few beans as well too, I suppose.
01:04Martha?
01:06Uh...
01:07No.
01:07Anything else?
01:08I don't suppose you have any mushrooms?
01:10No.
01:11I only wanted something light.
01:14What's that?
01:15Nothing.
01:15Nothing.
01:16Yes, there is.
01:17We didn't think about water while we were away, did we?
01:20We didn't think about anything.
01:22So?
01:22That's what holidays are for.
01:24What happened?
01:25I thought about her sound every day.
01:27I didn't think about anything else.
01:29Life's got to go on.
01:32I don't want to forget it happened, Ali.
01:34I don't want to pretend it never happened.
01:35No one's saying that.
01:38I just feel so guilty, that's all.
01:41I mean, there we were, having a good time.
01:46Couldn't even think about it.
01:47Was it the same for you?
01:49I don't know.
01:49I don't want to talk about it.
01:51Tonight, when we get home, maybe.
01:56Here's your tea tongues.
01:58Breakfast won't be long.
01:59I'm good.
01:59So, what are you moving on to then?
02:02Got another job lined up, have you?
02:03Yeah, shop conversion.
02:05Mind you, it's a home front.
02:07It worries me.
02:08Oh, yeah.
02:08You're converting a flat upstairs, aren't you?
02:10Hmm.
02:10But it's next door that worries me.
02:12Eh?
02:13Is that a new place?
02:14Yeah.
02:15There's got someone moving around in there.
02:17I heard them last night.
02:18They woke me up.
02:19Probably kids, tramps or squatters.
02:22Yeah, maybe.
02:23It's too easy to get through my lot from there, though.
02:26Might come home and find all my stuff gone.
02:28Yeah.
02:28Lot of villain for that.
02:36Watch it, Popeye.
02:38How's the spinach doing?
02:39Coming through great.
02:40I must have green fingers.
02:41Yeah?
02:41Would have found a left face just a match.
02:43If you keep stuffing it down there, float,
02:45that's the way you're going.
02:46All he'd like to know,
02:47he's promised to make us ex-Florentine tonight,
02:50whatever that is.
02:50Good.
02:50I'll drop some in later.
02:51Now, what about some lottery tickets?
02:53Well, some last week on.
02:55Everyone's a chance to win a thousand quid,
02:57and it's for a good cause.
02:58Oh, yeah.
02:59The great round improvement scheme, is it now?
03:02Saving up to buy some gold post, eh?
03:03The old chairman down there getting fed up
03:05with putting the coats down.
03:06You coming to the match tonight?
03:07Well, what's then, Wallis?
03:09I need a transfer fee.
03:10I've doubled the game.
03:11Gonna be a great game.
03:13Yeah.
03:13We'll be the first one I've seen down there.
03:16Mind you.
03:17Yeah.
03:17I could do a night out, though, can't?
03:18We could do with a night out.
03:20Like going up west for a change.
03:22You're working.
03:23All right, Arthur.
03:24I'll come.
03:24I'll do a good laugh.
03:26Bring Ian.
03:27Oh, no.
03:28I'm not having Ian going to no football match.
03:30Not with them hooligans.
03:31You don't get hooligans at Walford Town.
03:33Nobody supports them under the age of 60.
03:36Here.
03:36You'll have to search the terraces
03:37before you can find somebody fit enough
03:39to have a fight with.
03:40Oh, well.
03:40I still don't like it.
03:41We'll look after him.
03:43Well, you better.
03:43Cos if he gets into any bother,
03:45I'll sort you both out.
03:46Good job we ain't taking her, ain't it?
03:48The whole intercity mob
03:49have been quaking in their boots.
03:50Right.
03:51Now, what about these lottery tickets?
03:52Oh, all right.
03:53I'll have one.
03:54I won't get any peace, I suppose,
03:55if I don't.
03:56Right.
03:58Here.
03:59What have you got there?
04:00Nothing.
04:00Yes, you have.
04:01Here, Kath, look.
04:02Full up with bog rolls.
04:04It's only a few.
04:05A few?
04:06Blimey.
04:06You've got the runs pretty bad,
04:08haven't you?
04:08Have you been at the old Vindaloo?
04:10Quite about it, will you, Pete?
04:12You what?
04:13You've been a naughty boy, haven't you?
04:15Yeah.
04:15You've been helping yourself at your cleaning job.
04:18Well, well, well.
04:19Who thought I lived to see the day?
04:21I'm an honest half a fan.
04:23It hurts.
04:24That's all.
04:25There's nothing wrong with it.
04:28Really.
04:29Why don't you take the morning off?
04:31Go and get yourself the outfit you fancy.
04:33No.
04:33Go on.
04:34We'll perk you up a bit.
04:35Look, we've just paid out for the decorating.
04:38Business hasn't been exactly wonderful since we got back.
04:40Well, the kids have gone back to school, haven't they?
04:42Always slackens off a bit, then.
04:45I don't think we should go splashing out.
04:47Look, we can afford it.
04:50Thanks.
04:52It's not just me, is it?
04:54What?
04:55Feeling guilty about this thing.
04:58Why won't you talk about it?
05:01Hey.
05:02What?
05:03Don't shut me out.
05:05I'm not.
05:07You've changed.
05:08No, I haven't.
05:10We don't seem to be able to get together like we used to.
05:15That better?
05:16Yes.
05:18All right, pack it in, you two.
05:20They can't get their hands off each other, can they?
05:22Morning, Lofty.
05:22Morning, Ethel.
05:23Oh, yeah.
05:24Well, I'll go and have a look.
05:26Doesn't mean I have to buy anything, does it?
05:28We'll have two teas and two of your best sticky buns, please, maestro.
05:32Coming up.
05:33Yes, and a little bowl of water for Willie, if it's not too much trouble,
05:37because he does get thirsty, you know.
05:39No trouble at all, Ethel?
05:40Of course.
05:41Good to see you back here.
05:42Thought you'd found somewhere else to have your tea.
05:44No.
05:45I haven't been out much lately.
05:47Been feeling poorly, have we?
05:48Yeah, but she's on the mendicum now.
05:50I can't have my best girl getting ill, can I?
05:53Here's Will.
05:55Hello, Tom.
05:58Losing all your money on the GGs again, then, huh?
06:00Well, as a matter of fact, I've got a couple of real good shirts today.
06:03You could do worse than investing in a bit yourself, you know.
06:06I'm warming out.
06:07Lovely.
06:08All right.
06:09Hey.
06:10It's all right, lovely.
06:11I'll see you tomorrow.
06:12Have you something nice, too?
06:14Look, I just popped in for a cup of tea, that's all.
06:16No harm in that.
06:17Well, you might as well have Ethel's.
06:19I don't suppose she'll be back now, will she?
06:21These buns don't spare as well.
06:22I don't get one of you what you're doing to that poor old deal.
06:24Of course it does.
06:26What can I do about it?
06:27I don't mean to know, aren't I?
06:29Yeah, well, I've got to be getting back to the pub.
06:30I'll bring the cup back later.
06:32All right.
06:32Hang about it.
06:33I've got work to do.
06:35I want to talk to you.
06:36It won't take a minute.
06:39I expect you think I'm daft getting in such a state about this.
06:43We all get jumpy sometimes.
06:45Yes, but you're big enough to look after yourself.
06:48Maybe, but I got panicky last night.
06:50I thought I heard noises in that empty house on the end.
06:54What?
06:55Yeah, it's probably squatters.
06:58They got rats in there.
07:00I've seen them.
07:01This didn't sound like rats, except the human kind, maybe.
07:05Ah.
07:06Like the Nick Cottons.
07:07Nah.
07:08Why should he be interested in that place?
07:10Yes, well, because he's the sort of person who's got a lot to hide.
07:14Drugs, stolen property, you name it, he's into it.
07:17Probably stashing it away in there.
07:20Hey, look, Ethel.
07:22Maybe you're letting all this get on top of you, huh?
07:24Well, I mean, he did kill Reg Cox in cold blood now, didn't he?
07:29Yeah, but the court said different.
07:31Oh, yes, and if things had turned out different, I'd probably be next on the list.
07:35Well, you've got a little good locks on your doors.
07:37I mean, you take things careful, you'll be all right.
07:41Yes, but I'm still scared.
07:43Look, I'd fit up some window locks for you.
07:47It should only take a few minutes, and this place would be as safe as Fort Knox then.
07:53Well, that might be less to worry about, but how much would it cost?
07:57Well, for you, Ethel?
07:59Ooh.
08:01Nothing.
08:02Oh.
08:02You can have it on me.
08:04Oh, it would be worth it to see you back to your old self again, huh?
08:08Have a biscuit.
08:09I'm fed up with people telling me what I ought to do.
08:11I've had enough of that in a nick.
08:13Anyway, there's no law says I can't go and live with my mum.
08:15No, but there's no law says people have got to be nice to you either, is there?
08:19Look, Ethel can't go on like that.
08:21I've got the bill on my back as it is.
08:23If they'd been in here just now, Quick would have had me up for GBH on the spot.
08:27He's just waiting for an excuse.
08:28It's not really surprising, is it?
08:30Well, I can't win then, can I?
08:32Eh?
08:33Because I can't start a clean slate round here.
08:36I mean, I thought you'd be okay.
08:37After all, there was times when I could have dropped you in it, but I never did.
08:41You ought to remember that.
08:42There's nothing up in doing it.
08:44Nah.
08:44Not without sticking your neck out, nah.
08:46I don't want no trouble.
08:47Why do I?
08:48I can't afford any.
08:50Just keep me head down and my nose clean.
08:52Honestly.
08:54Yeah.
08:54Yeah, right.
08:56And I want you to help me get that message across.
08:59All right?
09:00Well, I'll do what I can.
09:03Cheers.
09:04See you later, eh?
09:08I'd box a bit carefully if I were you lucky.
09:10He's not exactly a popular bloke round here.
09:12Yeah, I know.
09:14You see what he means, though?
09:15I mean, maybe he is trying to go straight.
09:17Is that a pig I see flying past the window?
09:19That might be the truth, eh?
09:20Yeah, well, I leave all that to the social workers.
09:23Especially as I've got a much better proposition for you.
09:26What's that?
09:27I told you.
09:28I've got a couple of real sirs.
09:29Why are you letting me hang on it, then?
09:31I'm your mate, ain't I?
09:32Hey.
09:33And not a word to sir about it.
09:34It's a bit touchy about me, gangbilly.
09:36So you'll have to go down there betting shop for the both of us.
09:38I've written it all down for you.
09:39I don't understand a word of this, huh?
09:41It's simple.
09:42Six horses at 25 quid accumulator.
09:4525 on the nose, the ranger.
09:4775 quid each way, big Brenda.
09:49Because our little darling's what's really gonna make us a fortune, eh?
09:52Hang on a sec.
09:55Here.
09:55Come on in.
09:56Hello.
09:56I hope you didn't mind me coming round, but I had a bit of spare time in me lunch break.
09:59Not at all.
10:00Your dad was here earlier, fixing me up some window locks.
10:05Oh.
10:05Now, sit yourself down.
10:07Make yourself at home.
10:09Here, I just made a pot of tea.
10:10Now, you have mine and I'll go and get another cup.
10:13Oh, what's up?
10:14Willy!
10:15This is a big surprise, isn't it?
10:17We weren't expecting anyone else today, were we?
10:20I just wondered, would you like some more shopping done?
10:22Oh, Kelvin, that is a nice thought.
10:24You are a gentleman.
10:25Have a sandwich.
10:26Oh, no, you've made them for yourself.
10:28No, I insist.
10:29If you came round here during your dinner hour, it's the less I can do.
10:34Oh, cheers.
10:35I've got something to show you.
10:37Well, I haven't got much time, then.
10:38Oh, this won't take a sec.
10:40You'll be interested in this.
10:41Now.
10:42Have you got your list?
10:44What?
10:44For the shopping.
10:45Oh, yes, it's in my purse.
10:47I'll give it two and a minute.
10:48Here we are.
10:51Here.
10:52This is my old school.
10:55Hang on.
10:56Now.
10:56You try and pick me out.
10:58I bet you can't.
11:00Oh, easy.
11:03Yeah, that's you there.
11:04You haven't changed a bit.
11:06That's not me.
11:07That's Maureen Spriggs.
11:08We used to call her Stinker.
11:10That's me.
11:12Oh, yeah.
11:15Oh, yeah.
11:15Yeah.
11:16If I was in your class now, you'd fancy me, wouldn't you?
11:21Not half, Ethel.
11:22Her name is gone.
11:24Yeah, I know.
11:26She's gone.
11:28Yeah.
11:29It's so quiet in the flat of Earth.
11:31Yeah, I suppose it must be, really.
11:33I hate it.
11:35Do you hate being alone?
11:37I've got Annie.
11:39When you were in our flat with us, Naima and I were going through a difficult time.
11:44Oh.
11:45I'm sorry, Said.
11:46I didn't really notice.
11:47She wouldn't sleep by me.
11:49Said, I don't really think you should be telling me this.
11:52I've got to talk to someone.
11:54Yeah, maybe, but not me.
11:56No, please.
11:57Please don't go.
11:59Said, I don't think this is going to be doing either of us anything.
12:02I don't agree with you.
12:03Look, people like you and me, we need to talk to each other.
12:06We're both on our own.
12:07Hello.
12:07Yeah, I wanted to talk to you.
12:08Look, but we haven't finished our little talk yet.
12:11Yes, we have.
12:13Sorry, Said.
12:14Look, you heard the lady.
12:15Go on your bike, sunshine.
12:18Cheers, Nick.
12:19No trouble.
12:19They are coming.
12:24Who let Nick come, Bethany?
12:25You know his part.
12:26He just got rid of a drunk for us, which is more than you seem to be able to do
12:29these days.
12:31Do what?
12:32So I say, he stays.
12:35So what's on your mind?
12:36It's a bit difficult.
12:38Yeah?
12:39I got into a bit of trouble.
12:41It's cash you're after.
12:42Sorry.
12:43I'm skint.
12:44No, it's not that.
12:45I could do with some, but no, it's not that.
12:48Look, I want to ask you a favour.
12:51Do you have anyone that can help me, Nick?
12:55She's not going to use them, Arthur, and that's sad.
12:57I thought she'd be pleased.
12:59She really gave me an earful.
13:01She went potty.
13:02I reckon she's right.
13:04But everybody does it, Kath.
13:06I don't mean you have to.
13:07Well, what am I going to do with them?
13:09Just get rid of them before Lou finds that, because she'll really go spare.
13:13You know all that stuff about poor but honest that her Albert used to come out with.
13:17Look, we're talking about a few toilet rolls, not the proceeds of the great train robbery.
13:22The principal's just the same.
13:24Well, she don't expect me to put them back, does she?
13:26Why not?
13:26She needs to have got them out easy enough.
13:28Oh, yeah.
13:29Just my luck.
13:30To get caught.
13:32Putting them back.
13:34The first man to be fired for being too honest.
13:37Here.
13:38It's not just the governors I'm worried about either.
13:40Eh?
13:41No, everybody's at it, Kath.
13:42They make you feel the odd man out if you don't join in.
13:45I didn't want to take the stupid things in the first place.
13:48Well, you shouldn't have let yourself get talked into it.
13:50Look, we are underpaid, Kath, and they think they're entitled to a few perks.
13:53And I reckon there's some truth in that.
13:55Oh, it's just an excuse, Arthur, and you know him.
13:57Maybe.
13:58Well, I'm not going to be very popular if I start acting like George Wofford, then am I?
14:02They're going to think I'm a right creep.
14:04Well, nobody knows what you do as long as you get rid of him.
14:07Here.
14:08We could give them a decent burial.
14:10Burnham.
14:11Burnham?
14:11Seems the best idea to me.
14:14All right.
14:15We'll have a bonfire night early this year.
14:17Not now, Arthur.
14:18Someone might see you.
14:20Look, I think you're all getting a bit paranoid about this.
14:23I don't think Special Branch have been tipped off about me yet.
14:28Cheers.
14:30You've been really kind to me lately.
14:32Yeah.
14:32Well, you might not think so, after I've had my say.
14:35Oh, not another lecture.
14:37Listen, I can't lecture anybody.
14:39I got into enough bother when I was your age.
14:41Yeah?
14:42Yeah.
14:42I got picked up for TTA once.
14:45It's only a joy ride, really.
14:47But Mum thought I was going to turn into right little old Capone.
14:49Oh, did she give me a belt in?
14:51Yeah, I'll bet.
14:52Yeah.
14:52Mind you, she was right, though.
14:55I mean, I could have gone either way.
14:56Just like you.
14:58Don't start, Pete.
15:00Look, what's the major industry around here?
15:03I don't know.
15:04Gossip.
15:05Chin wagging.
15:06And you've just been in the Gazette for shoplifting.
15:08Now, the last thing you need is to be seen with a petty villain like Nick Cotton.
15:11I had a bit of business to discuss with him.
15:15Yeah, but that makes it even worse, doesn't it?
15:17I mean, any business is involved with.
15:19It's bound to be a bit dodgy.
15:20Yeah, maybe.
15:22But it's the only one that could help me.
15:24I just wanted to ask you about Ethel.
15:26How's she been since you got back?
15:29A bit edgy.
15:30Yeah.
15:30She's scared stiffly now.
15:31Locks herself in a room and hardly goes out.
15:33Oh, she'll soon get over that.
15:35I hope so.
15:36I had a talk with her the other day, but it doesn't seem to have done much good.
15:39Well, it wouldn't, would it?
15:39I mean, it's not the sort of thing that one can sort out, really.
15:42I'll tell you what.
15:42Why don't you send Lou over?
15:43That'll soon put her right.
15:44You could have a point there.
15:46I'll write out the prescription.
15:48Ma Beal on the national notes.
15:50It's a frightening thought.
15:51Ever see a waiting room in ten minutes, eh?
15:52God, dear.
15:56The Beals seem to be able to sort out everybody's problems, don't they?
15:59Eh?
16:00Well, like Pete there.
16:01I mean, he prefers dolly birds in distress, doesn't he?
16:04Like most men.
16:05Don't you ever let up?
16:07No.
16:11Hey, hey, Loveday!
16:12Loveday!
16:14Hey, did you go round the betting shop?
16:16Yeah, yeah.
16:17I got talking to this geezer down there.
16:18It was quite interesting.
16:19I never used to understand all that guff in the newspapers,
16:22but they tell you, like, you know, when the horse last won
16:24and what weight it was carrying, what the game was like.
16:26You surprise me.
16:27I always thought that was luck, but it's like, it's like science, right?
16:30Did you place the bets on?
16:32Yeah.
16:32Oh, you little angel.
16:34Why, what's that, man?
16:34We've had four results up so far.
16:36Yeah, terrific.
16:37I don't think you understand this, Loveday.
16:39That's just four I put on to get a bit of interest on the accumulator.
16:42The best is yet to come.
16:43Oh, big Brenda.
16:45Yeah.
16:46Do you listen to the results from now on?
16:48Because I don't want Sue to suss anything out till I tell her we're going to retire.
16:52All right.
16:54See?
16:55I expect you know why I called in, Oli.
16:57Yes, Doctor.
16:59You and Sue have every right to change a doctor, but I just wish you'd ask me first.
17:02Well, we've talked it over and we think it's for the best.
17:05Yeah, I hope it's nothing to do with Hassan.
17:07You don't blame me.
17:08No, no.
17:09It's just that we want a fresh start.
17:11I mean, that's why we've redecorated the cap and everything.
17:16Still seems a waste to me.
17:18Nah.
17:19You're well rid of them.
17:24I suppose we'd better start packing up.
17:26I've been rushing around persuading everyone to go to the match.
17:29It'd look bad if I'm not there.
17:31Go on.
17:32You're dying to go.
17:33Yeah.
17:34Let's pick some spinach before we go, eh?
17:36All right.
17:36Here we are.
17:38Hey, it's a bit of luck, this going like this, isn't it?
17:40Yeah.
17:41You could have too much of a good thing, love.
17:43Aye.
17:44You ought to listen to your family, Arthur.
17:45It's been spinach with everything lately.
17:47So what?
17:48I love you.
17:49Oh, yeah.
17:50Me too.
17:51But she always been moaning.
17:52She don't like vegetables.
17:53Except frozen peas and baked beans.
17:55There's no point in trying to please her at the moment.
17:57She just mopes around.
17:58I don't know what's got into her.
18:01Lou's not too keen on it either.
18:02Oh, well, it's their lucky day, isn't it then?
18:05Because this lot's for your Ian.
18:07As you're still here, you're mucking me out.
18:09It's my half.
18:09Since when?
18:10Since I decided to go to the match.
18:12Oh, football.
18:13I hate football supporters.
18:14Why is it always me that's lumbered?
18:16Oh, come on.
18:17Edge is the best business we've done for weeks.
18:19I hope Maggie closes every pub within 100 miles of this.
18:22Hello.
18:23Hi, Tony.
18:24Did you get a result of the 5.15?
18:25I don't know, mate.
18:26Ask Lofty.
18:27He had a big win today.
18:28Lofty had a win?
18:29Oh, fantastic!
18:30I'm glad you're so pleased for him.
18:32Well, if Lofty had a win, I had a win.
18:34I gave him the Aussie.
18:35Hey, great!
18:36Edge!
18:37I'm serving!
18:38Anything you want, lads.
18:39Drinks are on me!
18:40Hey!
18:41Hey!
18:42One pint for Churchill's and a gin and tonic.
18:44Peep!
18:45Well, I'll have a double bottle of you out since you're holding.
18:47And a vodka for Peep!
18:48Lofty!
18:49You're serving!
18:50Oh!
18:50And a bottle of champagne for me and Lofty!
18:52What a win, eh, Lofty?
18:53Yeah, £10.40.
18:55I was well chuffed.
18:56Sorry about yours, though, mate.
18:57Still, you got a bit back on the range here, didn't you?
18:59Up here, it was our son.
19:00Really?
19:00What are you on about?
19:01What about Big Brenda?
19:03What, nowhere?
19:05Nowhere?
19:05Nowhere?
19:06No, it's still running, I think.
19:08If I lost...
19:08You must have lost.
19:10I gave you the Aussie.
19:11I changed the last one of mine.
19:14You got a tip, didn't you?
19:16Five winners I gave you, and you didn't share it with me.
19:18Who put you up to it?
19:20No-one.
19:21And how did you know?
19:22You'd laugh at me.
19:24I doubt it.
19:25There was this horse called Basil.
19:27See, it was the name of my teddy when I was a kid.
19:29Oh, my God!
19:31Look, there's 45 quid.
19:33You win some, you lose some.
19:34Here, here, here, here.
19:35I'll have a little bit of that for the drinks.
19:37You're by your mates there.
19:41You've only had a glass.
19:42Oh, they'll be gone in a minute.
19:44Thank God.
19:45Here.
19:46I don't think he's going to leave me when he goes to the match,
19:48because I'm not standing for it.
19:50You tell him, Ainge.
19:51We should start up a rival attraction.
19:53Yeah, I reckon we ought to get that male stripper for next week.
19:55That's a good idea.
19:56Here, we could start up a dance contest.
19:58Dance?
19:59Oh, well.
20:00Strip dance.
20:01Ooh!
20:02Nice wanker!
20:03There's only one problem, though, isn't there?
20:05What's that, then?
20:06With all the blokes going to the match,
20:07there's not going to be any tennis, is there?
20:09Where's the fan in there?
20:10Where are you, Ainge?
20:11I don't know.
20:12There's always one.
20:14Oh, my.
20:15Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
20:17Ha, ha, ha, ha!
20:18Ha, ha, ha, ha!
20:19I've got the programs.
20:20Oh, good boy.
20:21I've got something for you, too, here.
20:23What's that?
20:23That's the spinach for your egg thing, I mean.
20:25I'm cooking it for Mum and Dad, not the old British army.
20:27I'll tell you what, Pop-White.
20:28Leave a couple of those on the stall.
20:30Try and shift them in the morning.
20:31Hey, you're good at darts, aren't you, Sue?
20:33Well, not bad.
20:34Why?
20:34Mum's volunteered you for tonight's contest.
20:36Drip dance.
20:37Yeah, I don't like the sound of it.
20:39What you've got to do is beat Lofty.
20:41They go berserk when they get late.
20:42Well, it's time they learned.
20:44While the rat's away, the wife will play.
20:46Yes, yes!
20:47That's right!
20:48On the back!
20:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:50Here, you're Pete good and all, wouldn't it?
20:51No, ain't you wrong about all that business with Mary?
20:54Pete explains it all to me.
20:55Oh, good.
20:56Did he tell you about the wadden oats he gave her lunchtime?
20:58Mm-hmm.
21:00Why didn't you go with your Mum?
21:03That Mrs Fenix always asking after you and her Cindy's about your age.
21:07Yeah, she's horrible.
21:08That's right.
21:10Besides, it's not often we have an evening in.
21:13Just the two of us.
21:15It's nice to have a talk with me favourite granddaughter.
21:20Nothing on your mind, is there?
21:23What do you mean?
21:25Well, I've been a bit quiet lately.
21:28Yeah, well, it's hard to get a word in edgeways in this house, innit?
21:32Yes, there's a lot of talk, not much said.
21:35You know what I mean.
21:36I think so.
21:38You know, if you bottle things up, they get worse.
21:42It's better to bring them out in the open.
21:44Maybe.
21:45Of course, I know what you're thinking.
21:48Why should I tell them those old bag anything?
21:50I never said that.
21:51I know, a lot have.
21:54Still, if there's anything wrong, whatever it is,
21:57you're my granddaughter and I'll help get it sorted.
22:01Thanks, Gwen.
22:03So, we'll have a cup of tea and a nice little chat, eh?
22:08I'll get it.
22:20Oh, I was just getting on some tea.
22:24Not for me, thanks, Lou. I'm not stopping.
22:26Oh.
22:27Well, what can I do for you, Doctor?
22:29Have you noticed anything funny about Ethel lately?
22:31Oh, she's been funny for the last 60 years.
22:34Well, she's hardly going out.
22:36Locked herself in after time.
22:37Well, I suppose Nick Cotton's on the loose again, innit?
22:40Well, he's not doing her health any good.
22:42I thought perhaps if you went round there,
22:43you could talk some sense into her.
22:45Oh, I'll do my best, Doctor.
22:47But I can't promise anything.
22:49She's a stubborn old bag.
22:50Come on, go ahead.
22:52Yeah!
22:55Here, I think you've lost again, darling.
22:59It's your night, is it, love?
23:00Well, it's the trousers, I'm afraid, love.
23:02Yeah.
23:03Oh, you lost that house again.
23:05I need me to cover for me.
23:07Get your jacket, won't we?
23:08Get your trousers.
23:09I've got my shoes and socks to take off, yeah?
23:11No, then don't care.
23:13What do you mean?
23:13It's in the rules.
23:14What rules?
23:15I am the referee, my word is final,
23:18when I say their little shoes even suckies is coming out.
23:21My wife and with a referee, it'll be even worse for you.
23:23You want to keep your eyebrows on, don't you?
23:26For the moment.
23:27Don't!
23:28I know you're all ganging up on me.
23:30Get out of here!
23:32Off!
23:32Off!
23:33Off!
23:34Off!
23:35Off!
23:36Off!
23:37Off!
23:38Off!
23:43Off!
23:48Woo!
23:49Shake a leg!
23:50Woo!
23:52It's uh, round a ball or a...
23:55bullseye!
23:57It's okay.
23:58It's okay.
23:59There's a lot of people who wants to.
24:01Okay if one, yeah?
24:02Yeah.
24:02Yeah, all right.
24:04Woo!
24:05Yeah!
24:06Yes!
24:10I never knew he could run so far!
24:12I'll tell you what, I enjoyed myself so much,
24:14but he's real good to do it all.
24:15Yeah.
24:15So come back, they'll go, bye!
24:17Serves them right, they won't go to the match so often now, will they?
24:20Do you think he's all right, though?
24:21I'll let you know when I get his pants down.
24:23No, he's asking me, mate.
24:24He's locked up.
24:27Well, where is he then?
24:29He's locked himself in the bathroom.
24:31Pull up the bathroom.
24:32Oh, my Lord, thank you.
24:34What really gets my goat is it was all so underhand
24:37that was trying to sort themselves out behind my back.
24:40Yes.
24:41Don't seem to be able to trust anyone these days.
24:44Oh, if they really do get a place, I should be stuck up in that house all on me own.
24:49Don't suppose they'll ever visit me?
24:50Oh, I expect they will, Lou.
24:52Oh, don't you believe it?
24:54They might even have something worse in mind for me.
24:57What?
24:57Ship me off to a home somewhere and nick my house for themselves.
25:02Oh, they got a nasty shock coming.
25:05If they think I'll put up with that, I'm not going into no home.
25:08Waiting room for a cemetery, that's what they are.
25:11Well, I've often thought of something like that for myself, you know.
25:16Oh, well, the doc's right.
25:18You are going soft in the edit.
25:20Well, not exactly in a home, Lou, but one of those sheltered flats like.
25:24You get a warden on there 24 hours a day.
25:28That wouldn't suit you, Ed.
25:29Well, I'd feel much safer.
25:31Oh, you've let things get on top of you.
25:35Listen, just because I've been attacked once doesn't mean to say I'm never going to be attacked again.
25:41Oh, you won't make yourself happy by dwelling on all that now, will you?
25:46You want to relax, get out and enjoy yourself.
25:50I'm quite all right as I am, thank you very much.
25:52Now, look, why don't you come to bingo with me tomorrow?
25:55It'll do you good.
25:57The only thing that'll do me good is seeing the chain on that door.
26:01It means I can sleep at night.
26:05Oh.
26:06Oh, come on, Lofty, come out.
26:08No chance.
26:10Look, it's only me out here, honest.
26:11Once I opened the door, they'll all be up, won't they?
26:13No, they've calmed down now.
26:15Look, I've got your puffer.
26:17It's only the reason I followed you.
26:18I was worried about you.
26:19Yeah?
26:20Yeah.
26:21You've nothing to fret about, honest.
26:23It's only me.
26:25Look, you're coming out, you're going to stay locked in there all night.
26:31Thanks, Sam.
26:37Have you got me clothes?
26:38No, they're downstairs.
26:40I'll make sure they give them to you, though.
26:44Look, it was only meant to be a laugh, Lofty.
26:47Don't just stop as soon as I saw they was upsetting you.
26:50Are you sure it's safe to go down now?
26:53The blokes will be better from football in a minute.
26:55Yeah, the 7th Cavalry.
26:57No hard feelings, eh?
26:59No.
27:01I'd hate to upset you, you know.
27:03Yeah?
27:03Yeah.
27:04It's funny, isn't it?
27:05You look dead skinny, usually.
27:07But you've got some nice muscles when you take your clothes off.
27:15Yeah, Cathy.
27:17Don't you find football endlessly fascinating?
27:20Well, I can't wait for the start of the season, then.
27:23Oh!
27:25Hang on, Pat.
27:26What the hell's going on here?
27:27Well, we had a little dance contest, then.
27:28Yeah, you enjoy your games, darling.
27:30We'll enjoy ours.
27:31It won't my fault, then, honest.
27:36Who's there?
27:37It's me, Lofty.
27:39Oh.
27:43It's very late, Lofty.
27:46Yeah, I know.
27:47Sorry, it.
27:48Yes.
27:50What do you want?
27:53Well, it'd be much easier if you'd let me in, Ethel.
27:56All right.
27:58Oh, you all right, Lofty?
28:00You don't look at all well.
28:01Oh, he's fine, Ethel.
28:03We've got a few things to sort out, you and me.
28:32We've got a few things to do.