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00:07MUSIC
00:25Put the music on.
00:30OK. Yeah, OK.
00:33No!
00:35You ready?
00:45No! No! No!
00:46No! No!
00:49You all right?
00:51Thanks for waiting, mate. I'm really sorry.
01:00Here we go.
01:17Hey.
01:18MUSIC
01:52Working out?
01:53What are you doing back here?
01:55Came over all funny.
01:57Yeah, well, you look all right to me.
02:04You're all done.
02:07Excuse me.
02:14Do you, Natalie, promise to honour and remain faithful to this marriage
02:19and, forsaking all others, be bound in union with Barry
02:23as long as you both shall live?
02:25I do.
02:33Barry and Natalie,
02:35you have both made the declarations by law
02:38and have made a solemn and binding contract with each other
02:42in the presence of witnesses here assembled.
02:45You are now man and wife together.
02:57Look, Jelene, I'm not blanking you.
02:58It's just how I've got work to do.
03:00So take a break.
03:01I can't.
03:02Come on.
03:04Take a break with me.
03:06Upstairs.
03:09I thought you liked young girls.
03:12Bianca was good enough for you, so why aren't I?
03:14Don't ever mention Bianca's name again to me.
03:15Do you hear me?
03:16You haven't answered my question.
03:17Look, that part of my life is over with now.
03:19Well, no one would know.
03:21It'd just be you and me.
03:23Our strings.
03:25I don't think Frank would see it that way, do you?
03:27What you don't know won't hurt him.
03:30What about Jamie?
03:32Jamie who?
03:34Try me.
03:38No.
03:42Do you, Ian, promise to honour and remain faithful to this marriage
03:47and forsaking all others, be bound in union with Melanie
03:51as long as you both shall live?
03:54I do.
03:57Do you, Melanie, promise to honour and remain faithful to this marriage
04:03and forsaking all others, be bound in union with Ian
04:07as long as you both shall live?
04:24I do.
04:25KNOCKED
04:28KNOCKED
04:52KNOCKED
04:54Cash!
05:28What are you doing?
05:29Oh, I'm just, er, just looking for a pen.
05:32I forgot to sign the card.
05:34Where did you get that?
05:35Well, it's a wedding present, isn't it?
05:37Mr Beale personally asked me to look after those presents.
05:39No, no, no, hang on a second. You've got the wrong idea here.
05:42I just bought this, all right? I'm just, er, just signing the card.
05:47All right. There you go. You've got to get out of your hair now, OK?
05:52Oh, and, er, you'll think about nicking it yourself.
05:55It's a lovely set of steak knife.
06:09Excuse me, everyone. If I could save your attention a moment,
06:11let's not forget Mr Bodgett here.
06:13I mean, he tried his best to ruin the day, but even he couldn't manage it completely.
06:16Well done, Barry. Let's get the champagne over! Come on!
06:25How about a kiss for the bridesmaid, then?
06:33I haven't given up, you know.
06:38Ian! I thought you were supposed to be ill, young lady.
06:41Yeah, I was. But Dr Dan had a look at me and I feel much better now.
06:48Oh, whoa!
06:49You know what I mean?
06:52Another thing that I have done!
07:03One minute you were there, and the next you were gone.
07:05I'll loosen the leash from you, Jamie.
07:07Oh, come on, Nat, you've got to throw this guy and come on.
07:09Oh, right, yeah.
07:10Okay, okay.
07:11What do you mean?
07:12Ready?
07:15One, two, three!
07:22Never mind.
07:24Who?
07:27Theresa! Phone call.
07:29Who is it?
07:30I don't know. I can't hear.
07:32Hello?
07:35I think she's meant to throw it.
07:37Yeah, I know.
07:38I ain't taking any chances.
07:40Here's to the most beautiful woman in the world.
07:43Melanie Beale, my wife.
07:55I just feel more like a guest than a bridegroom.
07:58Let's just make the most of it.
08:00It wasn't meant to be like this, was it? None of this is ours.
08:02Well done. You've caught him at last.
08:04Can't get away now, Barry.
08:05See this ring? It's like a miniaturised hand.
08:08Can't wait.
08:09I tell you one thing, that Ian fella's certainly no doubt
08:12to do things in style.
08:13Have you heard of dry cleaners?
08:15What happened to your suit?
08:18Congratulations.
08:21Nice one. You took yourself a lovely wife.
08:24Thank you. We're off on our grand tour.
08:25Have public awaits.
08:39Get him skipping, man. He's pathetic.
08:41Couldn't he get someone decent?
08:45It's hard to get the best on a night like this.
08:48The true professionals are probably in Antibes entertaining some film star.
08:51I'd rather watch the telly.
08:53Enjoying yourselves?
08:54Yeah. Very good, Ian. Very entertaining.
08:56Well, we do our best.
09:00Ian, can't we go somewhere quieter? Just the two of us.
09:03I don't want to dance.
09:04I think we need to discuss things.
09:07You know, what I said at the hotel.
09:10I told you. It's all in the past. It's forgotten.
09:13How are you ever going to trust me again?
09:16What's your option?
09:17Get a divorce if only be married five minutes?
09:19Ian, I'm being serious.
09:20Why won't you listen to me?
09:23You're a single woman, then.
09:25You're a married woman now with three kids.
09:26I don't think you're the type of tramp all over that, do you?
09:31Come on, let's go have a dance.
09:34I can't. I'll be in in a minute.
09:36I'll warm myself up for you.
09:58Well, people can think what they like.
10:01Me and my Arthur, we was chased till our wedding day.
10:05And I think there's still a lot of couples feel the same.
10:08You should get married and settle down.
10:11And that's that.
10:12Isn't that right, Doc?
10:13Oh, you know me, Paulie.
10:15My Charlie was me first and me last.
10:20Well, what do you think, Natalie?
10:22Oh, well, I've got Barry. What more could a girl want?
10:23Yeah, well, Brad Pitt maybe, eh?
10:26Ori and Beale, they're practically interchangeable.
10:28Well, I think we're all agreed then.
10:31All you need to do is find a nice bloke,
10:33or do the washing up,
10:34who knows how to give you goosebumps all over.
10:37I mean, that's not asking too much, is it?
10:39No trick to that.
10:59It's embarrassing.
11:00I'm going to make this up to you one day, I promise.
11:02Will you stop going on about it? It's fine.
11:04Pauline, don't look it out,
11:06but I think you've got competition.
11:12Now that's embarrassing.
11:15She's worn me out.
11:18Do you know what, Ian?
11:19I don't think she'll be a lot better.
11:20Yeah, she looks really well, mate.
11:22You must be pleased.
11:23Yeah, I think she's worn me out.
11:23I think I'm going to put them all to bed, Pat.
11:25On there?
11:26Well, they're dead on their feet,
11:27and I mean,
11:28they're not going to last till midnight.
11:29It's freezing out here.
11:35I've just seen somebody I want to talk to.
11:36Can we keep an eye on you?
11:37Yeah, sure.
11:38Come on down to the house.
11:39Come on, you darling.
11:46She escaped, did you?
11:48Yeah.
11:49I don't know what she must think of us.
11:50We're not normally like that.
11:51We've usually got a lot of better things to talk about than men.
11:56You all right?
11:58Yeah, yeah.
11:58I'm fine.
12:00I'm just a bit overwhelmed, that's all.
12:02Well, it's a bit much, innit?
12:04All them people looking at you.
12:06When me and Phil got married,
12:07we just sneaked off to the registry office.
12:09All up and down within five minutes.
12:10I wish we'd done that.
12:12Oh, don't be silly.
12:13Don't forget a wedding like this in a long time.
12:17Anyway, I didn't come into the yakka to you,
12:19that champagne's gone right through me.
12:22Kathy,
12:24I just want you to know that
12:27I'm going to do my best to try and be a good mother to Lucy.
12:32Boys too, I hope.
12:33Yeah, of course.
12:36What I mean is,
12:39however bad it gets,
12:42I want to always be there for her.
12:46What do you mean?
12:56It's been quite a year for you, isn't it?
12:59What, you've opening up your club?
13:01Your unfortunate little tangle with the law.
13:04Yeah, well that's all behind me now, isn't it?
13:06She told me.
13:08I don't know what you're talking about.
13:09Of course then.
13:11She told me all about it.
13:12You and her, your big night of passion.
13:14Oh, hang on a second.
13:16Listen, that was one of those stupid things, right?
13:18When we were both drunk,
13:20I swear to him,
13:21as soon as it happened, I backed off.
13:23Oh, how generous.
13:25It was actually.
13:27I took a back seat because of you.
13:28Oh, thank you very much.
13:29It was very big of you.
13:31The truth of the matter is,
13:33she chose me over you and you know it.
13:36And you really believe that, don't you?
13:38She married me, didn't she?
13:40You may have had her for one seedy night.
13:44I'll know her every night for the next 30 years.
13:48Who's a loser now?
13:53Robbie.
13:54Got your speech sorted?
13:55I've got it right here.
13:55I mean, I've been practising for days.
13:57Top man.
13:58You've got to be better than this guy.
14:00That's all that matters.
14:00Well, that won't be hard.
14:02I'm sure you'd be great.
14:03Don't count on it, Robbie.
14:09I've got to make a fool of myself.
14:11I've been doing quite a lot lately.
14:16Hi, Mum.
14:17I'm just getting the kids off.
14:18Guess who won't go to sleep without this?
14:20Ian.
14:22Why didn't you tell me about Lucy?
14:26Tell you what?
14:29That she's got cancer.
14:32Were you just going to let me go back to South Africa without even knowing?
14:36I'm sorry, Mum.
14:38I know I should have done, but I didn't want to upset you.
14:41I'm Lucy's grandmother.
14:44Doesn't that count for anything?
14:46Of course it does, but I didn't want you to feel that you had to stay.
14:51What?
14:52Well, I can't go back now.
14:53You're going to need all the support you can get.
14:55No, Mum.
14:56There's nothing you can do.
14:58Ian.
14:59I want to help.
15:01I want to be here for Lucy.
15:03Yeah, I know.
15:04Me and Mel can cope, but...
15:07If Lucy gets worse, I'll find you straight away you can fly straight back.
15:12She...
15:13She's just a tiny kid.
15:15I mean, if something like this happened to Ben, I'd go to pieces.
15:19Mum.
15:21I've got to deal with this my own way.
15:24I don't want any fuss, all right?
15:28I'm really proud of you.
15:32Don't be Mum.
15:33Melanie! Melanie!
15:42You're not going.
15:44I don't know anyone here. Melanie's not around.
15:47Well, she's probably just looking after the kids. You remember what that's like.
15:51Yeah.
15:53Look, Jane.
15:55Can't be at least be friends.
15:5725 years together, two great kids.
16:00And now you've moved on.
16:02We both have.
16:07Goodbye, Jane.
16:15Do you fancy him or something?
16:17What's not to fancy?
16:19He's an horrible piece of filth who broke my family up, that's what.
16:22I bet he's good in bed, though.
16:24You're all laugh, you are.
16:25And so speaks a little virgin.
16:27He should get together with Jamie and make a right couple.
16:30Is Jamie and you-know-what not me worrying?
16:33You didn't.
16:35I didn't.
16:35What was it like?
16:37Well, let's put it this way.
16:38He could do with a pair of stabilizers.
16:50You guys?
16:52Yeah, I'm fine.
16:55No.
16:56I'm not fine, actually.
16:58I'm-I'm anything but fine.
17:00Why was that?
17:01You don't wanna know.
17:03Well, what is it?
17:04There's nothing.
17:05Don't give me that.
17:08I can't, Phil. I promised I wouldn't say.
17:10OK.
17:11Don't shut me out.
17:17I'm sorry.
17:27Ah, this is good.
17:29Mark, that's a link as command, and you are now numero uno.
17:32I am?
17:33Correct, and we're going to turn this window around.
17:35Get over to my gaff, get the cake, and I'll round everyone up for the speeches.
17:38What about Ian?
17:39I don't know. He doesn't seem to be around.
17:42Great, isn't it? Go on, go. Pronto.
17:43Yeah.
17:50Let's go.
17:52Let's go.
17:53Come on, Gracie.
17:58You got that out.
18:00Come on.
18:08Come on, come on.
18:10Come on.
18:17Ian, do you think we should tell her?
18:19I don't know.
18:22Maybe we shouldn't.
18:23What if I split her wrong?
18:25What if she's not as bad as they say?
18:26They wouldn't have told you if they weren't sure.
18:28Yeah, but you hear about these things all the time.
18:31Messed up tests, missing paperwork.
18:35What if we took her to a private clinic and got her looked at again?
18:38I think it'd just make it worse.
18:40Holding out false hopes.
18:43Yeah, but anything's worth a try, isn't it?
18:48Maybe.
19:02What?
19:04Nothing.
19:05You look like you've seen a ghost.
19:07No, I just want to get back outside.
19:09No, no, tell me, what is it?
19:11It's nothing.
19:12Come on, I just want to get outside, do you?
19:14No, it's not the matter.
19:21Ow!
19:22Ian, that really hurt.
19:25I'm sorry, I...
19:27I just got a bit carried away.
19:34Steve!
19:37You weren't even going to say hello.
19:38What are you doing here, man?
19:40I'm a free man.
19:41I can go wherever I'm at.
19:44Yeah.
19:45How did I get out?
19:47Well, it's a great thing, the British legal system.
19:49Never heard of appeals.
19:51New evidence shows up and it changes everything.
19:54What are you talking about?
19:55What are new evidence?
19:56We'll find out.
19:58Maybe we should meet up and have a chat about it.
20:01You want to have a chat?
20:04That's right.
20:05Just like old friends.
20:06You do still want to be my friend, don't you?
20:10Yeah, of course I do.
20:11If that's what you want.
20:15Is it what you want, then?
20:19Well, I don't know.
20:21I think it'll be more fun if you have to guess what I want.
20:26What I'm going to do.
20:28What do you mean, what you're going to do?
20:32To you.
20:35See you around.
20:40Ladies and gentlemen!
20:41If I've ever had any attention, please, ladies and gentlemen.
20:43If you'd like to gather around, please.
20:44There will surely be a few brief speeches.
20:47Followed by the cutting of the cakes.
20:51You're hurting me.
20:53I'm sorry.
20:56We've got a problem.
20:57What?
21:01You OK?
21:06Yeah.
21:09You told him, didn't you, eh?
21:10You told Ian about us.
21:12I mean, what were you thinking?
21:14I just wanted to get things straight, that was all.
21:16I thought we were going to keep quiet about us.
21:18Now, I don't need any more grief.
21:19You know that.
21:21Grow up, Steve.
21:29I don't need any more grief.
21:30What's wrong with you?
21:35Mark.
21:36Mark.
21:36Mark, Mark, Mark.
21:37Wake up, will you?
21:38Look, it's time for the speeches.
21:39You're on first.
21:39Come on.
21:40I'm ready when you are.
21:40You just leave me in the right direction.
21:42Jeff, get him some water, yeah?
21:43Come on.
21:43I don't think there's much.
21:44Hey, Andrew.
21:45You've been having a great day.
21:47All right.
21:49I can't do this.
21:52I've really missed you.
21:54Well, I'm back.
21:56I'm not going anywhere.
22:05Oh, Christ!
22:06Robbie, what are you doing?
22:08Get up here now, please.
22:09Change plan, Robbie, you're on first.
22:11Oh, sorry.
22:13Sorry.
22:15Timmy!
22:18I'm lying to you.
22:20Wake me up.
22:22You're up the soil.
22:23Don't worry.
22:30All right, Jess?
22:32You enjoying yourself?
22:33You having a laugh?
22:34Yeah.
22:35Here I am, actually.
22:36Sonia in a bridesmaid's dress.
22:38It's got to be worth a giggle, eh?
22:40Listen, all right, first me and now Sonia.
22:42You think you're pretty clever, eh?
22:44I don't know what you're talking about.
22:46See ya.
22:49At last, the masterpiece has arrived.
22:52Let's have a little look, shall we?
22:53No, mate, not now.
22:54It's just a little piece.
22:55No, no, mate.
22:55We've got those pictures.
22:56Yeah, and you're up first.
22:57Oh, oh.
22:58Go on.
22:59Don't let me down.
23:00Come on, Robbie, get a move on, will ya?
23:03What did you say to Steve?
23:05Right, erm, what can I say about this man that hasn't been said a million times?
23:09No.
23:10He's incompetent.
23:12He's lazy.
23:13He's a complete slob.
23:15Come here.
23:21Well, well, well.
23:22If it ain't laughing, boy.
23:24What?
23:25A word of warning, pal.
23:27Well, that Jamie's been pouring the ground round my daughter again.
23:30Tell him I stay away.
23:32Change the record for it.
23:33You're getting boring.
23:34Oh, I forgot.
23:35You Mitchell boys specialise in messing up women's lives, don't you, eh?
23:39Thank goodness Caffy's going back in a few days, eh?
23:42And who messed up Tiffany's life, eh?
23:45It was a year ago today, wasn't it?
23:47Now, if I was you, I'd stick your car keys down the drain before you ran-raid Melanie and
23:50all.
23:53All right, so...
23:55So you can see why I'm thanking Natalie for putting up with me, basically.
24:01Personally, I think you're a mug for saying yes, but it's too late to back out now.
24:03It's tough.
24:04Oh, I don't know.
24:04These things come off, don't they?
24:06Are you joking?
24:07Are you joking?
24:09Um, so I'd like to propose a toast.
24:12Now to Natalie, my wife.
24:20Best bit of Crumbie and Walford, eh?
24:22What do you mean for me?
24:25I can't find it anywhere.
24:27Well, what's that?
24:30You all right?
24:39Uh...
24:39Well, um...
24:42I guess the only thing I want to say is, uh...
24:45I met a beautiful and wonderful woman a year ago and...
24:49And she's turned my life around.
24:52As a lot of you know, I was married before and...
24:55Well, it didn't work out, did it?
24:59That's not gonna happen this time.
25:01This time I'm gonna get it right.
25:03I'm gonna try and be a good-ass man.
25:06To Melanie.
25:07My wife.
25:08To Mel.
25:08To Mel.
25:16Now, without further ado...
25:18We're gonna cut the cake.
25:19Yeah.
25:20Let's do that, shall we?
25:23Prepare to be amazed!
25:24No, mate, not now.
25:25Not this one, Barry, please, not now.
25:26Shut up.
25:27Please, Barry, please.
25:31It wasn't my fault, mate.
25:34Oh, never mind.
25:36Poor love!
25:37Can't do anything, Mike, can you, Barry?
25:39Oh, I don't know.
25:41Mmm, I think it's delicious, darling.
25:44Aww!
25:46Aww!
25:46Yeah!
25:51Oh, my...
25:52That was nice, thanks.
25:55Right, everybody, let's go. Five minutes.
25:58Woo!
26:02Want a slice?
26:03Ah!
26:05No.
26:05Didn't think so.
26:07Maybe he'd rather take it out there and share it with Kathy, eh?
26:10What?
26:10I saw you, Phil. I saw you playing at husband and wife, whispering.
26:15So were you spying on me now?
26:17No! I... I just want to know what's happening.
26:22Well, I'm having a quiet drink, that's why. Now just back off and leave me alone. She's getting on my
26:27nerves.
26:41Oh, snap. I haven't spoken to you all day.
26:45So how's it been? Traumatic. I'm exhausted. How about you?
26:48Yeah, the same.
26:51So do you feel, um, different? Do you feel married?
26:55Yeah, I do, actually. And you know what? I think I like it.
27:00Oh, do you now? What about you?
27:04Well, you know, it's still early days, yeah.
27:08Oh, listen, I know it's none of my business, but I'm really pleased to be...
27:11Sorry?
27:12...about Lucy and the results.
27:15How do you mean?
27:16The results from the hospital.
27:18When I was over at your place yesterday, I saw the letter.
27:22Yesterday?
27:24Oh, well, I only caught a glimpse, but, um...
27:27Well, it must be a load off your mind knowing Lucy's got to be all clear.
27:32Yeah.
27:32Goodforment.
27:33Come on, Diggy.
27:34Yeah.
27:46Goodforment.
27:48Thank you!
27:51Goodforment.
27:52Go-hoo!
27:55Side, this is definite, is it?
27:57We've finally got rid of you.
27:59Yes, sir.
28:00And this is 100% guaranteed. I mean, there's no sale or return.
28:03Mm-hm.
28:04Absolutely.
28:05Good.
28:06Who are you talking about?
28:07You.
28:08Has anyone seen Mel?
28:10Let's just nip down.
28:11Now?
28:11I think so.
28:14He's keen, isn't he?
28:16Hey, five minutes. Come on.
28:18I'll get some refills.
28:19Cheers.
28:20All right.
28:21I'll take it, love. See you in a minute.
28:22Cheers.
28:26Hello, you.
28:28I'll take it.
28:29Hello, you.
28:30Yes.
28:33That's good.
28:41What are you doing?
28:43Where is it?
28:45Where's what?
28:45A letter from the hospital.
28:47What letter? I don't know what you're talking about.
28:50Natalie said she was here yesterday and she saw a letter.
28:52Well, she's wrong. I told you. It never came.
28:54There's no point looking in there. I mean, she made a mistake.
28:57You sure do?
28:57about that? Yeah. Then what's this? Looks like an envelope. From the hospital. Dated
29:05the 29th, two days ago. Ian, where's the letter? I got rid of it. You got rid of it? I
29:16had
29:16to. It was... I've seen the bad news in black and white. I didn't want it to upset you.
29:24Natalie said it gave Lucy the all clear that she's all right. She's wrong. Mel, I wouldn't
29:30lie to you about something like that. Don't do this, Ian. I can phone the hospital. I can
29:33get confirmation. Go ahead. He won't give it to you. Wrong. I'm now officially Mrs. Bill.
29:39I can find out anything I like. Now tell me, Ian. I'm sorry.
29:58How could you? I was scared. I love you so much and I was afraid you were going to leave
30:08me. You were going to call the whole thing off. You let me think that she had cancer. I'm
30:17gone. I'm stupid. I've really messed up. You lied to me? To Kathy? All that stuff about
30:26getting a second opinion? What, were you going to just slime your way out of it? What else
30:29could I do? Tell the truth! How could I? I couldn't risk it. You can't cheat something
30:33to love a new Ian. Don't you know that? Look, you slept with Steve. You lied. I forgave
30:38you. Yeah, and now I know why. Mel. Mel. Look, now it's out in the open. We can do something
30:44about it. We can work things out. What? What out? Mel, please. I'm not going to lose
30:49you now. We can sort things out. Please, Mel. You already have. Mel, please. Ian, get your
30:53hands off me. Get off. Mel, please. Mel. Mel. Mel. Mel, I'm begging you. Don't leave me like this,
31:10please. Please. I need you, Mel. I love you. Well, guess what, Ian? I don't love you.
31:19And I never have done. Three, two, one.
31:22Always.
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31:37.
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31:39Oh, man, I'm happy for all that I have.
31:47Oh, man, I'm happy for all that you like.
31:52Oh, man, I'm happy for all that you like.
32:31I'm happy for all that you like.